Dismantling CP expert [Quick Transmigration]

"Big brother—" Li Mingming felt that the word "big brother" would have a psychological shadow from now on.

Wang Ying wanted to kiss when he came up, but Li Mingming threw him on the bed with some skill.

Wang Ying had a lewd smile all over her face, and rushed forward again, "You bitch, throw your husband, watch how I can fix you..."

Li Mingming held back his anger and pressed Wang Ying's hands behind his back on the bed, "I have something to tell you—"

Wang Ying was restrained by Li Mingming, she couldn't make love, and there was an evil fire in her heart, "You say it! Why are you suppressing me? How dare you look down on me and want to murder your husband?"

"If I didn't like you, I wouldn't have accepted Brother Gongming to marry you that day." Li Mingming himself felt ashamed after he finished speaking, but his tone couldn't be more true.

Hearing this, Wang Ying felt relieved, "In that case, let me go, let's talk seriously."

"You mean what you say? You just mess around and let your brothers hear you, and you just think you are a woman with nothing in the belly, and even I have no face."

There are indeed some leaders on the mountain who say that they are incompetent and lustful, so Wang Ying can only say bitterly, "Of course!"

Li Mingming let go of him, and used his super-level patience to help Wang Ying rub the twisted arm. Wang Ying felt relieved, "What's the matter?"

"The two of us got married the day before yesterday. According to the custom, we should return home today. Now, my family is gone, and my relatives are gone, but the etiquette cannot be dismissed. Brother Gongming is my righteous brother. Why don't we just buy wine in the stockade and take all the leaders together?" Please come and have fun, one is to complete the ceremony of returning home, and it is also to thank all the great matchmakers in the village."

Hearing that it was drinking, Wang Ying smiled and said, "What do I mean? So it's this matter. It should be so! You wait, I'll talk to my brothers." Then he patted Li Mingming's buttocks, winked and said, "Night Then fix you."

Li Mingming gritted his teeth, it depends on whether you survive until the night.

Hearing Wang Ying's words, Song Jiang was always hypocritical, so how could he not respond to such a trivial matter, and said with a smile, "It's really time to fight, but I forgot. It's time to buy home wine for my sister."

Lei Heng waited for the guests, and when they heard that Wang Ying was newly married, they rushed to congratulate her, and sent additional congratulatory gifts.

Wang Ying thanked her once, then went back to show her merits to Hu Sanniang with a smile.

Wu Yong rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Brother, wait for me, I will go out with you."

Wu Yong and Wang Ying bid farewell to all the people in the hall and came out together.

Wu Yong said with a smile, "Brother and Sanniang have been married for a few days, how do you get along well?"

Wang Ying smiled wretchedly, and couldn't help showing off, "Brother, what are you talking about! I, Wang Ying, have no other skills. Treating women... No matter how violent it is, it is like water in my place."

Wu Yong heard what he said was unbearable, but it seemed that the couple got along well, so he calmed down his doubts and made an excuse to say goodbye to Wang Ying.

Wang Ying went straight back to her room.

Li Mingming just rummaged through the boxes and cabinets and found a large bag of Mongolian perspiration medicine—he felt relieved, there really was it!I said that a den of thieves like Liangshan must have this.

Dressed as Hu Sanniang, Li Mingming has only a few choices:

Number one, hit "Done" now and leave the mess alone.In this case, one is that Hu Sanniang is really pitiful because she can't get over the hurdle in her heart; the other is that if she does this, her score will be set low, and with her current grades, she can no longer bear such a low score.Li Mingming ruled out this option first.

Second, sneaking away - but without a token, I am afraid it will not be easy to pass through the checkpoints in Liangshan.

Third, seek victory in danger, and use Mongolian sweat medicine to confuse everyone.

As for procrastinating and looking for opportunities later, Li Mingming didn't think about it at all.Wang Ying is not a scholar like Li Jia, nor a son of a family like Pei Shaojun, he is a bandit, a lustful hungry ghost, and Wang Ying... Li Mingming would rather die!

Out of several choices, I can only choose the third one. It is also Li Mingming's good luck that she really found the Mongolian sweat medicine.

This bag is Wang Ying's private possession.This guy was originally a coachman, and when he saw money on the way, he robbed the guests. When the incident happened to the officials, he escaped from prison and entered the green forest.This guy's skills are average, so he especially likes crooked things. Menghan medicine, a necessary "good medicine" for robbing houses, cutting paths and stealing, must be prepared at any time, and it is a big bag.

