Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Zhu Bajie said unhappily: "Why am I the only one who changed into the original form? If you have the ability, you can also change back to the original form. Let's go together."

Monkey King asked the couple: "The monster eats monkeys?"

"Eat them all. Sometimes you can't gather so many poultry and livestock, and people in the village go out to hunt, and they may hunt monkeys, wild boars and so on." The husband and wife looked at them nervously. Could it be that the people in front of them are also monsters?

"Smelly monkey, do you hear me? Monsters don't think monkeys have less meat." Zhu Bajie finally found a reason, and bargained with his arms crossed: "If you don't change your original shape, I won't change either."

"Change, change. Old Sun is more handsome than you idiot even if he changes back to his original form." Sun Wukong really changed back to his original form as he said, it turned out to be a tall and strong golden-haired monkey!

It's just that its appearance is quite close to that of a human being, majestic and full of arrogance, it doesn't look like an ordinary monkey at all.

"Wukong, I'm afraid you can't be fooled by your appearance." Even Tang Seng saw something wrong and suggested, "Why don't you become a pig too? Two big fat pigs will surely make those monsters happy, let go alert."

Sun Wukong said: "Not only will I not let go of my guard, but it will also make those monsters push forward. Forget it, I will change it again."

A burst of white light flashed, and he really changed his appearance again.It's still a golden retriever, but it's much shorter, and its momentum has suddenly disappeared, like those ordinary monkeys who haven't opened their minds, but they are very cute.

Everyone laughed when they saw it: "That's good."

So Zhu Bajie can only change back to its original shape, which is a big fat pig more than one meter long, fat and strong, making people greedy at first glance.

Sha Wujing asked: "Then what am I transformed into? I am not an animal in my original body."

"You will become a big fish." Zhu Bajie opened and closed his big mouth, speaking in a low voice.

"Second brother, this is a good idea, senior brother, please help me change it." Sha Wujing didn't learn how to change from 36 to 72, so he could only turn to Monkey King for help.

Sun Wukong blew on him, and Sha Wujing immediately became a big grass carp nearly one meter long.

"Quickly tie us up and send that monster over there." Sun Wukong reminded the couple when he saw that the couple had been fascinated.

"Oh, oh, good." The man hastily untied the ropes that bound the chickens and ducks, and loosely tied the three of them up. "I'm going to find someone to help me carry it over there."

The man went out and quickly called several neighbors. The neighbors saw that there were so many animals in his house, and they thought he stole it from somewhere.The man had no choice but to say a few words about the whole story, which envied all the neighbors in amazement.

But there is no jealousy, after all, if the monster can be killed, the whole village will benefit.

The neighbor found a chopping board, put all three of them on the chopping board, and then four people carried them to Jindou Mountain.Perhaps Zhu Bajie was too heavy, the four of them were sweating profusely from the journey, panting heavily, and took three breaths before reaching the shed at the foot of the mountain.

The shed was not big, and there were only a few large baskets inside, which were used to hold various animals.The four big men put the big fat pig, the little monkey and the big grass carp into a basket respectively, waved them gratefully, and then left one after another.

Zhu Bajie's original body was too big, he was stuck in the basket and couldn't move, his swollen pig's face turned red.

"Brother Monkey, help me quickly, the old pig will be stuck to death if this continues." Zhu Bajie had no choice but to call for help.

Seeing him like that, Sun Wukong joked: "Who told you to eat so much? You are not happy to ask you to eat less. You know how powerful this time is?"

"I got it, I got it, brother monkey, please help me, otherwise I will be stuck to death, and I will have one less person to protect my master and one less person to fight monsters." few.

"I'll help you this time." Sun Wukong saw that he was really uncomfortable, so he breathed out a breath of immortal air, and Zhu Bajie's body shrank a circle, from 250 catties to [-] catties.

"Thank you, Brother Monkey..." Zhu Bajie finally breathed freely, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Hush, there are monsters coming." Sun Wukong reminded, and the three of them immediately lowered their heads, pretending to lie weakly in the basket.

