[Comprehensive martial arts] The whole world is afraid of me singing

"Brother Shen." Wen Wanqing shot pitiful rays at Huang Yaoshi, begging him to let her go.Such an embarrassing scene, don't wait to run away, why don't you stay and celebrate warmly?

"Wanwan, what you just said..." Huang Yaoshi suddenly found that he couldn't find how to describe the voice just now, "Eh, in short, it's just, do it again."

"No!" Wen Wanqing took a few steps back in horror, just like a good person persecuted by a bad person, "No, absolutely impossible!" She has not forgotten the people who have heard her singing since she was a child Such an expression.Even Wen's father, who loves her the most and loves her the most, is just boasting with a wry smile, and listening to it a second time is absolutely not delusional.

Therefore, she only dared to entertain herself.Now it's all right, I have heard both of my sneaky singing voices, there is nothing to love in life!I'm going to jump into the sea, is there still time?

"Wan Wan." Huang Yaoshi grabbed the person who was about to run away, "I'm a little confused and ask you to untie it, please help, huh?"

Wen Wanqing cried and said, "But, I really don't want to sing!" She doesn't dare to look at the six apprentices now, okay?I always feel that my glorious image no longer exists!

Huang Yaoshi coughed twice, and held back the smile in his throat. Could Wan Wan's expression be too heroic? "Do you know that when you sing, what effect will it have?" The hand that said the word "sing" felt very empty in his heart, but what else can he do? Who told him to choose her?

Wen Wanqing died of fish eyes, "Ah, of course I know. Generally, there are three kinds of reactions, one is to kill yourself and then you don't have to listen to it, the other is to kill me and no one will sing, and the third is to sing with me. We will die together." Even if you go to a ktv alone, you have to choose one with super sound insulation, otherwise you will definitely be kicked out by the boss, although she will be refunded in full.

To be honest, the owner of the ktv is also full of grievances, you sing so badly, my family's business is plummeting, did you make it?

Huang Yaoshi coughed twice again, and held back the smile in his throat again, "Then, congratulations, now I have the fourth reaction."

"What is it?" Wen Wanqing was suddenly a little curious. She hadn't encountered the fourth reaction yet. Could it be that her lethality had strengthened again?

"Sing it again."

"Oh, that's fine." Wen Wanqing took a deep breath, and then began to sing two lines with the mood of going to the battlefield, the same two lines just now, "You are mighty and majestic, the Chinese paper that sets the horse,... ..” Then, her eyes went out of frame.Hey, let me go, what is this?

While she was singing, Huang Yaoshi's six apprentices involuntarily began to ride a horse, and their movements were very uniform.Da da da, da da da, it is definitely a very standard horse, uh, no, a horse, uh, no, a horse man?In short, it is a horse_(:3ゝ∠)_.

That standard one will definitely win No.1 in the square dance competition! ! !Oh, why did she know that it was involuntary, that's easy to say, just look at the expressions on their faces that would make life worse than death, and it's definitely not a portrayal of dancing when they are in a good mood.

Qu Lingfeng and others: Is it still too late to commit suicide with a sword?Oh, and stop first, Koko.

"It seems that I guessed right." Huang Yaoshi looked at Wen Wanqing, "Your singing...the voice really has the power to shock people." In order to appease her mood, he decided to speak nicely .

Wen Wanqing dragged her chin up. Could it be that this was caused by her singing?This...couldn't be the golden finger given by the time traveler, right?How can she use such a shameful skill! ! !

The movements of the apprentices had already stopped, and they all looked at their future master with indescribable eyes.Originally, they thought that they would have to practice martial arts hard to protect her, but now it seems that it is good that they are not protected!Although it is weird, it is still very good to control people.

"Wait, why are you the only one who doesn't?" Wen Wanqing suddenly remembered that Huang Yaoshi didn't have any abnormalities at all, but was quite at ease.

Huang Yaoshi thought for a while, and said very seriously: "Maybe, I am special."

