Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

He rolled up his sleeves and said seriously: "I don't know what the three brothers want me to do? Just let the horse come over."

"It's good to be ambitious, I'm afraid you'll go home crying later." The boss laughed and said, "The most powerful move of our Scorpion clan is the poisonous post, if you can walk through it under the hands of our three brothers today! If you don’t get stung in ten tricks, you will pass this level.”

The six-eared macaque thought for a while and asked, "Can we use weapons?"

"Anything you want." The triplets didn't make it difficult.

So the six-eared macaque licked his own iron rod, which is very similar to the golden cudgel, but it is another magic weapon.

Tao Tao rubbed her chin, secretly worrying about the six-eared macaque, it was not difficult to carry out ten tricks, but Xie Zijing's poisonous pile was very powerful, and it was impossible to guard against it, even Brother Hou was hit by the trick.If the three brothers attack together, it's really hard to avoid.

While thinking about it, the two sides had already fought, and the guests on both sides cheered loudly, and the noise was loud.

The six-eared macaque danced impenetrably with an iron stick, and performed three tricks in a blink of an eye.But he didn't dare to be careless in the slightest, at this moment, the eldest of the triplets suddenly released a poisonous stick, directly attacking the six-eared macaque!

Hearing a "ding", the poisonous needle just hit the iron bar to block it, and coincidentally was bounced away.However, the attacks of the other two were imminent. The six-eared macaque listened to all directions, and in a flash, they all dodged.

It is difficult for the scorpion spirit to release this skill continuously in a short period of time, so there are only two people left to worry about the six-eared macaque.

The four of them flew into the air from the front of the house, causing the onlookers to raise their heads to watch.

Not long after, the six-eared macaque encountered another pincer attack. This time the second child released his poisonous needle. The six-eared macaque gave a sly smile, twisted instantly, and then pulled the third child to block it. The third child's abdomen.

The third child screamed in pain, and fell directly from mid-air, so startled that the eldest and second child also stopped, and they all landed to check the situation of the younger brother.

But they are all scorpion spirits, and the scorpion venom doesn't have much effect on them. The third child only suffered a short pain and recovered after a while.

The three brothers looked at the six-eared macaque, cupped their hands and said, "You have passed this test."

"Thank you brothers for your mercy." The six-eared macaque was very unhappy, and the crowd burst into deafening applause.

The boss suddenly leaned in front of him and whispered: "Don't blame us, it's for your own good, otherwise you will have a bad life if you are bullied by my hot girl in the future."

"Thank you, brother-in-law, for your concern. My sister-in-law has made a note of it." The six-eared macaque smiled knowingly, and finally entered the second courtyard.

He didn't take a few steps forward, and was blocked by another person. Seeing the majestic and majestic momentum, everyone screamed inwardly. The old man of the Tian family actually came out in person.

Tao Tao shook her head, thinking that the six-eared macaque is going to be planted this time, this old man is very powerful at first glance, if he releases the poisonous stake, few people will be able to hide it, right?

"My son-in-law has seen his father-in-law!" The six-eared macaque saluted respectfully.

"Hmph, you're not married yet, what are you calling father-in-law? If you can pass my test, I will admit you." Father Tian pointed to the big red flower on the gate behind him: "If you can pass me and get that flower Hua, even if you pass the test, otherwise go back immediately."

The six-eared macaque said: "I am completely sincere to Tian Xie, even if it is going up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire. Since the father-in-law wants to test the son-in-law, the son-in-law will offend."

This time it was a pre-emptive strike, the six-eared macaque attacked Father Tian first.Tian's father had experienced many battles, but he could not be deceived by such small tricks. Immediately, he stopped the six-eared macaque with a wave of his long arm.

A father of Tian, ​​who is more powerful than the three uncles, the six-eared macaque suddenly felt the strong pressure, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

This battle lasted for a quarter of an hour and the six-eared macaque failed to win. It could be seen that Tian's father hadn't tried his best, otherwise the six-eared macaque would not only sweat, but also bleed.The six-eared macaque saw that he could not do it by force, so he could only use a trick in secret.

The iron rod in his hand suddenly split into two, two into four, and four into eight, and the eight iron rods attacked Father Tian at the same time.Father Tian didn't notice it, he blocked and picked up the spear in his hand, and knocked seven of the iron rods away.

