man of oz
Chapter 26
Today is the third day back, the weather is exceptionally good, the sun is shining, the temperature is not too high, it is a good weather for camping in the wild.
After breakfast, Lu Yuege packed the prepared rice balls, noodles, rice, oil and salt, soy sauce, white wine and other food and seasonings into bags separately, and then put the hatchet, saber, flashlight, fishhook, lighter, as well as paper towels and towels Daily necessities such as toothpaste and toothbrush are also placed in the bamboo basket.
Nongzijian is responsible for carrying clothes, tents, moisture-proof pads and rubber boats.
Prepared enough food and water for the chickens, ducks and horses. Chirp stayed at home to take care of the house. Meng Renfeng would come back to take care of the house in the afternoon. The two of them carried their things on their backs and took Du Wu out to go down the mountain. In the mountains miles away.
The mountain roads are rugged, and sometimes you have to climb over mountains, cross valleys, and cross streams. The more steep the place, the more beautiful the scenery.
Nongzijian kept clicking with his mobile phone along the way, recording the beautiful scenery in the mobile phone, and also freezing Lu Yuege's figure together.
When Lu Yuege came back from vacation, he didn't wear T-shirts very much. He seemed to like this kind of old-fashioned double-breasted coarse cloth clothes, with a belt of the same color tied around his waist, which didn't look rustic at all. The old-fashioned clothes set off his handsome face and long flowing hair , making him look like a ghost in the mountains.
Nongzijian looked at the person on the phone and thought, hey, how did he make such a handsome friend? If other girls see him like this, will I be even more unmarketable...
They walked through the river ditch, under the blue sky, there were several white long-legged birds pecking in the swamp wetland, which was a picture of wild cranes in the clouds.
Nongzijian also went to the zoo a few times when he was a child. He always felt that the animals in the zoo were too pitiful. The gorgeous peacocks on TV became dirty in the zoo, and the little rabbits were so fed by tourists that they couldn’t walk. The chilling poisonous snake can only be nested in a small glass box, the dirty elephant with broken tusks walks back and forth in the small enclosure, its eyes are desolate and numb, and the tiger known as the king of beasts is so thin Skinny, lying on the bed lazily...
There are mountains, vegetation, rivers and lakes, and the vast nature with companions is their home.
The two stood high on the bank and looked at the birds in the swamp. Afraid of frightening the white elves, Nongzijian asked in a low voice, "Is this a crane? But it seems that there are only cranes in the north."
"That's an egret. We have a small number of them here, and the number of them has grown in the past few years when returning farmland to forests. This bird also likes to spoil crops, and is as unpopular as wild boars in the village." Lu Yuege explained all the way in front of the tour guide.
"But it's really beautiful. Look at such long legs and such white feathers. If she were to be transformed into a human being, she would definitely be a fairy with long legs and a temperament." An actress with white bird temperament.
Lu Yuege is helpless, this guy is too straightforward, he can think of women when he sees beautiful flowers and animals, "Don't think that beautiful is harmless, those brightly colored mushrooms, spiders, and snakes are often highly poisonous. Be careful."
Nongzijian looked at him, "Hey, are you too?"
Lu Yuege was puzzled, "What is it?"
"You look good too, aren't you poisonous too?" Nongzijian looked him up and down and said with a smile.
Lu Yuege glanced at him, and smiled dangerously, "You will know in the future."
Nongzi cut with his sword.
The two continued to walk forward, and there were many delicious wild fruits hidden among the boundless mountains, rocks, vegetation, wild grapes by the river ditches, five-finger peaches by the fields in the valley, purple-black twisted seeds on the hills and mountains, thorny Wild berries, ground loquat, unknown spicy small wild fruit, the wild fruit named Goudandan because of its shape, immature hard-bangbang wild guava...
They came to a rocky mountain with many shrubs, and the most brilliant blooms were twigs and wild peonies, among which the shorter Osmanthus japonica grew so luxuriantly that it seemed that it would not sink if one lay on it.
