Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Qingniu knelt down and confessed his mistake, tears streaming down his face: "Please forgive me, master, I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare."

"Hmph, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped. Come, someone, take this beast down and whip it a hundred times, and then lead it back to the pen." The old gentleman gave the order, and his white beard trembled in anger.

The two boys of gold and silver took the order and immediately took Qingniu down.

The green cow trembled, and if it was whipped a hundred times, wouldn't it be torn to pieces?However, no matter how he begged for mercy, the old gentleman would not change his words.

Taishang Laojun is also helpless, his granddaughter is watching, so he can't help but express it?Furthermore, even Erlangshen and Nezha lost face, so they must get it back from this cow.

"Good granddaughter, didn't this evil animal hurt you?" Taishang Laojun then asked Tao Tao with concern.

Tao Tao smiled and said: "Don't worry, grandpa, I'm fine, it can't hurt me, it's all thanks to the plantain fan. Now that the Qingniu matter has been resolved, I won't disturb grandpa's alchemy, so I'll take my leave first."

"Okay, okay, be careful on the road, come to Tushita Palace to see me anytime you miss grandpa." Taishang Laojun smiled brightly, stroked his beard and sent the four of them out the door.

After Tao and Tao bid farewell to Erlang God and Nezha, they went straight to the lower realm.

Zhu Bajie said unhappily: "Little sister, why did you just leave like this? Is it really just to return the green cow? I thought you would make some elixir. It's not easy for you brother and me to come to heaven..."

Tao Tao couldn't laugh or cry: "If I ask grandpa for the elixir at this time, wouldn't it be equivalent to blackmailing the green cow? Even if grandpa loves me, he will inevitably come up with other ideas. Brother, what elixir do you want to eat? Wait until next time I'll give you another chance."

"Forget it, I just said it casually." Zhu Bajie looked up at the full moon in the distance, and murmured: "Little sister, have you ever been to Guanghan Palace?"

"No, I heard that Fairy Chang'e lives there, and Wu Gang who cuts osmanthus trees all day long...Brother, you don't miss Fairy Chang'e, do you? You can't tease her anymore!" Tao Tao snapped Grabbing Zhu Bajie's arm, I remembered that Zhu Bajie was demoted to the mortal world because of this.

Zhu Bajie glared at her, and reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about? Are you like that? Besides, I don't like Fairy Chang'e..."

"Huh? Then who do you like? Wu Gang?"

"Wu Gang is a stinky man who only knows how to chop down trees!"

Tao Tao scratched her head and asked, "Then who do you like?" It couldn't be the laurel tree, could it?Could it be that the osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace has become a spirit?

"No, if you don't like anyone, don't make random guesses." Zhu Bajie blushed, speeded up and looked in the direction of Jindou Mountain.

Something is wrong, something is too wrong, when did you see him flustered like this?Tao Tao stared at his back and touched her chin, feeling that she was very close to the truth.

In Guanghan Palace, besides Chang'e Fairy, Wu Gang, Osmanthus, etc., there is also a Jade Rabbit making medicine!

Suddenly Tao Tao's eyes lit up, brother actually likes Jade Rabbit? !

Thinking of the rabbit, she felt a little hungry, and she must have a full meal before going back on the road.

It is said that Sun Wukong and others helped the villagers get rid of the monster Si Dawang, and the villagers were all grateful. When they parted, every family came to see each other and brought a bunch of simple gifts.But this time everyone confiscated nothing. The villagers are already very poor, so how can they take their things?

On the way, Sun Wukong suddenly said: "Have you discovered a pattern? This is something that Lao Sun has only summed up along the way."

Everyone asked curiously, "What's the rule? Do you encounter a monster every once in a while?"

"This is also one, but what Lao Sun said is more profound than this." Sun Wukong smiled inscrutablely, and explained: "Old Sun discovered that these monsters have a pattern. If they catch what Master wants to eat, most of them are naturally grown wild ones. monsters, such as the Black Bear Monster and the Bone Demon. Most of these monsters have limited strength, but there are also powerful characters like the Nine-Headed Insect."

"It makes sense." Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing nodded in agreement.

