Interstellar koi raising buns

After paying for the school supplies that Lin Xiaowu had chosen for himself, Lin Jin led him out of the store and went to another grocery store that sells materials from various planets.

"Dad, what are you doing with these things?"

Lin Xiaowu watched Lin Jin pick out among the piles of silk thread for a long time. After selecting a few, he went to the ore area to feel them all over again. And stick out your tongue to taste it!

When Lin Jin was about to talk to him, he took a few steps back in disgust.

"Dad, can you not eat mud?"

Lin Jin: "???" Why did he eat mud?

Lin Xiaowu looked at the soil he was still holding up with disgust: "It's really dirty, very, dirty."

He repeated those two words, which shows how contemptuous he is.

Lin Jin blinked innocently, and moved the dirt away from Lin Xiaowu in pain, fearing that Lin Xiaowu would hate him for this reason, so he quickly explained: "I don't want to eat mud, but to identify where it is. This kind is more suitable for making clay sculptures."

Lin Xiaowu was slightly stunned because of the unfamiliar vocabulary: "What is a clay sculpture?"

"Clay sculpture is to knead clay into various shapes by hand, and then paint it after it dries. You can knead the clay into something you like. It's very interesting. Dad can teach you."

Lin Xiaowu glanced at the mass of dark red soil, feeling a little moved.

"If it's just for cooking, why would you eat it?"

Afraid that his son would dislike him again, Lin Jin was very anxious, and his fair face blushed: "No, no, I really don't want to eat mud, I don't like eating mud at all!" So don't dislike me!

Lin Jin felt wronged.

"Because different soils contain different substances, they will affect the viscosity of the soil, and then determine the final shape of the clay sculpture. I don't want to eat the mud, but to lick the salty, astringent taste and even some that pass through the tip of my tongue. There is a hint of sweetness to judge whether it is suitable for clay sculpture."

Lin Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, but he still didn't understand what his father said.

Does the tongue still have this function?I didn't talk about it in my mind, what is the principle?Does it mean that as long as you taste it, you will understand it yourself?

With a strong thirst for knowledge, Lin Xiaowu's five sense organs were twisted together. Under Lin Jin's surprised gaze, he walked to the lump of dirt that Lin Jin had just put down, and he stretched out his chubby hands hesitantly. When it is about to hit the dirt, it immediately shrinks back.

What is the son doing?

Lin Jin couldn't understand.

In the end, Lin Xiaowu stomped his short legs fiercely, barely holding up the lump of dirt—with three layers of paper towels in between.

Under Lin Jin's surprised gaze, Lin Xiaowu closed his eyes tightly, and licked the dirt surface tremblingly, lightly and quickly with his little pink tongue.

A pair of round eyes widened in an instant, filled with shock.

Lin Jin looked at him expectantly.

Followed by.

The soil fell from his hands with a slap, and Lin Xiaowu said "Bah bah bah" twice, covering his mouth in pain, with tears in his eyes, and looked at Lin Jin accusingly: "Dad, you lied to me!"

Lin Jin: "?"

"There is no sweetness at all, it's all fishy and stinky!"

Fishy smell?

Lin Jin froze for a moment, picked up the dirt on the ground and smelled it, it did smell fishy.

Suddenly there is a bad feeling...

He clicked on the shelf where the lump of soil was placed, and a text projection appeared in front of him out of thin air.

——The soil from "La Saturn": As we all know, "La Saturn" is the most famous planet with fertile soil in the interstellar world, on which plants cover 88% of the land area.The soil of "La Saturn" is very suitable for the growth of plants and crops. After planting a seed, you don't even need watering and culture solution, and it can grow. After the hard work of scientists, they finally discovered that "La Saturn" "The soil contains many unknown microorganisms that are not found on other planets. These microorganisms have a function similar to culture fluid, which can promote the growth of plants and crops, and are very popular on farms. Some paleoearth researchers have given these microorganisms a unified name. — Farmyard manure.

PS: It is said that the ancient earth used animal or human feces as nutrients for crops. People on the ancient earth called this nutrient farmyard manure.The name probably comes from the fact that the soil of "La Saturn" tastes very similar to that of farmyard manure.

After reading this passage, Lin Jin: "..."

Lin Xiaowu: "!!!"

Lin Jin: "I'm not, I'm not, listen to me..."

Lin Xiaowu turned his back in despair.

——Your son has blacklisted you and refused to accept your apology.

Lin Jin wanted to cry but had no tears.

He really didn't do it on purpose, he licked all the dirt on the shelf before, and it was all good.He had just picked up the lump of dirt, and before he had time to read the introduction, he was interrupted by his son. Naturally, Lin Xiaowu, who was obsessed with cleanliness, would actually lick it, and he didn't even have time to stop it.

Lin Jin looked at Lin Xiaowu's stubborn little back, stretched out his hand to poke, and was quickly slapped away by Lin Xiaowu.

Lin Jin glanced at the red spot on the back of his hand, couldn't hold back, and sniffed.

Also, it really hurts...

He sniffed stealthily, never acknowledging that he was beaten by a 5-year-old child and almost cried.

How can I coax people well?

Lin Jin stood where he was, a little at a loss.

He took out his pocket, but it was empty, not even a piece of candy.Even if there is sugar, Lin Xiaowu is different from ordinary children. He can't be fooled by snacks, and he has touched the bottom line of his cleanliness.Cut off the father-son relationship?