Who knew that the trick of the six-eared macaque was originally a cover, seven of them were used to attack, and the last one stretched straight towards the big red flower behind!When Tian's father found out that it was too late, he snatched the big flower with an iron stick, and the six-eared macaque flew up, holding the flower in his hand!

But the flower dragged out a long red silk, and the red silk meandered to the third courtyard, and I didn't know what was tied behind it.

Tao Tao opened his eyes, the six-eared macaque is really smart, no wonder he was able to pretend to be Brother Monkey for so long.It's just that this third courtyard seems to be Tian Xie's boudoir.

Father Tian also laughed loudly, and praised: "That's right, you can actually come up with such a clever trick. You have passed this test, old man."

"Thank you, father-in-law, for your success!" The six-eared macaque was overjoyed, and put the eight iron rods together and put them away.

He walked in the direction of the red silk, entered the third courtyard, and was stunned as soon as he entered, the courtyard was full of brides wearing red hijabs, all of them were the same height and figure as Tian Xie.

Mother Tian came out with a smile, and introduced: "There are thirty brides here. If you can tell which one you want to marry without using spells or taking off the hijab, you will pass the test. If you can't tell, please Come back."

Tao Tao secretly laughed, in the play there is Tang Bohu spotting Qiuxiang, and here there is a six-eared macaque spotting field scorpions. It is really difficult to distinguish without using magic. It is a good show to watch!

The six-eared macaque also frowned slightly. If he could use spells, he would be able to find the bride in minutes.But without spells, what do you think?It's more difficult than fighting Tian's father.

He grabbed the red flower and passed in front of the girls one by one, and occasionally took the other's hand to observe, but after walking around for a long time, he still couldn't see it.

Tao Tao was a little anxious for him, she had already passed two levels, so she couldn't fall down in the third level.Seeing the six-eared macaque scratching its ears and cheeks anxiously, its face flushed red, she couldn't help but move over a little bit.

Said the six-eared macaque walked to the side, she reminded in a low voice: "Sound."

The six-eared macaque was startled, then looked at Tao Tao suddenly, and said pleasantly, "Miss Tao Zi, when did you come? Do you think I'm better and plan to give up Monkey King? Are you here to snatch the bride? Let's go, let's go!" Take me away, anyway, Tian Xie doesn't care about me, and makes some weird requests to embarrass me."

As he said that, he really grabbed Tao Tao's arm and said loudly on purpose: "Let's go now, let that scorpion regret it!"

Tao Tao was startled, she didn't expect to get into trouble, what is the six-eared macaque doing?

"Stinky monkey, you dare to leave!" A roar suddenly came from behind many brides.

Tian Xie jumped out of the room, threw off the hijab and flew in front of the six-eared macaque, glaring at him angrily.

The six-eared macaque quickly let go of Tao Tao, and hugged Tian Xie into its arms: "I won't go, I won't provoke you like this, why did you come out? Ma'am, today is our big day, how are you doing?" make it difficult for me?"

Tian Xie was furious, but Tian's mother shook her head and laughed, knowing that this daughter would not be able to hold her breath.

"Mother-in-law, I found Tian Xie, have you passed this test?" The six-eared macaque held Tian Xie's hand and came to show off in front of Tian's mother.

"It's over, it's over, you can pick him up." Mother Tian laughed, and told Tian Xie: "We're getting married today, you're still so childish, you should be more prudent in the future."

"Understood, mother." Tian Xie also blushed.

The six-eared macaque immediately picked her up and walked out of the room happily.Tao Tao and the others also followed out with a smile, the Tian family's send-off team and the six-eared macaque's welcome team merged into a long queue, and headed towards the macaque mountain.

This side is very lively, but Monkey King is anxious to get angry.He was about to go to the Heavenly Court to have a look, but when he walked halfway, he suddenly saw a black shadow flashing in front of him, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a Xiaotian dog.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed that Xiao Tiangou was here, which meant that Erlang God Yang Jian was not far away, so he hurried forward to stop Xiao Tiangou, wanting to ask for clarification.But Roaring Sky Dog thought that he was coming in a bad way, so he opened his mouth and roared.

