Mobile Meal Ticket as a Great Sage [Journey to the West]

Yu Niang staggered and fell to the ground, startled by the sudden figure: "Monster!"

"Monster?" Sun Wukong snorted coldly, looking down at the person sitting on the ground: "I heard from the Grand Master that you want to ask my grandson for marriage?"

The eye-catching man in a long robe disappeared, replaced by a tall monkey covered in golden-brown monkey hair.The situation changed so fast that the grand master couldn't react in time, and stood there dumbfounded.

This this……

Yu Niang shrank back, her voice trembling with shame and anger: "Where did the hairy-faced monk speak wild words! I clearly want to propose to Elder Sun!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Drifting laughed together behind her.

"You, what are you laughing at!" She hurriedly raised her voice and shouted.

Sun Wukong sneered: "Elder Sun? Look at this Elder Sun?"

After saying the formula, he changed into a human form, but only lasted for a moment, and before the stunned Yu Niang recovered, she returned to her monkey body and grinned viciously at her.

Yu Niang screamed and got stuck in her throat, and she was about to faint as soon as she rolled her eyes.The grand master standing next to her was quick to catch her, and stretched out his hand to pinch her: "Yu Niang, Yu Niang!"

She is an old minister of the Xiliang Dynasty, and she is more experienced and knowledgeable than the juniors, so she will not be frightened and faint like the half-frightened Yuniang.Although it is unbelievable to see the handsome man turned into an arrogant monkey at first, but he can barely maintain his composure.

Looking at the chaotic scene in front of her, Tao Zhen felt a little speechless.

Where does the Great Sage look so scary?As for being so scared?She also said that she asked for a kiss, but in the end she was just bewildered by a pair of skins.

There was a secret corner of her heart that seemed to be quietly relieved, but also a little unhappy because of their overreaction.

After Yu Niang regained her senses, she got up and was about to run outside.

Zhu Bajie hastily stepped forward to stop him, with a look of fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Hey, Miss Yu, don't rush away, didn't you mean to propose to my brother Monkey? Where are you going?"

"Get out of the way!" Yu Niang was angry, hated and terrified.I thought it was a rare and wishful husband-in-law, who would have thought that it was a monkey pretending to make her a laughing stock!

Those female officials and maids in the palace might not know how to laugh at her behind her back in the future.

"Idiot, my old grandson has revealed his real body, how about you let this female official see his true face?" Monkey King leaned against the pillar, looking like he was waiting to see a good show.

"I won't do it! You can do whatever you like, and don't drag me into the water." He hasn't had enough of being handsome yet!

Sun Wukong grinned a few times and didn't say a word, he just blew lightly toward that side.

Yu Niang was going to sneak away from the other side while the two were talking, but before she could even take a step, she heard the second apprentice of the imperial disciple approaching again: "Miss Yu—"

Impatient, she raised her head and reprimanded: "You monk, do you know that I am in this palace—"

Before he could say the word "female officer", he saw the man in front of him who had a greasy hair and a pink face suddenly gave birth to a pig nose and big ears, and his belly was also rounded. His strange appearance was even more terrifying than the one before !

This time Yuniang didn't have time to say anything, she stared and then fell limply to the ground.

Tao Zhen silently shed tears of sympathy for her in her heart, but couldn't help but want to laugh.Sure enough, it is reasonable to be fainted by the second senior brother.

A maid quickly stepped forward to help Yuniang away, and the farce barely ended.

"You monkey is really too much! What can you do to change me back?" Zhu Bajie was so angry that he couldn't see others well!"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Didn't you always talk about Miss Yu being gentle, kind and patient? How does it look now?"

The grand master hurriedly laughed a few times to smooth things over: "...Don't be angry, two elders, I will apologize for Yuniang. This marriage...I'm afraid we will have to wait until she wakes up to discuss it."

"What are you waiting for? No further discussion." Sun Wukong snorted coldly.

Tao Zhen silently stared at the Great Sage in front of her, and felt that it was more comfortable to look at the monkey body.And the Great Sage's answer was very decisive, which made her feel completely relieved.

Immediately felt that the Great Sage at this time was no less heroic than when he was killing monsters.

Monkey King walked back to the table after he finished speaking, grabbed a piece of orange and threw it into his mouth, chewed a few mouthfuls and swallowed it with a frown.

It's as dull as white water.

He thought of the peaches on the Peach Tree Spirit Tree, they were no worse than flat peaches.After thinking about it, she turned her head to look at Tao Zhen who was not far away, but found that the latter was looking at him with bright eyes.

Sun Wukong felt uncomfortable: "Peach tree spirit, why are you looking at me like this?"

Tao Zhen was a little dazed: "Huh?"

……What's up with her?What's wrong with the eyes?

The pig Bajie was still angry but wanted to argue a few words, Drifting could only hold him back and keep persuading him.The grand master listened to the movement in his ear, looked around the room, and finally his eyes fell on Yudi who was standing facing the wall.

She was helpless, and even though she found it tricky, she still bite the bullet and asked: "Then... Yudi's marriage..."

"Grand Master," Tang Seng turned around after hearing the words, "Please tell Your Majesty that the poor monk is a Buddhist disciple, and it is absolutely impossible for him to return to lay life and get married."

"Master, don't, you can still marry Brother Monkey if you can't marry him!" Zhu Bajie rushed to Tang Seng's side and said earnestly, "You don't have to worry about learning scriptures, just leave it to us."

"Bajie!"

Sun Wukong also laughed, as if there was no such thing as just now: "Master, what Bajie said is reasonable, in my old grandson's opinion, you should stay."

Tang Seng said coldly: "Wukong, you pushed back the marriage yourself, why didn't you consider your feelings as a teacher?"

