system, are you sure?

Chu Wei was so worried that he couldn't think of a reason when he was about to get off work in the afternoon. Finally, he sighed and took Zhang Baimao to dinner before his "old enemy" came back. He still doesn't know how to face that person , so it is better to escape early.

Zhang Heling managed to sell Forensic Doctor Xiao's phone number to twelve people in one day, from various departments, including Aunt Wu who was in charge of logistics and cleaning. In fact, Aunt Wu was tricked by him into buying it for her son.

He made a lot of money this day, and when he was eating, he said proudly that he wanted to treat guests, so Chu Wei silently chose the most expensive restaurant on that street, and ate nearly half of his money. righteous wealth.

"Will forensic doctor Xiao find out about you like this?" Chu Wei wiped his mouth with a tissue after eating, and then persuaded his friend meaningfully.

Zhang Heling was silently feeling distressed that he hadn't bought any hot money yet. Now that he said this, he immediately yelled: "What are you afraid of? My 100 yuan meat is worth [-] yuan a catty!"

"Pfft." Chu Wei sprayed tea on the table, and then coughed violently. He thought that his friend was about to say some earth-shattering rhetoric, but in the end he was persuaded like this.

"Cough cough cough..."

Zhang Heling saw that Chu Wei was coughing so badly that he was almost unconscious, and panicked, and was about to go up to help him pat his back, but before he got up, a hand snatched his vitality first. Pat Chu Wei on the back.

When Chu Wei finally calmed down and stopped coughing, he patted his hands on the back, tilted his head and said thanks: "Thanks, Baimao, it's just that you can stop being so irritating when you talk next time, okay?" ?”

Zhang Heling stared dumbfounded at the man standing behind Chu Wei who shouldn't be here, swallowed his saliva and said mechanically: "...No thanks, there will be no next time."

After all, one time is enough to be cared for by the enemy.

Chu Wei realized that the source of the voice was wrong, and when he looked up, he saw Zhang Heling sitting right in front of him.

He was stunned, Bai Mao was sitting in front of him, whose hand was behind his back?

Under Zhang Heling's horrified eyes, Chu Wei turned his head with his neck stiffened, and when he raised his eyes, he bumped into those extremely deep eyes.

Chu Wei was stunned, and didn't know how to react for a while, he didn't expect his meeting with him to come so fast, and now he met him so unexpectedly, which really made him a little bit at a loss.

Zhou Fan looked down at the embarrassed Chu Wei, picked up the untouched napkin on the table, bent down and carefully wiped the tea stains around the corners of his mouth, with a schadenfreude smile on his lips, and said viciously: "I regret that I didn't record the scene where you were almost choked to death just now, otherwise I can take it out for fun when my life is boring in the future."

Chu Wei: "..."

No wonder this person is his old enemy, just because of this venomous mouth, he wants to fight him every minute.

How can you happily fall in love?

There is no way to talk about this love!

Although the mud horse in his heart has almost flattened the Nile River, Chu Wei still maintains his good upbringing, instead of pouring the tea from the teacup on his face directly to vent his anger.

Chu Wei moved his face away from Zhou Fan's claws, and carefully looked at the familiar but unsightly face. After confirming that it was him, Chu Wei secretly heaved a sigh of relief. No matter what, it's a good thing that in this life they first met each other. We just met, instead of wasting away for a long time like in the previous life.

However, just as he finished sighing, the next moment the soft flesh on his face fell into Zhou Fan's hands again.

Zhou Fan pinched the extremely soft face under his hand, while secretly enjoying the soft touch, he said sarcastically: "It seems that you have had a good life recently, you have grown baby fat, is it because I am on a business trip?" This week, you ate and slept well, and you feel comfortable without people hanging around in front of you?"

Chu Wei's eyes gradually turned cold, and he was not in a hurry to break free from Zhou Fan's claws. No matter which life in the previous world, there has never been such a thing as this time when he dared to bully himself. He is really in a hurry.

Zhou Fan keenly sensed the dangerous aura emanating from Chu Wei's body, and intuitively told him that if he didn't let go, his life would be in danger, but rationally he said: "Look, he is so small, how lethal can he be? It's like being scratched by a cat, it's no big deal."

The intuitive little man held up a huge hammer and hammered the rational little man with a low EQ to the point of unconsciousness. He spat and said contemptuously: "I don't even look at what the two words written on the hammer read. Follow along." Brother read: daughter-in-law."

So intuition defeated reason, Zhou Fan was cowardly for the first time in his life, and after letting go embarrassingly, Zhou Fan touched his nose: "Cough, what, I just want to say that the flesh on your face is quite soft, there is no other meaning. "

Zhang Heling, who was watching the play, couldn't listen any longer, and said in a strange way: "It's nothing else, it's just that I have nothing to do to find a fight."

There's no way to boast that someone's face is soft, and the target is a tall man, even a man can't bear it at this time.

Chu Wei gently rubbed the place where Zhou Fan pinched red, and then took the things away without saying a word. He probably figured out the nature of this guy's beating, but he couldn't accept the fact that he owed it for a while. So it takes some time and space to be quiet and work out an effective plan to control the enemy.

Zhang Heling didn't expect that Chu Wei would have such a reaction, he was stunned for a while before he realized it, and shouted to Chu Wei to wait while he took his things to catch up, and unceremoniously turned over when he passed by Zhou Fan big white eyes.

He couldn't figure it out, Zhou Fan's family and Chu Wei's family have been neighbors for many years, and there is not much difference in age between them, so Zhou Fan, who is older, doesn't know how to let Chu Wei, who is two years younger than him, , every time I see someone, I feel like a cat that smells fishy, ​​and will not give up if I am not excited to come forward to tease it a few times.

For this, Zhang Heling was indignant, and set up such an unlucky bamboo horse to mourn for his friend. How could he see Zhou Fan who lingered everywhere? Could it be that he really answered that sentence, the road to enemies is narrow? ?

Until Chu Wei’s back disappeared at the restaurant’s gate, Zhou Fan was still in a daze. He was in the same mood as Zhang Heling at this time. He didn’t understand why Chu Wei was angry. It was clear that Chu Wei would blow up his hair when he was playing with others in the past. Ah, why are you so angry this time?

Zhou Fan looked down at the messy table in front of him, a bit regretful that he came in to tease people without even thinking about it when he saw him just now.

As a result, he has pissed people off now, and he didn't know what to do, so Zhou Fan took out his phone and opened the search page, and entered:

What should I do if I pissed off the bamboo horse I grew up with?

The results came out in various ways, and some netizens even answered questions online, telling him that as a girl, as long as he hugged the bamboo horse's arm and acted like a baby, no man could refuse such a girl, and he would definitely not be angry at that time.

Looking at the phone, Zhou Fan seriously considered the feasibility of holding Chu Wei's arm and acting coquettishly admitting his mistake, and finally came to a conclusion: the picture is so beautiful, the ending must be miserable.

Zhou Fan thought for a while and then replied under the message of the enthusiastic netizen: But what if I am a man?Does the same apply?

Netizen: "..."

He couldn't answer that question.

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Netizens can't answer, what do you think fool Zhou should do?