The World God Only Knows GS

(Who said I wasn't surprised—?!)

Howling in my heart, Dongyue felt that for the first time in her life, there was merit in her flamboyant character of being soft and not hard, and when she found someone wanted to hit you on the right cheek, you would try to beat him up first.

——The result of the dead duck's stubborn mouth was that Dongyue unintentionally took the dominant position, while the proud black cat was messing around.

Yes, the human imagination is remarkable.However, this does not mean that Dongyue, who has played a few more games than others, will be able to calmly accept the fact that a talking cat is a demon, and this demon has brought herself to a different dimension.

Pretentiously narrowing her eyes, Dongyue's palms were sweating secretly, suppressing her desire to quickly get out of this space where there was nothing but darkness.

"that is because?"

Overwhelmed by Dongyue's aura, the black cat put away its grandpa appearance at the beginning.Standing with its tail circled, it looks respectful and well-behaved.

"...I belong to the "Exorcist Squad" sent from hell to the human world. The mission of our "Exorcist Squad" is to hunt the exorcists wandering in the world."

"Exorcism?"

Stretching out the head, retracting the head or slashing, knowing that this is definitely the FLAG that complicates things, Dongyue still stepped on it driven by curiosity.

"Exorcism refers to the souls of ancient demons who escaped from hell. These evil souls came to the world to do evil. They hide in the gaps in women's hearts and constantly expand the gaps in women's hearts to absorb negative energy from women. .”

The black cat's mouth opened and closed, and the long whiskers on its cheeks also moved slightly.

"When this kind of negative energy accumulates to a certain extent, the women who hide the soul in the cracks of the mind will become pregnant. The old demons who lost their bodies, that is, the ancient demons, get new bodies through the pregnancy of these women, and they will also become pregnant. It's what's called—"

"Reincarnation."

The expression in the black catnip green eyes changed, and its dignified expression told Dongyue that it was definitely not lying or fabricating any urban legends.

"Our new demons oppose the brutal and barbaric practices of the old demons. What we want is order and peace, but the order and peace that was finally established in hell have been affected by the existence of exorcism. Therefore, our new demons formed The purpose of the Exorcist team is to wipe out the Exorcist."

"..."

Dongyue didn't speak.Due to the difference in height, reflected in the black catnip and green pupils is Dongyue with a solemn expression, who seems to be thinking deeply.

(Nima is too ridiculous——!!)

↑But this is the voice of Dongyue.

Facing the begging eyes of the black cat, Dongyue almost wanted to sigh.

"All in all... two groups of people in hell are fighting, but the group whose bodies were destroyed came to try to reincarnate with the help of human females. You want to stop them, right?"

"Yes!"

The black cat nodded hopefully towards Dongyue.

"Human women's minds are far more slender than men's. They are much weaker than men with rough nerves in resisting provocations, but they can release several times, even dozens of times, the spiritual energy of men. Therefore, human females with psychic gaps are the biggest targets of exorcists."

"The gap in the soul..."

Dongyue frowned slightly because of the black cat's words.

"That is to say, exorcising souls and so on, just exposing other people's scars?"

"Yes."

"..."

Hearing the black cat's affirmative answer, Dongyue frowned even tighter.

——Everyone has scars that they don't want to uncover, wounds that they don't want to be seen, and pasts that they don't want to be mentioned.Regardless of whether it is a devil or not, the act of exposing other people's scars is a low-level operation.Creatures who do such things can be said to be mean and shameless.

(Because I also have things that I don't want others to know.)

(so--)

Dongyue knew how painful it would be to have a wound opened.

(What's more, if you don't get it right, you will get pregnant.)

Dongyue can probably imagine what an unmarried woman without a boyfriend will be said to be like.If the situation is worse, the pregnant girl is a girl in junior high school or high school, or a woman who has a family but is pregnant at a time when it is impossible to conceive except for cheating...

Hoshino Fuyuki is not a saint, and would not just listen to a cat's one-sided words and want to be the savior.But if the situation is really as the cat said, Dongyue will definitely not let that damn exorcism go.

——As a daughter herself, Dongyue understands how important it is for a woman to be pregnant.In addition, Dongyue also has her mother and the daughter born to her mother and her remarried partner, which is Dongyue's younger sister.Dongyue couldn't imagine what would happen if there was a one in a billion chance that she, her mother, or her sister encountered such an inexplicable thing.

(In short, family breakdown is unavoidable, right?)

Life is not a novel or a TV series.Some people can easily believe that their wife and daughter are the Virgin Mary. It is nonsense to have no affair or maintain a virgin body to conceive.

Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, no matter what the purpose of this cat is, and whether you want to go into this muddy water; in short, it is necessary to know the countermeasures to prevent exorcism.

(Intelligence. In short, what is needed now is more intelligence.)

Shaking her head, putting away her overflowing sympathy for the time being, Dongyue said to the black cat, "...you continue."

"Yes."