Walking to the other side of the mountain, there is a large area of artificially planted sand wood and pine wood. Lu Yuege said that this is planted by their family. The wood processed by these two trees is of good quality and corrosion-resistant, but the maturity period is long, and it takes more than ten years to mature. felling.
After climbing a few more mountains, it will no longer belong to their village.The virgin forest is inaccessible, there are many kinds of trees, and the climate is a little different.
A chubby squirrel jumped onto the branch of the pine tree next to them, and Nongzi stopped for fear of scaring this cute and cute creature.
Lu Yuege took out a few peanut kernels, put them in the palm of his hand and stretched them out. The chubby squirrel hesitated for a while, then jumped onto his hand, picked up the peanut kernels with two tiny paws, and stuffed them into his mouth, so cute It melts people's hearts.
The soil at the foot of the mountain is fertile and moist, the forest is dense, and the trees are tall. In order to compete for sunlight, many vines rush out of the dense forest to obtain sunlight by climbing other trees.
Nongzi raised his neck and wondered how tall this big tree was. It would take three people to hug the trunk. The rough black bark had taken root here for many years.
Next to it, a thigh-thick vine was circling around the trunk, some of which had already been cut into the trunk, and the tree and the vine seemed to have become one.
Nongzijian looked at the two lingering plants, and he thought of a song, "June, can you sing that song? There are only trees wrapped around vines in the mountains, and even..."
Lu Yuege can really sing, he opened his mouth and came:
There are only vines entwining trees in the mountains. How can there be trees entwining vines in this world?
If the ivy does not wrap around the tree, what a waste of a spring, another spring
Bamboo should be taken, you won't take it, bamboo shoots should be kept, you won't be kept
Hydrangea should be picked up, you don't pick it up, leave your hands empty, pick up sorrow
Lian Lian, we will be friends for a hundred years
Who died at the age of 97? Naihe waited on the bridge for three years
Who died at the age of 97? Naihe waited three years on the bridge, waited three years
The song was clear and melodious, and Du Wu wagged his tail at his master, opening his mouth as if smiling and praising the song. The squirrel on the tree was startled by his song, and got into the dense leaves. After a while, he jumped onto the branch again, blinking his small eyes and looking at the people under the tree.
This is a national love song. Lu Yuege looked at Nongzijian while singing, his eyes and singing voice were full of affection.
I like you and want to be with you. After I die at the age of [-], I can meet you again in the next cycle.
Nongzijian doesn't understand his friendship. Sometimes he thinks that Lu Yuege is a bit mysterious and weird, and his eyes are very seductive, but he has lived in the world where men and women fall in love and get married since he was a child. He still can't understand his eyes, nor can he understand to a man's affection.
Therefore, Lu Yuege was doomed to be unrequitedly in love with him at the beginning.
He just thinks this song is nice now, and many young people think that folk songs are a bit "earthy", but when you are really in the environment depicted in the song, you will find that these songs are really nice.
The most common animal in the mountains that is not afraid of people is the macaque. Their similar species, the golden monkey, the black langur, and the white-headed langur are relatively rare. Among them, the white-headed langur belongs to the national first-class wild animal protection, and it is only distributed in the southwest of China.
On a tall and straight tree, several brown-haired, red-faced and long-tailed monkeys were scratching their ears and cheeks on the branches, or playing and playing in twos and threes, swinging between the branches, and there were mother monkeys holding their little monkeys. Cuddling in my arms and brushing...
Seeing the old friend coming, several monkeys hula-la jumped down from the tree and surrounded him. Two monkeys squatted in front of Lu Yuege, and one jumped onto his shoulder, pawing his long bundled hair with its paws. ponytail.
It was the first time that Nongzijian had close contact with so many monkeys, and he was really afraid of being scratched and bitten by this wild monkey.
Lu Yuege put his arms around his shoulders, "These are my friends, I know them well, don't be afraid, just don't provoke them, little things can hold grudges." He stretched out his hand towards them while talking, "Come on, shake hands ,Getting acquainted."
Animals have a natural thirst for food, and finally Nongzi Jian bought them with a few sand pears.