Sun Wukong smiled and continued: "If you catch something that Master doesn't eat, most of them are the pets of gods and Bodhisattvas, or some gods who think of the lower world. For example, Huangmei, Sai Taisui and this big king, these monsters are powerful and even more powerful. A very powerful magic weapon, making it difficult to deal with."

"What Brother Hou said is that the monsters I encountered these few times are really annoying, and those magic weapons are helpless even you and a group of gods." Zhu Bajie has a deep understanding, and feels very aggrieved, complaining: "What experience do you learn if you go on like this?" ? They were all embarrassing to death."

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "Second senior brother, don't worry, haven't you summed up the rules? When you encounter monsters with powerful magic weapons in the future, you can think of gods and bodhisattvas and ask for help earlier."

Zhu Bajie shook his fan with a face full of displeasure, and snorted coldly: "What help do you seek? I'm afraid you and I will be hung in the hole again, waiting to be eaten."

Sun Wukong said: "Who told you to be too careless, idiot? You are also greedy. If monsters don't eat you, who will you eat?"

"Brother Monkey is meaningless to say that. It's obvious that the old pig is handsome and romantic, making those monsters feel ashamed, so they can't wait to eat me."

This sentence caused several people to burst into laughter, and even Tang Seng shook his head helplessly.

Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows proudly, and found that his sister had been silent all this time, so he asked in confusion, "Little sister, what are you thinking about?"

Tao Tao replied casually, "I'm thinking about what monster I'll meet next."

There are too many monsters in Journey to the West, and Tao Tao can't remember the order in which these monsters appeared.

"What do you think about so much? Let's talk about it when we meet." Zhu Bajie leaned into her ear and whispered: "Why don't you think about what to eat tonight, little girl, I haven't eaten leeks for a long time, so you can't Do it for me once?"

Tao Tao didn't cook leeks for him, but took advantage of the mood and made two exquisite dishes of Feng Chuan Jin Yi and Emerald Cabbage Rolls!

One is golden in color, mellow and not greasy, and the other is lush and green, with a pleasant aroma. Just looking at it makes people's index fingers move and mouth water.

But the amount was too small, Zhu Bajie ate two and didn't taste much. Looking at the plate again, it was already empty, and he was so angry that he almost cried.

Begging Tao Tao to make another dish, Tao Tao immediately pushed the raw materials away: "Brother, you can make do with duck meat wrapped with shiitake mushrooms and bamboo shoots."

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing shook their heads with a smile, they were still eating their share slowly.Tang Seng doesn't eat meat, so he took the opportunity to push the vinegared cabbage in front of him to Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie rejected him.

For a few days like this, Zhu Bajie's heart was itching unbearably, seeing two high mountains in front of him this day, Zhu Bajie immediately found an opportunity.

"Little sister, let me go to patrol the mountains today, because my brother is so diligent and hardworking, can you make me a phoenix wearing gold clothes and emerald cabbage rolls again?"

"Idiot, patrolling the mountains is your duty, why did you use this to blackmail Taozi? Taozi, don't listen to him, just let this idiot starve to death." Monkey King knows how troublesome it is to cook these two dishes, and he doesn't want Tao Tao to work hard. .

Zhu Bajie glanced at Sun Wukong coldly: "I'm talking to my sister, what's the matter with you, a stinky monkey? Little sister, don't talk to him."

Tao Tao smiled and said: "Okay, when you come back from patrolling the mountain, I will definitely make you a plate, but only one of them."

"I knew my little sister loved me the most!" Zhu Bajie beamed with joy, and headed forward proudly with the nine-toothed rake on his shoulders.

Seeing noon, Tang Seng and others rested here, waiting for Zhu Bajie to return from the mountain tour.Monkey King was going to watch, but he smelled the aroma of the food and was reluctant to leave, so he stood aside and stared at Tao Tao cooking, and made a move by the way.

Zhu Bajie was not lazy on his mountain tour this time, he arrived at the foot of the two high mountains in a short time, and he was pleasantly surprised at first glance.At the foot of the two high mountains there is a big mansion, which is luxurious and beautiful.

The gate of the house was open, and there was a large group of people standing on the road in the middle, and all of them were slim women.On the left are uniforms of bright red dresses, like a group of brides-to-be; on the right are uniforms of long black dresses, like a group of black widows.

