Mr. Cat

Louis wisely didn't ask what happened to Cihuamao just now. He picked up the bamboo slips that he had arranged and asked Cihuamao: "Since I have signed a contract with you, you should also settle this bamboo slip according to the agreement."

The cihuamao licked its paws and agreed, "Naturally."

Then he rolled his eyes, coughed, and the cat showed a serious expression on his face, and said solemnly: "Since our souls have met each other sincerely, then you should have a pet name for me."

"A pet name?" Louis was taken aback. He wondered if he had heard something wrong, and he repeated the word seriously, "Are you sure it's a pet name?"

Cihuamao was not at all ashamed, but continued confidently, "Of course it's a pet name."

Before Louis could continue to speak, Cihuamao's questions came like a storm.

"Isn't a pet name the name of someone close to you?"

"Isn't it a title to express affection and intimacy?"

"We have been fused with blood and soul, aren't we the closest people in the world?"

"Is there something wrong with nicknames?"

Louis was silent, well-founded and unable to refute.

Li Huamao couldn't help but feel happy when he saw that Louis was loose, and threatened again and again: "If you don't agree, I will eat you!"

He bared his sharp fangs and sharp claws to prove what he said was true.

Louis couldn't help raising his eyes and looked at the cihuamao seriously. Why did he always feel that the cihuamao had evil intentions?It seems to have other plans.Now that the contract has been signed, he is not one to go back on his word. Judging from Lihuamao's tone, it seems that once the contract is signed, it cannot be cancelled.

But Louis has always been happy with the situation, as long as the contract doesn't threaten his life, it's fine.It is enough for him to eat enough for one person, and the whole family will not worry, as long as he can live comfortably.Of course, it was impossible to eat it. Louis, who hadn't seen the transformation into a tiger, didn't believe that the raccoon cat would really eat him.

It's just a pet name, and Louis didn't want to make trouble because of such a trivial matter, so he followed his will and said, "If you want a nickname, I have to know your name."

Cihuamao said reservedly: "My name is not known to ordinary people..."

"My name is Louis. It's a long road, and it's not easy living in a big place." Before he could finish his complacency, Louis said with a smile, "Since you said you should be honest with each other, then you must show sincerity."

The raccoon cat moved its paws, pretending to say: "Lu Wu."

As soon as this name came out, it sounded like Huang Zhong Dalu to Louis' ears, solemn and solemn, which made him feel a sense of awe from the bottom of his heart for no reason, making him dare not say the name easily.

But he always felt that he had heard the name Lu Wu somewhere, but he couldn't remember it.

Louis was stunned for a while, then realized later: "Since you were born to me earlier, I will call you Mr."

Cihuamao's nose moved, and it protested extremely dissatisfied: "This name is not intimate at all, I refuse."

"How about Mr. Lu?" Louis added, but he immediately denied his proposal, thought for a moment, and said, "Mr. Lu has the same pronunciation as my surname, which is easy to be misunderstood, so how about calling you Mr. Cat? "

Mr. Cat, Mr. Cat.

Lu Wu chewed on this "nickname", and felt that it was quite in place, showing respect and intimacy, and couldn't help but feel very happy.

"Okay! From now on, you will call me Mr. Cat!" Lu Wu made a decision, and he gave Lu Yi an appreciative look, "Sure enough, I... the one I like!"

Louis laughed: "Since we already have nicknames, why don't you ask Mr. Cat to tell me what to do with the things in this bamboo slip?"

The hair was smoothed, and Lu Wu was in a good mood: "It's easy to say, this bamboo slip gave birth to wisdom, and gave birth to the book spirit. Unlike demons, there is no cause and effect, and no obsession. You find someone who loves reading and let the book spirit follow him." Just play."

Louis couldn't believe it: "It's that simple?"

His original worry suddenly turned into a smile. He thought it was a very serious matter, but he didn't expect it to be resolved so easily.He began to suspect that Lu Wu's deceptive appearance just now was to trick him into signing the contract.

"Hmph," Lu Wu saw that Louis was suspicious of him, without further ado, he slapped his paw on the bamboo slip, "Shu Ling, come out!"

The bamboo slips that An Sheng had been guarding against suddenly trembled, trembling, and there was a crisp sound. The neat bamboo slips suddenly fell apart.

Dots of light and dust emerged around, lingering around one person and one cat, constantly rising and falling with the movements of the bamboo slips.

There was a faint light on the bamboo slips, and flowing clouds suddenly appeared, shuttling between the gaps between the bamboo slips. Lu Wu saw these flowing clouds and said in surprise: "This bamboo slip has something to do with him."

Louis asked reflexively, "With whom?"

Lu Wu paused, but still replied: "A former friend of mine, according to your current terms, is considered a colleague."

Louis snorted, shut his mouth wisely and stopped asking.

The shimmering light on the bamboo slips condensed into a group, forming a vague human figure. The limbs and head could be seen, but the facial features could not be seen clearly.

