[Comprehensive martial arts] The whole world is afraid of me singing

Zhou Xue got off the line, turned off the optical brain and took off the helmet, feeling exhausted all over her heart.Although Li Yancheng was not worth it at all, she still felt tired.Maybe, let's rest for a while, and don't go up to Jiansan for now.Thinking that the affairs inside the gang could not be handled without someone, she sent a message to Ah Yue.

Ah Yue is the deputy leader of the gang, and also her real friend.Let her deal with it, I can still trust it.

"Axue, I'm not free right now. I'm killing people. Don't worry, I will definitely win."

"what?"

"Don't you know? Your matter was posted on the forum, and then I knew about it. That Luyun actually said that he liked you so he wanted to separate you and the person surnamed Li. Pooh! Two people They're not good people, let's see if I don't kill them two scumbags, they won't dare to go to Jiansan. Okay, that's it."

Zhou Xue hurriedly went to the forum, and then read a post called #818一个思想色的小三#.This post has been popular all the way, and it is in the first position of the forum.She clicked in to take a look, and the more she looked, the angrier she became. Is this what Luyun likes?Disguise, meddling, and alienation, what kind of love is this?

She was so angry that she closed the optical brain, feeling only nausea in her heart.Both Li Yancheng and Luyun made her feel sick.Since it was not my fault, why should I run away?Zhou Xue sneered, and boarded Jiansan again, hehe, let's see if I don't kill you two!

Yi Rongdan is time-sensitive, time has not passed, and it cannot change back to its original appearance.She must catch up with Yi Rongdan's time limit, and the murdered Luyun will never dare to stand up again!

All of a sudden, the sword three world was in a state of turmoil.The leader of the fifth guild, it's fine to be raped, but it's still such a weird reason, it's just something I've never seen in my life.Whether it's those who eat melons or those who support it, there is a lot of trouble.

Huang Yaoshi didn't care much about this, since they didn't have a physical body in the real world, they naturally didn't have much communication with the players.It's just that the news he heard from the players made him feel ashamed.

Forget about grinding the mirror, and Long Yang can barely understand, what are people and beasts?What is the character?Hehe, I feel that my three views seem to need to be re-established.Huang Yaoshi and Wen Wanqing have been together for a long time, and he has also learned her words. It is really a sin.

Wen Wanqing was overjoyed to be able to go to Qixiufang to watch the girls dance.Thinking that I can see countless beautiful legs, I'm so sorry, let me clean up the drool at the corner of my mouth first.Oh, there will be a lot of young ladies dancing in pink skirts, just thinking about it makes me happy!

Probably because her nympho expression became more and more obvious, and Huang Yaoshi's face became darker and darker. She always felt that it was not a good idea to go to Qixiufang.Although the possibility is not high, what if Wan Wan is abducted?His brows were frowned into a big pimple, but Wen Wanqing, who was obsessed with the beauties of many young ladies, didn't notice it.

Ahem, beauty is harmful, and her usually very sharp radar is useless.This made Huang Yaoshi even more dissatisfied. It's like this now, what should we do in the future?

So, thinking of some possible danger in the future, Huang Yaoshi used his skill of three-inch tongue to persuade Wen Wanqing to go away, it would be safer to go to Hidden Sword Villa first.

Wen Wanqing, who couldn't stand being fooled at first, was taken aback by being fooled for a while, and then nodded in agreement.Forget it, if my husband wants to go to Hidden Sword Villa, then go, anyway, she remembers her brother said that Hidden Sword Villa also has many young ladies, and they are still the handsome ones.It is also a kind of enjoyment to watch the handsome young lady dance sword.

Huang Yaoshi, who didn't know what Wen Wanqing was thinking, was very proud of herself, as expected, Wanwan still listened to her!If he knew, he would probably be furious.

Huang Yaoshi is really going to die of anger now, why are there so many female disciples in Hidden Sword Villa? !Probably because he was dizzy with anger, he had forgotten that this is not his world, the difference between men and women is not so serious, and there are many women who learn martial arts.Most importantly, this is a virtual world.

"Husband, husband, look quickly, that young lady is so handsome. Seeing the epee she wields, she is really handsome!" Wen Wanqing excitedly grabbed Huang Yaoshi's arm in the arena of Hidden Sword Villa. Just shaking, "Oh, why is there still a young lady wearing a red dress with a spear?"

"That's someone from the Tiance Mansion. Director Li of the Tiance Mansion is discussing things with the owner, the person he brought." A woman with an epee came over from the side, "You are newborns, come on Well, the owner and Director Li have been waiting for you for a long time."

