[Comprehensive martial arts] The whole world is afraid of me singing

"Fuck off, your mother is being bullied!" Wen Wanqing sat on a big rock, stroking Rolling's hair indignantly, "Your father lied to me again, every time, it's too disgusting!!! "

"Yeah." Gun Gunsheng was ruthlessly stroked by the Twolegs, ahh, the hair is all messed up, not beautiful anymore, it's too bad! ! !

Wen Wanqing automatically translated Gun Gun's voice into approval, and said angrily: "Right, Gun Gun, you also think your dad is too good?"

"Um~, Uh~!" Let go of me!You two-legged beast, I bit you!Gun Gun wants to bite people, wants to bite Twolegs, wants... Forget it, for the sake of giving herself food, she won't bite.Ah, my plush, it doesn't look good anymore.

Wen Wanqing was very moved, "Hey, it's really better to be a daughter. Gun Gun, you love me too, don't you?" She buried her face in Gun Gun's back, rubbing and rubbing.

Roll, roll, she is simply unlovable.For the sake of Mao Mao not falling off, I can barely bear with you.Ah, when will it end.

When Huang Yaoshi came out of the cave, seeing such a scene, he couldn't help laughing.But he held back, if he laughed, Wan Wan, who was already angry, would definitely be even more angry.Although she is cute when she is angry, if she ignores herself, it will not be very good.

Thinking of this, Huang Yaoshi walked over and squatted in front of Wen Wanqing, "Wan Wan."

Wen Wanqing got angry when she saw him, snorted, and sat in another direction holding Gun Gun.Looking at the sky, looking at Gun Gun, but not looking at him, using his strength to express the words "I'm angry" all over his body.

"Are you still angry?" With a smile on his face, Huang Yaoshi hugged her from behind, "Is it okay not to be angry?"

"Who's angry? Is there anyone here? No!" Wen Wanqing couldn't break free from Huang Yaoshi's arms, and just hugged Roll, just not looking at him.

"Wan Wan really ignored me." Huang Yaoshi's voice became low with a smile on his face, "It seems that I can only read the book by myself, alas, without anyone to accompany me, it's really boring."

Wen Wanqing's ears moved, reading alone?These days, the two of them read books together.Or it could be said that Huang Yaoshi was reading to her, she leaned on his body, and the two of them talked affectionately.Because Huang Yaoshi was only studying and not practicing martial arts, there was no such thing as going crazy, and the two of them liked this kind of time together very much.

Wen Wanqing thought about it, if only her husband read the book, it would be a little boring.But, she is still angry, and she hasn't calmed down yet.But, but... It would be a bit cruel to leave my husband alone for a whole day.

Someone whose thinking was completely disturbed by Huang Yaoshi's low voice had long forgotten that he had decided to ignore him all day long.

"Wanwan, do you want to come and accompany me?" Huang Yaoshi put his head on Wen Wanqing's shoulder and whispered in her ear.That kind of tone is really unbearable to refuse.

Wen Wanqing was silent for a while, "Hey, I just want to read books too, so I'm not forgiving you." People who can't even practice martial arts, why read martial arts cheat books?For fun?

Huang Yaoshi bent his eyes, filled with a smile. "Yes, then, may Madam allow me to read a book?"

"Okay, I agree with you to go." Wen Wanqing said in a very "reluctant" tone.

"In that case, I would like to thank Madam."

Rolling rolled his eyes, didn't this stupid two-legged beast realize that he was being kidnapped again?From just now to now, it's only been a while, and it's completely gone wrong!Humph, she won't remind, for the sake of her own Mao Mao!

Wen Wanqing smoothed out Mao Mao, and then put her on the ground, "Okay, Roll, Dad and Mom are going to get down to business, you go and play."

As soon as Gun Gun landed on the ground, he ran quickly, and Xiao Neiba ran fast, for fear that he would fall into the clutches of the devil again.The Twolegs were too scary, and she knew that she must be jealous of her fur! ! !

Wen Wanqing was a little puzzled, "Gun Gun's speed is so fast today."

"Cough cough." Huang Yaoshi coughed twice, thinking that it would be better for him not to express his opinion.

The two turned around and went into the cave. Wen Wanqing looked at the portrait... the futon below, and suddenly thought of an important thing. Emma, ​​she was dazzled by the martial arts cheats in the cave before. Forget about the big fish.She rushed over and picked up the futon, "Husband, Husband, come quickly, there is a big fish here. How could I forget it, how stupid."

"Big fish?"

"One of the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School, Beiming Divine Art." Wen Wanqing lowered her voice mysteriously, completely forgetting that there were only the two of them here. "Quickly, quickly, give me a dagger, and I will cut it open."

