The World God Only Knows GS

The sun was high and Kabukicho fell into a peaceful sleep under the scorching sun as always.Only a small number of pedestrians passed by Dengshi Bar and Master House.

"Whoaah~..."

Clutching the messy silver curly hair with one hand and covering his yawning mouth with the other, the sleepy-eyed Gintoki came out of the room.

"Yin Sang, good morning. Hurry up and wash up and come over to have breakfast."

Wearing the big white apron that middle-aged aunts often wear, and wearing a triangular scarf on her head, Shinpachi greeted her like a housewife.At the end, he said to Kagura, who also looked sleepy, "Look, look! Kagura-chan, you eat rice everywhere again! Hurry up and wipe your mouth!"

"..."

Swallowing the complaint of "What kind of breakfast is this time?!" that almost popped out of his throat, Gintoki rolled his eyes and passed by Shinpachi, whose bridge of nose was smashed by Kagura's iron fist.Feeling that his nostrils were itchy, Yin Shi picked his nostrils with his little finger very naturally.

(...Sure enough, yesterday was a dream, right?)

(How can demons and demon hunters exist?)

(Even if both demons and demon hunters really exist, demons must be the kind of guy who can destroy the world with a flick of booger, how could it be a bunch of mayonnaise star people with distorted taste. Demon hunters must also be cool Such as Dante in "Devilmaysmile". How can there be a demon hunter who comes to the door with a black cat, claims to have no combat ability, and pays so much food as a deposit before the Masterhouse agrees to help?)

Stretching out his little finger to flick off the freshly baked booger, Gintoki realized a problem in the next second - if yesterday's experience was all his own dream, how could that big stomach king of Kagura hold the rice cooker now? Big mouth?Gintoki did not forget that the last piece of kombu vinegar and the last two pieces of Joharu's dog food were left in this master house yesterday, which could be called food.

(Difficult to say...)

At this second, Yinshi weighed in his mind whether it would be easier to be starved to death or to be drowned in mayonnaise by the devil would be happier.

"It's okay to waste a little~? Actually, I bought fresh sushi outside just now~"

The voices of girls who obviously did not belong to Kagura, Shinpachi, Joharu, Toshi, Catherine, and Xiaotama resounded in the living room. This voice made Gintoki turn his head like a rusty robot.

(fruit,……)

"Let's eat together~"

Looking at Fuyutsuki who took out a few boxes of luxury sushi from the plastic bag beside him and opened the lid of the sushi box with a smile, Gintoki roared in his heart:

(Isn’t it really a dream?!)

"Wow!! As expected, Moon Tan is the best, Alu!!!"

"This, such expensive sushi...! Can I, we really be together...?"

Kagura's eyes lit up, but Shinpachi sensibly kept a trace of reserve.

"You're welcome, you're welcome~ If it's not enough, I'll just call this store for takeaway~"

Dongyue's words made Yinshi feel what it means to be "rich and powerful".Seeing Yinshi froze in place, Dongyue raised her eyes and smiled at Yinshi: "Mr. Yinshi, hurry up and have breakfast~?"

"Come here~"

Rushed into the bathroom, washed his hands, brushed his teeth, and wiped his face casually, Gintoki rushed back to the living room at the speed of light - since it is obviously better to be a hungry ghost than a hungry ghost, even if the demon hunter who came with delicious food is actually a god of plague , Yinshi is also properly prepared to take refuge in Dongyue, the god of plague.

beep—

Abandoning Shinpachi's very petty civilian dishes, Kagura, whose mouth was full of Arctic shellfish sushi, turned on the TV with the remote control.Seeing this, Shinpachi just wanted to swallow the sea urchin sushi and reprimanded Kagura for saying, "Watching TV while eating is not good for digestion." Then he heard the trembling voice of the female anchor with ghosts and wolves as the background music. broadcast.

"...We are now in front of the Edo Castle Shogun's Mansion!! As you can see! Now the Shogun's Mansion has been occupied by unknown terrorists and transformed into a stronghold! General Tokugawa Momo-sama has also been killed Hostage by terrorists! In order to recapture Lord Shogun, the Shinsengumi and Miuigumi have been mobilized! But the situation is still serious! The efforts of the Shinsengumi and Mihuigumi have failed! Now both inside and outside Edo Castle People keep being attacked by terrorists armed with mayonnaise and buried in mayonnaise! Ahh, cameraman...!!Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Amidst the screams, the remote control in Kagura's hand fell to the floor.The picture was interrupted. Before the interruption, it was a shaky picture in which the female anchor looked back in horror at the huge lump of mayonnaise falling from the sky.

(Ugh...)

At this moment, the three people in Wanshiwu resonated with the same voice: the general's luck is really too bad.

(Although I used to think that the general's luck is very bad...)

Shinpachi pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

(No, no, no, no... Looking at it from another angle, luck can be so bad that you will be involved in some troublesome things every time, but you can still survive in the end. In a sense, it is considered lucky across the ages... !!)

Gintoki pressed his hand to his aching head.

"The young general's luck is so bad that only MADAO can compare, Alu."

Kagura ruthlessly summed up the life of the No.14 General Tokugawa Shigeru, who had the misfortune to lie innocently again.

(Don’t say it out, hey——!!!)

But Gintoki and Shinpachi could only look at Kagura and shout in their hearts.

