[Comprehensive martial arts] The whole world is afraid of me singing

"Hero, why do you have long hair? Is it a special requirement of your sect? Hero, do you really know how to do light work? Am I right? Hero, can you fly over walls? Xia, can you pick flowers and fly leaves, are they all weapons? Hero..."

In the Yang family's villa, Yang Xinlu kept going around Huang Yaoshi, asking and talking non-stop, it was like a hundred thousand whys.No, no, no, why did the hundred thousand come one by one, not like him, it was like a machine gun, blah blah blah.

"Shut up!" Huang Yaoshi felt that Wan Wan's squad leader could talk enough, but who knew that there would be a more talkative one, who was just as annoying as a fly.

"Hee hee." Wen Wanqing hugged Roll, and smiled ungratefully.Hahaha, seeing Huang Yaoshi's embarrassment is not easy.

"Oh." Yang Xinlu shut his mouth obediently, but within half a minute, he couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and kept asking.

Huang Yaoshi, who couldn't bear it all the time, touched his acupoints and told him to sit for a while.At first, he thought that he should not be too presumptuous in other people's homes, but now, Huang Yaoshi said that he had enough self-restraint if he didn't beat anyone to death.

Yang Xinlu found himself completely unable to move, unable to speak or move.Not only did he not feel fear in his heart, but he was also very excited.Hahaha, I have met a real hero, he can do acupuncture, really that kind of acupuncture.I'm so excited, I really want to eat some Haagen-Dazs to calm down, wait, I can't move, I can't eat Haagen-Dazs.

His eyes drifted to the kitchen next to him, and Haagen-Dazs, who was imagining the refrigerator in the kitchen, was about to condense the despair in his heart.Hey, I want to eat Haagen-Dazs, that is my favorite.

Uh, probably, the emotions of every sophomore boy are so fluctuating, right?Well, just get used to it, get used to it.

"Xiaolu, what's the matter with you?" Yang Xinqing, who made a phone call to solve some things that should be solved, walked in, and then saw Yang Xinlu sitting on the sofa very quietly.This is impossible, his younger brother, he understands, that is a monkey, he can't sit still at all.

"I'm sorry," Huang Yaoshi said, but he didn't mean to be sorry at all. "Young brother is too lively, I want to be quiet."

A stream of light flashed in Yang Xinqing's eyes, and then he said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, Xiaolu is spoiled, I hope you don't mind."

Huang Yaoshi didn't say a word, he just passed with a force of energy, unlocking the acupoints for Yang Xinlu.

Yang Xinlu was able to move around, and was about to speak, when Yang Xinqing stared back, "Your sister-in-law will come over later, I didn't say anything to my parents, but you can explain it to your sister-in-law."

A bolt from the blue!Yang Xinlu felt that his prospects were gloomy, and he was extremely desperate.There is a 15-year age difference between him and Yang Xinqing. When my sister-in-law married, she raised him as her son.Because he was a premature baby, he was thin and weak when he was a child, so there is really no big contrast.

Because Yang's father and Yang's mother are too old to control him, so it is his brother and sister-in-law who are in charge.My brother spoiled him too much, so my sister-in-law could only roll up her sleeves to discipline him in the mall, so as not to turn him into a playboy who eats, drinks, whores and gambles.Who knew that my sister-in-law would rush over overnight?Yang Xinlu thought of his sister-in-law's black face, and he felt bad, "Brother, are you my real brother? Why did you call your sister-in-law over?"

"I'm not going to discipline you, so I'm going to find someone who can." Yang Xinqing glared at him, "Go up and wash your messy hair."

"Oh." Yang Xinlu didn't dare to refute, it's not dirty, it's called grandma's ashes.Fortunately, in order to prevent his sister-in-law's nagging skills, he dyed the disposable one, and it can be washed off after washing his hair.

In fact, in a sense, the wordy miraculous skills of the second-year middle school boy are all derived from his sister-in-law.After all, she is the best.

Seeing that Yang Xinlu had already gone upstairs, Yang Xinqing corrected his attitude, took a card and a car key and pushed them in front of Huang Yaoshi, "Mr.'s great kindness, everyone in the Yang family will remember it. It's just a little I mean, thank you sir for your shot."

Huang Yaoshi smiled, and pushed the things back in front of Yang Xinqing, "Although I don't want to repay you in vain, but Huang is really in a bit of trouble, so I can only ask Mr. Yang to extend his hand." He had already heard Wanwan say Well, the household registration system in this world is very strict, and based on the words of the two of them, it is not so easy to solve.