He was squatting halfway, carefully stroking the head of a little monkey, when a sudden impact hit his back, he couldn't stand still, and almost fell to the ground.
Turning his head, he saw a big monkey squatting on the backpack behind him, taking out an umbrella and a piece of sugar cane from the side pocket of his backpack.
Its fingers are as nimble as humans, holding an umbrella in its left hand, tearing off the peaked cap on Nongzi's sword head with his right hand, putting it on his own head, and then leaping up the tree triumphantly.
The peaked cap was scrambled and snatched by several monkeys on the tree, and was finally thrown on a high branch.
Nongzijian couldn't laugh or cry, Lu Yuege put the basket on the ground, "I'll get it back for you!"
Then Nongzijian's eyes widened.
Lu Yuesinger climbed up the big tree with both hands and feet, and his movements were as flexible and light as those monkeys. In a few seconds, he climbed to the tree branch with a height of more than three meters, and then stretched his arms to grab the branch above his head for support, like a gymnast It was the same, and he directly supported it. He also walked a few steps on the branch, and continued to support it after finding a suitable branch.
The leaves rustled down, and Nongzijian was sweating in his heart, wow, what a handsome man he is, he really thinks he is Tarzan of the ape!What if it falls from such a high place!
"June, come down quickly! Isn't it just a hat, when they get tired of playing, they will throw it down!"
A few monkeys also jumped up and down following Lu Yuege, and the woods became lively, with the sound of rustling leaves, creaking monkey calls.
Lu Yuege laughed out loud. He actually wanted to play on his own. He hadn't climbed a tree so happily for a long time. He said on it, "I have to take it down, and I'll be bitten by them later."
After a while, Lu Yuege took his hat and jumped onto a branch closer to the ground. He threw the hat to Nongzi Jian, "These monkeys are so naughty, they all got scratched."
"Damn, awesome, you look as flexible as they climb up the tree, you won't die if you fall!" Nongzijian picked up a pine nut and threw it at him, "Come down quickly, show me what's the use of being handsome!"
The monkeys and ghosts on the ground also imitated the movements of Nongzi's sword, picking up fruits, leaves and mud and stones on the ground, and throwing them at Lu Yuege who was shaking and laughing while holding the branches with both hands.
"Oops! Hey!" Lu Yuege, who was hit by the hit, cried out in embarrassment.
Nongzijian was taken aback. The monkey was eager to imitate human movements, and he took the lead in making such a dangerous move!Look at that monkey holding an egg and a big rock. If it is thrown at a person, it will definitely have a bloody head.
He waved his hand and hissed a few times to drive away the mischievous monkeys, then ran under the tree, opened his arms to the dangling people and shouted, "Come down soon!"
Seeing that he was so worried about herself, Lu Yuege couldn't help feeling a little sweet in her heart.His feet were only a little over one meter from the ground, he let go of the branch, and threw himself into Nongzijian's arms with a smile.
The two rolled to the thick grass next to them, and the monkeys on the ground were frightened and jumped aside.
Lu Yuege pressed against Nongzijian's firm and warm body with a sneer, and didn't get up, her face buried in his neck, chest against chest, hip against hip.
With a weight of more than 100 catties on his body, Nongzijian bared his teeth and stretched out his hand to pull Lu Yuege's ponytail, "Damn, I'm about to be injured internally, you treat yourself as a girl who weighs more than [-] catties, why don't you get out of here!"
Lu Yuege smiled and got off him, turned over and lay down on the grass.
The monkeys gathered again, surrounded them, and imitated them to lie on the ground with their feet upside down. A leather monkey picked up Lu Yuege's big straw hat, jumped up a big tree, climbed the branch and jumped to another tree up, and grinned at the people under the tree.
"Hey, you don't deserve a beating." Nongzi laughed angrily. He stood up and walked under the tree, looked up at the monkey on the tree, spat on the palm of his hand and rubbed his hands together, "I will too. Climb a tree and watch me."
I don't know what kind of tree this tree is. The gray-white main trunk is bare and has no point of strength. Nongzijian clamped the trunk with both legs, and climbed up with both hands.
