Waiting for the "rabbit"'

After being bitten by countless rabbits mercilessly, Jiang Rongfu, the big boss with a negative EQ, finally understands a truth:

Some rabbits cannot be provoked too much!

The saddest thing is that the magic tool for coaxing rabbits, his half body, the ancestor of the snake!

hibernated......

The little puppet was sitting on the edge of the chessboard in a delicate little dress embroidered with white rabbits. His calves were drooping and he looked at the snow in an orderly manner. obscene play.

The outstretched hand of An Ru Ruo was slapped away by a small wooden hand again, Jiang Rong was so aggrieved that he was about to cry, biting his lower lip with his white teeth, Xue didn't even look at it.

In desperation, Jiang Rongfu had no choice but to resort to a big killer:

"I heard...the meeting place with the demon hunters this time is in that village..."

Lin You's back was as motionless as a mountain, looking extremely ruthless.

"It just so happened that that stupid bastard was also there, I heard that he was practicing under the teaching of Monk Hengming..."

Lin You's little puppet swayed back and forth, propped his small hands on the chessboard, and turned his head hesitantly.

Zuo Si returned to stay in that Zhuangzi?

Since Jiang Rongfu told him that Zuo Sigui had woken up more than ten days ago, he had no news of Zuo Sigui, and he didn't know if it was because of guilt. Jiang Rongfu didn't say anything, and he didn't ask much about Zuo Sigui's whereabouts.

Before this child was forcibly bound by him, even though he was the waiter in the shop, he was considered safe and sound. After meeting him, he was on the verge of death several times, but the wound on his body had never been broken. Still a good thing.

The little puppet became depressed, but Jiang Rongfu finally fulfilled his wish, picked up the little puppet and put it on the fox fur mattress covering his lap, met the little puppet's eyes, and smiled sincerely: "Why, you don't want to see that stupid bastard ?”

In fact, to be honest, Jiang Rongfu didn't really want Lin You and Zuo Sigui to meet. The stupid bastard and Tu'er had a good relationship, so if they were put together, would there be a place for them in the future?

Jiang Rongfu's small abacus was crackling, and Zuo Sigui's actions were naturally within Jiang Rongfu's control, but because of some subtle feelings, he never told Lin You about it, this time he was going there to avoid it. No, just use this matter to coax the rabbit.

Lin You put two small wooden hands on Jiang Rongfu's fingers. The small puppet fingers can only cover half of Jiang Rongfu's long fair fingers at most. Compared with the two sides, there is a strange sense of cuteness. The little puppet seems to be thinking hard for a while , finally nodded with a click.

At this point, the two were reconciled. Lin You climbed onto Jiang Rongfu's chest and lay down on his back, and began to pretend that he was a large doll again.

And Jiang Rongfu finally coaxed the rabbit, he was relieved at first, then he rested for a while, and then slowly began to feel extremely uncomfortable. Does this mean that every time he coaxes the rabbit, he has to use stupid bastards to pull the raft?How can this work?What is the status of his serious fiancée?

So Lin You, who was obediently lying on Jiang Rongfu's chest, was picked up again and met Jiang Rongfu's eyes. Jiang Rongfu suddenly looked sad and aggrieved, almost crying: "Rabbit, tell me the truth, who is that stupid bastard or me?" Better!"

Lin You: ……………

You... what are you crazy about?

Jiang Rongfu had already started counting Zuo Sigui with his fingers: "Look, I am good at lightness kungfu and swordsmanship. I have practiced the orthodox Yunling mentality for more than [-] years. Needless to say, the cultivation of spells is popular in the entire Central Plains. It's the number of five fingers, that stupid bastard can't even use a spell well, isn't he my opponent?"

Lin You, whose chest was full of requiem wood, was full of slots: ……………

Isn't this nonsense!How could Zuo Sigui compete in force with you!

What can the poor puppet, who can't speak, do?I can only nod.

Jiang Rong counted again: "My assets are much more than that stupid bastard. I can only draw a requiem talisman, and I can sell it for 50 taels of gold outside. There are also my brother and I's shop in the capital, and we are fighting every day. Jin is definitely not empty talk, that stupid bastard who can't even afford an iron sword, isn't he my opponent?"

Lin You could only nod again, Zuo Sigui, who could count ten copper coins for half a day, was simply incomparable to the king of Anyang, who was extremely expensive from head to toe.

Jiang Rongfu picked up the little puppet for the last time, and held it up to his eyes, more serious and serious: "The most important thing is, I am much smarter than that stupid bastard! As far as Zuo Si is concerned, it must be full of river water from Surabaya !"

This is a personal attack on you!Lin You frantically wanted to dismiss a game for Zuo Sigui, and shook his head against his conscience, but it was useless. Although Jiang Rongfu was sick with snake spirits, his brain did turn bright, and he was still a top student. Indeed, one day at a time, what Jiang Rongfu said was indeed the truth, and Lin You had to admit it.

So the little puppet nodded again, very reluctantly.