Although this Mr. Yang is said to be a businessman, his bearing is beyond the reach of an ordinary businessman.Huang Yaoshi was sure that his family must have something to do with the imperial court.

Yang Xinqing raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I don't know what sir is asking for?" He was able to survive in the mall without being defeated, of course he had his own ability.With his eyesight, he can also tell that the man in front of him is not a thing in the pool. If he can reach out to help a group, it would be good to form a good relationship.

"I was originally in the mountains. I practiced martial arts all the year round and never went down the mountain. I never thought that I would meet Wan Wan, so I decided to go down the mountain. But, I don't have the ID card you mentioned at all, so it's really hard for me to move forward." Huang Yaoshi said seriously. with.

"Oh? Is that so?" Yang Xinqing only believed three points of his words, but couldn't find a better reason to explain it.It's just that he won't say this out loud, "Actually, government departments also have regulations on this situation, sir. In fact, it's not difficult to solve."

"But it takes a long time, doesn't it?" Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows, he didn't want to wait too long.Although Wanwan didn't say anything, she could feel her eagerness to go home. They didn't know that they would have to wait for a few months, which was too troublesome.

"If that's the case, I'll serve you sir." Yang Xinqing smiled, talking to smart people is easy, and he pushed back the card and car keys, "These, I'll leave it to my husband. The matter of the ID card Just take it as my husband and I made friends, as for this, it was me who saved Xiaolu to my husband, so it should not be confused."

"That's fine." Huang Yaoshi accepted it, "I wonder how long it will take Mr. Yang?"

"Three days, within three days, I will offer what my husband needs with both hands."

"That's it, thank you very much." Huang Yaoshi stood up, "It's not good for the two of us to stay here for a long time, so we will wait in the hotel for good news from Mr. Yang."

"Naturally." Yang Xinqing nodded, "I'll send you two out."

"polite."

The two greeted each other, and just walked out of the villa.The hotel is still some distance away from the Yang family's villa, so the Yang family's driver drove them to the hotel in their own car.

"Hello, cousin." Yang Xinqing dialed a phone number, "I need you to do me a favor. Well, yes, that's it. By the way, let's look up Huang Gu's background by the way. Trouble cousin Okay, Xiaolu, I'm washing my hair, and I'm waiting for Yunyun to come over. Okay, let's have a meal later and chat."

After hanging up the phone, Yang Xinqing stood there thinking for a while, and murmured, "I hope my decision is correct."

When she arrived at the hotel, Wen Wanqing was still a little dazed. "Uh, husband, is this the solution?"

"Yeah, otherwise what do you think?" Huang Yaoshi held the remote control in his hand and turned on the TV. Mmmm, this is really a very interesting thing.Press this, oh, it’s the size of the sound; press this, oh, you can change people to perform, not bad.

Seeing Huang Yaoshi who was obsessed with modern technology, Wen Wanqing couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "I thought you would be a criminal for the rest of your life, I was so worried. Also, when you insist on driving by yourself , I am also very worried, okay? If you are caught by the police, it will be a lot of fun."

"In this case, when the ID card comes, you and I will buy that train ticket, and when we get to the father-in-law's house, I will take a driver's license test, how about that?"

Wen Wanqing put the roll in her hand on the ground, patted her little butt, and let her play by herself, "Husband, are you going to learn a driver's license? Can you do it?"

"Could it be that Madam has already learned my driving skills?" Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows with arrogance.

"..." Husband, it's easy to cause ambiguity when you say that, okay?Wen Wanqing was speechless, "Forget it, you have to worry about it yourself, I'm going to take a bath, hum!" Fortunately, she bought a change of clothes and pajamas, otherwise she would have cheated her father.

Not knowing what happened to his wife, Huang Yaoshi had no choice but to continue fighting with the remote control in his hand.Hmm, so that's the case, it's very interesting.

Finally experiencing the hot bath of modern civilization, Wen Wanqing was almost moved to tears.Hey, it's said that time travel is good, but all kinds of inconveniences in ancient times tell you that there is really nothing good, really.Oh, although it is a good thing that Ming can meet Huang Yaoshi, and he is lame, and falling in love with himself, but there are still many bad things in ancient times.

Leaving aside hot showers and flush toilets, think about life without wifi and air conditioning, isn’t it hopeless?

Wen Wanqing, who had a lot of emotions, finally took a shower, changed into her pajamas, and walked out of the bathroom. "Husband, I put hot water for you, you must be tired too? Go take a bath and have a good rest." When she said this, she completely forgot that her man knew martial arts, and it was a super-high version. It's like a cheating existence, not so easy to get tired.