"Don't yell, don't yell, Lao Sun is not beating you. Let me ask you, where is your master? Lao Sun wants to ask him for help." Although Sun Wukong was once captured by Erlang God, he was unhappy for a long time , but being suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for hundreds of years, this kind of thought gradually faded away.

Therefore, when it comes to Erlang God today, it is already a lot more polite.

Xiaotiangou stared at him vigilantly, and said, "You are Monkey King? My master is patrolling this area. What do you want to do?"

"Oh? That's just right. Old Sun has a big job to ask him for help. Take me to him quickly."

Xiaotiangou stood still, and Monkey King was a little annoyed.Just as he was thinking about how to deal with this dog, a sharp breath suddenly struck from behind.Sun Wukong just dodged it with a flash, and when he turned around, he saw a man charging towards him aggressively with a three-pointed two-edged knife.

"Where did the monster come from?" Erlang Shen shouted, wanting to stab again.

Sun Wukong said: "Zhenjun, it's the old grandson, Sun Wukong."

Erlangshen was startled, looked him up and down, and said in disbelief: "You are Sun Wukong? Where is your hair? I heard that you protected Monk Tang to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Why are you embarrassing my pet dog here?"

"What Zhenjun said, I just asked him where you are, why is it embarrassing? As for the hair on his body, he had shaved it long ago, and he followed the master to travel all over the world. It is not easy to show people that image. You want to ask for your help." Sun Wukong knew that the other party was powerful, Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou might be able to subdue the monster, so his words were very kind.

Seeing that he was not as wild and unruly as usual, Erlang Shen lost a lot of hostility: "How can I help you?"

Sun Wukong simply said: "It's like this, Lao Sun escorted Master to pass by a place called Jindou Mountain, there is a very powerful monster there, and he has a magic weapon of iron circles in his hand, so he will set my treasure up. Gone. Bajie and Wujing were also caught by him and held in the cave. I went in to save them once, and even stole the golden cudgel. I never thought that I would alarm the monster and snatch our brother’s magic weapon away. My two younger brothers were also tied up again."

"I don't have a golden cudgel, and I'm not his opponent, so I wanted to go to Heaven for help, but I met Xiao Tiangou, so I came to you. Zhenjun, you have to help me with this."

Erlang Shen nodded his head when he heard the words, and said: "If that's the case, I'll go with you, and save you from going to Heaven."

"The old grandson will thank you in advance." Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and quickly returned to Jindou Mountain with Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou.When he arrived at Jindou Cave, he said again: "I'll call the door first, and when the monster comes out, I'll have to trouble Zhenjun."

"Okay, you go and call him out." Erlang Shen held the three-pointed two-edged knife, and Xiao Tiangou stared at the cave door closely.

Sun Wukong slammed his fist on the stone gate and shouted angrily: "Monster, your grandpa is here again, come out and fight with your grandpa! Don't hide your head and show your tail and dare not come out, lest you tell people to laugh at you for being courageous! "

"You dead monkey is too much, my lord came out, what can you do to me?" How could the lord Si hear Sun Wukong's provocation, so he immediately took the cloak and rushed out with a spear in his hand.

Monkey King flashed to the side, and Erlang Shen immediately went up to meet him, and slashed at him with a single knife.

"Hmph, it turns out that you have no seeds. If you can't beat yourself, I will ask for help." King Xi parried Erlang Shen's knife with a single shot, and cursed.The Xiaotian dog next to him took the opportunity to pounce and almost bit King Xi's buttocks.

Only then did King Si see the appearance of Erlang God and Xiaotiangou, and exclaimed: "So it's Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun and Xiaotiangou!"

"You monster is quite knowledgeable, and you actually recognize me." Erlangshen was a little surprised, but he struck mercilessly, he cooperated tacitly with Xiaotiangou, and within a few hits, King Xi backed up again and again, almost unable to hold back.

Seeing that he was about to win, King Si suddenly took down the iron ring again. Erlang Shen was stunned, and he gained some strength to hold the three-pointed and double-edged knife.How could he know that the silver light flashed from the iron circle, and the three-pointed double-edged knife seemed to be hit by a demon, and it instantly escaped his control and was caught in it.