Louis couldn't identify men and women from its body curves at all, he hesitated for a moment, and said, "It's the book spirit."

Lu Wu stretched out his paws, slapped the human-shaped ball of light to the ground, and said viciously, "Are you obedient?"

The voice of the light group was high-pitched and thin, like a teenager with a voice-changing period, or a girl with a high-pitched voice: "Be obedient, Lord Shenjun, please don't kill me."

Louis caught a word in Guangtuan's words - Shenjun.

He stared at Lu Wu's fluffy cat face, and thought, "Which god was transformed by a cat?"

Lu Wu didn't know about Lu Yi's rich inner activities, so he still held his light and remained motionless: "Why should I kill you, please explain clearly why you were talking about that boy's head before?"

Guangtuan felt aggrieved and said, "Because I think he's not good at math."

Louis: "..." Yes, Lu Guangting is bad at mathematics, outstanding in liberal arts, surprisingly poor in science, but he uses idioms indiscriminately in his usual speech, and his rhetorical level fluctuates up and down.

Lu Wu wondered: "He should not be the only one who is not good at mathematics."

When Guangtuan heard this, he was even more aggrieved: "Because he is the best-looking among those who are not good at mathematics."

Louie suddenly felt suffocated.

It turns out that Shuling also pays attention to face control now?

When Lu Guangting was silent, his appearance was indeed quite bluffing. He perfectly inherited the good genes of his parents, and he was four or five points similar to Lu Yi's mother.From the outside, he looks like a taciturn, cold and beautiful boy.

It's just that I don't know who the chattering off-line followed, and I was blinded by that good appearance.

Lu Wu didn't take it seriously at all: "So that's the case, if I were to look for it, I would definitely find the best looking one."

Louie felt even more suffocated.

He felt that if he stayed here any longer, his IQ would probably be brought to the same level by these two.As a "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" book spirit, shouldn't he be pestering the person who is the worst in mathematics?

Lu Wu seems to be able to understand Shu Ling's mood: "I understand you, I understand you, and it is also pleasing to look at beautiful people. Look at me, I am also very beautiful."

The very beautiful person pinched the bridge of her nose, glanced at her watch, and said helplessly, "It's already four o'clock, I have to go back to the office, I have to lock the library, what are you going to do?"

Lu Wu was taken aback, his paws were still holding the ball of light: "Of course I'm going with you."

Louis raised his chin: "Then what about the bamboo slips? They definitely can't be put in the library." After the founding of the People's Republic of China, [-]% of the books in the Lu family were donated, [-]% were donated to schools, [-]% were donated to the provincial library, The remaining [-]% has "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic".

"Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" has a history of more than 700 years, and it can be regarded as a cultural relic. Originally, the Lu family planned to donate it to the museum, but unexpectedly they could not find it anywhere. They thought it was lost during the war.Unexpectedly, it has been mixed in the school collection, and it has become a masterpiece.

No wonder the Lu family couldn't find it no matter how hard they looked.

Shu Ling said softly: "Can I stay with that boy, I will definitely not talk in his mind this time."

Louis suddenly remembered something: "I heard from Kotei that you have been reading problems in his mind."

Shuling asked confusedly, "What are word problems?"

Louis: "That's what you said about Tian Geometry?"

Shu Ling suddenly realized: "The one you were talking about?" As soon as he mentioned his professional affairs, Shu Ling went from being an angry little daughter-in-law to going crazy, quite like Miejue Shitai, "That's the simplest question! I just want to make him interested in my question!"

Speaking of this, Shu Ling said angrily, "He didn't answer me!"

Louis said silently, the number of steps and the number of steps from Tian Guang, in simple terms, is the problem of length, width and area, which is only at the level of elementary school students. The final answer may need to change the unit.But for Lu Guangting, a scumbag in mathematics, it would be like killing him to read the math problems in plain Chinese, let alone the math problems in classical Chinese.

"Then why did you let him come to the library attic to find you?"

Shu Ling was even more aggrieved: "I have many, many other questions. I think he is not interested in Tian, ​​so I want to use other questions to lure him."

Louis: "..." That's right. He's good at both threats and lures. He's a young teacher, but the "profit" is not right.

Lu Wu let go of his claws and let the book spirit fly.

Louis had a plan: "Since you can become a thread-bound book, can you turn it into another book?"

Shu Ling warned: "What kind of book do you want me to become? Let me say first, I will definitely not become a book other than mathematics. You must not insult my dignity."

Louis didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "If you are not allowed to become a language document, can you become a mathematics textbook? I will bring you to Kotei..."

When Lu Yi didn't pay attention to what he said, Lu Wu jumped up and jumped onto his shoulder.Lu Wu was really overweight, Louis tilted his body, and managed to maintain his figure dangerously, so that none of them fell back and fell on all fours.

The soft fur on Lu Wu's body brushed against Louis' cheek, making his heart itch.

He suddenly understood why there are so many people stroking cats on the Internet, especially chubby cats, especially the smooth and round cats like Mr. Mao.