"Husband?" Wen Wanqing felt strange that Huang Yaoshi didn't answer his own words. It was impossible for him not to hear what he was saying, and he would not fail to answer when he heard it.So, she went out, wanting to see what was going on.

Huang Yaoshi in front of the TV was watching a TV series, but his complexion was very bad.According to Xiaomei, when they saw it, they had only one thought, kneeling down and begging for mercy.Although Wen Wanqing wasn't afraid anymore, she still felt very strange, why was he so angry?

Wen Wanqing turned to look at the TV. What was playing was a TV series about martial arts in ancient costumes. It looked normal, but it seemed that something was wrong?Then, she heard a familiar name and a very unfamiliar plot.

"Wanwan, what is this?" Huang Yaoshi pointed at the TV with a calm face, not facing Wen Wanqing, but when talking to her, his tone was still gentle.

"Ahem, it's a TV series, telling stories." Wen Wanqing's eyes flickered here and there, but she just refused to look at Huang Yaoshi. Damn, I want to call for help.

"Then, madam, can you tell my husband what story this is telling and whose story it is?" Huang Yaoshi's tone was still very gentle, but that face was like a child crying at night.

Oh my god, even my wife and my husband have come out, help me! "Uh, that, this, I..." For a moment, Wen Wanqing didn't know what to say.

Huang Yaoshi smiled, obviously no longer had that gloomy expression on his face, but it looked even more terrifying. "I'm really curious. Who is Huang Yaoshi on this TV? Why does he like Ruohua?" When he said the last sentence, his voice couldn't help but soar.

Huang Yaoshi found it inconceivable, what exactly are these things?Regardless of other things, how could he fall in love with Ruohua?What's the matter with forbearance?What nonsense!The person he Huang Yaoshi likes, no matter what his status is, it is impossible for him to back down and forbear.

No, no, he was simply confused, how could he like Ruohua?If Hua is his apprentice, then he is his apprentice. Since "Huang Yaoshi" has already fallen in love with Feng Heng, he will not change his mind, it is simply inexplicable.Even if it is another Huang Yaoshi, he is also Huang Yaoshi. Can he not understand himself?This person is not Huang Yaoshi at all!

"And these, these are simply random!" Huang Yaoshi was so angry that his face turned blue.

"Ahem, husband, don't be angry." Wen Wanqing hurried forward to comfort Huang Yaoshi, "This is a TV series, just like the stage we watched before. No matter what the story is, there will always be After being adapted, the director and screenwriter also have to eat. On the stage, those original stories always have to be adapted, don’t they? This will happen, don’t get angry.”

Wen Wanqing didn't dare to tell the truth, and told him that it was adapted by Jin Dada himself, ahem, although the director and screenwriter of the TV series have also changed a little.In short, things are not so beautiful, so don't say it to make your husband angry.

After hearing her words, Huang Yaoshi felt that it made sense, so he took a deep breath. "Who is that director and screenwriter?"

I'll go, husband, are you looking for trouble?Wen Wanqing was terrified, "Um, husband, why are you asking this?"

Huang Yaoshi sneered, "I think we just need to teach them how to behave."

No, no, husband, I still don't want it, I will be so scared that my heart will stop, really. "Um, that husband, they are all people who want to make a living, and they don't have such a fixed place. Besides, I'm just a student, and I'm not familiar with the entertainment industry. I don't know."

"That's right." Huang Yaoshi nodded, "If that's the case, why don't you just ask Mr. Yang?"

! ! !Wen Wanqing is so simple, my husband, why don't you kill three birds with one stone like this. "Um, that, my husband, it's not good to trouble others like that?" Boom, please help, my man is about to make a big move, is it swollen?It's going to kill people, it's really going to kill people.

"Oh, do you really believe it?" Huang Yaoshi bent his fingers and nodded Wen Wanqing's eyebrows, "I know this world is different from before, how could I do things that embarrass you?"

"Then, husband, are you not angry?" Wen Wanqing asked cautiously.

"I'm still very angry." Huang Yaoshi said angrily, "But for you, why would I do it at will? Don't worry, huh?"

"Yeah." Wen Wanqing nodded, and threw herself into Huang Yaoshi's arms, "I knew my husband was the best, but don't be angry, okay? I will feel bad."

"Okay, for my Wan Wan, don't be angry anymore." Huang Yaoshi was helpless, this person is really the nemesis in his life.