Soon, seven or eight little demons came in talking and laughing, and when they saw the things in the three baskets, they all let out an exclamation.Especially when he looked at Zhu Bajie, with those fiery eyes, he wanted to eat him directly.

"This family is really nice today. They actually sent such a big fat pig. If the king sees it, he will be very happy."

"Isn't that right? Brothers will have a good time tomorrow. Tonight, we will slaughter this big fat pig first, and tomorrow it will be steamed to pieces. Everyone will share it."

"Then what are you waiting for? Take this fat pig back!"

The eight little demons are divided into three groups. The first group of four go to carry Zhu Bajie, the second group of two go to carry Monkey King, and the third group of two go to carry Sha Wujing.

The four little demons had to use all their strength to lift Zhu Bajie up, which made the other four little demons laugh out loud.How did they know that Zhu Bajie used a heavy weight method to increase the weight from 250 catties to [-] catties.

Sun Wukong knew his tricks at a glance, secretly amused himself, and also used a weight-sinking technique, reducing his weight from less than a hundred catties to a thousand catties!

"Roar..." The two little demons who were carrying him roared angrily, but the basket didn't move at all, almost dodging their backs.

"It's weird, a little monkey, why is it so heavy?" The two little monsters were so tired that they were about to vomit blood, and their foreheads were covered with sweat.

"Are you guys being lazy? You can't even lift a monkey." The little demon in the third group started laughing at the two again.

"Hmph, if you don't believe me, come and try it?"

"We're not that stupid." The third group of two little demons went to carry Sha Wujing, but Sha Wujing's ability was not that great, so the two little demons easily lifted him up, swaying towards the golden pocket The hole went.

These six little demons were suffering but could not tell, in the end one of the brave ones ran back to the cave and called ten little demons, who carried them back.

The little demon at the head immediately announced the good news to the king: "Your Majesty, today's family is very good, and they sent a big fat pig! There is also a monkey and a big fish!"

"Big fat pig? How many catties and taels?" Si Dawang was sitting on the throne drinking wine. He didn't look very good-looking, with a dark complexion, a long nose and a long mouth, and a horn on his head.

The little demon said: "It hasn't been weighed yet, but our eight brothers just carried it back."

"Then go and weigh it." King Si ordered.

The little demon asked Zhu Bajie to be tied up and hung up to be weighed. Zhu Bajie scolded his mother inwardly. If he hadn't taken the opportunity to deal with these monsters, he would not have suffered this humiliation.

Eight little demons carried him to the scale, and the scale almost failed. The little demon looked at the scale on it and screamed happily: "Five hundred catties! Your Majesty, this fat pig weighs five hundred catties!" !"

"Oh? A five-hundred-jin big fat pig? That's so rare! Steam him to pieces and send it over to my king to eat!" King Si beamed with joy when he heard that. It turns out that the people in this village are too poor, The contributions are all things like chicken, duck and fish.

Of course there are pigs and sheep, but it is good to have a hundred catties. When have you seen five hundred catties?

King Si stared at Zhu Bajie with bright eyes, and after looking at it for a while, he suddenly said: "This pig only looks like two or three hundred catties, are you sure you are right?"

"Absolutely not. Your Majesty, come and weigh it yourself. It's really five hundred catties." The little demon was extremely wronged, and thought that the pig might have grown tight.

King Xi waved his hands and said, "Since that's the case, you guys should go get steamed quickly."

"Then the monkey and the fish..."

"Save it for tomorrow."

Zhu Bajie became dissatisfied when he heard this, and cursed: "You monster treats one more than another, why do you only eat my old pig and not eat that dead monkey? The old pig quit!"

The monster was startled, Zhu Bajie had instantly turned back into a human body, he pulled out the nine-toothed rake and hit it.Monkey King had no choice but to show up, and at the same time lifted the spell on Sha Wujing's body, and the three brothers fought side by side, fighting monsters together.

"Who are you? Why do you pretend to be animals to deceive the king?" The king dodged to avoid Zhu Bajie's attack, took his gun from the wall, and fought with Zhu Bajie.

