man of oz

The 21st day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar is the full moon day of Lu Yuege's eldest cousin Luo Duofu, who had a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses. There was only one family in Yalin village that gave birth to a pair of daughter twins.

And the day of the two little great-great-grandchildren's full moon wine happened to be on the same day as the grandma's 97th birthday, which can be described as a happy occasion.

There are many long-lived elders in the Shanlin generation. There are three elders in Yalin who are over 95 years old. One is the same age as the grandmother, and the other is 99 years old, but their health is not as good as that of the grandmother. The grandmother is still in good health. Illness, slightly bent waist, wearing reading glasses can read scriptures, helping others, smoking dry tobacco and drinking rice wine, people in the village say that she will definitely live to be more than 100 years old.

Uncle is happy to have twin grandchildren, and grandma has a long life. This is a great auspicious omen, so the wedding banquet is naturally very grand.

In Yalin, the Luo family is a big surname, a big family, so the grandma's birthday banquet and the full moon wine for the twins, the uncle entertained many people, not to mention the people in the village, even the relatives in the surrounding towns and counties. Yes, my cousin also invited a lot of relatives, it was very lively.

As usual, Lu Yuege was going to help out in the back kitchen. As early as two days before the banquet, he and a few elders went to the county to buy firecrackers, drinks, candy, vegetables and meat, and bought three pigs alone.

Lu Baijing and Luo Xiaogui are also back. Nong Zijian is the first time seeing Lu Yuege's parents. They look very young. Lu Yuege said that his father and mother are only one year apart, and he was born before he was full. , now Lu Yuege is 22 years old, they are only 40 years old, they look very young.

Nongzijian quietly observed his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and found that Yue Ge looked more like his father, with exactly the same eyebrows, eyes and nose, hair, lips, and white skin like Luo Xiaogui, which completely combined the advantages of both of them, and the blue was better than the blue.

The first time he talked to his father-in-law and mother-in-law, Nong Zijian was so nervous that his palms were sweating. Luckily, Luo Xiaogui had a gentle temper. She was very happy that her son had such a good friend.

Lu Baijing doesn't talk much, like his elder brother, and Mr. Lan Tang. When he is not familiar with him, Nongzijian doesn't know how to get along with such a person.

On the day of the banquet, they arrived at the grandma's house early. Because it happened to be the weekend, there were a lot of adults and children. There were many people coming and going inside and outside the house, and even many tables were set up on the grain drying ground.

Nongzijian and Lu Yuege first went to the house to see the cousin and the twin nephews. The two babies, who were almost identical, were lying in the arms of their mother and grandmother. The little babies had quite black hair and their faces had grown. Quite a lot, fleshy, looking at the people in the room with watery black eyes, very cute.

Nongzijian thought of his nephew's appearance when he was a child. When Sensen was born, he was only in the first year of high school. When he held the little baby for the first time, his hands were stiff, for fear of breaking the soft little angel.

The room was full of women and girls, Lu Yuege and Nongzijian stayed for a while and then went to the back kitchen.

Yesterday they drove to the county to buy vegetables, chicken, duck and fish, and when they came back, they made braised pork.

Lu Yuege learned the skill of making braised meat from the elders in many such banquets, from selecting meat to frying, to preparing ingredients, and finally to steaming with taro. The powdered taro is sandwiched between two pieces of braised pork, which is the perfect match. The taste is fat but not greasy, and it is an indispensable dish at the banquet.

The women are in charge of washing the vegetables and dishes, while the men are cooking in the kitchen. When there are enough people in the kitchen, Nongzijian helps to serve the dishes.The banquets in the countryside are all flowing banquets. The food is served as soon as people come, and the table is cleaned up before the next group of people continue.

Children like to play with Nongzi Jian, and a few children have been running behind his buttocks. There is no need to serve food for a while, so he plays with them in the open space next to the kitchen.

A child who had just finished watching twins ran over from the house, and he asked Nongzijian, "Brother Zijian, are you married and have children?"

Nongzijian choked, "Not yet."

But it's been set for life.

"My sister is not married either. You can marry my sister, and then you can have children." Said the boy about seven or eight years old, sniffling his nose.

Nongzijian is sweating, the little guy is really good, he can be a matchmaker at a young age.

"No, my older sister is prettier, and it's better for Brother Zijian to be with my older sister!" Another little girl said.

"My sister is the only one who is beautiful! Your sister is fierce. My father said you can't marry a fierce woman!"

"My sister is the most beautiful!"

"My sister is the most beautiful in the world!"

"My sister is Quanquan Quanquan... the most beautiful in the universe! Brother Zijian is the best, the best, the best... the best match!"

The two children were blushing from the fight.

Tong Yanwuji, the adults next to him were all laughing, Nongzijian blushed, he pulled away the two children who were about to fight, "Don't quarrel, my brother already has someone he likes, so I can't be with you guys." sister together."

Someone next to him made a fuss, "Zijian, the girl from Laojiu's family and the girl from Aunt Ba's family are really good. They have been washing dishes and vegetables this morning. To marry a wife, you must marry a hardworking and beautiful one. Choose one."

"Uncle, stop joking..." Nongzijian was so embarrassed that he wanted to run into the kitchen, but the two children refused to let him go. They insisted on making him choose between their older sisters, and everyone else couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Zijian, just marry my sister, and you will have twins at that time, how wonderful!" The little boy said to Nongzijian, pulling his head up while pulling Nongzijian's clothes.

At this time, a thin girl came over, her cheeks were bright red and she twisted the little boy's ears, she was a very aggressive girl, "Little bastard, my face is going to be ashamed to death by you! Hurry up and go to eat. "

Regardless of the booing from the people next to her, she smiled shyly at the equally embarrassed Nongzijian, "The children are talking nonsense, don't pay attention to them."