"My husband is the best." Wen Wanqing stood on tiptoe and kissed Huang Yaoshi's lips, "Never get angry, no matter what, only you are my Huang Yaoshi, right?" She still remembered him once I have never forgotten what I said to myself.

"Yes, what Wan Wan said is right." Huang Yaoshi's lips raised, and his tone became really gentle.

"Yeah, yum, yum~!" Rolling anxiously, he circled under the feet of Huang Yaoshi and Wen Wanqing, my god, Twolegs, are you going to starve me to death?Is there any beast sex?Hurry up and give me something to eat, or I'm going to, I'm going to... I'm going to yell!

"You little troublemaker!" Wen Wanqing came out of Huang Yaoshi's arms, squatted down, and gave Rolling a brain, "I know, I know, you know what you want to eat, hum, sooner or later you will die of fat!" As for the fact that Gun Gun would never grow up, she had long forgotten about it.

Huang Yaoshi smiled, these two really look like children. "I'll take a shower first, and you can get her something to eat."

Wen Wanqing nodded, "Well, I remember there was some food in the bag." Although you can also order room service, it is already late after all, so it is better not to bother too much.Moreover, she knew very well that Gun Gun just had a broken mouth and was not hungry at all.

After eating, Gun Gun quieted down and stopped barking.Of course, she didn't admit at all what she had destroyed.It's better to solve the matter of the two-legged beasts by yourself.

......

Wen's father has been looking at his watch and the door, obviously very anxious.

Mother Wen saw it, and said angrily: "Since you are worried about your daughter, why don't you call and ask where she is?"

Wen's father waved his hand, "Oh, I can't call. My daughter called and said she would go home today, so I will go home today. If I keep calling and urging her, it will be bad if she rushes back all the way. .” As for the possibility of something happening on the road, it’s impossible not only to talk about it, but even to think about it.

"Then just worry about it." Wen's mother gave him a glare, and continued watching TV.She didn't realize at all that what was being shown on TV was a documentary she had never watched.

Brother Wen shrugged helplessly. The father and mother in the family are both pet girls and crazy monsters, so he is also very helpless. "Okay, okay, I'll go to the gate of the community. If my sister can get a taxi to the gate, I can help her get the salute."

Brother Wen, who complained about his parents in his heart, completely forgot that he was also a family of spoiled sisters and crazy demons.Brother Wen, who is still in the second stage of middle school, said arrogantly that he is a good man and does not fight with women, so he loves her, absolutely not!

"Well done son."

"Go quickly, Mom is waiting for you."

When Brother Wen said this, Father Wen and Mother Wen cheered up.If it wasn't for the fact that the daughter thought they would be tired and didn't like the two of them picking her up, they would have gone and waited long ago, let alone the entrance of the community, even the entrance of the station.

As soon as Brother Wen opened the door, he saw a very familiar person standing at the door, "Sister, why are you back? I'm going to pick you up!"

"Hey, brat, I'm back." Seeing Brother Wen, he asked Wen Wanqing how happy he was, so he sympathized with him very kindly.

"..." Brother Wen hates people calling him a brat the most, but this is his sister, so what else can I do?despair. "Um, sister, who is he?" He looked back and saw a man following behind his sister, with a big bag in his hand.

I'll go, there's a situation!Brother Wen, who accompanied his mother to the adults and watched countless family ethics dramas, said, isn’t this the standard equipment when the son-in-law comes to the house?Could it be that my sister had a boyfriend right after she went to college?

"Son, why haven't you gone out yet?" Father Wen came out of the living room, and then asked after seeing Brother Wen's back at the door.

"Um, dad, sister is back." Brother Wen turned his head with a click, "and brought someone back." What should I do?My sister went off to college and brought a man back with her! ! !The point is not this, the point is, my father and mother are both pet girls and crazy monsters, and I feel that there will be a family war.what to do?Should I support my sister or my father and mother?Waiting online, urgent, help! ! !

Brother Wen, who has always had a very open mind, has a serious face, but his heart is already galloping.

"Baby girl, you're back!" Dad Wen was so happy when he heard his daughter came back, he squeezed away Brother Wen who was in the way in front of the door, "You're finally back, Dad is still worried that you will get lost .Baby girl, are you tired, thirsty, hungry? Whatever you want to eat and drink, no matter what, Dad can do it.”

Wen's mother also came out, "Daughter, are you back? Let your father get what you want to eat and drink."

"Mom and Dad, I'm neither tired nor hungry nor thirsty." Wen Wanqing took a step to the side, exposing Huang Yaoshi's whole body to their sight, "Eh, that, this is my husband, the kind of worshiper."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!"