Huang Yaoshi stepped forward and tore the futon hard, revealing a silk bag.

"..." Well, martial arts practitioners are amazing, but I'm sorry that she's just an ordinary person!Wen Wanqing will never admit it, she is a bit envious, hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp.

Huang Yaoshi took out the silk bag, there were a few lines written on it, he pretended he didn't see it, and opened the silk bag.Inside the silk bag is a silk scroll. When you open it, you can see the four big characters "Beiming Shengong" written at the beginning. "Sure enough, as Wanwan said, it is indeed a secret book of martial arts."

"Of course, I can't be wrong." Wen Wanqing dragged Huang Yaoshi inside, "Let's go inside and study it carefully."

Huang Yaoshi looked at her holding his hand with a smile, it seemed that he was no longer angry.No, maybe she just forgot that she was still angry.

They walked into the cave where the cheat books were stored. In the place with the best light, there was a stone bed specially moved by Huang Yaoshi.He usually sits cross-legged on it to study martial arts secrets, but Wen Wanqing, she moves a lot, sometimes leaning on him, sometimes lying on his back, sometimes lying on his on the thigh.In short, she will use whatever posture is comfortable.

It was the same now, Huang Yaoshi sat cross-legged on the stone bed, opened the silk scroll to see the martial arts recorded in it.Wen Wanqing leaned directly beside him, wrapped his arms around him, and poked her head over to look.It's a pity, although she could read all the words in it, she was really at a loss as to what to say.

However, what made Wen Wanqing very dissatisfied was that the martial arts cheats were only martial arts cheats, why was there a portrait of Li Qiushui's fruit body?The painting is so lifelike, no wonder Duan Yu, an idiot who has never experienced anything, becomes obsessed with the fairy sister, the impact is too great!She turned her head to look at Huang Yaoshi's face, trying to read something from his face.

"What's wrong?" Huang Yaoshi turned to look at her, "What's wrong?"

Wen Wanqing pouted, pointed to the portrait on the scroll and said, "Is she pretty?"

Huang Yaoshi smiled, and sniffed Wen Wanqing's neck, "I seem to smell the sour smell of vinegar? It seems that the family will not be afraid of lack of salt or vinegar in the future."

"Yeah, I'm the vinegar bucket!" Wen Wanqing stared at Huang Yaoshi covetously, "Tell me, do you think she's pretty?"

"Of course..." Huang Yaoshi turned over and overwhelmed her, "It's not pretty, but Wanwan looks good in my eyes."

"Liar." Wen Wanqing tried her best to suppress the corners of her mouth, "It goes without saying that Li Qiushui's looks are so good, how can I compare with her." She only has good facial features, so she is pretty.

Huang Yaoshi was a little speechless for a moment, how did her father-in-law teach Wanwan, and why did she think she was average? "So what, isn't it that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? In my eyes, you are prettier than everyone else." He placed a kiss on Wen Wanqing's lips, "The moon is covered by light clouds, and the wind blows back." Xue, you are the most different to me."

"I... I am not as good as my husband said, Luoshen Fuye, there is no way to describe me." That's what she said, but a sweet smile appeared on the corner of Wen Wanqing's mouth, she It also occurred to me that these days, Huang Yaoshi has also turned a blind eye to the portrait outside.No, to be more precise, he saw it, but he didn't react as if he saw an ordinary stone.

"I said it's okay, so it's okay." Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows, and an aura of no one else came to his face.

"My husband is the best!" Wen Wanqing leaned up and kissed him on the cheek.

"My Wanwan." Huang Yaoshi sighed softly and sealed it with a kiss.

That scroll, which could make the whole Jianghu go crazy, was thrown to the ground just like that, because those two people had no time to take care of it.

"Brother Shenzhi...Brother..." Wen Wanqing hugged Huang Yaoshi's neck with both hands, and called out the previous address indistinctly.

Huang Yaoshi paused, "Wan Wan, what did you just say?"

"Shen Zhi...Brother..." Wen Wanqing couldn't recover from the fierceness, and looked at the person on her body with blurred eyes.

"Good boy," Huang Yaoshi smiled slowly, "From now on, at this time, I will always call you brother, huh?" After finishing speaking, he started to move.

Wen Wanqing couldn't say a word, she could only curse in her heart, shameless!

Gun Gun himself has been playing with a bear for a long time, it's a bit strange, why didn't the two two-legged beasts come out?Forget it, it just so happened that my Mao Mao was saved.

For the next few days, Huang Yaoshi was watching Beiming Shengong. The martial arts of the Xiaoyao Sect were indeed advanced, and he was fascinated by what he saw.Wen Wanqing was still by the side as usual, but she no longer had any feelings for the portrait.Hmph(ˉ(∞)ˉ)jiw, my husband has already said that I am prettier than you! ! !