"It's all right." Nongzijian scratched his head, really embarrassed.

He didn't know that the people in the village saw their hard work, not to mention whether he was from the city or not, his hard work, his upright and resolute face, and his sunny and smiling face were all very impressive no matter what he looked at. A suitable son-in-law candidate.

I don't know which girl is so lucky.

Nongzijian entered the kitchen, and Lu Yuege served him a bowl of pig's feet and soybean soup, "Are they messing with you again?"

"Adults and children are helping Zijian choose a wife. The daughter of the Laojiu family and the daughter of the eighth aunt of the Lan family, who do you think is more suitable in June?" An uncle next to the stove laughed.

Lu Yuege glanced at Nongzijian and said with a smile, "The one he likes is the most suitable."

When there were only the two of them left in the kitchen, Lu Yuege asked Nongzijian, "Who do you think is more suitable?"

"cough……"

"Having a baby? Do you want a boy or a girl?" Lu Yuege continued to ask.

"Hey, that's fine!" Nongzijian said helplessly, "I'm really wronged when a pot flies from the sky while a person sits at home."

"Hmph," Lu Yuege narrowed his eyes, and whispered a meaningful sentence in Nongzijian's ear, "It seems that I still have to work harder... I will let you have my baby tonight."

Nongzijian was so ashamed that he almost jumped up, what the hell, can this topic not be so violent!We are all men, so it is impossible for us to have that function, okay!

In fact, it’s no wonder that he reacted so strongly. When he was struggling to avoid Lu Yuege before, he searched a lot of things on the Internet, and then read a very curious short story. The story said that the hero came from a very mysterious nation. He has the ability to make a man conceive and give birth to a child. The other male protagonist became pregnant after being xxooed by him. His belly is getting bigger and bigger, and the process of giving birth is still very tragic... The author's description is very clear. Nongzijian only feels like a chrysanthemum. Tight, I was so shaken that my three views were cracked.

Holy shit, it's just horrible.

They have discussed about the child.

Some time ago, when the farming was busy, the millet piled up at home had to be dried and the peanuts in the field had to be pulled. They dried the millet on the roof of the building in the morning, and then went down the mountain to pull the peanuts from the field. The peanut field is not too far from home. It will take about ten minutes.

The weather in summer is often like playing games. In the afternoon, the foot of the mountain in the east was covered with darkness. The two put down their work and hurried home on the small electric donkey. A few drops of rain fell from the sky halfway, and when they hurried to the At the top of the building, the dark clouds drifted away again.

Nongzijian panted and sat at the door fanning the wind with a straw hat, "Damn... How many times a day does this damn weather play tricks on us, it would be great if there is someone to watch the house."

Lu Yuege paused for a moment. It is rainy in this season. Usually, young and middle-aged people are working outside, and the elderly and children are fighting for the rain at home...

child.

Will Zijian want a child?Even if you don't want to now, what about later?

The children in the village like Nongzijian very much, and Nongzijian is also very patient with them. It seems that he likes children very much.

But they are all men, how could they give birth to their own children...

"Zijian...do you want a child?" Lu Yuege asked.

"Ah? What child?" Nongzijian was puzzled, and the topic jumped too fast.

"Child, give birth to... a child."

"But," Nongzijian glanced at Lu Yuege up and down, and said with a smile, "You can't give birth."

"Oh, it means you can give birth?" Lu Yuege patted Nongzijian's ass, and laughed, "It's upturned and round...the possibility of your birth is indeed relatively high."

"Go away!" Nongzijian laughed and covered his face with a straw hat.

Lu Yuege leaned against the door, "You like children very much, and you have a way of dealing with them."

"It's okay, maybe it's because I watched Sensen and Xinxin grow up, and I have some experience in taking care of them." Nongzijian probably knew what he wanted to say, "Then what do you think?"

"I just... never thought about this issue, ever since I knew I don't like women, I haven't thought about it..." He is used to being free, many of his peers in the village are already married and have children, so he went to drink full moon wine , but I never thought about what my future child would be like.

"I haven't thought about it either, I haven't thought about it before, and I haven't thought about it when I'm with you." Nongzijian said, two men can't have a child at all, and the parents haven't passed the test yet. He didn't think about it... Youduwu and Jiji are almost the same.

Difficulty Moon Song wants?

Lu Yuege said, "Everyone wants a child, and I'm worried that you will want a child too in the future. For adoption and surrogacy..."

"Why do you think so far away?" Nongzijian said, "It doesn't matter if you have children...as long as you can be with you. Children are not so easy to raise. You don't know how mischievous Sensen and Xinxin are, my sister-in-law I was tired and thin during that time, raising a child was more tiring than doing anything else.”

"But if you think about it carefully, it would be nice to have a child..." Nongzijian coughed, a little embarrassed, "It would be great if medicine improved a bit, then we can... hey, you know what, I said earlier I read a book for a while, and there were men who gave birth to children. Damn, you don't know how miserable the author wrote about the male protagonist, and gave birth to scumbag children on the battlefield..."

Lu Yuege listened to Nongzijian's description of the story. They were both men, and they all sympathetically clamped Jiji and Chrysanthemum in silence for the strong man.

"If I really had that ability, I wouldn't let you suffer like that..." Lu Yuege said.

"Go away, I'll let you have enough tonight!" Nongzijian kicked him with a smile.

He thought for a while, if a man can give birth, it seems that he really has to be himself, after all, his physical fitness is better than Yue Ge's, and seeing his body that can't get fat no matter how much he eats, it won't work-I'll go, wait!I'm thinking about something with heavy taste again!

How can a man have children!