This was much more difficult than imagined, his legs and hands were extremely strenuous, and it took him a long time to climb to a height of more than three meters.
"Hey, can you do it? Come down." Lu Yuege shouted from below.
Nongzijian blushed, and he looked up. There was at least one meter away before he could grab a branch, but his arms were already trembling a little, and his palms were burning.
In order to save face, he insisted on moving up a few inches, but the monkey threw the hat down.
"Come down quickly." Lu Yuege shouted from below.
This kind of bare tree is more difficult to get down than to climb.Nongzijian really felt it now, because his whole body was attached to the tree trunk, and the place between his legs was also rubbed, which is the most vulnerable place of a man... Nongzijian wanted to cry but had no tears, JJdan-dan It hurts so much...
When he was almost down, his face was almost contorted, motherfucker!If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be brave.
As a man, Lu Yuege could imagine his pain when looking at his climbing posture.So he stretched out his hands below to support Nongzi Jian's buttocks to help him save his strength, and when he came down a little bit, he put his arms around his waist and hugged him down.
"Are you alright?" Lu Yuege asked, holding back a smile.
"Fuck, fuck, the egg really hurts!" Nongzijian bent over and turned around to check himself, and it really turned a little red from the abrasion.
Lu Yuege took a glance at the little guy, who was huddled pitifully in the dense forest. He resisted the urge to comfort him, cleared his throat and said, "Are you okay? I just wanted to tell you not to climb that naked Tree, you just climbed up, but you ended up rubbing against the egg, right?"
Nongzijian tied up his belt and sat on the ground, fanning his sweaty head with his hat, "I think it shouldn't be difficult to climb, who knew it would be so strenuous. The tree you climbed was also straight and smooth, why didn't you take any trouble?" What a look."
"I've practiced this since I was a child. You need to hold steady and fast," Lu Yuege unscrewed the bottle cap and handed him the water bottle, and said with a smirk, "Also, I basically rely on my hands and feet, and I don't know how to rub my own eggs. tree."
"...Damn, I know you are amazing."
After breakfast, Lu Yuege packed the prepared rice balls, noodles, rice, oil and salt, soy sauce, white wine and other food and seasonings into bags separately, and then put the hatchet, saber, flashlight, fishhook, lighter, as well as paper towels and towels Daily necessities such as toothpaste and toothbrush are also placed in the bamboo basket.
Nongzijian is responsible for carrying clothes, tents, moisture-proof pads and rubber boats.
Prepared enough food and water for the chickens, ducks and horses. Chirp stayed at home to take care of the house. Meng Renfeng would come back to take care of the house in the afternoon. The two of them carried their things on their backs and took Du Wu out to go down the mountain. In the mountains miles away.
The mountain roads are rugged, and sometimes you have to climb over mountains, cross valleys, and cross streams. The more steep the place, the more beautiful the scenery.
Nongzijian kept clicking with his mobile phone along the way, recording the beautiful scenery in the mobile phone, and also freezing Lu Yuege's figure together.
When Lu Yuege came back from vacation, he didn't wear T-shirts very much. He seemed to like this kind of old-fashioned double-breasted coarse cloth clothes, with a belt of the same color tied around his waist, which didn't look rustic at all. The old-fashioned clothes set off his handsome face and long flowing hair , making him look like a ghost in the mountains.
Nongzijian looked at the person on the phone and thought, hey, how did he make such a handsome friend? If other girls see him like this, will I be even more unmarketable...
They walked through the river ditch, under the blue sky, there were several white long-legged birds pecking in the swamp wetland, which was a picture of wild cranes in the clouds.
Nongzijian also went to the zoo a few times when he was a child. He always felt that the animals in the zoo were too pitiful. The gorgeous peacocks on TV became dirty in the zoo, and the little rabbits were so fed by tourists that they couldn’t walk. The chilling poisonous snake can only be nested in a small glass box, the dirty elephant with broken tusks walks back and forth in the small enclosure, its eyes are desolate and numb, and the tiger known as the king of beasts is so thin Skinny, lying on the bed lazily...
