The World God Only Knows GS

"It's really good at sending people..."

Short silver hair fluttered slightly in the mayonnaise-smelling wind, and the facial features were as delicate as a doll. With a pair of green eyes, it was hard to tell whether it was a man or a woman. The man in black put away the claws on his hand as he spoke. .

"My allies."

Looking back at the collapsed mayonnaise factory behind him, Kiki's figure, who was sure that the factory had completely ceased operation, quickly disappeared on the streets of Edo.

"Regardless of the purpose of the exorcism, it must be right to stop the operation of the mayonnaise factory. 』

In the early morning, when Gintoki was drooling on the pillow, when Kagura and Joharu were both falling asleep, and when the sleeping Shinpachi was muttering the name of Atong and showing a foolish smile; Explain to Qiqi who is squeezed into the ||bed||futon with her.

"I don't think it's pure catharsis that exorcisms are manipulating Hijikata around to make mayonnaise factories.I always feel like there's something behind this mayonnaise factory...though I don't know what that "something" is yet.Anyway—”

"As soon as the exorcism moves, Kiki, start destroying these mayonnaise factories immediately. 』

The task Dongyue entrusts to Qiqi is not difficult at all.For Kiki, who used to be a great demon, destroying buildings is a no-brainer.The trouble is that these mayonnaise factories seem to be aware of Kiki's intentions as if they are self-aware and able to think for themselves.Once Kiki is after all, he will spread the large amount of mayonnaise produced.People who wander around these mayonnaise factories without any sense of crisis are almost instantly polluted into mayonnaise puppets.Because of this, Qiqi's workload suddenly increased several times, no, dozens of times.

The number of mayonnaise factories in Edo Castle is not particularly surprising, but it cannot be said that there are too few.In addition, it takes a certain amount of time to deal with each one, Qiqi has no way to rush back to Dongyue who is acting with Yinshi and others for a while this time.

Fuyutsuki and others met Isaburo and Shino in front of Honmaru.

At that time, the foreheads of Isaburo and Xinnv were already dripping with sweat.These two people have been in a state of no expression for many years, even if Mount Tai collapses in front of them, they will not change their expressions.Isaburo and Nobuo have often been given titles such as "mask face" and "zombie face" in private.But this time, even Isaburo, who is the elite among the elite, and Nobuyoshi, who was once one of the "Niro Sanha", showed a bit of difficulty in their expressions.

There is no other reason, the anesthesia needle carried by Isaburo has been used up, and Xinnv's weapon has also become blunt due to chopping too many things and being stained with mayonnaise.In addition, the matter of killing itself is very simple, as long as you aim at the vital point and cut it down or shoot it, you're done.But it takes a lot of work to stop the opponent's movements without killing people.

"Yin Sang! Look! Those two people in front! They seem to have met the group...!"

"Dingchun! Leave them alone! Just rush over!"

Ignoring Shinpachi's words, and Isaburo and Nobuo who were still entangled with the mayonnaise puppet ahead, Gintoki directed Joharu.

"Silver mulberry?!"

Unable to sit idly by and ignore the plight of Isaburo and Nobuo, Shinpachi speaks out again.

"Aha..."

Yin Shi, who was already so smothered by the smell of mayonnaise, didn't want to be entangled by the mayonnaise puppet at all.Stretching out his hand and pointing at Shinpachi's nose, Gintoki said loudly: "Do you think Dingchun can run with two more people riding on him?! You are abusing pets!!"

Hearing the words, Xinpachi almost immediately complained: "Isn't it considered pet abuse if we are all riding on Dingchun now and letting Dingchun run?!"

"What do you think Dingchun grows so big for?! If it can't be used for riding, why should we raise it?!"

"Don't say the word 'riding' anymore!! Saying this word from Yinsang's mouth will become very obscene, okay?!"

"That's because Xinpachi, your heart is too dirty, everything you see and listen to will feel dirty!! You are a dirty adult!!! Ride a bicycle, ride a horse, ride a pet, ride a motorcycle, ride a triangle horse and ride up!!!! !"

"It's enough that the word 'riding' is about to collapse!!!"

Dingchun sighed "Aww" and got hungry, with an expression of "I don't know these two people on my back".

Kagura with the same sad face reached out and touched Dingchun's head: "...Dingchun, I understand your mood, Aru."

It's really unreasonable not to save people at this time.But just like Gintoki said, Dingchun has no room for two more people, if Isaburo and Xinnv also come to Dingchun, Dingchun will not be able to continue running.Now that Dingchun is the only mobility, it is necessary to ensure Dingchun's mobility.This also means that no additional burden can be added to the given spring.

"It's a good thing I bought this in advance..."

Taking out the bag she carried with her, Dongyue thanked herself a little bit for her personality that was well-prepared if it sounded good, and was extremely fluffy if it sounded bad.

"?"

Before Yinshi could see what was in the bag that Dongyue was holding, something the size of a bowl flew towards Xinnv.

"Oh oh oh...that's not my good mail friend Yintan and——"

The huge monster carrying the two people who were screaming and screaming along the way and several other background characters flew past Isaburo, which took Isaburo a second to identify the white monster that looked like a dog. what creature.When Isaburo noticed that something flew over his head and flew towards the letter girl, the letter girl had already reached out to touch the thing that was flying towards him.

"Miss Xinnv! Take Mr. Sasaki into the Royal Palace, and I will give you more donuts!!"

Taking out the donuts from the bag and waving them, Dongyue was extremely thankful that she bought donuts on the way to the general's mansion after hearing the words "see back to the group" on the TV news.