Zhu Bajie was very interested in this situation, put away the nine-tooth rake, took out his fan and walked over.When we got closer, we realized that something was wrong. It seemed that two groups of people were arguing.The girls' voices are sharp, and you are dizzy when you hear each sentence.

With a heart of sympathy and pity, Zhu Bajie smiled and asked, "What are you girls arguing about? Isn't peace the most important thing?"

"It's none of your business..." The two girls in the lead were about to scold, when they saw Zhu Bajie's appearance, they immediately screamed, their eyes lit up, their breathing was difficult, and they both surrounded them.

The little lady in red: "What a handsome young master!"

The little lady in black: "Master, where are you from? Have you ever been married?"

The little lady in red: "My lord, what's your name?"

The little lady in black: "Young master, can you give me this fan?"

The rest of the girls also stared at Zhu Bajie eagerly, all showing adoring and admiring eyes, which immediately made Zhu Bajie's vanity burst!

Zhu Bajie smiled even more gently, and waving his fan gracefully said: "I'm Zhu Sichen, a ranger who has traveled all over the world. I passed by Guibao and saw all the beautiful ladies arguing, so I specially persuaded you. I haven't married yet, this fan is What I love, can't be given away."

He smiled and looked at the two leading ladies, one red and one black, and asked: "I don't know the names of the two girls, why are you arguing?"

The little lady in red smiled coquettishly with starry eyes: "You are so gentle and gentle Mr. Zhu, I like it the most. Remember Mr. Zhu, his name is Hong Zhu."

"Hongzhu, good name." Zhu Bajie nodded and praised.

The little lady in black said unconvinced: "Young Master Zhu, his name is Heizhu, does it mean that his name is not pleasant?"

"How come? Heizhu sounds nice too." Zhu Bajie said against his will.

Heizhu said: "Young master knows how to coax people. When you ask us why we are arguing, it is actually because of our family's ancestral craftsmanship. We all make clothes, and we just made a new style in the past two days. You come to judge, my son, and see if it is true." Is my undershirt better, or her blouse?"

As he said that, he took the sweatshirt he made from the hand of the maid behind him. The sweatshirt was pure white and flawless, with delicate and smooth tentacles. It was simply the best of the best!

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to touch it, but he couldn't bear to let go.

"My lord, this is the undershirt I made, made of the best natural silk, do you think I made it well?" Seeing his expression, Hei Zhu asked with a smile on his face.

"Okay, it couldn't be better!" Zhu Bajie praised without hesitation.

"Hmph, isn't the one made by others not good? Mr. Zhu, take a look at mine too." Hong Zhu also took the dress she made from the maid behind her. It was also a pure white and flawless dress, just the shape different from the previous ones.

Zhu Bajie touched this one again, and the tentacles felt exactly the same. How would he evaluate this?

"This one is also very good!"

"Hmph, Mr. Zhu is coaxing people, so tell me, who is better between the two of us?"

Zhu Bajie looked at this, touched that, a little overwhelmed by the urging of the two women: "Both are good, all are equally good."

Hong Zhu said dissatisfied: "Mr. Zhu just touched it, so he probably won't be able to feel anything. Why don't you put it on and see who's more comfortable?"

Hei Zhu said: "What to wear? I'm not that stingy. Mr. Zhu, consider this undershirt as a gift from me. You can wear it however you like, and you can wear it whenever you want."

After saying that, he stuffed the clothes into Zhu Bajie's arms, and Zhu Bajie was so happy that he burst into laughter.

"Hmph, you think I can't afford it? Mr. Zhu, I'm giving you this dress too." Hong Zhu stuffed her own clothes into Zhu Bajie's hand.

Holding two beautiful and exquisite clothes, Zhu Bajie had an idea in a flash: "Since the two girls are generous with the gift, I will accept it. It's just that I am not proficient in the quality of clothes. Later, how about I let them judge who is better?"

"That's great! Mr. Zhu, hurry up and invite your master and brothers over here." The two girls said in unison, as if they couldn't wait any longer.

Zhu Bajie didn't doubt that he was there, so he returned the same way with two clothes in his arms, secretly thinking that he might be able to stay here tonight.