"You damn monster, you don't even know your grandpa pig? You still want to steam me to eat, grandpa pig is here to let you know each other today!" Zhu Bajie was so ruthless that he actually forced King Xi to take several steps back.

But King Si is not easy to provoke, after calming down, he became more calm, and gradually suppressed Zhu Bajie.Seeing that Zhu Bajie was about to be shot, Monkey King blocked the gun with a "touch".

"Bajie, I'll take care of him!"

"Brother Monkey, be careful, this monster has tricks." Zhu Bajie was sweating profusely from the beating, and he gave a warning, and killed the little monster who was sneaking up from behind with a rake.

These little monsters don't need to do anything, even Sha Wujing can kill two of them with one stick, but the Great King Si doesn't know where the monster has successfully cultivated, Sun Wukong and him have tried dozens of moves without being able to distinguish the winner burden.

"You monster has some skills, tell me your name, and the old grandson will spare you." Sun Wukong has encountered many monsters, so he has some experience. If someone with such a high level of cultivation is like this, it is likely that some god or Bodhisattva has left. Lost.

The King Si sneered and said, "Stop talking nonsense, I'm afraid you won't succeed? If you want to beg for mercy, just kneel down and call grandpa three times. Maybe when the King is happy, he will spare you!"

"The monster is too rampant!" Sun Wukong didn't say anything, so he could only go head-to-head. After dozens of tricks, the monster finally became a little weak.Sun Wukong saw the opportunity and hit it with a stick.

King Xi was rubbed against his arm by his golden cudgel, and one arm was broken immediately. This time he was really angry.

"Dare to hurt my lord, my lord will make you pay for it today!" King Si was furious, lost the gun at once, wiped his right arm on his left arm, and pulled out a silver-white iron circle.

I don't know what kind of treasure it is in that circle, and suddenly the silver light shines.Sun Wukong was about to take the opportunity to hit another stick, but the golden cudgel in his hand didn't obey, he broke free suddenly and flew towards the iron circle.

At the same time, Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake and Sha Wujing's demon subduing staff also flew over together, but the broken copper and rotten iron in the hands of the little demons remained intact and did not move.

The three brothers were taken aback. Seeing that the magic weapon was taken away, they were left with bare hands, how could they defeat each other?

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were caught by a group of little monsters without struggling a few times, but Monkey King ran fast and disappeared into the cave in a puff of smoke.

"Hmph, you run pretty fast." King Si surrendered his weapon, his anger calmed down a little, he stared at Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing and said, "Tie them up first, and they will be steamed and eaten tomorrow! Guard the entrance of the cave carefully, and don't Let another person in!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

King Xi let the little demons carry the golden cudgel and other things down, and he himself went back to his room to recuperate.

Besides, Sun Wukong was annoyed after escaping with his bare hands. Since he got the golden cudgel from the old dragon king of the East China Sea 500 years ago, he has never left.This iron rod has already been part of his body, and without it, it seems that the body is incomplete. How can he bear it?

"I don't know what kind of treasure that iron circle is, but it can even catch Lao Sun's golden cudgel. It's really powerful."

Seeing that the time had passed and the stone gate of the cave was closed tightly, Monkey King decided to wait until dawn, and not to mention going back to the village to rest.

At dawn the next day, Monkey King went to Jindou Cave again, turned into a wisp of smoke and got in through a gap the size of a sesame seed, and then turned into a mosquito again.The cave was relatively quiet, the king hadn't gotten up yet, and some little monsters didn't dare to make too much noise.

Monkey King saw that Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were tied to the pillar by Wuhuada, and there were four little monsters guarding them, so he was not in a hurry to save them.He turned around in the cave, and found that his golden cudgel was randomly thrown in a dark cave, but there were four little demon guards at the entrance of the cave.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and thought of the way to deal with Sai Taisui before, it is better to get the monster's treasure first, and then deal with it.

