Dismantling CP expert [Quick Transmigration]

heaven.

Si Ming Xingjun was no longer in the shape of a bull, frowning, he reported to the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother about the "Weaver Girl" beating the Cowherd and himself.Arranging calamities for so many gods, they have to be beaten once in a while, the job of commanding orders is really not done by humans.

The Emperor of Heaven comforted Si Ming with kind words and sent him away.

"Look, what should I do?" said the Heavenly Emperor.

The Queen Mother frowned, "Xiao Qi has always been gentle, how could she do this?"

The Heavenly Emperor coughed lightly, but didn't say anything.

The old Qizhinu was born by the queen mother who swallowed the eggs of black birds. Although such records are endless in the history books, the emperor of heaven does not believe it very much. He always suspects that there is grass growing on his head, but the queen mother... Those who cannot move, the Emperor of Heaven can only bear with it, and Zhinu, a cheap daughter, is like a gnat in her throat.

Fortunately, Weaver Girl was well-behaved and gentle since she was a child. She devoted herself to weaving every day, and a piece of Hongxia Brocade was hung on the western sky by Zhihuan Fairy, which added a lot of points to the image project of Tianting. The Emperor of Heaven persuaded himself that the child is a good child. Let's go.

When Fengying Shangshen came to tell the Emperor of Heaven that the Prince Dongwang had taken a fancy to Zhinu, the Emperor of Heaven felt that this daughter was worth raising.

It is said that although Dong Wanggong is a vassal king in name, he never comes to pay tribute, does not pay taxes, and raises a lot of soldiers, and the population under his jurisdiction has its own system of reincarnation, which is simply like China.Especially in the past ten thousand years, this generation of Eastern princes has become more and more arrogant, and there have been frictions with the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the border from time to time.If Zhinu is a little bitch, then Dongwang is the trouble in the Emperor's heart, and he can't breathe when he thinks about it.

The Emperor of Heaven was very afraid that when he was in power, there would be a great battle like the "Battle of the Four Fields" a million years ago. If he could give up his "egg-born" daughter in exchange for the peace of the heavens, it would be too worth it! ——As for ten thousand years later, let’s talk about ten thousand years later.

In all fairness, it wasn't that the Emperor of Heaven was particularly cruel to Zhinu, or that he was born himself, and the Emperor of Heaven would not hesitate.Even because it was "egg-born", the Emperor of Heaven was more considerate.

In view of the incompatible situation between the Heavenly Court and the East Prince, if you rashly say that you want to marry Zhinu to the East Prince—this, you will not look good. Besides, although the Emperor of Heaven doubts the color of his hat, he cannot allow others to have doubts about Zhinu's life experience. If you doubt it, then—let them go down to the earth to experience the calamity of love, and the daughter of the Heavenly Emperor and the son of the Eastern King will marry in the lower realm. what can i say

As a result, the wishful thinking of the Emperor of Heaven was taken away by Li Mingming with a willow stick.

The Emperor of Heaven secretly scolded Zhinu as a debt collector, and blamed himself. He should really have explained it to her at the time. Why did he feel so confused and confused that this was more true?Si Ming is also incapable of doing things. The cowherd was beaten, why don't you know how to treat him?

The Emperor of Heaven sent people back to look for it again, but the cowherd transformed by the Eastern King's prince had long since disappeared.I wonder if I can create another illusion for them?

The Emperor of Heaven was about to continue discussing the "marriage of his daughter" with the Queen Mother, when a fairy official came to report, "The Milky Way is surging, and there is a risk of rupture."

There has been no opening for hundreds of thousands of years, so why is there a flood all of a sudden?According to historical records, during the flood 10 years ago, the Heavenly Court almost became the Dragon King's crystal palace. After the flood receded, the Coiling Dragon Column was soaked and bald.

The Emperor of Heaven stood up from the dragon chair with a "huh", "Where is the star guarding the river? Form an formation as a dam to resist the flood!"

When the Emperor of Heaven was anxious in the sky, Li Mingming was drinking with Wu Qi and Zhang Chou on the ground.

Looking at Wu Qi's neck that was exposed when he raised his head, Li Mingming thought regretfully, if he cut it with his sword, this scum would be finished - it's a pity that this is in the enemy's barracks, and it's a pity that he has no backing.

Alas, we still have to face the battlefield.

"What is Li Zi staring at?" Wu Qi smiled honestly.

Li Mingming raised the corners of his mouth slightly, "I saw the general's heroic look, so I took a look at it, please forgive me."

Pre-Qin women were bold, but such boldness was rare. Wu Qi and Zhang Chou were startled, and then they both burst out laughing.

Seeing Li Mingming's delicate and beautiful face, Wu Qi's heart moved, Tian Ji's disciples, it is not impossible...

Li Mingming changed the subject, "Mrs. Zun can die at the hands of such a heroic general, isn't it a worthy death?"

Both Wu Qi and Zhang Chou's expressions changed.

Wu Qi said solemnly, "Li Zi thinks he heard the rumors about killing his wife to ask for a general. In fact, my wife died of illness, but just in time for Marquis Lu to appoint a general, so that Qizi made up such rumors jealously to tarnish my reputation. "

Li Mingming sneered and asked Zhang Chou, "General Zhang can trust his words?"

Zhang Chou frowned, "General Wu is a disciple of a sage, I don't think he would do such a thing, so trust him."