"Thank you." Huang Yaoshi stood a little forward, blocking Wen Wanqing's eyes.But his face was very serious, and there was no problem at all.

"Please." As the elder sister of Hidden Sword Villa, she has seen too many couples.So I didn't think there was anything, but I was still thinking about it vicissitudes of life. I was really old, and I watched a lot, and there was no fluctuation.

Although Wen Wanqing is a bit regretful that she can't see Miss Sister, it doesn't matter, there will be more in the future!However, her actions cannot escape Huang Yaoshi's eyes.The moment she turned her head, she was dragged away by him, claiming that the business was important.

Wen Wanqing was a little puzzled, do they have any business in Sword Three World?Isn't it just walking around, eating, drinking, drinking, playing, playing, singing and singing?business, where did it come from?However, her radar came online suddenly, which gave her an intuition, don't ask, or she will be in bad luck.

Based on this intuition, she was dragged away by Huang Yaoshi very obediently, but she had to glance back from time to time, err, my young ladies, handsome young ladies, what a pity, if I had known it, I would have watched more eyes.Fortunately, she was quick-witted and took a photo with her mobile phone.Humph (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp, you can appreciate it slowly after you go back, don’t be afraid!

Wang Tian, ​​you are so smart at this time, why don't you usually have snacks?Good luck being discovered by your man.

They followed behind the elder sister of Hidden Sword Villa, and entered a courtyard, where two people sat on the stone table in the middle.A man was wearing yellow clothes, and he could be identified as a person from Hidden Sword Villa at a glance. He had long white hair, his eyes were closed, and his appearance was as beautiful as a woman's.However, compared with women, he has a more heroic spirit, and his forehead is very extraordinary, like a sword still in its sheath, once it is unsheathed, its brilliance is dazzling.The other person is dressed in armor, with bright eyebrows and starry eyes, and with the air of a soldier, he looks like a member of the army.

Huang Yaoshi matched the two of them with the information in his heart one by one. It seems that this is Ye Ying and Li Chengen.As expected of a master in the world, he only felt that the blood in his heart was surging, and he really wanted to fight on the spot.

Ye Ying and Li Chengen smiled, only feeling amused in their hearts, young people, just not calm.

Different from Huang Yaoshi's thinking, Wen Wanqing was thinking in her heart, should she sing before leaving?I really want to sing, what should I do?

In the beginning, when Wen Wanqing's integrity was still there, she didn't want to sing in front of people at eleven o'clock, especially those who practiced martial arts.Because, it's really embarrassing.However, since the morality started to drop and drop, and all of them were lost, she didn't feel anything, but felt very touched.

Hahaha, I don't know how many gods and goddesses, legends, are all members of the Wulin Conference.Thinking of this, the smile on Wen Wanqing's face almost turned into a flower.Oh, cheating is addictive.

Ye Ying and Li Chengen, who were chatting happily with Huang Yaoshi, suddenly felt a chill coming over them, hey, what's going on?Could it be that someone is counting them?

Everyone in Wanhua Valley: We can't be the only ones who are unlucky, you must be unlucky too!Come, come, Xiaowenzi (Wen Wanqing), don't be careless, we will give you the greatest spiritual support behind you!

Wen Wanqing also suddenly felt a chill behind her back, hey, could it be that someone is thinking about her?

Once you enter this valley, it's better to dance, under the command of the sky, the pure land of bliss!

In the past, Wen Wanqing didn't even know what this sentence meant.Why is there such a sentence in a brainwashing song?Although she knew how to sing, she didn't pursue the meaning of this sentence at all.Later, she finally understood that the spectacular scenery inside the hidden sword villa made her understand, so that's what it meant!Brother, my sister blamed you wrongly. When I go back, I will give you a big egg as a reward!

Brother Wen: No, I don't like eggs.Moreover, this is not what it means, it is the valley of the wicked!You are half-knowledgeable!

Ahem, history is repeating itself, Huang Yaoshi and Wen Wanqing are still being kicked out.Hmm, actually, without being kicked out, the people from Hidden Sword Villa and Tiance Mansion are already gracious.

Wen Wanqing pulled her sleeves, straightened her clothes, and looked calm.Keke, she doesn't have any shame, so she doesn't feel ashamed at all.

Huang Yaoshi at the side silently looked up at the sky, always feeling that Wan Wan seemed to be taken away?What about the person who refused to sing anyway and wanted to coax him?Where did it go?

Oh, the lost morals are buried.

#scary!All the crazy West Lake little yellow chickens and huskies, is it the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality? #

The host is a very authentic little yellow chicken, the kind who deeply admires the elder sister.On this day, I went to offer tea to the senior brother as usual, but, miraculously, ah, no, something crazy happened.Brother, he danced! ! !