Lin Jin stared at the villain with his back in front of him in horror, and suddenly remembered that since he appeared here, because he didn't understand anything, he was very uncomfortable. Many times even Lin Xiaowu, a five-year-old child, took care of him. It's like a big oil bottle.

Could it be that Lin Xiaowu disliked him and wanted to abandon him and find a new father? !

The more Lin Jin thought about it, the more he felt that this guess was extremely possible. Now that he couldn't even pay Lin Xiaowu's custody fee, Lin Xiaowu would definitely think that he was an incompetent father.

Such a father, not worth mentioning.

Lin Jin himself began to dislike himself, thinking that he would live alone on this strange planet from now on, spending the rest of his life alone, and felt sad.

Lin Xiaowu stared angrily at a certain place on the ground, waiting for his father to coax him.

How will dad coax me, will he just coax me with food or something else?Will I also send a blessing of peace, eh... The dolls that Dad made during the live broadcast are also pretty, but the dolls are for girls to play with, I, I don't want it!

The face that was originally angry after eating dirt was filled with anticipation and excitement, and his round eyes were shining. If he didn't remember that he should continue to be angry now, he would throw himself on Lin Jin regardless of reserve.

After waiting for a while, the expected thing didn't happen, instead I heard a low sobbing "woo woo".

Turning around, Lin Xiaowu was startled.

Lin Jin looked at him with teary eyes, saw that he had finally turned his head, and sniffed aggrievedly.

"Dad, what's wrong with you, why are you crying?"

Lin Xiaowu hurriedly stretched out his white and tender hands, and wiped away the tears for his father carefully and jerky.Because he was too short, he struggled to stand on tiptoe, his beautiful blue eyes did not blink, and his small face was full of worry.

Why is Dad crying? Did someone bully him?

The little hand hanging beside her was clenched tightly.

Lin Jin was hit in the center by Lin Xiaowu's warm baby's behavior, almost burst into tears, and hugged his son reluctantly: "Xiaowu, don't abandon Dad, please, Dad will definitely work hard to make money. Huh huh , Dad has been abandoned by your wild man dad, if my son doesn't want me anymore, I really have no meaning to live!"

"..."

A woman who happened to pass by was shocked when she heard the word "wild man", and hurriedly dragged her child and turned away.

Lin Jin blushed, lowered her head and buried herself in front of Lin Xiaowu, hugging the person in her arms even harder with both hands.

Lost, shamed...

Lin Xiaowu thought his father was even more sad.Although he didn't understand why his father thought he didn't want him, but because of Lin Jin's reluctant confession, a feeling that he couldn't express and didn't understand suddenly appeared in his young heart, as if... as if ...

Lin Xiaowu frowned, racking his brains, trying to find an appropriate explanation from the limited and complicated knowledge.

It's like... well... right!

Lin Xiaowu's eyes lit up, and he suddenly understood.

It's like an old father who has broken his heart for his son!

Lin Xiaowu's head suddenly popped out such a sentence that he didn't know where he saw it.

Although something wasn't quite right, in a way it fit his current mood very well.

Lin Xiaowu's expression changed from astonishment to firmness.

"Father, I won't want you." Lin Xiaowu looked serious, he had long forgotten the hatred of "eating mud" before, and his cute little voice was firm, "Although Daddy the wild man abandoned you, I don't Yes, I will work very hard to protect you, so don't be afraid, don't cry."

He straightened his chest: "I'm an adult now, whoever dares to bully you, I'll beat him up for you!"

Lin Jin was very moved: "Even if Dad accidentally let you lick the mud, will you still protect me?"

Lin Xiaowu raised his chest with half the effort, and looked at Lin Jin tangledly: "Although I want to protect you, Dad, I am already an adult."

Lin Jin didn't understand: "So?"

"It's wrong to make me eat mud."

Lin Jin nodded in agreement: "It's just careless."

Lin Xiaowu: "'Accidental' is also a mistake, which is wrong."

Lin Jin lowered his head in shame.

Lin Xiaowu: "If you make a mistake, you will be punished."

Lin Jin raised his head curiously.How should the son punish himself? Is he spanking like a child who keeps talking?

Thinking that Lin Xiaowu would raise his chubby hand, pretending to be fierce but actually slapping himself lightly like an adult, Lin Jin was inexplicably looking forward to it.

So cute just thinking about it!

Lin Xiaowu continued: "I'll punish Dad and you also lick... no, eat a piece of soil that pulls Saturn!" Lin Xiaowu's beautiful face showed deep hatred and disgust, "You must realize your mistakes."

Lin Jin: "..."

I was completely hated by my son.

Knowing that it was hard to get rid of it with a few words, Lin Jin swallowed, thought for a while, and flattered him: "Xiao Wu, Dad gave you a gift, don't blame Dad, okay?"

Lin Xiaowu's ears moved, he pursed his lips and looked at Lin Jin, his bright eyes betrayed his current mood.

what to give?

Lin Jin: "Aren't you curious about what a clay sculpture is? Dad will make one for you, just make it..." He hesitated, and suddenly glanced at the mecha accessories on the shelf next to him from the corner of his eye, and had a flash of inspiration, "Make a Mecha model!"