Dismantling CP expert [Quick Transmigration]

Li Mingming took a deep breath and walked into the yard.

"You really can't tell people behind your back! The little demon servant girl came here without making a sound. Fortunately, she didn't say anything about your shortcomings." An old lady laughed. ①

Li Mingming looked at this legendary grandma Yesha, who looked kind and kind!

Grandma Yasha went on to praise "Xiaoqian" for her beauty, and said that if she was a man, she would also be seduced. ②

Li Mingming just smiled like a baby.

Grandma smiled and said, "Xiaoqian is so cute today." Then she glanced at the short wall to the south and gave Li Mingming a wink.

Li Mingming understood that the "prey" Ning Caichen was eavesdropping, and said with a smile, "It's getting late, grandma and lady should rest earlier, and my son is going to bed too."

Grandma Yasha licked her lower lip and smiled kindly.

Li Mingming was thinking as he walked, what should we do?Are you really going to test Ning Caichen, and then go with him?

If Ning Caichen really looked like a movie staged, it would be fine.If you follow the original book, go to his house to be a lowly child, wait for his wife to die and become a house-filling ghost wife, and then Ning Caichen becomes a Jinshi, and then virtuously has a son with his concubine-Li Mingming thinks it is very boring.

Besides, if you follow the original route, Xiaoqian can do it by herself, why should I do it?

Li Mingming thinks about B's comment, thinks about the terrible score in the last world, what is love, I want to let myself go!

But what kind of flying method?

Just as he was trying to figure it out, Li Mingming saw a dark shadow under the tree in front of him, and there were two meows.

There was a litter of cats living in the tree hole. Yesterday, Grandma Yasha was angry and killed the female cat, leaving two little ones.

Thinking of the cruelty of Grandma Yasha, Li Mingming shuddered.

Li Mingming made himself transparent without a teacher, and approached bit by bit, it was Yan Chixia!The swordsman.He is feeding the cat with fruit.

Yan Chixia suddenly looked in Li Mingming's direction.

Li Mingming froze, could he see me?

"Monster, not yet!" Yan Chixia said in a deep voice.

Li Mingming hurriedly appeared, and Qiqing yelled, "Please save my son's life!"

Yan Chixia frowned, "You have no life at all."

...will you chat?

Li Mingming had something to ask for, so he didn't care about it, and quickly told about Nie Xiaoqian being forced to use her color to help Grandma Yesha kill and drink blood.

Yan Chixia frowned, "How are you doing?"

"My son begs Mr. Lang to kill that monster, so that she won't harm anyone again, and my son will be able to get out of the sea of ​​suffering." Li Mingming said it very slickly.

Yan Chixia shook her own weak hand.

"Grandma asked my son to kill the new gentleman in the temple tonight. If my son doesn't go, grandma will do it herself." After several rounds of time travel, Li Mingming has achieved a small amount of magic skills, and he knows how to act at the right time. Say the right thing.

A man who remembers to bring fruit to the cat must be soft-hearted.

Sure enough, Yan Chixia hesitated and agreed, "Come with me."

It turned out that Nie Xiaoqian didn't dare to get close to Yan Chixia, and trembled all over when she saw it. Li Mingming didn't understand why she was fine.Could it be because his original body is not dead yet?Li Mingming felt narcissistically that maybe it was because he was doing good things and doing good things, so he was not afraid.

Li Mingming thought he had found a backer, and followed Yan Chixia to his residence in the temple.

When I entered the room, the lights on the table turned on automatically—ha, that’s so cool, is it an infrared sensor?

Yan Chixia took out a cup from the baggage she carried with her, and it was filled with green tea soup in an instant.

Li Mingming was shocked by the things in the fairy world that did not conform to the natural rules.

After taking two sips, Yan Chixia raised her eyes and met Li Mingming's eager eyes.

Yan Chixia looked away in embarrassment, and after a while, she explained, "You can't drink."