Not only the big brother, but also other senior brothers and sisters. Looking around, except for the players, everyone is dancing! ! !There are also those huskies who come to visit with Li Ju (that's right) from time to time, as long as they are not players, they are all dancing.

Also, it was a very, uh, feminine dance.Accompanied by the dance, there is also a very ugly but brainwashing singing voice.The landlord didn't want to say, I accidentally danced with it.

No, no, the most important thing is coming, the host is really curious.Since the senior brothers are all dancing, what about Zhuang Hua?With such an unacceptable curiosity, the host ran to Zhuang Hua's territory, and... sorry, the host needs to wipe his nose and wash his eyes.

Why, because the host saw Zhuang Hua and Li Ju at the same time!When I saw Zhuang Hua's dancing posture, I just felt that I needed to congest my blood, touch my nose, it's good, it's time to wipe my nose.But, I saw Li Ju again, uh, well, it's time to wash my eyes.

In other words, why?Could it be that the entire Hidden Sword Villa has gone mad?

Amitabha: This is probably called, if you are not crazy, you will not survive?

Under the shield, everyone called Dad: No, no, no, this must be the characteristic of little yellow chickens.They like to go around and around.

The young master of the Ye family: Hehe, why do you Cangyun still dance Yangko?

Hei Changzhi: Read posts in a civilized manner.

Under the shield, everyone called Dad: So, what happened?

Hei Changzhi: Actually, Wanhua seemed to be like this before.

Confused circle: Actually, Changge also exists, but it may be behind Hidden Sword Villa.

Knife is my love: so is Badao Villa.

It's not Fort Broken Leg: Well, some people from the Tang Sect also said that.

Xiuxiu's big bald head: Shaolin, too, accompanied by a very ugly singing voice!

Who dares to eat mutton: Immortal Taoists, there is no way they can escape.

Miao Miao: Mingjiao, it seems that there is no such thing.

It's not a shemale milk: Qixiufang doesn't have it either.

The stirrer snake is mine: there are no five poisons o(n_n)o hahaha~

I'm the Emperor of Truth: Didn't you find out that collective madness will appear wherever the two new npcs that appeared in Yangzhou appeared before?

I'm the landlord: I don't know what to do!

Huang Yaoshi and Wen Wanqing were kicked out by almost every sect, yes, they were kicked out.In fact, going to Mingjiao, Wudu and Qixiu are all on the way. The carriage is really very easy to use.However, Huang Yaoshi refused. Mingjiao's people were dressed too revealingly, and there were many beauties in Wudu and Qixiu, so we absolutely couldn't give Wanwan this chance.

Cough, that's right, Wen Wanqing is actually quite regretful, it's a pity that she didn't have the chance to play with the girls to her heart's content.

Huang Yaoshi sneered, did he give her this chance?So, after walking almost all of Sword Three Worlds, he decisively took Wen Wanqing's phone, and clicked on the icon of the time travel app.Absolutely, we must nip the danger in the cradle.

The world of Jiansan has returned to calm, to be precise, the world of Jiansan's NPCs has returned to peace.They don't have to worry anymore, the kids who suddenly appeared will come and sing a song, but it's too peaceful and lonely.

Without the person who is romantic in poetry and prose and martial arts to communicate with, without the person with a cute smile but always cheating people to joke with, really, a little lonely.

Oh, you said there were others?Hehe, the youngest card has been staring at it for so many years, and I'm tired of it!Speaking of which, where did they go?Was it recycled by the mastermind?However, the main brain is very protective of npcs and will not recycle them, so where did they go?

"Here, where is it?" Wen Wanqing was a little dazed, looking at the familiar but unfamiliar place in front of her.

"It seems to be Mount Hua." Huang Yaoshi held Wen Wanqing with one hand and rolled with the other, "Let's look around first, and then we'll know."

"Okay."

"Wan Qing, why are you here?" Not long after they left, a person rushed out from the side with a very dissatisfied expression on his face, "Don't walk around, what if someone gets lost? Hey, you Have you changed into Hanfu? Why are you wearing this clothes while climbing a mountain? By the way, who is this man? How did you two get together? Why..."

This familiar formula, familiar taste.In Wen Wanqing's life, there is only one person who can have a little topic that can lead to countless, many topics, and that is her university monitor! ! !Because he is a man, he looks a little anxious, coupled with his endless troubles and unparalleled long-winded skills, he is honorably titled by everyone, butler!

It's the kind in TV dramas, who talk all kinds of things to the protagonist, supporting roles, and even cannon fodder, and will never stop until they annoy people to death, butler.