Li Mingming stood up in a "huh" and said with a sneer, "Even if you don't believe it, it won't hinder Qi from forming an alliance with him, it's just a woman's life." After finishing speaking, he flicked his sleeves and walked out.

Wu Qi pretended to be a cowardly scholar in front of Zhang Chou, and he felt wronged, "Look, General, this is..."

"You don't need to worry, general. I will make a statement for the general in front of the Prime Minister." Zhang Chou moved his face closer to Wu Qi, and whispered, "General Tian has hundreds of followers, and I have never heard of a woman among them. The general is quite Fengliu, this Lizi... thinks she is a favorite concubine, and after hearing the general's rumors, she begged the general to find out. She is just a spoiled woman, the general must not be angry."

Wu Qi thanked Zhang Chou first, and then said in the same low voice, "The general sent a concubine Ji as the deputy envoy of the emperor, but it is not worth it to be a general."

Zhang Chou sighed.

The soldiers outside came to report, "Deputy envoy of Qi State left with his personal guards."

Zhang Chou was also angry, "What nonsense!"

This time it was changed to Wu Qi persuading Zhang Chou.Because Li Mingming is a woman, Wu Qi didn't think she saw anything, so he didn't send anyone to chase her.

Li Mingming pretended to be coquettish and reckless and escaped from the Lu camp, but he was afraid that Wu Qiyin would send people chasing him, so he led them to beat horses and gallop, and soon returned to the Qi army camp.

Tian Ji said, "Li Zi came back really quickly, I don't know if I can get anything?"

"Yes," Li Mingming cupped his hands to Tian Ji, "Mingyin was spying on the Lu army, but Wu Qi actually hid elite soldiers in the rear army, and showed them to be old and weak. Hiding elsewhere, this is the second; Wu Qi is very popular with the army, this is the third. From this, it can be seen that Wu Qi’s ambition is not small. Ming thought that Wu Qi might go to war when General Zhang returns and our army is too late to prepare.”②

Tian Ji stared at Li Mingming, and Li Mingming looked at him calmly.

"You come with me." Tian Ji took Li Mingming to find Xiangguo Tianhe.

Li Mingming was a little surprised that this Xiangguo was so young, about 30 years old, with a refined and elegant appearance-it's unimaginable that a generation of heroes, who made Qi Guo change his surname and Jiang Taigong died, turned out to be so A handsome young man in troubled times.

Li Mingming suddenly thought of Zhao Ruzhuo, his temperament was similar to this one, but... Li Mingming couldn't help feeling a deep sadness in his heart.

"Plum?" Tian Ji called her.

Li Mingming came back to his senses and smiled embarrassedly, "It was photographed by Xiangguo's demeanor, please forgive me."

Tian He smiled, pointed to the seats, and asked Tian Ji and Li Mingming to sit down, "Listen to the general, Li Zi got a lot from spying on the Lu army?"

Li Mingming told the whole story in detail, including the fact that he pretended to be angry and left Luying early.

"Mister, you have worked hard." Tian He said gently.

"I'm in my position, I don't dare to talk about hard work when I'm working on my job." Li Mingming said seriously.

Tian He smiled and said, "Li Zi, are you Qi Ren?"

"No. Ming, Zhao Ren also." The mountain where Zhinu bathed really belonged to Zhao.

Li Mingming knew that Tian He had doubts about his motives, and sighed in his heart, "Politicians are indeed a kind of creature that is easy to think too much", but he has already taken the initiative to explain, "Ming Luotuo Jianghu, I heard that Wu Qi killed his wife and begged for the general, and I was so worried." His wife was not angry, so she joined the general's family, determined to kill this greedy and despicable person."

Ren Tianhe and Tian Ji were well-informed, and such a reason was unheard of, and they all showed surprise on their faces.

Li Mingming looked indifferent, and said to himself, have you never seen someone like me?Then I recommend you to watch "City Hunter".

Tian Ji asked, "Could it be that Li Zi is a Mohist child?"

"It doesn't have to be the Mohists who draw their swords to help when the road is injustice."

Tian He raised the corner of his mouth, "I heard that there are many people in Yanzhao who uphold righteousness and serve as chivalrous men, and they are generous and elegiac. Sure enough." Tian He changed the subject, "Li Zi knows the soldiers, I don't know how to make peace with Qilu in the next battle?"

"Ming thought that our army might be able to lure the enemy with an empty camp, place the army in ambush on the east and west mountains, and then place another army to cut off the rear, so that the Lu army can be defeated."

Tian He and Tian Ji looked at each other and nodded, "Thank you for your hard work, sir."

Li Mingming saluted and withdrew.

Soon, Qi Jun took action, and Li Mingming knew that Tian He and Tian Ji listened to his words.

On the second day, Zhang Chou returned and reported to Tian He with a happy face, "Wu Qi is a cowardly man, his soldiers are old and weak, and he has no fighting spirit. Our army can win."

Tian He and Tian Ji looked at each other for such remarks, and were about to ask for more details, when the scouts came to report that the Lu army had arrived at the west wind mouth.

Zhang Chou was shocked.

Tian He and Tian Ji looked at each other again, and said with a slight smile, "Let's fight!"

①Wu Qi was once a disciple of Zeng Shen.

②The details of the Battle of Qilu are based on the "Records of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty", and "Historical Records" and "Zizhi Tongjian" have mentioned this battle in one sentence.

③Refer to "Eastern Zhou Dynasty Chronicles".