"Grand Master," Sun Wukong didn't answer, and turned to look at the grand master who was standing beside him, "Just go back and report to your majesty, and tell your majesty that my master has agreed, don't worry about the rest, I have my own grandson."

The grand master naturally couldn't ask for it, and immediately thanked him with a happy face, and then left quickly.

With the help of this imperial disciple and big apprentice, she was very happy and relaxed.

Tang Seng was so angry that he trembled all over, Tao Zhen couldn't stand it any longer, and hurriedly persuaded: "Elder, the Great Sage probably has a reason for agreeing like this, let's listen to it."

"The peach tree spirit is like the roundworm in my old grandson's stomach." Monkey King walked up to Tang Seng in a few steps: "Master, my old grandson just took a look at it just now. The outside is guarded by soldiers. I think it's the Queen's yearning." You are eager, and you must agree. The customs clearance document is unavoidable, and we have to leave this Xiliang women's country, so we can only follow the plan."

Not only Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk Zhang Er were puzzled: "Is it the plan?"

"Fake marriage, and when Guan Wen is switched, Master will also send us out of the city, so we just leave together."

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief: "So that's the case. As a teacher, I thought..."

Fortunately, it was just a fake marriage, otherwise how could he be worthy of the Buddha.

Er Yuniang over there felt that she couldn't swallow this breath after she went back, and when she heard the grand master say that Tang Sanzang had accepted the marriage, she immediately had a thought in her heart.

She first forced a smile on her face to congratulate the Empress, and then said: "Your Majesty, can you let Yuniang prepare the wedding banquet for Your Majesty?"

The empress had just heard the grand master tell the cause and effect, and felt pity for her very much, so there is no disagreement at this moment.After all, it's just a banquet, and she can trust Yuniang's ability.So he smiled and nodded: "Then I will leave it to you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Yuniang suppressed the resentment in her eyes and smiled slightly.

Six days later, a grand banquet was held in the palace to celebrate the marriage of the Empress and the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty.

The sound of silk and bamboo on the main hall is overwhelming, and there are countless tables and chairs on both sides, and the tables are filled with all kinds of delicacies and delicacies.

Tang Seng and the Empress sat on the main seat together, with Monkey King and Tao Zhen sitting on the lower right, and on the opposite side were the tables and chairs of high-ranking female officials, including Yuniang.

As long as Yuniang raised her eyes, she could see the monks and the woman who followed the exception, and she felt as if she had a lump in her throat and couldn't eat.

She glanced over the cups, plates and bowls in front of them, silently gritted her teeth and clenched her hands.

"Peach Tree Spirit, you really don't want to eat it?" Monkey King glanced at Tao Zhen who was sitting next to him and only drank water.

Tao Zhen shook her head: "No."

She has lost her appetite since she woke up in this life. After all, she is just a peach tree. She only needs to absorb nutrients from the land, drink rainwater like nectar, and finally absorb the aura that nurtures life in the world.The food one eats is not only of no use to her, it no longer appeals to her.

Sometimes I feel a little sad when I think about her, and it seems that I have lost a lot of fun without the company of delicious food.

"Peach girl," Zhu Bajie stared at the dish in front of her and salivated, "Since you don't want to eat it, then my old pig will eat yours too, right?"

Tao Zhen smiled when she heard the words, and then pushed the plate over: "Okay, second senior brother, you eat."

Zhu Bajie quickly took it happily.

Tao Zhen was sitting bored drinking the tea in the cup, suddenly remembered something, and asked with some hesitation: "Great Sage, why...didn't you follow the elder's plan and marry that Jade Girl?"

When she asked this question, her heart beat a little faster for no reason.

Sun Wukong turned his head and stared at her, then suddenly grinned badly and said: "Master is enough for the plan, and there is no need for another me."

"..." Tao Zhen choked, and for a moment couldn't help feeling that Tang Seng was really pitiful.

"Your Majesty," after the banquet lasted for a while, Sun Wukong suddenly got up and said to the empress in charge, "Please also prepare the customs clearance certificate first, so that we can go on our way after the feast is finished."

The empress is satisfied at the moment, naturally there is nothing wrong with it, so she immediately called the grand master: "Go and get the things."

The grand master nodded in agreement, then turned around to fetch Guan Wen.

Sun Wukong just sat down for a moment, but his expression suddenly froze.Taozhen was the first to notice something was wrong, and hurriedly asked in a low voice: "Great Sage, what's wrong?"

"My old grandson..." He frowned slightly and bent over slightly, resting his hands on his stomach. Before he could say the next sentence, a scream came from beside him.

Zhu Bajie was terrified by this familiar pain.

"Ouch, ouch, my stomach—" He fell forward, and the cups, plates and wine glasses were knocked to the ground.Following him, Drifting also cried out in pain.

Tao Zhen saw the pain on his face became more and more painful, and even the great sage who couldn't help but groaned was anxious: "Hey, what's going on here?"

Zhu Bajie recalled the situation when he accidentally drank the water from the mother-child river a few days ago, and he was shocked and wronged: "Why, why did this happen again!"

Tang Seng and the Empress also noticed the movement, and hurriedly got up together to inquire, and the Empress hurriedly beckoned to the imperial physician: "Quickly, go and show some elders."

The imperial physician was originally sitting at the banquet, and the empress ordered, so she quickly put down the things in her hands and quickly gave treatment to several monks.

Feeling the pulse, she was suddenly startled: "This..."

After carefully looking at the faces of several people, she turned around and kowtowed to the Empress, "Return to Your Majesty, the elders, this is, this is drinking the water from the Zimu River, and there is fetal gas in their stomachs!"