Li Mingming doesn't know much about goods, but Hu Sanniang's family is from a noble family. From her point of view, Wang Ying's steamed stuffed bun medicine is the best. It is colorless, tasteless, and highly effective. Just pick as many nails and it can overwhelm a cow. .

Li Mingming was thinking about how to take the medicine without anyone noticing, when Wang Ying came back.

I really want to kill him!Li Mingming thought violently.But there was still a smile on his face, "Brother came back just in time, what do you want to eat? I went to the kitchen to make it, and I will eat with my brother."

Wang Ying is proud of herself, no matter how skilled in martial arts she is, she is so proud and arrogant, why doesn't she bow down under my Wang Ying's boots?The mouth became more and more agitated, "The lady can do whatever she is good at, and let the leaders also see the good wife I, Wang Ying, married."

Li Mingming said with a smile, "I will listen to my elder brother."

As he said that, he went out first, lest Wang Ying make a move, and he couldn't help but cut him first, which ruined the rest of the matter.

Li Mingming came to the kitchen.The kitchens in Liangshan are also divided, there is a small kitchen for the chiefs to cook, and there is a big kitchen for the rest of the minions.In fact, even this small kitchen is not small.

The cooks were more than a dozen women, and when they saw Li Mingming, they knew that he was the leader of the village, and they saluted Li Mingming one after another.

Li Mingming smiled and said, "You are busy with your work, I will cook two dishes for the leaders to accompany the wine."

After wandering around the kitchen, Li Mingming couldn't get the medicine.One is that there are too many people, and the other is that it is in the dishes, some eat and some do not eat, and some are poisoned by the medicine, so there must be some who are not poisoned by the medicine... This is too inappropriate.

Li Mingming anxiously chopped a large piece of pork into mahjong pieces, threw it into a jar, put onion, ginger and salt sauce on it, and asked the woman in the kitchen to stew it with charcoal on a low heat, and then start the pot after two hours.He went out by himself.

Looking at Li Mingming's back, Wu Yong, who was spinning around, thought for a while and came to the kitchen.

The servants in the kitchen are very strange, why all the leaders are here to cook today.

Wu Yong called the leader, asked "Hu Sanniang" what he said and did in the kitchen, and then said with a smile, "It's just right, I'm hungry, let's try Sanniang's cooking first."

The head of the kitchen smiled apologetically, "The meat cooked by Chief Hu is not yet cooked."

Wu Yong said with a smile, "It's okay, serve me a bowl."

Wu Yong rolled his eyes, "Put some of the other dishes that are cooking, and put them all in a basin."

The head of the kitchen didn't dare to disobey, and put the vegetables together in a small basin, thinking, why is it so like a dog feeder.

Isn't it just for dogs?Wu Yong took the pot of meat and vegetables and went to feed the shepherd dog raised on Liangshan, and then sat by the side and waited.

Wu Yong shook his head and smiled, it seems that my suspicion is getting worse, and it is really strange that Hu Sanniang is a bit strange today.It's not that I haven't seen women rushing up the mountain in the past. Some of them were violent, and they hit the wall and wiped their necks. Most of them wiped their eyes and tears and endured it.Only this Hu Sanniang, who had her whole family wiped out, married to a wretched man like Wang Ying, still had the heart to drink back home, and wash her hands to make soup... No matter how you look at it, it looks like holding back.

Immediately Wu Yong found a reason for Li Mingming. She was recognized as a righteous sister by Song Gongming, and she will also be the leader in the future. Naturally, she is different from those ladies.Besides, her family is gone, her relatives are gone, so what if she doesn't accept her fate?It's better to behave more well-behaved and live on the mountain with one heart and one mind.

Wu Yong thought he understood "Hu San Niang", so he didn't worry about such trivial matters. As a military adviser, Wu Yong was also very busy.

Li Mingming finally found the place he was looking for - the wine cellar.For dishes, some people like to eat this, some people like to eat that, but the first bowl of wine must be eaten together, right?

The place like the wine cellar is inside Liangshan. No one thought that someone would come to dispense the medicine. Of course, no one was guarding it. Li Mingming easily sneaked in and put the Mongolian sweat medicine in a few wine barrels outside. He turned around and moved the wine. It was moved outside first.

Li Mingming took a rough look at the escape route, and then bent back to the kitchen - he couldn't go back to the room, lest he couldn't help stabbing Wang Ying.

Li Mingming sat in front of the charcoal fire, stoked the fire, and went through the plan carefully, thinking about possible mistakes, looking peaceful and peaceful, Wang Ying, who came to look for her, looked at it, and smiled in her heart, "You are really a virtuous lady." .”

Li Mingming came to see Song Jiang with Wang Ying.