Gun Gun doesn't want to be in the cave, she still plays outside in a sunny place.One day, she saw a small piece of grass growing very cute, so she used her paws to pull it, and suddenly a big guy fell from the sky, which frightened her.Gun Gun looked at this big guy, fortunately, he was almost smashed into a bear cake.

"Yeah, um." Gu Gun slowly crawled over and patted it with his paw.Suddenly that big guy got up, scared her to roll and crawl, oh my God, Twolegs, there are Twolegs bullying your bear! "Wow!"

Duan Yu got up, thankful that he was caught by a pine tree just now, and someone half-climbed and half-rolled down from the bottom of the cliff, otherwise he must have become a human pie.He heard a voice, and looked around, a small black and white beast was yelling at him.

Duan Yu smiled, "I'm sorry, sorry, did I scare you? Hey, you seem to be the iron-eating beast of Bashu mentioned in the book, right? Why are you here?" He took a closer look and found this black and white beast The alternate small beasts are quite similar to the iron-eating beasts described in the book, but how could the iron-eating beasts be in Dali?

"Wow!" Gun Gun frightened Twolegs, and found that he was not afraid of himself at all.No, I need to find help.So, she bypassed Duan Yu very wittily, and ran into the cave, um, running fast with the steps of Xiao Nei Ba.

Duan Yu felt strange, where is this little beast going?Curious, he followed her into the cave, bypassed a stone room, and then saw a woman in a palace costume pointing at him with a sword.No, this is not a living person.After he took a closer look, he realized that it was a jade statue, but it was carved so lifelike that it looked like a real person.

Moreover, the jade statue's eyes are made of precious stones, shining brightly, as if there is really such a woman looking at him.Duan Yu is completely insane, fairy sister.

"Go away, where are you taking me?"

When Duan Yu was obsessed with the jade statue, he heard a soft voice, which sounded like a beautiful woman's voice.Could it be that the fairy sister really exists?Not long after, he saw a red-clothed woman coming out of the stone gate, looking forward and smiling sweetly, although not a jade statue, but each has its own merits and is not alike.

Wen Wanqing was reading a book with Huang Yaoshi, who knew Gun Gun crawled in, yelling and pulling her skirt with her claws.In order not to let her skirt be scrapped, she could only roll out.As soon as she came to the stone room outside, she saw a foolish boy in ragged clothes staring at her blankly.

Wait, isn't the fairly good-looking idiot who fell from the top just Duan Yu?Wen Wanqing looked him up and down, maybe, really?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" When Duan Yu looked at the visitor's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he realized that there was something wrong with him looking directly at her, so he quickly looked away, "I didn't know there was someone here, so I rushed in." I am really sorry for the girl."

"I'm not a girl anymore," Wen Wanqing smiled, "You should call me Madam."

"Ma'am?" Duan Yu was still a little confused.

"Yes, his wife." Wen Wanqing stepped aside a bit, revealing Huang Yaoshi who came out behind her.

"Who is this idiot?" Huang Yaoshi stood in front of her, blocking Duan Yu's gaze.A little dissatisfied with Duan Yu's eyes looking at Wen Wanqing, although there is no obscenity or evil in it, just pure heart, but it still makes him dissatisfied.

"I don't know." Wen Wanqing said so, but she winked at Huang Yaoshi who turned her head, and said that she mouthed "Duan Yu".

Huang Yaoshi continued to look at Duan Yu. Is this the master king of Dali Kingdom?Why does it look like not only can't martial arts, but also stupid.

Duan Yu originally thought that this woman was living here alone, but he didn't expect that a man who was not as handsome as ordinary people came out, and felt a sense of loss in his heart.That's right, such a beautiful woman must have someone worthy of her by her side.

Duan Yu pulled himself together and bowed to the two of them, "Duan Yu fell here unintentionally because he was being chased by villains. If there is any offense, I hope Haihan."

"En." Huang Yaoshi nodded, seeing that he no longer looked at Wen Wanqing, he didn't say anything.He thought for a while, and threw the Beiming Divine Art in his hand to Duan Yu, "This is for you. After you have learned the martial arts in it, you can leave here." Disdain to hide this.

Duan Yu caught it in a hurry, opened it to see, it turned out to be the portrait of the fairy sister, he was so scared that he closed it again.He said, "Well, I don't learn martial arts."

"Then you stay here." Huang Yaoshi picked up the roll at his feet, hugged Wen Wanqing and entered the stone gate.

