I thought I was a passerby [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 30 Why the Dark Guard Has No Hemorrhoids
Guiwuqing made cordial and friendly eye contact with Xuanwu, and the emperor took advantage of this time to get in touch with him.
He just stuck his lips to Guiwuqing's, and even a little deeper contact was still a little strange to the emperor.
The emperor kissed Gui Wuqing for a while, then got up thoughtfully, and said, "It tastes really good."
It's sweet, and I don't know what he ate.
Gui Wuqing had a good heart - the last thing he ate was candied haws and smoothies.The taste left on the lips is also the taste of these sweets.
If he had known that the emperor would do such a thing tonight, he should have eaten more stinky tofu.
The emperor didn't know what Gui Wuqing was thinking, he hesitated in his heart, and after a while, he said: "You and Ah Jue - have you ever done things like cloud and rain?"
Gui Wuqing was stunned by his question, and felt countless sharp eyes piercing down from the top of his head almost instantly.
The emperor said: "Huh?"
Gui Wuqing was confused by him, but he had no choice but to reply, and said: "It never happened before."
The emperor felt a little surprised, he said: "He hasn't touched you?"
Gui Wuqing: "Never."
He was puzzled in his heart, and said: What is going on in the emperor's mind?He was afraid that he had misunderstood something and thought that he would have something to do with King Yunan.
Is this the truth that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black? The emperor himself has calcium in his own calcium. It depends on everyone who feels that there is a tendency in that direction?
The thoughts in Gui Wuqing's heart turned around, and he felt that this might be the case, so he couldn't help but sighed to the system: "Fortunately, he is still King Yunan's real brother, and he doesn't even know who his brother likes."
The system said: "Why do I feel something is wrong."
Gui Wuqing said: "Why is something wrong?"
The system hesitated and said: "Maybe King Yunan likes it, is it really you?"
Gui Wuqing said: "Don't make trouble, which family likes it like him?"
Gui Wuqing didn't take it seriously, although the system felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, even if King Yunan really liked Gui Wuqing, nothing else seemed to change, so he pressed it and didn't mention it.
Guiwuqing was talking to the system in his heart, but on the surface he still seemed immobile, as if the emperor asked him too much, but he couldn't make him fluctuate.
The emperor saw his attitude, pondered for a moment, and said: "It seems that Ah Jue really loves you, he is able to defend you, and he has not touched you. But now that you have ruined your appearance, he will not I will continue to like you, but there are two more things to say."
Gui Wuqing listened silently, he felt the piercing gaze behind him, and he could almost imagine what kind of romantic rumors would spread among the hidden guards after tonight.
King Yunan probably never imagined that one day, he would be tricked by his elder brother once, causing his sweetheart to be surrounded by gossip and rumors about him and his imaginary rival in love.
But if this is the case, it is also a good thing.After all, his ability and martial arts have always been regarded by everyone, even if such rumors spread, it will not damage his prestige in the hearts of his subordinates.On the other hand, King Yunan, if Gui Wuqiu thinks that he loves him, then if King Yunan really wants to be with him, he will suffer a lot.
Gui Wuqing kept thinking in his mind, and the emperor's words never stopped, he said: "Ah Jue loves good looks, if you go back with this face now, I am afraid you will lose his favor - but I am different from Ah Jue .”
In the middle of the emperor's speech, he suddenly turned a big corner and said with deep meaning: "I am quite happy with you, even if you are like you now, I also like you in my heart. If Ah Jue doesn't want you, I still want you. If you have nowhere to go in the future, and you don't want to stay by Ah Jue's side, you can come to me."
The emperor said softly: "I will reserve a seat for you."
As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug.The emperor waved his hoe vigorously, trying to dig the corner of the wall, but he didn't want the corner of the wall to think: What are you doing here, let me come and get fucked?
The two of them didn't know what was going on in the other's mind, the emperor was making plans, and now he was thinking of using some tricks to make his younger brother willingly give him Guiwuqing.Gui Wuqing felt that his brain was flooded, which man would put aside his good work and give up, willing to lie flat and endure the sun?He might as well be the head of his dark guard.
A thought came to the emperor's mind, and for a moment his attitude towards Gui Wuqing softened again. He slowly approached again, touched Gui Wuqing's face lightly, helped him stand up, and led the man to the bed again.Seeing it, Gui Wuqing was startled, and said: "The wound on my body has just been bandaged, so he won't want to fuck me right now, isn't he afraid that I will dirty his bed!"
The system said: "You guys do it, I won't watch it, don't worry, I'll keep you blocked."
Gui Wuqing choked on what he said, and the emperor saw that his body was stiff for a while, and felt a little strange in his heart, and finally got a sense of satisfaction from the response.
He said: "Don't worry, I won't touch you."
After finishing speaking, he got on the bed first, then patted the place beside him, and asked Gui Wuqing to come and sleep.