Seeing that Dongyue was interested in listening to her, the black cat couldn't help shaking its soft tail.

"The way to hunt exorcisms is to fill the gaps in the mind, so that the exorcisms with nowhere to hide will escape from the human body. Then we new demons can use the detention bottle to detain the exorcisms and send them to hell. "

(Fill the gap in my heart...)

Dongyue continued to listen to the black cat with a vague understanding.

"Because we demons don't know the human heart so well, members of our exorcism team will all seek their own cooperators. This time you have been selected to be my cooperator."

"Ah, it's that strange email in the morning, right?" Dongyue thought of the email full of the smell of the second disease.

(...It turns out that it is not a second-degree illness, but a fact.)

At this moment, Dongyue thought that she was really cheap and dark-faced.

"The cooperators signed a hell contract with our demons. The content of the contract is just like what is written in the contract, to help our new demons hunt and exorcise their souls."

"There are many ways to hunt and exorcise the soul. In a word, as long as it can fill the spiritual gap where the exorcism can hide, any means can be used."

"And our soul exorcism team has a wide-area search device that can identify exorcisms. As long as there are people possessed by exorcisms within the search range, we can definitely identify who is possessed by exorcisms."

"But if you violate the contract, that is, if you don't assist in the hunting of exorcism—"

The black cat looked up at Dongyue.

"Heads will fall off."

"Huh?" Dongyue's right eyelid jumped violently.

The black cat stretched out its paws and pressed the purple ring around its neck.Reflected in its mint green eyes is Dongyue wearing the same ring around its neck.

"This is proof of a contract with hell. Once you or me, either of us has the idea of ​​not wanting to hunt exorcism, it will be regarded as a breach of contract by hell. Then both of our heads will fall. Also that is--"

"I will die." Understanding what the black cat meant, what appeared in front of Dongyue at this moment was her own badending.

Seeing that Dongyue understood what she meant, the black cat smiled and added: "By the way, after careful research by our new demon, the best way to fill the gap in the heart is 'love'."

"Just like the games you usually play, as long as you reach a relationship with a character with a gap in your heart, you can fill the gap in your heart."

"No, wait..." Dongyue pressed her temple with a headache.

"Of course, as long as it reaches the level of kissing. When two people's lips touch each other, exorcism is the easiest to get out—"

"That's why I said wait..."

Temporarily stopping the black cat's eloquent explanation, Dongyue asked a little strangely: "If I'm not mistaken, the target of exorcism is women, right?"

"?" The black cat wagged its tail in confusion, "That's right."

"Then you mean that I'm going to be a lily?... have you captured women?"

(I don't hate homo and les, but I'm not double-inserted myself.)

It's not that I haven't played the game Dongyue for men.Although I think the girls in those games are very cute, cute, and loving, but asking Dongyue to fall in love with girls is always against Dongyue's biological instinct.

He was taken aback by Dongyue's words, and the black cat tapped the pad of its right paw on the pad of its left paw three seconds later.

"Don't worry. Because there is a devil's cooperator in our exorcism team who is called the "God of Raiders". Women with gaps in their hearts can't escape his palm, so women who must fall in love with Raiders will basically Hand it over to this guy."

"That's weird."

"Meow?" The black catnip green eyes were full of doubts.

Holding his chin like a detective, Fuyutsuki analyzed the information he had obtained so far in the same way he treated the game FLAG.

"You soul exorcist team can know which female is possessed by the exorcism, and you also have a cooperator of the 'God of Raiders'. According to your description, that cooperator is still capable of hitting a woman's heart with perfect accuracy. The 'God' who fills the gap in their hearts. Isn't it completely unreasonable to choose someone like me as a co-worker?"

"First of all, I am a woman myself. I have the possibility of stealing chickens but not losing money, that is, being possessed by the ghost. Secondly, as a woman, I am like the "God of Raiders" to attack girls basically It's impossible. Because even if I am willing, the other party may not be willing. Again, are those old demons even brains so old that they are about to rot?"

"Meow meow……?"

Startled by Dongyue's suddenly harsh remarks, the black cat raised its pointed triangular ears, ready to listen to Dongyue's "high opinion".

"It takes a woman with a gap in her heart to be possessed, and her existence can be recognized by a wide-area search engine after possessing. In addition, you new demons have a 'God of Raiders' who can definitely fill the gap in women's hearts. The old demon They are like soldiers in battle exposing themselves to machine guns."

Dongyue narrowed her eyes, "It's inefficient and lacks results. Thanks to their IQ, they can still be demons."

"..."

(This is human beings——)

More like a devil than a devil, better know a devil than a devil.

The eyes changed, and looking at Dongyue with a look of disgust, the black cat had to admit that "cooperators" were indeed necessary.It's no wonder that the Underworld Rule of Law Province was once paralyzed without a cooperator.The new demons can't stop the evil deeds of the old demons, and even the long-sleeping demons themselves are awakened and join the battle as new demons.