When Duan Yu was about to ask a few more questions, he saw the stone door was closed.He tried hard to push the stone door, but the stone door didn't move at all, and couldn't be opened at all.He had no choice but to sit down anywhere and open the scroll to read.It seemed that the couple were not going to help themselves out, so they had to come by themselves.

When it was opened, it was the same portrait again, but Duan Yu blushed a little, but everything else was okay.I don't know if he has seen Gu Pan Shenfei's red-clothed woman, but the person in the painting doesn't seem to have a great influence on him.After all, jade statues are still inferior to real people.

Duan Yu really didn't want to learn martial arts, so he wandered around in the valley, but couldn't get out no matter what.If you want to go up from the place where you came down, you really can't do it without learning lightness kung fu.He wanted to ask the couple for help, but their attitude was obviously that they didn't want to talk to him.There was no choice but to go back to the stone room, sit down, and open the silk scroll.

"Father, father, you always ask me to learn martial arts, but I refuse. Now, I can't do without learning." Duan Yu sighed in his heart, if his father knew, would he feel relieved?Give it a try first, and if it really doesn't work, go beg that couple.Since they can live here for a long time, they must know the way out.

Wen Wanqing couldn't help but find it funny seeing Huang Yaoshi tightly locked her up. This is, are you jealous? "Husband, do you really ignore him?"

Huang Yaoshi looked impatient, "There are so many fruits in the valley outside, he won't starve to death." If it weren't for Gu Nian's eyes that didn't offend him, he would definitely goug out those eyeballs.

Wen Wanqing took a step forward and wrapped her arms around Huang Yaoshi's arm, "Okay, okay, what my husband said is true, what my husband said is right, just leave him alone." I didn't expect that my husband would be jealous one day, I really think it's so rare !

Huang Yaoshi turned his head and saw the smile on Wen Wanqing's face, which was exactly the same as the weasel who ate the chicken.Reluctant to touch him, he could only sigh in his heart.

"Husband, since you've almost read the book, why don't we leave here?" During these days, Huang Yaoshi finished reading a book, and she took pictures of the contents with her mobile phone.After doing the math, it's almost the same, and even the Beiming Divine Art has been preserved.

Speaking of this, I have to praise the mobile phone that was invaded by the time-traveling app. Not only has the lighting remained unchanged, but the memory has also increased. It is really awesome!

Huang Yaoshi nodded, "Alright, pack up, we'll leave here tomorrow." Since we've finished reading the books and this place is not clean, there's no need to stay here.

Duan Yu outside was still thinking about asking them for help, but what he didn't expect was that they were going to run away.Well, put some wax on Duan Yu, the kind that fills the whole room.

Tilting his head, he didn't quite understand.The Twoleg outside lost, though, right?Great, let him scare the bear, Koko!

"Wow, it feels like I haven't had air outside the respiratory tract for a long time." Standing on the mountain road, Wen Wanqing stretched her waist and took a deep breath.Although the days below the valley are also very good, it is a bit boring to never change places.

Huang Yaoshi liked it very much, because it was just the two of them.He smiled and said, "Let's go to the nearest town to fix it first, and then see where we are going?"

"Okay!"

Huang Yaoshi squatted in front of Wen Wanqing, motioning her to come up.

Wen Wanqing quickly climbed up and hugged his neck tightly.Then I saw Gun Gun who was picked up by Huang Yaoshi casually, cough cough daughter, your treatment is not as good as A Niang, just bear with it, ah!

It is said to be the nearest town, but it is actually quite a distance away.However, Huang Yaoshi's martial arts is high and his internal strength is strong, even if he carries an extra weight with a person or a bear, it doesn't make much difference.What's more, he has seen all kinds of martial arts from various sects these days, and he has realized something, and he has improved a lot.So, they got to town in no time.

For the experience of this journey, Wen Wanqing has only one impression, it is steady and fast!Hmm, it's really good, give me a five-star praise, plus a 25-word compliment!

The town here is quite small, but it is well-equipped.Probably because the nearby scenery is very good, there will always be people coming to play, so there are inns and the like.They directly asked for the best room, and planned to rest here for two days, and then make plans, whether to go to the Central Plains, or continue to stroll around Dali.

"Husband, Dali is really beautiful." Wen Wanqing sat by the window, looking at the camellias in the yard below, "Look, there are so many camellias!"

"Indeed, the species that are rare in the Central Plains can be seen everywhere here."

At this moment, they heard a cry, it was a woman's voice, and she cried "my baby" while crying.The sound of weeping blood made everyone who heard it feel unbearable.

"What's the matter?" Wen Wanqing was a little curious. Could it be that a child is sick?

"Damn it, why did you steal my child, why not just kill me!"