Guiwuqing paused for a moment, thinking that the matter is irreversible anyway, now that so many hidden guards have seen the scene of the emperor spreading rumors, even if he goes out to clarify it by himself, it is useless, what is there to worry about?It's better to go to bed early and rest, and the injury can heal faster.
This night, Guiwuqing finally slept peacefully.
Maybe it was because of his self-abandonment, or maybe because of his injuries, he had to turn around and sleep on his stomach, so he didn't have to face many heads protruding from the beams of the room.
Even though the peeping eyes of his colleagues were the same as before, even more intense, steel needles pierced Gui Wuqing into the shape of a hedgehog, but he still fell asleep peacefully, without even having a dream, and slept deeply.
Early the next morning, Gui Wuqing was awakened by the sound of the emperor getting up.
After the emperor realized that his interest in Gui Wuqing was quite strong, which exceeded expectations, he returned to his gentle appearance towards him, even better than at the beginning.
When Guiwuqing opened his eyes, he was looking at the emperor. Seeing him waking up, the emperor paused for a moment, but he didn't know what he was thinking, but he leaned over and kissed him again tentatively.
Guiwuqing was kissed by him expressionlessly. Fortunately, it was not a tongue kiss. He hadn't cleared his mouth early in the morning, so there might be some taste in his mouth. If he tasted it, he would feel embarrassed.
Seeing that he didn't respond, the emperor paused for a moment. After thinking for a while, he stretched out his hand and pressed on Gui Wuqing's back waist, and said, "Isn't there any injury here?"
——Isn't this a question knowingly, which family will pick your ass to stab when they fight?
Gui Wuqing just made a sound and said: "Never."
The emperor was already being kind, and naturally moved his palm to his buttocks, patted it lightly, and said, "It feels good."
"…………"
Feels... good.
Feel - good? !
The system already let out a heart-piercing laugh: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
It was the first time in Gui Wuqing's life that someone touched his butt—it shouldn't be the first time. When he was in the army, he resolved a misunderstanding with Ying Zilin, and young people would do such things.
At that time, Yingzi would often come over to pat his buttocks, laughing, saying that his buttocks are really upturned, and they feel soft and bouncy.After finishing speaking, I wanted to pull Gui Wuqing to touch my own, saying that my butt is a man's butt, as hard as a rock, although Gui Wuqing's butt is easy to touch, but it doesn't feel hard like a man at all, shouting Gui Wuqing should learn from him.
He didn't have any malice at that time, and he didn't have any other thoughts, it was purely a young man's play.Gui Wuqing didn't get annoyed, and when his butt was touched, he just kicked the sand sculpture boy away, watching him throw a dog and eat shit.
But the person touching his ass now is not Ying Zilin, nor is it out of a young man's playful behavior.
——The emperor wanted to date him.
Touching his ass now!
Guiwuqing held down his body that was about to jump up, his whole body was stiff, lying on the bed like a stone statue, thinking that it was a mistake, if he knew that he would also have a day of unspoken rules, he would definitely follow and win Zilin practiced to make his butt hard, to see how the emperor could handle it.
Fortunately, the emperor hadn't yet reached the point where even the wounded were ready to be killed. He just patted, and his body froze when he saw the ghost ruthlessly. He gave him the expected reaction as he wished. What kind of reaction does Ruthless have?"
He withdrew his palm, took a tentative glance at Gui Wuqing's body, and said, "Can Wuqing wake up in the morning?"
Gui Wuqing looked at him expressionlessly, without saying a word.
The emperor smiled and said, "I will help you."
"...Thank you, Your Majesty, no need."
This is what it means.
The emperor showed a smile. Seeing that he was ruthless, the whole body was filled with air-conditioning, so he accepted it as soon as he saw it, and stopped teasing him.He only packed up his clothes, and asked the palace servants to bring another set of clothes, and said mercilessly to the ghost: "You can rest for the past two days, if you want, you can go to see Yufei, she was saved by you before, I won't do anything to you at this moment. I will go over at noon and have dinner with you."
Gui Wuqing put on his clothes, and when he saw the pretty face of the palace maid who brought the clothes, he was thinking about something, and his mood was very complicated.
——But is there a more miserable time traveler than him and Concubine Yu?
One was a bodyguard for the royal children, and the other was a cook for the emperor.If that's the case, I don't need to talk about it, after all, there should be quite a few protagonists in novels who travel through the farming life-but they can't even be a migrant worker with peace of mind, diligent and obsessed with their careers.Not only do you have to be a cow and a horse for the boss, but you also have to be on guard against the boss's whim and want to pick flowers for fun.
Think about it, it is really sad.
I don't know if Yufei can make stinky tofu.
It's all because An Wei's diet is light on weekdays, so he doesn't even have hemorrhoids.If he had it, no matter how heavy the emperor's taste, he could stand the smell of stinky tofu, but if he saw he had hemorrhoids, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.