"Why is Xianmei cooking and eating with me? Hurry up and wash your hands and sit down." Song Jiang laughed.

Li Mingming pretended to be shy, "My sister is a new wife, she should..."

All the men in the hall laughed, and someone said that Wang Ying was blessed.

Wang Ying is naturally extremely proud.

Not long after, the banquet was served and everyone was seated.

Chao Gai said to Wang Ying and Li Mingming, "Today is different from the past, you two are distinguished guests, come and sit beside me."

Li Mingming was still calculating just now. If there is a change, he can jump up to Song Jiang's side and hold him hostage in a few steps. This time it will be fine, and he will sit next to him...

Chao Gai held up the bowl, "Brothers, today is the day when Sanniang returns home. We are both family members of the natal family, family members of the in-laws, and matchmakers. We made this bowl for Brother Wang Ying and Sanniang's young couple. "

Everyone applauded loudly, and a few people who had a good relationship with Wang Ying even screamed strangely, and immediately drank all the wine in their hands.

Li Mingming only put it on his lips.

Song Jiang smiled and said, "Why doesn't Xianmei quit?"

Li Mingming smiled, "My sister still has something to say."

Song Jiang said with a smile, "Let's talk."

"Since my sister went to the mountain, I have been thinking about it day and night, that one day..."

Wang Ying beside her had already softened to the ground, and Song Jiang, Chao Gai and others all fell down immediately.No one really thought that they would be drugged in the cottage, and Li Mingming beat up the group of "masters" who used sweat drugs.

It's just that Wu Yong fell a little slower, if Li Mingming hadn't been paying attention to this think tank, he would have been cheated.

Li Mingming stepped forward, before Wu Yong could do anything, a hand knife hit him on the neck, and Wu Yong really fainted.Li Mingming took a look, oh, he poured all the wine into his sleeves, no wonder.

Hearing footsteps outside the door suddenly, Li Mingming raised his eyes, facing Lin Chong who came up late.

Looking at the scene in the hall, Lin Chong was shocked at first, then furious, and immediately drew out his knife and ran towards Li Mingming.

Li Mingming took a few steps back and picked up Song Jiang with one hand, "If you come any closer, I'll kill him."

"How dare you!" Lin Chong shouted.

Li Mingming raised his hand and inserted the knife into Song Jiang's shoulder.

This knife, what kind of sweat medicine, Song Jiang also woke up, but even though he woke up, he still had no strength in his body, and he couldn't speak, only the pain made his two eyeballs twitch.

Lin Chong wanted to charge forward again.

"If you get closer, I'll chop his neck off."

Lin Chong stopped angrily, "How are you doing?"

"My Hu's family died unjustly. I have to kill Li Kui to avenge them. Let's make a deal. If you drink the sweaty wine, I will kill Li Kui and escape by yourself without hurting the others; or if you come closer, we will Bet whether your feet are faster or my sword is faster, see if I can chop Song Jiang and Chao Gai—"

Li Mingming smiled, "Perhaps it's because Coach Lin, relying on his high martial arts skills, thinks that when I kill Chao Gai and Song Jiang, he will take the top spot?"

Lin Chong is an iron-blooded man, how can he let Li Mingming put on such a hat, but he can't do things like drinking Menghan wine by himself, "You just kill that black guy, and I will let you go."

"I don't believe you!" Li Mingming told him clearly.

"I don't believe you either." Lin Chong said angrily.

Li Mingming stabbed Song Jiang's leg again, "You can wait, but Song Jiang may not. After I leave, people from outside can come in and give you the antidote. Song Jiang's stab was not at a vital point, and it may still be saved. If it takes too long and the blood loss is too much, I can't guarantee it."

Lin Chong gritted his teeth, "You swear!"

Li Mingming said immediately, "I, Sanniang Hu, swear that if you kill more innocents, you will die!" Among you people, there are really not many innocent people.

But obviously Lin Chong didn't realize the loophole in the oath, so he immediately picked up a bowl of wine and drank it.As soon as the wine bowl fell to the ground, Lin Chong fell over.

Li Mingming looked at Wang Ying, then at Song Jiang, and clicked "Finish" - let Hu Sanniang decide how to get revenge.

Waiting for the space to change, Li Mingming saw that Hu Sanniang was stunned for a moment, then wept, and slashed at Song Jiang's neck, then Wang Ying, and then Li Kui. cut down.

Hu Sanniang turned back, grabbed Chao Gai, and walked towards the hall door.

Li Mingming was relieved, knowing that she was a smart girl with the biggest meat ticket.After a while of dizziness, Li Mingming entered the next space.