Wen Wanqing dead fish eyes, Huang Yaoshi, you are such a rascal, do your fans make it up?

"Wan Wan, since that's the case, why don't we try something else." Apart from the tossing about the ears, and the unrequited life of the apprentices, Huang Yaoshi actually thought it was very interesting.I don't know if it's just this... song that has this effect, or other effects?

"What, come again?" Wen Wanqing couldn't believe it, so this is an addiction?No no no, this must not be my Huang Yaoshi, there must be something wrong! ! !

Apprentices: No, Master, help me! ! !

With six pairs of eyes asking for help, Wen Wanqing felt that she was under great pressure, "Brother Shen Zhi, why don't you just forget about it?" She couldn't bear to let them do it again with such a shameful action.

"As a martial arts practitioner, how can you give up so lightly!" Huang Yaoshi glanced at his six apprentices indifferently, "You guys, you should know that if you don't advance, you will retreat."

"Yes, Master!"

"..." What else could Wen Wanqing say, she didn't say anything, she could only feel sorry for these children.This is not my decision, you must not blame me!Injustice and debt have owners and so on, you can't forget it!

Therefore, Wen Wanqing opened her mouth tremblingly.Sorry, since her singing voice is so bad, the songs she can sing are all easy to learn.That is, as the saying goes, the saliva song, or more precisely, the Divine Comedy.Little Apple, the most dazzling and so on...

......

After a long, long time, there were "corpses" lying on the ground in the peach grove, well, there were about six of them.In fact, it didn't last long, but the damage to them was too great, so it seemed like a second, sincerely.

"Brother Shenzhi, is it alright?" Wen Wanqing felt that she had exhausted all her energy and couldn't sing anymore.She swears, this is the first time she finds singing annoying, really!

"Yes." Huang Yaoshi observed the plight of his apprentices very seriously, "Wan Wan, it seems that you don't need to learn martial arts anymore. Even if you just lip-sync and fail to sing, your voice is still very lethal." Thankfully, for whatever reason, only he is immune.

"Really? That's great." Wen Wanqing breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, it's too embarrassing to sing out loud, especially when others hear it. If you don't have to sing out, it's really a shame It couldn't be better.Great God of time travel, thank you for not abandoning me, thank you!

"However..." Huang Yaoshi deliberately paused, "If there is no sound, the power will be relatively small. If you meet someone with strong martial arts..."

After thinking about what Huang Yaoshi hadn't finished speaking, Wen Wanqing was desperate, can't she be a quiet and beautiful woman?She didn't forget that a few times just now, Qu Lingfeng didn't move at all, so this is the reason for the difference in force value?Sure enough, the time travel god doesn't love her that much, beat the ground!

Do not!

Huang Yaoshi stepped forward with a smile, and hugged Wen Wanqing's waist, "Tired? I'll take you back to rest, huh?"

"Okay." Wen Wanqing felt that she was almost exhausted, not only physically, but also mentally.Hey, this golden finger is really hard to describe!

Forget it, it’s okay without fish and shrimp, it’s better than nothing.Thinking of this, Wen Wanqing's mind began to slowly recover again.

"By the way, Lingfeng." When Huang Yaoshi was about to leave, he turned his head and looked at the pile on the ground. "Today's homework has not been completed yet. Don't forget it. Let's finish the homework with the younger brothers and sisters."

"Yes, Master!" Qu Lingfeng got up from the ground and saluted Huang Yaoshi.

"That's good." Huang Yaoshi dripped her head and took Wen Wanqing away.

Qu Lingfeng turned his head and looked at the expressions on the faces of his younger brothers and younger sisters. He couldn't bear it, but the order of the teacher must not be violated!

Hey, master, can't you let us go because we have suffered such a heavy blow?No one dared to say this inner cry.One by one, they had no choice but to get up listlessly and continue to finish their homework for today.

Today, what a fine weather! ! !