The believer didn't know who threw the donuts to herself, and she wasn't interested in knowing.Since she couldn't think of any reason for the person who threw the donut to drug the donut at this time, the letter girl stuffed the donut she received into her mouth without thinking.

"This, this is...!"

The sweet taste spread in the mouth, and the sense of happiness swept the body of the believer in an instant.Realizing that what she stuffed into her mouth was a season-limited donut with a limit of [-] per day, Nobuo took the action of grabbing Isaburo and rushing towards the Honmaru Palace without thinking.

A group of people were led by a dog and rushed into the Honmaru Palace. Behind Dingchun was a group of mayonnaise puppets who were trampled and temporarily incapacitated.Xinnv followed closely behind, and after throwing Isaburo into the gate of the palace, Xinnv quickly swung a sword and swept away a piece of mayonnaise puppet with the sword wind, and quickly retreated into the palace.

"close the door!!"

Fuyutsuki, Shinpachi, and Gintoki pushed hard on the left door of the Goden while Shinnome entered the Honmaru, while Kagura and Joharu pushed hard on the right door.Everyone hurriedly locked the door.But everyone knew that this door would soon be breached by the mayonnaise puppets outside the palace.

Besides, Hijikata is now in the castle tower on the top floor of the Imperial Palace.There can be no mayonnaise golem in this palace.Besides, there is not only one entrance and exit in the Royal Palace.It was only a matter of time before the mayonnaise golems poured in from other outlets.

I don't have much time, and the opportunity to have a good conversation with people like this will probably never come to pass.So Dongyue turned to Sougo immediately.

"Mr. Okita, please think about it carefully. Do you have any clues about Mr. Hijikata becoming what he is now?"

Dongyue asked.In fact, she is still concerned about the issue between Sougo and Kagura, but the current situation really does not allow her to be a matchmaker.Besides, it's useless even if the real God, the real Hong Niangyue Lao came to Sougo and Kagura.Sougo and Kagura are obviously the kind of people who will go up to blackmail and coerce the other party to pay money when they see the matchmaker instead of asking the other party to help them form a relationship or repair the relationship.

"Thoughts..."

Souwu cooperates with Dongyue beyond everyone's expectations.

"...It's not so much a clue or something?"

"……there is none left. 』

At noon the day before yesterday, the man known as the "Deputy Chief of Demons" broke the chopsticks in his hand at the dining table of the Shinsengumi village cafeteria.

"A quarter of the fat is gone—! ! ! 』

It was the depletion of one of the mayonnaises in the large pile he carried with him that prompted the cry that sent all the avian creatures flying from the roof of the camp.

"Deputy, deputy chief... don't you have other mayonnaise in your hand?"Let’s make do with other mayonnaise first...』

Yamazaki, who was shocked by Hijikata's reaction like the other team members, was the first to return to normal, and he, who had been with Hijikata for many years, walked forward with a flattering smile.

"Bastard thing! !Can't you tell that what I have is half fat, no oil, mustard, zero cholesterol and sweet taste? !How do the flavors compare to quarter fat? !They are all women too. Do you think that a beautiful woman in her 40s is the same as a young girl in her teens, a mature woman in her twenties, and a 70-year-old mother-in-law? ! 』

Shouting angrily, Hijikata immediately pulled out the saber from his waist and waved it at Yamazaki.

"Give me seppuku ahhhhhhhhh—! ! ! 』

"Is it you who should be seppuku?Use a woman as a metaphor for the metamorphosis of mayonnaise|perverted|erotic mayonnaise Mr. Starman. 』

Sougo, who was disturbed by Hijikata's loud voice until lunch time, spat at Hijikata with a dark face.

"...Sousuke, you bastard!Wait until I buy a quarter of fat and come back to see how I can deal with you! ! 』

Leaving such a sentence behind, the Oni's Deputy Chief of the Shinsengumi left the village angrily.

"Afterwards, Mr. Hijikata seemed to search all over Edo, but he couldn't find quarter-fat mayonnaise. Quarter-fat mayonnaise from other parts of the country happened to be unable to be shipped to Edo for some reason. The same goes for foreign stores and factories. Alien quarter-fat mayonnaise can take two days at the fastest to be delivered to Edo.”

Sougo, who spoke, looked very relaxed, and his tone was equally relaxed.

"Originally, Mr. Hijikata wanted to buy mayonnaise outside of Edo, but I accidentally burned his leave note when I bombarded Mr. Hijikata with a bazooka. About three times? After that, Mr. Hijikata suddenly lost his temper. .”

“……………………………………………………”

(This man is the culprit of all this...)

(The source of all disasters...)

Powerless to complain, everyone and a dog could only look at Souwu with black lines on their faces, who had no intention of reflecting.

(...By the way, how much does that guy like mayonnaise?! Just because of such a small thing, what? Opened the gap in the heart? Let the devil possess...)

I really wanted to unscrew Hijikata's head, but when I asked for two kicks to correct the attribute of Hijikata's mayonnaise brain powder, I clenched my fists when the temples were full of blue veins.

(Well... this kind of answer is not beyond my expectation... I also wondered whether Mr. Hijikata, who was possessed by the exorcist spirit, ran the mayonnaise factory everywhere because he was stimulated by the scarcity of mayonnaise...)

With a wry smile and scratching her cheek, Dongyue felt complicated for the first time that her reasoning was correct.

(...If possible, I really hope Hijikata-san's reason for destroying the world is a more serious and serious reason...)

Otherwise, wouldn't it be too sad that this world and those tragic bosses who were killed by cannon fodder failed to perish after so many tragic disasters?

Dongyue, who was thinking so, couldn't laugh or cry.