There are mountains, vegetation, rivers and lakes, and the vast nature with companions is their home.
The two stood high on the bank and looked at the birds in the swamp. Afraid of frightening the white elves, Nongzijian asked in a low voice, "Is this a crane? But it seems that there are only cranes in the north."
"That's an egret. We have a small number of them here, and the number of them has grown in the past few years when returning farmland to forests. This bird also likes to spoil crops, and is as unpopular as wild boars in the village." Lu Yuege explained all the way in front of the tour guide.
"But it's really beautiful. Look at such long legs and such white feathers. If she were to be transformed into a human being, she would definitely be a fairy with long legs and a temperament." An actress with white bird temperament.
Lu Yuege is helpless, this guy is too straightforward, he can think of women when he sees beautiful flowers and animals, "Don't think that beautiful is harmless, those brightly colored mushrooms, spiders, and snakes are often highly poisonous. Be careful."
Nongzijian looked at him, "Hey, are you too?"
Lu Yuege was puzzled, "What is it?"
"You look good too, aren't you poisonous too?" Nongzijian looked him up and down and said with a smile.
Lu Yuege glanced at him, and smiled dangerously, "You will know in the future."
Nongzi cut with his sword.
The two continued to walk forward, and there were many delicious wild fruits hidden among the boundless mountains, rocks, vegetation, wild grapes by the river ditches, five-finger peaches by the fields in the valley, purple-black twisted seeds on the hills and mountains, thorny Wild berries, ground loquat, unknown spicy small wild fruit, the wild fruit named Goudandan because of its shape, immature hard-bangbang wild guava...
They came to a rocky mountain with many shrubs, and the most brilliant blooms were twigs and wild peonies, among which the shorter Osmanthus japonica grew so luxuriantly that it seemed that it would not sink if one lay on it.
Walking to the other side of the mountain, there is a large area of artificially planted sand wood and pine wood. Lu Yuege said that this is planted by their family. The wood processed by these two trees is of good quality and corrosion-resistant, but the maturity period is long, and it takes more than ten years to mature. felling.
After climbing a few more mountains, it will no longer belong to their village.The virgin forest is inaccessible, there are many kinds of trees, and the climate is a little different.
A chubby squirrel jumped onto the branch of the pine tree next to them, and Nongzi stopped for fear of scaring this cute and cute creature.
Lu Yuege took out a few peanut kernels, put them in the palm of his hand and stretched them out. The chubby squirrel hesitated for a while, then jumped onto his hand, picked up the peanut kernels with two tiny paws, and stuffed them into his mouth, so cute It melts people's hearts.
The soil at the foot of the mountain is fertile and moist, the forest is dense, and the trees are tall. In order to compete for sunlight, many vines rush out of the dense forest to obtain sunlight by climbing other trees.
Nongzi raised his neck and wondered how tall this big tree was. It would take three people to hug the trunk. The rough black bark had taken root here for many years.
Next to it, a thigh-thick vine was circling around the trunk, some of which had already been cut into the trunk, and the tree and the vine seemed to have become one.
Nongzijian looked at the two lingering plants, and he thought of a song, "June, can you sing that song? There are only trees wrapped around vines in the mountains, and even..."
Lu Yuege can really sing, he opened his mouth and came:
There are only vines entwining trees in the mountains. How can there be trees entwining vines in this world?
If the ivy does not wrap around the tree, what a waste of a spring, another spring
Bamboo should be taken, you won't take it, bamboo shoots should be kept, you won't be kept
Hydrangea should be picked up, you don't pick it up, leave your hands empty, pick up sorrow
Lian Lian, we will be friends for a hundred years
Who died at the age of 97? Naihe waited on the bridge for three years
Who died at the age of 97? Naihe waited three years on the bridge, waited three years
The song was clear and melodious, and Du Wu wagged his tail at his master, opening his mouth as if smiling and praising the song. The squirrel on the tree was startled by his song, and got into the dense leaves. After a while, he jumped onto the branch again, blinking his small eyes and looking at the people under the tree.