Now that I saw the squad leader, could it be that I really came back?Back to the original world, can I go home and see my parents?Although Wen Wanqing had a longing to go home in her heart, in fact, she was really getting desperate.

After so many worlds and such a long time, I have never been able to return home.She also disappeared, and her parents and younger brother will be very sad.However, when she came home suddenly, her first reaction was to not believe it?

Yes, I can't believe it, I'm afraid, this is just a dream.

"Wan Qing, did you hear what I said?" The squad leader pushed the glasses on his nose in dissatisfaction. In fact, he wanted to ask the man next to Wen Wanqing.However, the aura on his body was too strong, and he didn't dare at all. He always felt that he would be beaten.

The squad leader didn't feel wrong, Huang Yaoshi really wanted to beat him up.He had never seen such a talkative and long-winded man.Really, it made him feel that his hands were itchy.However, he looked at Wan Wan as if he knew him, so he endured it first and didn't make a move.

Then, Huang Yaoshi got some news from this nagging man.They climbed the mountain together, and found Wan Wan missing on the way, so they separated to look for her.Judging from the not very anxious look on his face, Wan Wan didn't disappear for a very long time in their eyes.

In other words, the news of Wanwan's disappearance was never known by her father-in-law and her mother-in-law. She almost returned to her original timeline.Thinking of this, Huang Yaoshi used voice transmission to tell Wen Wanqing, and also pulled her back from her daze.

"Great!"

"What's so good?" The squad leader looked confused, he didn't understand what Wan Qing said.

Wen Wanqing smiled, with faint tears in her eyes, "I mean, it's really great that you came to see us, monitor!" Great, I finally went home!

"Us?" The monitor continued to be confused.

"Oh, it's me and my husband...husband!" Wen Wanqing thought for a while and changed her name.

"Ah, what? Wan Qing, when did you get your boyfriend? Is it reliable? Where did this guy come from? He looks much older than you, can you really believe it? And , why is he dressed so strangely? Is it an actor? Or a cosplay? Wanqing, you can't mess around, otherwise, how can I explain to my uncles and aunts, I..."

Today's class monitor butler is still very worried!Thank God, because Wen Wanqing is very happy, Huang Yaoshi's temper is better, otherwise, Keke, I will kill you in minutes!

Wen Wanqing, who had disappeared for half an hour, came back, and since she was fine, everyone went down the mountain together.However, along the way, everyone was very curious about this sudden appearance of Wen Wanqing's boyfriend.How did it happen?He looks pretty good, but he's a little cold.

Wen Wanqing couldn't say that Huang Yaoshi was the husband she abducted back through time travel, could she? She had no choice but to tell them that this was her boyfriend, whom she dated since she graduated from high school.His boyfriend is in cosplay, because I like it, this time because I knew she was on Huashan at the foot of Huashan, and then I caught up with her.So the two of them talked together for a while before disappearing.

Everyone in the class nodded, yes, Wan Qing is good-looking, and the boyfriend she made is also very good-looking.And it's even better if you can accommodate her preferences.Twittering, chirping, it's really lively.

Wen Wanqing breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, everyone in the class didn't like Hanfu, so I didn't know what kind of Hanfu I brought here, otherwise I would definitely be exposed.

"Wan Qing, what kind of animal is this in your boyfriend's arms?" A girl pointed at Gun Gun and said, "It looks like a national treasure giant panda, so cute."

Wen Wanqing broke out in a cold sweat at the time, I went, I almost forgot about this!Gun Gun can't be kept at home. If it is found, it will definitely be sent to the zoo or the protection base.

"Oh, this one, it's a puppy." Wen Wanqing used all her IQ and found a perfect reason, "My boyfriend and I both like giant pandas very much, so we bought a similar puppy." , dyed like this. There is no way, the country does not allow it to be raised, as long as it is similar, it will be enjoyable."

"Oh, that's it." The girl had no doubts at all. After all, there were reports on the Internet that some people really liked giant pandas, and then raised similar puppies.

Seeing that she had no doubts, Wen Wanqing breathed a sigh of relief.

The corners of Huang Yaoshi's mouth curled up slightly, it's quite interesting for Wan Wan to make up the reason so nervously.

Wen Wanqing's radar for Huang Yaoshi had been fully activated, and she sensed that he was in a good mood, so she gave him a sideways glance.Hmph, settle accounts with him later!

After going down the mountain, they were separated from the rest of the class.Because Yaoshi Huang didn't have an ID card, he couldn't buy a ticket, so they lied that they wanted to go shopping nearby before going home.Except for the squad leader, everyone was very relieved, so they bid farewell to each other.

"Husband, how do we go home?"