Erlang unbelievingly took out the Tai'a Sword again, and before he could make a move, he was trapped again, even the bell on Xiaotiangou's neck was sucked away, he immediately stepped back dozens of steps, not daring to take out the treasure again.

"Hahahaha... so you are nothing more than that! This king will teach you a lesson today, let's see if you dare to make trouble again!" King Si smiled haughtily, full of arrogance, and the little demons were also triumphant and returned home in victory.

Seeing the shock on Erlangshen's face, Monkey King smiled and said, "Why did you give him an extra Tai'a sword?"

"How did I know that his circle is so powerful? I want to try it." Erlangshen was full of remorse, and lost two magic weapons in a row, which hit him hard. "Why are you still laughing at me, monkey?"

"Don't dare, I just don't know how to break his circle."

Erlang Shendao: "This monster recognizes Xiao Tiangou and me, so it must be from the Heavenly Court. Come with me to the Heavenly Court and find out who is absent from work. It must be that person who thinks about the lower realms, and deliberately intended you as a teacher and apprentice."

"Zhenjun's words are justified, let's go now." Sun Wukong secretly said that he finally had an investigation direction, hum, don't let him know who is doing the damage this time, otherwise he will show no mercy.

After going to the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor saw that Erlang God came with Sun Wukong, he couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Could it be that the two of you have clashed again, and you want me to judge?"

"Your Majesty misunderstood, I met Sun Dasheng while on patrol." Erlang Shen hastily denied it, and wanted to justify a few words, but was interrupted by Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong said: "You can't talk about the point for a long time, so it's the old grandson who will talk about it. Your Majesty, it's like this. I protect the master and pass by a place called Jindou Mountain. There is a monster in that mountain. He has a very powerful iron circle. They took away my golden cudgel, the magic weapon of my two juniors, and the magic weapon of Zhenjun Erlang. The monster knew Zhenjun Erlang and Xiaotiangou, so we suspected that he came from the heaven."

Erlang God nodded in agreement and said: "So I came to the Heavenly Court together with Sun Dasheng, I hope His Majesty can check to see if there is anyone in the Heavenly Court who has thought of the lower realm and turned into a monster to make trouble."

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "So you two are helping each other, so that's good. Come on, immediately check the people and horses from all sides in the heavenly court to see if there are any people who think of the lower realms, and report them quickly!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Immediately, a fairy took the order to leave and ordered to go on.

"Old Sun thinks that it's not just the gods from all over the world, their pets, mounts, and subordinates may also be possible, and they should be checked." Monkey King has gained experience in fighting monsters. They are all related to various gods or bodhisattvas.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, and said again: "But in this way, the scope of investigation is too wide. Besides, some gods are loose immortals, so it is difficult to find them. It may take several days to search them all."

"Several days? Isn't it several years in the human world? No, no, Lao Sun can't afford to wait." Sun Wukong had to take the next best thing and said, "Then check all the gods in the heaven."

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to issue another order, which was conveyed to all the gods in the heaven.

Those who went to click everywhere got a quick response. There are heavenly soldiers and generals everywhere, and there is no one who thinks of the lower realm.It was not so smooth to ask the gods from all walks of life in the heavenly court. Some of these gods were not at home, some thanked guests behind closed doors, and some had a bad temper and did not cooperate.

Seeing the time passing by, Sun Wukong was getting impatient, and a handsome young man walked in suddenly.

"Great Sage, I heard that you met a monster again, and even the golden cudgel was taken away?" The young man was Nezha. Last time he was put in Huangmei's acquired bag, he felt very humiliated, so he didn't leave for so long. Come out and meet people.

This time I heard that Monkey King had suffered a big loss, and when I got excited, I ran over happily.

Sun Wukong looked at him angrily and said, "Why does Old Sun think you are taking pleasure in other's misfortune? Hmph, this time not only my golden cudgel was taken away, but Zhenjun Erlang's magic weapon was also taken away."

"So powerful?" Nezha opened his eyes wide excitedly, grabbed Monkey King's arm and said, "Then I'm going to have a look, Great Sage, you lead the way."

"Aren't you afraid that your magic weapon will also be taken away?" Looking at Nezha's body full of treasures, Monkey King felt sorry for him.

Erlang Shen suddenly said: "I think of a few people, maybe they can help."