As soon as Tao Tao's food was ready, Zhu Bajie ran back briskly, holding something in his arms.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "You pig head, you are not lazy again, you know the rice is ready, and you will come back after smelling the aroma?"

"Don't hurt me, I'm not lazy this time." Zhu Bajie opened the two clothes like offering a treasure, and said triumphantly: "Look what this is? Hey, two beautiful ladies are fighting to give it to me! Go out and walk around , Laozhu, my charm is still the same as before, I am really gratified."

"Brother, are you telling the truth?" Tao Tao stared at the two exquisite clothes, her brother's methods of flirting with sisters were really getting better and better, so she got two of them and gave away the clothes.

"Of course it's true, little girl. I'll give you this blouse. You'll definitely look beautiful in it." Zhu Bajie stuffed the blouse into Tao Tao's hands. Tao Tao gestured and found that it was too big.

"I can't wear it. These clothes are obviously made for men. Why don't you wear them for Master." Tao Tao offered the clothes to Tang Seng, but Tang Seng didn't take them.

"Bajie, tell me the truth, where did this dress come from? Don't you not learn how to steal other people's things. How can there be a girl giving away such high-quality silk?" Tang Seng was wondering if it came from a wrong way.

Zhu Bajie had no choice but to explain the cause and effect, emphasizing: "This is the finest silk, Master, what I said is true. If you don't believe me, you will know when you go to the front and see them later. Of course, this dress It’s not for you to wear it for nothing, you have to judge and say who did it better.”

"As a teacher, I don't understand this. How can I know who can do it better? It doesn't matter if I don't wear this clothes, or you can give it to Wujing." Tang Seng still declined.

Sha Wujing took a look at the blouse, said with a smile, "I don't like to wear this, you should wear it, Master, it's cool in this weather, I'll help you change it."

Tang Seng still refused, Sha Wujing put the clothes on him directly, Tang Seng had no choice but to take off his outer robe first.

Zhu Bajie also happily took off his outer robe, and put on the undershirt. Tao Tao looked carefully, and suddenly found something wrong.

She pulled out a long thread along Zhu Bajie's undershirt. The thread was white, thin, and tough, and if you don't pay attention to it, it will be ignored.

"Brother, this is not like silkworm silk, but rather like spider silk. Brother, how many women have you met?"

"What... ah..." Zhu Bajie didn't know why, he was putting on his coat, and suddenly his body rose into the air, as if being pulled by an extremely strong force, he immediately flew towards the two mountains.

At the same time, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing who was dressing him also flew up and were taken away by that force.

The spider silk in Tao Tao's hand was also retracted, and she suddenly became unstable, and was lifted up in an instant.

At some point in the air, countless slender spider threads suddenly appeared. After looking carefully, they found that they were on two pieces of clothing. As soon as those spider threads were collected, several people were taken away.

"No, it's a monster!" Sun Wukong was the only one who didn't touch the spider's thread. Seeing that Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing had already flown away, his heart moved, and he flew to catch up with the nearest Tao Tao, and with a tug of both hands, he would hold her The spider's thread was torn.

Tao Tao fell straight to the ground, Sun Wukong stretched out his long arms and suddenly hugged her into his arms, and finally landed safely.

Look at Zhu Bajie and the other three, but they have disappeared.

"Brother Monkey, do you want to chase him or not?" Tao Tao was still in shock, she had already made up her mind that she must have met a spider spirit!

Sun Wukong stared at the two mountains, which were only more than ten miles away from here. He glanced at the freshly prepared food and said, "Let's fill up your stomach, don't waste your craftsmanship."

"Oh, it seems that my brother has no luck." Tao Tao looked at the emerald cabbage rolls on the plate, picked one up and fed it into his mouth.

After a full meal, Monkey King let Xiao Bailong carry his luggage, and then he and Tao Tao flew away.At the foot of those two mountains, where are there any beautiful ladies and big houses?There is only one canyon more than ten meters wide.

The two high mountains are lined with green trees, and the monsters at the foot of the mountains are churning, which is obviously the residence of monsters.

The two acted separately, Tao Tao went to the left, and Monkey King went to the right, and they found the monster's cave at the same time.

Monkey King: "Pansi Cave!"

Tao Tao: "There is also a Pansi hole here!"