He just stuck his lips to Guiwuqing's, and even a little deeper contact was still a little strange to the emperor.
The emperor kissed Gui Wuqing for a while, then got up thoughtfully, and said, "It tastes really good."
It's sweet, and I don't know what he ate.
Gui Wuqing had a good heart - the last thing he ate was candied haws and smoothies.The taste left on the lips is also the taste of these sweets.
If he had known that the emperor would do such a thing tonight, he should have eaten more stinky tofu.
The emperor didn't know what Gui Wuqing was thinking, he hesitated in his heart, and after a while, he said: "You and Ah Jue - have you ever done things like cloud and rain?"
Gui Wuqing was stunned by his question, and felt countless sharp eyes piercing down from the top of his head almost instantly.
The emperor said: "Huh?"
Gui Wuqing was confused by him, but he had no choice but to reply, and said: "It never happened before."
The emperor felt a little surprised, he said: "He hasn't touched you?"
Gui Wuqing: "Never."
He was puzzled in his heart, and said: What is going on in the emperor's mind?He was afraid that he had misunderstood something and thought that he would have something to do with King Yunan.
Is this the truth that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black? The emperor himself has calcium in his own calcium. It depends on everyone who feels that there is a tendency in that direction?
The thoughts in Gui Wuqing's heart turned around, and he felt that this might be the case, so he couldn't help but sighed to the system: "Fortunately, he is still King Yunan's real brother, and he doesn't even know who his brother likes."
The system said: "Why do I feel something is wrong."
Gui Wuqing said: "Why is something wrong?"
The system hesitated and said: "Maybe King Yunan likes it, is it really you?"
Gui Wuqing said: "Don't make trouble, which family likes it like him?"
Gui Wuqing didn't take it seriously, although the system felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, even if King Yunan really liked Gui Wuqing, nothing else seemed to change, so he pressed it and didn't mention it.
Guiwuqing was talking to the system in his heart, but on the surface he still seemed immobile, as if the emperor asked him too much, but he couldn't make him fluctuate.
The emperor saw his attitude, pondered for a moment, and said: "It seems that Ah Jue really loves you, he is able to defend you, and he has not touched you. But now that you have ruined your appearance, he will not I will continue to like you, but there are two more things to say."
Gui Wuqing listened silently, he felt the piercing gaze behind him, and he could almost imagine what kind of romantic rumors would spread among the hidden guards after tonight.
King Yunan probably never imagined that one day, he would be tricked by his elder brother once, causing his sweetheart to be surrounded by gossip and rumors about him and his imaginary rival in love.
But if this is the case, it is also a good thing.After all, his ability and martial arts have always been regarded by everyone, even if such rumors spread, it will not damage his prestige in the hearts of his subordinates.On the other hand, King Yunan, if Gui Wuqiu thinks that he loves him, then if King Yunan really wants to be with him, he will suffer a lot.
Gui Wuqing kept thinking in his mind, and the emperor's words never stopped, he said: "Ah Jue loves good looks, if you go back with this face now, I am afraid you will lose his favor - but I am different from Ah Jue .”
In the middle of the emperor's speech, he suddenly turned a big corner and said with deep meaning: "I am quite happy with you, even if you are like you now, I also like you in my heart. If Ah Jue doesn't want you, I still want you. If you have nowhere to go in the future, and you don't want to stay by Ah Jue's side, you can come to me."
The emperor said softly: "I will reserve a seat for you."
As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug.The emperor waved his hoe vigorously, trying to dig the corner of the wall, but he didn't want the corner of the wall to think: What are you doing here, let me come and get fucked?
The two of them didn't know what was going on in the other's mind, the emperor was making plans, and now he was thinking of using some tricks to make his younger brother willingly give him Guiwuqing.Gui Wuqing felt that his brain was flooded, which man would put aside his good work and give up, willing to lie flat and endure the sun?He might as well be the head of his dark guard.
A thought came to the emperor's mind, and for a moment his attitude towards Gui Wuqing softened again. He slowly approached again, touched Gui Wuqing's face lightly, helped him stand up, and led the man to the bed again.Seeing it, Gui Wuqing was startled, and said: "The wound on my body has just been bandaged, so he won't want to fuck me right now, isn't he afraid that I will dirty his bed!"
The system said: "You guys do it, I won't watch it, don't worry, I'll keep you blocked."
Gui Wuqing choked on what he said, and the emperor saw that his body was stiff for a while, and felt a little strange in his heart, and finally got a sense of satisfaction from the response.
He said: "Don't worry, I won't touch you."
After finishing speaking, he got on the bed first, then patted the place beside him, and asked Gui Wuqing to come and sleep.
