[Quick Transmigration] Daily life of civil servants in the underworld

"Name?"

"Gu Lin'an."

"gender?"

"……male."

"age?"

"23."

"Species?"

"Uh... what?"

"Looking at your dull look, it must be because humans haven't run away." After saying this, the sea blue budgerigar lowered its head and clicked on the light screen a few times with its paws, and then asked without raising its head, "Why did you die?" of?"

Gu Linan was confused, "Huh?"

Finally the budgerigar was willing to raise his head and glanced at him with his small mung bean-like eyes, "May I ask you, how did you die?"

"How did I die?" After repeating the parrot's question, Gu Linan managed to find the key point, and he was suddenly shocked, "I died?"

"Otherwise?" the budgerigar asked back, "how do you think you got to the underworld?"

Gu Lin'an asked again in a daze: "Is this the underworld?"

This time the budgerigar didn't answer him anymore, but looked at him like an idiot—although Gu Linan found it strange how he could see so many emotions from those small mung bean eyes, but The budgerigar is indeed despising itself, and it is right—it just sighed, and then said: "Forget it, I won't ask you anymore, seeing you like this, you must be dead for a while It's time. I don't know what happened to the forensics department, even this kind of black household was put into the examination room."

The voice of the latter sentence was relatively soft, and Gu Linan couldn't hear it very clearly. Just as he was about to ask, the budgerigar spoke again. Its voice sounded like an ordinary man's voice, but his tone was rather impatient, "Okay , I have already recorded all your information, hurry up and take the exam! Remember, you are already 10 minutes late in two hours, hurry up!"

Gu Lin'an continued to be confused: "...What exam?"

Pointing at the back of his head with his paw, Gu Lin'an realized that a huge banner had been drawn above the parrot, which read "Global Civil Servant Examination Center——I wish all candidates the gold list titles".

Gu Lin'an: "..."

Help!Why did he find himself in a completely strange place as soon as he woke up?Then there is a budgerigar who can speak human language.The parrot also said that he was dead, and asked him to take the civil service examination in the underworld... What happened to all this?

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Gu Linan, who was completely confused about the situation, walked into the legendary civil servant examination room in the underworld in a daze. The examination room looked a bit like an ancient Chinese tribute courtyard. As soon as Gu Linan entered, he saw that there were already 30 seats at the table for 29 people. , young and old, all dressed in different styles.Everyone was immersed in writing something on the table one by one, and no one looked at him when he came in.

And at the front of the examination room, there was a snow-white... Samoyed?

When Samoyed saw him, he was also uttering human words, and his male voice was particularly forceful: "The one who is late, please sit down in the empty seat quickly, so as not to affect other people's answering papers."

Gu Lin'an: "..."

Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals could not become refined?What is going on with this human-speaking dog in front of him?Forget about parrots, this kind of talking creature can really light up the skill of speaking human, but what about Samoyed?Did he cross over?Traveled to a strange different dimension?

A lot of questions popped up in my heart instantly, but Gu Linan wisely didn't ask any more questions, but obediently went to the remaining empty seat and sat down.There was a test paper on the table, with the words "Application of Comprehensive Ability in Examination for Civil Servants in the Underworld" written on it.

Three black lines slid down his forehead, and Gu Linan silently spread out the test paper.

The first question: Zhao Li fell in love with Jinxiu, the only daughter of King Guang of Qin, but at the same time accepted the courtship of Pearl, the youngest daughter of King Chujiang, so the three formed a love triangle. Find the area of ​​this triangle.

Gu Lin'an: O__O...what the hell?jump over!

Question [-]: According to the spirit of the [-]th Plenary Session of the [-]th Central Committee of the Prefectural Government, please make relevant suggestions for the difficulties existing in the demolition work of the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development.

Gu Lin'an: ...continue to skip!

Question [-]: Write three poems about hell, and use one of them as the theme to analyze the Buddhist thought in it.

Gu Lin'an: ...Fall!Nima, can you answer this question?

After only reading three questions, he was so shocked that he didn't have the mood to continue answering the questions. Gu Lin'an finally decided to figure out what was going on in his current situation. It hurts, but he can't remember anything except his name and age in his memory. Instead, because his eyes are staring blankly at the front left, he has attracted the attention of the invigilator Samoyed.

"The examinee who just came in pays attention! Do your own test paper, don't stare at others!"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

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Two hours passed almost in a daze. Gu Linan wrote something casually on the test paper, and when the time was up, he handed in the paper right away—don't ask him where the pen came from, the civil service exam in the local government still provides 2B pencils and black pens, couldn't be more thoughtful!

After coming out of the examination room, before the confused Gu Linan had time to find someone to inquire about the situation here, he was patted hard on the shoulder, "Hey, buddies! I think you are very unfamiliar, you probably didn't come from our cram school. ?”

Gu Linan turned around, "Huh?"

Standing behind him was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy with picturesque eyebrows and a tall body, as delicate as a person walking out of an ancient painting.A white shirt embroidered with silver and dark patterns is full of antiquity, and a watery and transparent Chilong jade pendant around his waist shows that he is either rich or noble, but his carefree way of speaking makes Gu Linan feel very disobedient.

#The style of painting is completely wrong, okay? #

Silently complaining in the bottom of her heart, Gu Linan asked with a dull face: "What cram school?"