"...As you said. Some advanced exorcists also realized that the failure of the previous exorcists was not accidental or accidental, so they changed their strategy."

"Change strategy?" Dongyue raised her eyebrows.

"With the gradual prosperity of Two-dimensional civilization, the Two-dimensional world built by human beings has a huge influence on the world. As the diversification and reality of Two-dimensional roles become more and more obvious, Two-dimensional roles also become Became a real 'existence' the same as human beings."

"..."

Speaking of this, even if the black cat doesn't continue to add, Dongyue knows what it wants to say.

"Due to the difference between the material composition and the human world, two-dimensional characters, regardless of gender, release unparalleled spiritual energy. Especially the popular characters known by ordinary people—"

"So the cracks in the minds of popular Two-dimensional characters are perfect hiding places for exorcists, right?"

The black cat was no longer surprised that Dongyue guessed what was below her, "Yes."

(No wonder I get that weird email...)

Dongyue drooped her shoulders.

Dongyue doesn't know how many students there are in her class, and Dongyue doesn't remember the names of any of them, and Dongyue won't know if they are her classmates when they are greeted on campus.but--

It’s not that Dongyue is boasting. Dongyue can recite eight generations (if any) of the ancestors of his favorite ACG characters. Dongyue can remember every FLAG and every Nirvana of his favorite ACG works very clearly.

"That means my task is to fill the gap in the mind of the Two-dimensional character?"

"Yes. I can help you enter the Two-dimensional world. Let you 'raid' Two-dimensional characters like you usually play games."

Just when Dongyue was seriously worrying about whether the two-dimensional girls could get pregnant, whether the male character was a boy or a hermaphrodite, or whether it was a single breeding, the voice of the black cat came into Dongyue's ears.

"The more popular a two-dimensional popular character is, the easier it is to be hated. Love and hate rise in equal proportions. Exorcism can absorb not only the energy generated by the cracks in the hearts of popular characters, but also the energy that ordinary people have for this character. The love and hate of character betting."

"When the energy of the soul absorbed by the exorcism exceeds a certain limit, through the connection of the gap in the soul, these exorcisms can make women in the world dream of their favorite Two-dimensional characters. And make these women pregnant in the dream. The more psychic energy collected, the more women can be impregnated. Even if one or more women's psychic gaps are closed, many more women will be exploited."

"...I see. Is this the reason why you don't choose idol stars, but choose Two-dimensional popular characters? As long as you have enough spiritual energy, Ye | Royal Ten Girls and Hundred Girls are not a problem at all."

Idol stars are watched by the media at any time. If an idol star does something too extreme, someone will definitely come out to denounce it.At the same time, no matter how good the physical strength of an idol star is, Gemachiro's golden gun is still a rare existence.

In contrast, the popular two-dimensional popular characters are not only popular beyond national borders, races, and languages ​​because of their charm, but also because the love|things happen in a dream, so no matter what happens, no one will Take it out and say it, and it won't cause any uproar.

——After all, which girl would think that a spring|dream can really make herself pregnant?

"If multiple women are pregnant, they can freely choose the * that can turn around."

Thinking of her favorite Two-dimensional character being exorcised and turned into an unscrupulous dream | obscenity | demon, Dongyue couldn't help but want to swear: "Hey, you fucking demons!"

"I do!"

(Are you kidding me?!)

"Meow, meow!?" The anger and killing intent emanating from Dongyue made the black cat stiffen.

"I want to do it!!"

(Being obsessed with Two-dimensional characters is about to be exploited?!)

With limited options, there is always a process of ending.

You can start over even if you make a mistake.As long as you persist, you will see a happy ending sooner or later.

You can choose from all kinds of beauties, and love modes with different feelings.

The indifference in the early stage is the prelude to the sweet love in the later stage, and the awkward and stubborn characters can also be frank and cute.It is completely different from those crooked melons who have no self-knowledge in real life. Two-dimensional characters don't do anyone any harm or actually hurt anyone.

(Two-dimensional, Two-dimensional but——)

Compared with the real boys who have three-point beauty and pretend to be 13, noble and glamorous, and even have three-point beauty, all kinds of nasty boys, Two-dimensional boys are really harmless to humans and animals.

Compared with the real world full of marriage liars, love fraudsters, men who only think about H, H, H and H, and think with their lower body, Two-dimensional is so pure and beautiful——

(The only holy place where you can enjoy love easily!!)

The use of Two-dimensional, the use of Two-dimensional characters, and the behavior of trampling on the spiritual holy land of OTAKU are absolutely not allowed.

——At least she, Hoshino Fuyuki, will never allow her spiritual affiliation and her utopia to be destroyed!

Gritting her teeth and clenching her fists, Dongyue looked down at the black cat in front of her.

"I'm going to be—"

"Hunting demons in the game...hunting the 'god' who exorcises souls!!"

The author has something to say: ... the few people mentioned in the summary, I am very sorry... m(__)m