Interstellar koi raising buns

When the security officer said that he was "addicted to handicrafts", Ur was still not disturbed, but when he heard about "live broadcasting on the whole network", Ur showed the most surprised expression he has ever seen this day.

He didn't even know what to say.

On the contrary, Asi asked the security officer with great interest after hearing about it: "I know that there are mechs fighting live broadcasts, playing games, singing and dancing, and even telling stories, but this is the first time I've heard of 'manual live broadcasting'." ,what is that?"

Ur also looked at his guard.

The security officer thought for a while: "It should be something to do by yourself, because I saw him make a doll of a Betamanian."

"A rag doll of the Betamans?" Asi couldn't believe it, "There are still people who make dolls in the image of Betabesians?"

The security officer nodded: "It's pretty good-looking." Even a man like him wants it a little bit.

Asi didn't believe it.The proportions of the Beta-Americans are weird, at least according to their human aesthetics, they are really not good-looking.

Security officer: "You can see it by looking at it." Then, he opened the online shop of "Madame" in his mouth.

"'Koi'? What a strange name." Asi saw the name of the store and muttered in a low voice, and was even more surprised when he saw the sold out page, "It's still sold out?!"

Ur glanced at it, and the sales volume was only 100.

"Not much." He said lightly.

"It doesn't look like much, but these 100 pieces were sold out in an instant. If it weren't for the limited quantity, the sales would have been more than that." The security officer couldn't help but argue, but regretted it as soon as he finished speaking.

Oops, he actually dared to refute his boss. What's even more frightening is that his boss is still known as the most terrifying man in the federation!

The guard trembled again and again: "I, I originally wanted to buy one for your purpose."

Ur didn't speak, but stared at the page, as if thinking about the possibility in the guard's words.

finally……

"Show me his live video."

Huh?

The guard couldn't believe it.The general is not only not angry, but also sounds a little curious?

The security officer didn't dare to talk too much, and hurriedly called out the recorded live video.

Ur took the refreshing coffee brought by the robot and nestled on the sofa, even though he looked very leisurely, he still maintained a straight posture.He was ready to face a fierce battle, just like every time he listened to the meetings of the old guys from the government, but this time he was really sleepy, so he specially asked the robot to make him a refreshing cup of coffee .

It would be bad if he fell asleep in front of his subordinates.

Soon, he was slapped in the face by Da Zhenxiang on the spot.

The coffee in the quilt didn't miss a sip until it completely cooled down. Not only did he not drink it, but he threw it on the table in distaste from its owner.

"Huh? Is this the end? I haven't seen enough!" The screen disappeared, and Asi wailed without image, "Why wasn't I at the live broadcast, otherwise I must be the one who drew the doll!"

"The lottery is limited to women, but you are a man." The security officer "kindly" reminded him.

Asi was not reconciled: "Anyway, there will be a next time, and I will definitely be there next time. By the way, Cook, when will the next live broadcast be?"

"I didn't say, it should be just these two days. You can set him to pay special attention. As soon as the live broadcast starts, a message will be sent to remind you." The security officer said.

Asi's eyes lit up: "Good idea! It seems that you have watched the live broadcast a lot, and you understand everything."

No, he actually didn't know, he just checked it out so that he wouldn't miss the live broadcast.

The guard thought.

After setting special attention, Asi stared at the six-figure number of fans of "Koi", and began to worry: "What if... I mean what if there are so many people watching the live broadcast and I can't get one? What should I do? I really like Madam's handiwork, even if I don't know what he will do in the next live broadcast, I still want it very much, is there any way..."

While talking, Asi turned his eyes to Ur, who was still staring at the doll sales page, and pretended to "casually" mention: "By the way, can you let Madam show me the 'shady scene' for the sake of acquaintance?"

"Shadow?" Ur looked as if he had just woken up, and his eyes fell from the light brain page to Asi.

Asi nodded like a rattle: "Yes! Shady! Madam, just tell the administrator of the live broadcast platform before the lottery draw, and adjust my winning probability to 100% in the lottery program. It's very easy for the shady to give me!"

Ur nodded knowingly.

"A Si, help me contact the person in charge of the live broadcast platform."

Ash: "???"

Ur: "Tell them, I want a lottery gift for the next live broadcast of 'Koi'."

For the first time, the corners of Wuer's tense mouth rose slightly, showing an expression that was bound to win: "Let them give me the 'black screen'."

Ash: "..."

Security officer: "..."

Shocked by his boss's hegemonic behavior, Asi still licked his face and said flatteringly, "Can you add me?"

Wuer glanced at him coolly: "No, you have to rely on yourself."

"!!!"

Asi came out of the general's house angrily, still not forgetting Wuer's order before leaving, and contacted the person in charge of the live broadcast platform.

When the other party heard that it was Ur Leslie's order, he quickly said that there was absolutely no problem, and asked for the other party's account number by the way.

After telling the other party the account that Ur had just applied for, Asi pretended to just remember, and added: "By the way, there is another account."

He also told the other party his account number.

He just said this sentence, neither said that the account number belonged to him, nor did he say that the account number belonged to General Leslie. As for how the other party understood it... it was out of his consideration.

He was really on his own, no problem.

The guard at the side: "..."

Too shameless!

The security officer leaned forward full of righteous indignation: "A Si! Can you do this!"

Ash looked over.

He immediately laughed like a flower: "Brothers... add me?"

Asi imitated the general, and cast a cold glance at him: "No, you have to rely on yourself."

Security officer: "..."

Fuck your sister and rely on yourself!

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The next day, Lin Jin started the live broadcast as scheduled.

The live broadcast room just opened, before he had time to speak, he inexplicably felt the air stagnate, and then.

Countless people rushed in with a bang.

Lin Jin stared at the rapidly changing numbers, his mouth slightly opened in astonishment, his eyes blurred after staring at it for a long time.

He rubbed his sore eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, the live broadcast room was full of comments like "The anchor looks so cute in surprise" and "The anchor looks so cute when he rubs his eyes".

cute?cute?

Lin Jin frowned seriously, and corrected him righteously: "I am a man, the adjectives 'cute' and 'cute' are not used to describe me, if you have to..."

"It can be said that I am 'fortitude and heroism'."

Lin Jin was serious.

He is a masculine koi.

The studio suddenly fell silent.

[Hahahahahaha, fortitude and heroism?Does the host have any misunderstandings about himself? 】

[Suddenly I don’t know this word anymore, hahahahahahaha]

【Well, yes, you are resolute and heroic.Be good, don't lose your temper. 】

I really want to block everyone, what should I do?

Lin Jin huffed, and habitually bulged her cheeks when she was angry, her cheeks were puffy, and she looked...

Much cuter.

Suddenly there was another "bloody storm", which made Lin Jin lose his temper.

Of course, the more important reason is that molesting is molesting, but the gift rewards are swiping the screen as if they don’t need money. What else can he do in the face of gold masters and tyrants?

Of course it is to give up your masculine dignity!

Lin Jin even secretly checked how other anchors acted cute. Netizens who watched the live broadcast seemed to like other anchors being cute?

While peeking at the live broadcast, he took the time to glance at the live broadcast room. It didn't matter if he didn't watch it, but he was surprised by the sudden appearance of a generous reward!

[The user Feitiandundi presented the anchor with a super mecha]

The super mecha is the most expensive gift on the platform, worth 5210 star coins, as long as a user tipped it, it would immediately occupy half of the screen for a full 8 seconds.

Lin Jin shook his hands in shock, and the page where he peeked at the live video was accidentally exposed.

"I'm so cute, why don't you give me a wave of gifts"