The young man answered as a matter of course: "Take the civil service cram school!" As he spoke, he glanced at Gu Lin'an, who was still in a daze, "You haven't even heard of the Zhonggong cram school, have you? It's the biggest in the whole underworld. Take the civil service cram school!"

Gu Lin'an: "...Sorry, I'm new here."

"Newcomer?" The young man obviously didn't believe his words, "How could a newcomer take the civil servant exam? You must be cheating on me!"

I think the whole world is on my ass!

Gu Linan, who was confused by the malice of the world, thought so, but he still looked at the boy seriously and explained: "I'm really new here. I don't know what's going on, anyway, when I consciously I saw a budgerigar, and it asked me my name, species, and so on, and then let me in for the exam."

Maybe it was because his expression was too sincere, or maybe the young man was moved by his eyes, after Gu Linan finished speaking, the young man frowned for a while and said: "So, you should be a ghost who just died... Teacher Zhang is really serious, why did you let a wandering soul like you come in for the exam without checking it out?"

Gu Linan asked curiously, "Teacher Zhang?"

The boy replied casually: "Oh, it's the budgerigar you mentioned. He is a pet kept by Lord Ming, and he will come to the examination room to help at this time of year every year."

Gu Lin'an: "..." Are you sure this parrot is here to help and not to cause trouble?

"What about the big white dog just now?"

"That's Director Bai of the Education Bureau, and he's not a big white dog, but Bai Ze, okay?" As he said that, the boy in white couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Bai Ze?" Gu Lin'an was taken aback, "Is it the famous mythical beast on Kunlun Mountain?"

The boy in white nodded naturally, "Yes, that's him!"

Gu Lin'an: "Hehe..." He must have messed up some dimension, he always felt that nothing in this world was right!

The boy in white didn't think so, he asked Gu Lin'an: "Have you reported to the Ghost Society Bureau?"

Gu Linan was stunned x3: "What the hell social situation?"

The boy in white said calmly, "It's the Ghost Power Resources and Social Security Bureau. Didn't you hear about it when you were in the human world?"

Gu Lin'an, who instantly turned into a violent face: "...I thought it was human... that is unique to human beings."

The boy in white laughed three times when he heard the words, "How is it possible? Now the three worlds are completely integrated. We also have things in the human world, and we may have things that are not in the human world." After a pause, he Showing off, he said, "Do you know the iPhone? It's only 6plus in the human world, and it's almost 9 on our side! Residents in the underworld really like Jobs' design, and he's still developing it here!"

Gu Lin'an: "..." Give Jobs a lot of wax for Jobs who still can't rest well after death!

The white-clothed boy ignored him, and then gave him popular science: "According to general principles, after you humans die, ghost messengers will go to the human world to extradite you, and then bring you to the judicial division to observe your good and evil values ​​​​while you were alive. The situation decides whether you should go to reincarnation or stay in the underworld. It's strange for someone like you to wake up here...Where is your extradition person?"

Gu Linan's face was paralyzed: "I also want to ask this question."

The boy in white choked up suddenly, and changed the subject in an instant: "Then do you remember what happened before you were alive?"

Gu Linan shook his head, "I can't remember at all."

The boy in white frowned, "Can't even remember the name?"

Gu Linan replied quietly: "I only remember the name and age."

The boy in white immediately became interested, "Then what's your name?"

"Gu Lin'an, Gu Nian's Gu, Lin'an's Chuyu's Lin'an."

"So your name is Gu Lin'an!" The boy in white suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled, his crooked brows instantly smudged with a peach color, and he said briskly, "My name is Rong Jing, Rong is the face of the face, and the scene is the scene of the scene. "

"Rongjing." Gu Linan lowered his eyes, and softly read the boy's name.For some reason, the name sounds a little familiar.

"Hey!" The white-clothed boy who thought he was calling him immediately responded cheerfully, "Well, it's fate to meet each other, I'll take you to the Ghost Society Bureau to see if I can find out about you. Ordinary ghosts and spirits will have registered content in the Bureau of Ghost Society."

Finally, it is possible to know some news about his life, Gu Linan expressed his satisfaction.So he walked out of the Gongyuan (?) with the friend (road) friend (person) he just met. When he went out, the white-clothed boy greeted the budgerigar, "Mr. Zhang, you have worked hard!"

Mr. Zhang, the budgerigar, ignored his flattery, and glanced at Gu Linan with his small mung bean-like eyes, "Boy Rong, why did you go with this SB?"

Gu Linan who is called SB: "=__="

Rong Jing also pointed at Gu Lin'an, "He said he couldn't remember what happened before his death, so I'll take him to the Ghost Society Bureau."

The budgerigar waved its wings, "Oh! Then go quickly, lest they get off work later, and there will be no one there."

Rong Jing smiled freely: "Okay, Teacher Zhang, shall we go then?"

The parrot flapped its wings, and Rong Jing dragged Gu Lin'an away.

But behind what Gu Linan couldn't see, a pair of eyes shining with faint purple light kept staring at him.It wasn't until the backs of the two disappeared that a gust of wind blew up from the spot, and a huge three-legged strange bird soared into the sky, with its spread wings covering half of the underworld.

The author has something to say:

New pit!

This is actually an anti-rebirth and anti-time travel article under the banner of civil servants' daily life!

There are a little more things to do in the graduation season, and the old pits will be filled within this month.

This article is tentatively scheduled to be updated daily, and will ask for leave in advance if the update is stopped. The update time is 9 o'clock every night.