Guiwuqing paused for a moment, thinking that the matter is irreversible anyway, now that so many hidden guards have seen the scene of the emperor spreading rumors, even if he goes out to clarify it by himself, it is useless, what is there to worry about?It's better to go to bed early and rest, and the injury can heal faster.
This night, Guiwuqing finally slept peacefully.
Maybe it was because of his self-abandonment, or maybe because of his injuries, he had to turn around and sleep on his stomach, so he didn't have to face many heads protruding from the beams of the room.
Even though the peeping eyes of his colleagues were the same as before, even more intense, steel needles pierced Gui Wuqing into the shape of a hedgehog, but he still fell asleep peacefully, without even having a dream, and slept deeply.
Early the next morning, Gui Wuqing was awakened by the sound of the emperor getting up.
After the emperor realized that his interest in Gui Wuqing was quite strong, which exceeded expectations, he returned to his gentle appearance towards him, even better than at the beginning.
When Guiwuqing opened his eyes, he was looking at the emperor. Seeing him waking up, the emperor paused for a moment, but he didn't know what he was thinking, but he leaned over and kissed him again tentatively.
Guiwuqing was kissed by him expressionlessly. Fortunately, it was not a tongue kiss. He hadn't cleared his mouth early in the morning, so there might be some taste in his mouth. If he tasted it, he would feel embarrassed.
Seeing that he didn't respond, the emperor paused for a moment. After thinking for a while, he stretched out his hand and pressed on Gui Wuqing's back waist, and said, "Isn't there any injury here?"
——Isn't this a question knowingly, which family will pick your ass to stab when they fight?
Gui Wuqing just made a sound and said: "Never."
The emperor was already being kind, and naturally moved his palm to his buttocks, patted it lightly, and said, "It feels good."
"…………"
Feels... good.
Feel - good? !
The system already let out a heart-piercing laugh: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
It was the first time in Gui Wuqing's life that someone touched his butt—it shouldn't be the first time. When he was in the army, he resolved a misunderstanding with Ying Zilin, and young people would do such things.
At that time, Yingzi would often come over to pat his buttocks, laughing, saying that his buttocks are really upturned, and they feel soft and bouncy.After finishing speaking, I wanted to pull Gui Wuqing to touch my own, saying that my butt is a man's butt, as hard as a rock, although Gui Wuqing's butt is easy to touch, but it doesn't feel hard like a man at all, shouting Gui Wuqing should learn from him.
He didn't have any malice at that time, and he didn't have any other thoughts, it was purely a young man's play.Gui Wuqing didn't get annoyed, and when his butt was touched, he just kicked the sand sculpture boy away, watching him throw a dog and eat shit.
But the person touching his ass now is not Ying Zilin, nor is it out of a young man's playful behavior.
——The emperor wanted to date him.
Touching his ass now!
Guiwuqing held down his body that was about to jump up, his whole body was stiff, lying on the bed like a stone statue, thinking that it was a mistake, if he knew that he would also have a day of unspoken rules, he would definitely follow and win Zilin practiced to make his butt hard, to see how the emperor could handle it.
Fortunately, the emperor hadn't yet reached the point where even the wounded were ready to be killed. He just patted, and his body froze when he saw the ghost ruthlessly. He gave him the expected reaction as he wished. What kind of reaction does Ruthless have?"
He withdrew his palm, took a tentative glance at Gui Wuqing's body, and said, "Can Wuqing wake up in the morning?"
Gui Wuqing looked at him expressionlessly, without saying a word.
The emperor smiled and said, "I will help you."
"...Thank you, Your Majesty, no need."
This is what it means.
The emperor showed a smile. Seeing that he was ruthless, the whole body was filled with air-conditioning, so he accepted it as soon as he saw it, and stopped teasing him.He only packed up his clothes, and asked the palace servants to bring another set of clothes, and said mercilessly to the ghost: "You can rest for the past two days, if you want, you can go to see Yufei, she was saved by you before, I won't do anything to you at this moment. I will go over at noon and have dinner with you."
Gui Wuqing put on his clothes, and when he saw the pretty face of the palace maid who brought the clothes, he was thinking about something, and his mood was very complicated.
——But is there a more miserable time traveler than him and Concubine Yu?
One was a bodyguard for the royal children, and the other was a cook for the emperor.If that's the case, I don't need to talk about it, after all, there should be quite a few protagonists in novels who travel through the farming life-but they can't even be a migrant worker with peace of mind, diligent and obsessed with their careers.Not only do you have to be a cow and a horse for the boss, but you also have to be on guard against the boss's whim and want to pick flowers for fun.
Think about it, it is really sad.
I don't know if Yufei can make stinky tofu.
It's all because An Wei's diet is light on weekdays, so he doesn't even have hemorrhoids.If he had it, no matter how heavy the emperor's taste, he could stand the smell of stinky tofu, but if he saw he had hemorrhoids, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.
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