"Oh." Li Mingming understands that immortals and ghosts have different paths and racial differences.In fact, Li Mingming was either drinking or just curious.

Yan Chixia drank the tea she usually drank for fifteen minutes, and began to meditate with her eyes closed.

Li Mingming was bored and waited worriedly, whether grandma Yasha would come tonight.I also studied Yan Chixia, looking at the 25-year-old, ordinary-looking, doesn't it mean that Xianxia are all very good-looking?

After a long night, when the rooster crowed outside, Grandma Yasha did not come.Yan Chixia opened her eyes and met Li Mingming's listless eyes.

Li Mingming grunted his face and said dog-leggedly, "Mr. Do you want to wash your face? Go and fetch water for Mr. Lang."

Yan Chixia frowned, "No need."

That's right, he is a fairy, and he is a ghost, not to mention.

Li Mingming divergently remembered a statistic he had seen in his previous life, how many years a person would spend sleeping, eating, and going to the bathroom in a lifetime. If human beings don’t have to do these things like immortals and ghosts, then how much will society progress? like?But it seems that it is not conducive to the development of the tertiary industry?

Looking at Li Mingming who was in a daze, Yan Chixia didn't know what to do with this ghost.

Li Mingming came back to his senses, and asked cautiously, "I know the lair of that monster, shall we go and suppress her?"

Yan Chixia clenched her fists, "Let's wait for her to take the bait herself."

Li Mingming noticed that Mr. Yan Lang seemed to be blushing.what happened? !

"You come with me." Yan Chixia said.

Li Mingming naturally obeyed.Why did Yan Chixia tolerate monsters doing evil around her and not accept her?According to the original book and the relationship last night, Li Mingming felt that Yan Chixia seemed like a kind person.Could it be that there is something unspeakable?

Li Mingming followed Yan Chixia out of the house and just ran into his neighbor Ning Caichen.

Seeing the two people walking out of the same room early in the morning, Ning Caichen was taken aback.

"Chixia is going out?"

Yan Chixia nodded in embarrassment, and walked away with Li Mingming.

Li Mingming has a thick skin, so he doesn't think anything of it.

The two went up the mountain from the path behind the deserted temple, walked halfway up the mountain, abandoned the path, and walked into the dense forest.All kinds of messy trees, weeds, and even a red snake, Li Mingming was shocked, but then thought, I am a ghost, what am I afraid of?

Walking through the woods like this, Li Mingming didn't hold back at all, and really kept his feet on the ground—in fact, sometimes being a ghost is pretty good, Li Mingming thinks.

Turning around a big tree, the eyes suddenly opened up.

It turned out to be a natural lake.The lake is surrounded by green grass, and a stone half the size of a house in the center of the lake is as smooth as a mirror.

"You only move around here, I'm going to practice swords." Yan Chixia said to Li Mingming.

Just as Li Mingming wanted to agree, he suddenly remembered the rules of the rivers and lakes in the novels he had read, "Do I need to avoid it?" Otherwise, would I be suspected of stealing my teacher?

Yan Chixia, "..." You are a ghost, you don't have a body, let alone a spiritual root, what are you avoiding?

Seeing Yan Chixia's expression, Li Mingming knew that he was thinking too much, so he said with an embarrassed smile, "Go quickly."

Li Mingming saw Yan Chixia walk across the lake as if walking on flat ground, and came to the boulder.I don't know where to take out a bamboo branch and dance.

Li Mingming didn't understand swords. When he was Cui Yingying, he had seen Cui Dalang's sword dance. Comparing the two, Li Mingming felt that Cui Dalang was the winner.

Yan Chixia's sword dance - feels a little sluggish.

After watching for a while, Li Mingming felt that Yan Chixia was dancing more and more slowly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, could it be that Yan Chixia is from the Tai Chi School?Compete with the old ladies in our community.

Suddenly, Yan Chixia knelt down on one knee and spat out a mouthful of blood.

① This sentence is a translation of the original work.

②The plot of the original work.