"Hey~...? It seems that even if you want to eat free food and not work~ After all, if Lord Mao Mao dies, the short and fragile peace that this country has so hard won will start to collapse~"

Dongyue shrugged leisurely as she spoke.It's not that she doesn't care about the general's safety, it's that if General Mao Mao is a character who is easy to die, he should have died long ago.Since the Kongzhi orangutan endowed Mao Mao with the tenacious vitality to survive after experiencing such and such things, Dongyue thought that Mao Mao would not die so easily this time.

It's just that Yinshi and Shinpachi couldn't understand the thoughts of readers like Dongyue.So they will worry about the consequences of a wise general like Mao Mao if he dies at this time.

"... Anyway,"

Wiping the corner of his mouth that was still stained with rice with the back of his hand, Yin Shi grinned with his fish eyes open: "It's time to go for a walk after dinner and punch that messy Duo Chuan Jun."

"oh------!!!"

"Wang woo-!!"

It's rare for the boss to speak seriously, so how can the younger brother ignore it?Kagura and Shinpachi responded in unison.Even Dingchun, who was eating high-grade dog food on his stomach before, sat up and let out a long roar.

Dongyue chuckled because of the scene in front of her.Now she is full of thoughts: "It's so great to see the live version of Manshiwu's dispatch~!" Such thoughts.

Edo Castle · Shogun's Mansion——

"Captain, Captain Okita...!! We, we can't do anything...!!! Even if the deputy chief has become strange—"

The man in the black Shinsengumi uniform bowed his head towards the young man who was facing away from him, his clenched hands were covered with sticky sweat - he really didn't have the courage to disobey the not tall figure in front of him The order given by the young man, but at the same time he did not have the consciousness to kill the boss he admired.

"Isn't it common for the deputy chief to become strange?! We are asked to attack the deputy chief...! We really can't do it...!!!"

The red-brown eyes narrowed slightly, and the brown-haired boy slowly turned his head, scanning the Shinsengumi members behind him who obviously had no fighting spirit with a sharp and cold gaze.His actions made the man who spoke to him tremble with fear.

"...Well... It's not that I don't understand your thinking. After all——"

The boy, Sougo Okita looked again at Toshiro Hijikata who was not far away, whose whole body was wrapped in mayonnaise except his face, who was now standing on the highest point of the Shogun's Mansion and laughing loudly.

"The current soil makes me not even interested in killing him."

"Mr. Wu..."

Gorilla, no, it should be said that Shinsengumi Director Isao Kondo showed a bit of relief and more worry after hearing Sougo say this.

He was relieved that Sougo had no intention of taking this opportunity to kill Hijikata.What he worried about was letting Hijikata go on like this, even if Mao Mao, a general, could forgive Hijikata who didn't know what was wrong, other people or other institutions would punish Hijikata for his crimes.Don't say that the Shinsengumi couldn't protect Hijikata who committed such atrocities, I'm afraid the entire Shinsengumi will be implicated by Hijikata.In the worst case, this incident will even become a "premeditated act of treason" under the manipulation of some people.

But Kondo also understands that the stalemate cannot last long.Now the members of the Shinsengumi are still able to say to Sougo that "you can't face the deputy commander with a blade" just because the people in the Shinsengumi are all from the middle and periphery.It is person who was manipulated by Hijikata with mayonnaise as the main force now by Mihui group.

But even if the Huihui group is an elite group, it won't last long.Because the amount of mayonnaise held by Hijikata seems to be unlimited.And every time the earthwork squeezes enough mayonnaise on the building to turn the building into a mayonnaise factory, the amount of mayonnaise held by the earthwork increases.Then, once the mayonnaise submerges the whole person, it will be forced into the person's mouth and nose until it fills the person's stomach.Once that person's stomach is filled with mayonnaise, that person will completely lose consciousness and become a mayonnaise puppet manipulated by the earthwork.

Seeing that people in the group kept falling down, the mayonnaise puppets manipulated by Earthwork were hard to reduce.One ebbs and another, seeing the return group naturally cannot last too long.Under such circumstances, even if the Zhenxuan Group and the Jianhui Group join forces, things will not turn around much.

There are only two choices left for the Shinsengumi: [-]. When the people who met the group were still stalling for time, they broke into the general's mansion and directly killed Hijikata, who was the source of all the chaos.[-]. Mobilize a large number of artillery and weapons before the earthwork manipulating mayonnaise causes greater damage to this Edo, and at the same time fire at the general's mansion that is being eroded by mayonnaise.The general's mansion, which was about to become a super-large mayonnaise factory, was bombarded to the ground along with the earthwork.

The difficulty of the former is whether someone can break through the defense line of the mayonnaise puppets and kill Earthwork without being suppressed by mayonnaise.The difficulty of the latter is that casualties cannot be avoided.The lives of the mayonnaise puppets manipulated by mayonnaise and the general Mao Mou are not guaranteed.Both options are based on one condition, that is: the earth must be knocked down.

It is not an easy task to knock down a person without losing his life.Besides, the object is that earthwork.It was the "deputy chief of the ghost" who was feared by the entire police organization in the past.At the same time, it is also the current "terrorist" who manipulates mayonnaise, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the mayonnaise devil.

"but……"

Sougo slowly drew his saber from his waist.The blade of Ju Yiwen RX-78 made a slight sound when it left the scabbard, as if it was excited that it was about to be stained with blood donation.

"The thought of having that disgusting yellowish thing stain my sword makes me—"

There was a slight murderous intent in the reddish-brown eyes.

"—I want to hack and kill a few more earthworks——"

The author has something to say: ... originally wanted to update it on my birthday (20th) ... but ... it was still ... late ... unhappy ... (rolling all over the floor