So he quietly went to Sai Taisui's room, and saw Sai Taisui lying on the stone bed with his limbs wide open, soundly asleep.The arm that was broken by him last night seemed to have been taken back, and there was an iron ring on the arm. It was the baby who took away his golden cudgel last night!

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and suddenly turned into a mouse and used his mouth to back the circle, but the circle looked small, but it was very heavy. He couldn't get it off after a long time, but woke up the king.

King Si opened his eyes bewilderedly, and Monkey King hurried out of bed, hid in a corner, and followed him out of the room.

"My lord, are you getting up? Do you want to steam these two people now?" Suddenly, a little demon came up to ask courteously.

"Huh, of course we have to steam it, but wait until tomorrow. Yesterday, that family dared to fool the king, and even invited helpers to kill me, killing so many of my brothers, this grudge can't be forgotten! You, go order Qi Shi You little monster, catch all the people from that family, and eat them first today! Anyone in the village who dares to stop him will be caught and eaten!"

King Si woke up with a strange arrogance, and the moment he opened his mouth, his family was killed.

Sun Wukong sneered secretly, how could this group of monsters go to settle accounts with that couple?Master, Xiao Bailong and luggage are still there.After thinking about it, he quickly came up with an idea, followed the ten little demons and left the cave.

The ten little demons flaunted their might and headed towards the village, uttering bold words along the way, they must make the couple look good.Monkey King followed them all the time, and when he was a few miles away from Jindou Cave, he suddenly appeared and punched them one by one.

Even without the golden cudgel, he still had no trouble dealing with these little monsters. Before they could react, they were all taken away.

Looking at the corpses on the ground, Monkey King touched his chin, dragged them all into the bushes, and covered them with branches and leaves.He pulled out more than ten monkey hairs casually, breathed on the fairy air, and transformed into nine little demons among them.

The remaining two became the couple, and they deliberately beat the couple to their heads, so pitiful.

"Hmph, it must be enough to fool the king. This monster is neither sexual nor greedy, but a bit greedy. In this case, Lao Sun will do what he likes and let him eat as much as he likes." Early in the morning, I ran into the woods to get a few pheasants and hares.

"It's a pity that Taozi is not here, otherwise I will make a few more bowls of chili sauce, which will make this king so hot that he has diarrhea." After waiting for a while, seeing that the time was almost up, he became the little demon who took the lead, leading a group of fake monsters Swaggered to Jindoudong.

"Your Majesty, we are back. Not only did we bring that nasty couple back, but we also ran into some pheasants and hares on the way, and we brought them for the King's tooth sacrifice." Sure enough, he laughed with satisfaction.

He praised: "Not bad, big head, I'm worthy of my majesty's careful cultivation of you. Now put this hateful couple on the steamer, steam them and eat them."

Sun Wukong said: "My lord, these two people have to steam for several hours before they are cooked. Why don't you roast these pheasants and hares for the king first, so that you can satisfy your hunger?"

King Xi stared at him curiously: "Oh, you can cook and eat? Why didn't you come into the kitchen before?"

"The little one just learned it recently. Don't you want to show it to the king? I hope the king will give the little one this chance." Sun Wukong also learned a few cooking tricks from Tao Tao, although he didn't taste very good because of the taste. He has been raised for a long time, but it must be enough to fool the king.

"Since that's the case, go quickly and let me have a taste of your craft." King Si laughed loudly and waved his hand to let him go down.

Sun Wukong went to the kitchen and ordered the fake monsters to pluck, skin and viscera the pheasant and hare.On the other hand, he took out a lot of bottles and jars, all of which were seasonings left by Tao Tao, and began to study which one to put first and which one to put later.

The little demons moved very quickly, and within a quarter of an hour they had finished seven or eight wild game, so Monkey King began to roast pheasants and rabbits.

Thinking back to Tao Tao's method, I smeared the oil with seasoning on it, and the fragrance quickly came out.Not to mention those monsters outside who have never seen the world, even Monkey King himself is drooling.

King Si was startled immediately, and he ran to the kitchen and exclaimed, "Big head, what delicious food are you cooking?!"