This is a national love song. Lu Yuege looked at Nongzijian while singing, his eyes and singing voice were full of affection.
I like you and want to be with you. After I die at the age of [-], I can meet you again in the next cycle.
Nongzijian doesn't understand his friendship. Sometimes he thinks that Lu Yuege is a bit mysterious and weird, and his eyes are very seductive, but he has lived in the world where men and women fall in love and get married since he was a child. He still can't understand his eyes, nor can he understand to a man's affection.
Therefore, Lu Yuege was doomed to be unrequitedly in love with him at the beginning.
He just thinks this song is nice now, and many young people think that folk songs are a bit "earthy", but when you are really in the environment depicted in the song, you will find that these songs are really nice.
The most common animal in the mountains that is not afraid of people is the macaque. Their similar species, the golden monkey, the black langur, and the white-headed langur are relatively rare. Among them, the white-headed langur belongs to the national first-class wild animal protection, and it is only distributed in the southwest of China.
On a tall and straight tree, several brown-haired, red-faced and long-tailed monkeys were scratching their ears and cheeks on the branches, or playing and playing in twos and threes, swinging between the branches, and there were mother monkeys holding their little monkeys. Cuddling in my arms and brushing...
Seeing the old friend coming, several monkeys hula-la jumped down from the tree and surrounded him. Two monkeys squatted in front of Lu Yuege, and one jumped onto his shoulder, pawing his long bundled hair with its paws. ponytail.
It was the first time that Nongzijian had close contact with so many monkeys, and he was really afraid of being scratched and bitten by this wild monkey.
Lu Yuege put his arms around his shoulders, "These are my friends, I know them well, don't be afraid, just don't provoke them, little things can hold grudges." He stretched out his hand towards them while talking, "Come on, shake hands ,Getting acquainted."
Animals have a natural thirst for food, and finally Nongzi Jian bought them with a few sand pears.
He was squatting halfway, carefully stroking the head of a little monkey, when a sudden impact hit his back, he couldn't stand still, and almost fell to the ground.
Turning his head, he saw a big monkey squatting on the backpack behind him, taking out an umbrella and a piece of sugar cane from the side pocket of his backpack.
Its fingers are as nimble as humans, holding an umbrella in its left hand, tearing off the peaked cap on Nongzi's sword head with his right hand, putting it on his own head, and then leaping up the tree triumphantly.
The peaked cap was scrambled and snatched by several monkeys on the tree, and was finally thrown on a high branch.
Nongzijian couldn't laugh or cry, Lu Yuege put the basket on the ground, "I'll get it back for you!"
Then Nongzijian's eyes widened.
Lu Yuesinger climbed up the big tree with both hands and feet, and his movements were as flexible and light as those monkeys. In a few seconds, he climbed to the tree branch with a height of more than three meters, and then stretched his arms to grab the branch above his head for support, like a gymnast It was the same, and he directly supported it. He also walked a few steps on the branch, and continued to support it after finding a suitable branch.
The leaves rustled down, and Nongzijian was sweating in his heart, wow, what a handsome man he is, he really thinks he is Tarzan of the ape!What if it falls from such a high place!
"June, come down quickly! Isn't it just a hat, when they get tired of playing, they will throw it down!"
A few monkeys also jumped up and down following Lu Yuege, and the woods became lively, with the sound of rustling leaves, creaking monkey calls.
Lu Yuege laughed out loud. He actually wanted to play on his own. He hadn't climbed a tree so happily for a long time. He said on it, "I have to take it down, and I'll be bitten by them later."
After a while, Lu Yuege took his hat and jumped onto a branch closer to the ground. He threw the hat to Nongzi Jian, "These monkeys are so naughty, they all got scratched."
"Damn, awesome, you look as flexible as they climb up the tree, you won't die if you fall!" Nongzijian picked up a pine nut and threw it at him, "Come down quickly, show me what's the use of being handsome!"