Jiang Rongfu finally burst into laughter. The fact that he defeated the stupid Zuo Sigui seemed to make him extremely happy. His whole face was glistening with joy, as if he had won a unique peerless master: "Finally, I'm much better looking than that stupid bastard, aren't I?"

Lin You nodded frantically this time without any hesitation.

Even a blind man like Master Hengji would not be able to tell the truth that Jiang Rongfu is not good-looking against his conscience!

Such a good-looking character, just like a fairy who came out of a myth!

Jiang Rongfu, who was as good-looking as a fairy, was directly poked at the cute spot by the nodding puppet. He hugged the puppet again and hugged it to his chest. The two looked at Xue again.

Lin You finally breathed a sigh of relief, having dealt with Jiang Rongfu's sudden snake spirit disease.

Well, to deal with a snake spirit like Mr. BOSS who says that the wind is rain and turns his face like a book, just satisfy him!

"Rabbit..."

The deep voice sounded again, and the little puppet only felt the wide and warm chest vibrate slightly behind him. With his head resting on Jiang Rongfu's chest, he felt that he could hear the beating heart rhythm in the chest clearly.

Lin You tapped the big hand in front of his torso with the small wooden hand that had put on the small leather glove again, signaling Jiang Rongfu that he was listening.

So the deep and pleasant voice sounded again, the voice was faint, but it sounded like a shock to Lin You:

"Rabbit, why don't you want to marry me? I'm so pretty, you don't like it?"

Lin You stiffened into a stone sculpture with a click, and after a while he raised his head tremblingly, and bumped into Jiang Rongfu's deep black pupils.

Jiang Rongfu didn't know how long he had been looking at Lin You, but he seemed to be able to see the astonished soul of a certain rabbit from this puppet. Since the expression on that supple face in his mind was too timid, he chuckled and reached out to kiss him intimately. Scratch the puppet's wooden jaw.

"My dear rabbit, why don't you accept me? When we get married, we will be happier than now."

The beautiful woman's voice seemed to be a little begging, a little coaxing. Jiang Rongfu leaned over and pressed a light kiss on the smooth wooden forehead of the little puppet.

The little puppet Lin You was stunned for a moment, he could only stare blankly at the immortal in front of him, stretched out his slender fingers, brushed the black hair that fell in front of his eyes behind his ears, and showed a shallow smile.

Lin You suffocated for breath, only to feel that the lake's water color, the mountains and rivers' white snow, could not match the fairy's smile in front of him.

You know, Lin You's wish before the car accident was to work hard and then buy a one-person apartment. The balcony doesn't have to be too narrow, just enough to fit a recliner, and then in winter, there can be miserly sunlight from the middle of the window Through, on his couch.

He can raise a cat, cover it with a fluffy blanket and curl up in the sun on the recliner for a while, his cat will jump on his belly, lie down slowly, and then they can yawn together, and then have a lazy sleep nap.

And now, the single-person apartment is gone, and the balcony is gone, but there is still a recliner, and there is a beautiful fairy on the recliner, and now I am courting him!

Lin You only thought it was a dream, so he was in a trance and shook his head stiffly.

The immortal frowned, and opened and closed his light-colored lips: "What? Am I not good-looking enough?"

The little puppet shook its head again, as if it had only learned the movement of shaking its head.

How could Jiang Rongfu not look good, how could he not like it?He has never seen such a good-looking person as Jiang Rongfu in his life!

But that beauty is like the bright moon in the sky, which can only be looked up to, not touched.

Jiang Rongfu is the bright moon in the sky.

It's not that he is a mortal who can climb.

Lin You saw it too clearly. He deeply knew that his timidity, boredom, incompetence, and Jiang Rongfu, who did whatever he wanted and wanted to fly, were not in the same world at all.

Jiang Rongfu just liked the strange ability he came to this world, but he didn't like him. When Jiang Rongfu figured out all the secrets of the spiritual power hidden in this soul, then Jiang Rongfu would definitely turn around and leave without hesitation.

This is not Lin You's pessimistic prediction, but an established fact.

The puppet's mouth can't be said, but the burning brilliance in the Yunling Orb has already explained everything.

Jiang Rongfu knew very early on that the rabbit he caught was really cowardly when he was shy, but he was really stubborn when he was stubborn!

Jiang Rongfu understood what Lin You meant, but he had no intention of backing down. The boss stroked Lin You's hair lightly, and then hugged the puppet up, so that Lin You couldn't see his face.

"Silly rabbit, it's okay if you don't want to get married." Jiang Rongfu smiled and comforted Lin You like the bright moon in the sky. Suddenly, the topic changed, and it was the familiar snake spirit painting style:

"When the emperor's decree comes down, it's up to you, heh—"

A familiar sneer sounded, and Lin You felt that the soft-spoken beauty was just a dream.

Lin You lowered his head expressionlessly and looked ahead, as if he could draw calming power from the clear lake water in front of him.

Hehe, labor and management really believed in your evil!