The monkeys and ghosts on the ground also imitated the movements of Nongzi's sword, picking up fruits, leaves and mud and stones on the ground, and throwing them at Lu Yuege who was shaking and laughing while holding the branches with both hands.
"Oops! Hey!" Lu Yuege, who was hit by the hit, cried out in embarrassment.
Nongzijian was taken aback. The monkey was eager to imitate human movements, and he took the lead in making such a dangerous move!Look at that monkey holding an egg and a big rock. If it is thrown at a person, it will definitely have a bloody head.
He waved his hand and hissed a few times to drive away the mischievous monkeys, then ran under the tree, opened his arms to the dangling people and shouted, "Come down soon!"
Seeing that he was so worried about herself, Lu Yuege couldn't help feeling a little sweet in her heart.His feet were only a little over one meter from the ground, he let go of the branch, and threw himself into Nongzijian's arms with a smile.
The two rolled to the thick grass next to them, and the monkeys on the ground were frightened and jumped aside.
Lu Yuege pressed against Nongzijian's firm and warm body with a sneer, and didn't get up, her face buried in his neck, chest against chest, hip against hip.
With a weight of more than 100 catties on his body, Nongzijian bared his teeth and stretched out his hand to pull Lu Yuege's ponytail, "Damn, I'm about to be injured internally, you treat yourself as a girl who weighs more than [-] catties, why don't you get out of here!"
Lu Yuege smiled and got off him, turned over and lay down on the grass.
The monkeys gathered again, surrounded them, and imitated them to lie on the ground with their feet upside down. A leather monkey picked up Lu Yuege's big straw hat, jumped up a big tree, climbed the branch and jumped to another tree up, and grinned at the people under the tree.
"Hey, you don't deserve a beating." Nongzi laughed angrily. He stood up and walked under the tree, looked up at the monkey on the tree, spat on the palm of his hand and rubbed his hands together, "I will too. Climb a tree and watch me."
I don't know what kind of tree this tree is. The gray-white main trunk is bare and has no point of strength. Nongzijian clamped the trunk with both legs, and climbed up with both hands.
This was much more difficult than imagined, his legs and hands were extremely strenuous, and it took him a long time to climb to a height of more than three meters.
"Hey, can you do it? Come down." Lu Yuege shouted from below.
Nongzijian blushed, and he looked up. There was at least one meter away before he could grab a branch, but his arms were already trembling a little, and his palms were burning.
In order to save face, he insisted on moving up a few inches, but the monkey threw the hat down.
"Come down quickly." Lu Yuege shouted from below.
This kind of bare tree is more difficult to get down than to climb.Nongzijian really felt it now, because his whole body was attached to the tree trunk, and the place between his legs was also rubbed, which is the most vulnerable place of a man... Nongzijian wanted to cry but had no tears, JJdan-dan It hurts so much...
When he was almost down, his face was almost contorted, motherfucker!If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be brave.
As a man, Lu Yuege could imagine his pain when looking at his climbing posture.So he stretched out his hands below to support Nongzi Jian's buttocks to help him save his strength, and when he came down a little bit, he put his arms around his waist and hugged him down.
"Are you alright?" Lu Yuege asked, holding back a smile.
"Fuck, fuck, the egg really hurts!" Nongzijian bent over and turned around to check himself, and it really turned a little red from the abrasion.
Lu Yuege took a glance at the little guy, who was huddled pitifully in the dense forest. He resisted the urge to comfort him, cleared his throat and said, "Are you okay? I just wanted to tell you not to climb that naked Tree, you just climbed up, but you ended up rubbing against the egg, right?"
Nongzijian tied up his belt and sat on the ground, fanning his sweaty head with his hat, "I think it shouldn't be difficult to climb, who knew it would be so strenuous. The tree you climbed was also straight and smooth, why didn't you take any trouble?" What a look."
"I've practiced this since I was a child. You need to hold steady and fast," Lu Yuege unscrewed the bottle cap and handed him the water bottle, and said with a smirk, "Also, I basically rely on my hands and feet, and I don't know how to rub my own eggs. tree."
"...Damn, I know you are amazing."
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