Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, even if you don't say it, the old grandson will say so. This monster has done too many crimes, and he must not be spared!" Not to mention that Sun Wukong has already cleaned up all Sai Taisui's younger brothers, Sai Taisui will definitely come to him for revenge.

It is said that Sai Taisui burned to death and injured countless court ladies, eunuchs and guards, and committed heinous murders, so he cannot be let go.

"Thank you, Elder Sun, thank you, Elder Sun!" The king was overjoyed, the monster gave him a cuckold, and he wished he could kill Sai Taisui with his own hands.

But it's not easy to kill Sai Taisui. The three Monkey King brothers all suffered from the Zijinling. This magic weapon is really too powerful.

In the evening, everyone gathered together and decided to get the Zijin Bell first, and then let Sai Taisui also taste the taste of being corroded by poisonous sand.

"Brother Monkey, you said you shouldn't be so hard on your hands. It's all over now, there is no monster in that cave, even if we want to get in there, there is nothing we can do." Zhu Bajie has recovered a lot after taking the elixir. .

As soon as he regained his energy, he couldn't keep his mouth idle. While eating melon and fruit snacks, he complained about Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said: "It's better to beat them all to death. We will turn into little monsters and surrender in front of him. Do you think he will accept it?"

Zhu Bajie said: "That's really hard to say. If it were me, my first reaction would be to suspect that you changed the little demon."

"That's not necessarily the case. Brother Hou, you can create a few more little monsters. The monsters won't think that you changed them all, right? At that time, the few of us will turn into bees and fly in. We will use two prongs to steal. Zijinling." Tao Tao also suggested, which was unanimously approved by everyone.

"This is simple, Lao Sun can do it by picking a few hairs. It's not too late, let's go on the road." Monkey King ordered Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie, and still asked Sha Wujing to stay in the palace to protect Tang Seng.

When they came to Qilin Mountain again, they found that the foot of the mountain was full of corpses of monsters, probably thrown out by Sai Taisui.Sun Wukong smiled triumphantly, wondering how Sai Taisui felt when he found out that his younger brothers were all wiped out?

Without further hesitation, he stripped off a few golden hairs and turned into various little demons, seven or eight in total.After thinking about it, he inflicted some injuries on the monsters, so that he could get away with it.

The three of them turned into bees again, buzzing and flying into the nearby bushes, waiting for an opportunity.

One of the little demons slapped the stone door vigorously, and shouted loudly: "My lord, open the door, the lord, it is the little one who has returned. My lord, open the door quickly."

There was no response after shouting for a long time, so seven or eight little demons shouted loudly together: "My lord, open the door quickly, the little ones are back! King, are you home? Open the door quickly."

The sound shook the sky, finally there was movement in the cave, and after a short while, someone opened the stone door, and the cruel Sai Taisui finally appeared in front of him.

"Your Majesty, you finally paid attention to us. It's the little ones who have returned." The little demons immediately beamed with joy, nodded and bowed their heads to salute.

Sai Taisui looked at them in bewilderment, and asked in confusion, "Where did you come from? Why doesn't my lord know you?"

As if struck by lightning, the little demons cried out, "Your Majesty is such a noble man who forgets so much, even our brothers. My Majesty, I am Xiao Jin."

"My lord, I'm Xiaolanlan."

"Your Majesty, I just ignore you..."

Seven or eight little demons reported their names, but Sai Taisui was still at a loss, but he had never heard of any of them.

The leader, Xiao Jin, cried and said: "We are all monsters with little reputation in the outermost circle. No wonder the king doesn't remember us. But because we were guarding the outer circle, we only escaped a catastrophe yesterday. After being injured by the Monkey King, we hurried I ran away for my life. Now that I know the king is back, I dare to come back again."

Seeing them all with bruised noses and swollen faces, some of them had broken arms, Sai Taisui gradually dispelled his doubts.

Monkey King plus a few juniors are only four people. It is impossible to conjure up eight monsters. It seems that he is too worried.Right now is the time for employing people, although these eight little demons don't have much skills, it is still no problem to serve tea and water to guard the door.

Now that I have brought my wife back, I am short of a few waiters.

"Thinking of your heart, I will let you go back and serve me." Sai Taisui opened the stone gate completely, and the eight little demons were overjoyed immediately, thanking them repeatedly.

In this way, two guards were left to guard the cave door, and the remaining six all entered the cave.Sai Taisui assigned two to serve Empress Yusheng, and the other four made other arrangements, such as taking care of the cave and getting food.

Little did they know, Tao Tao and the others had already taken the opportunity to fly into the cave, followed Sai Taisui, and were thinking about how to do it.

Seeing Sai Taisui sitting at the stone table in the cave drinking wine, Sun Wukong nailed it to the wall, buzzing and said: "Last time when he dealt with Lao Sun, I think the bell was taken out from his waist. , it’s not easy.”

"It was also taken from the waist to deal with us yesterday, brother monkey, what should we do then?" Zhu Bajie also rested beside him and buzzed.

It happened that Empress Yusheng came over and said with a sad face, "Your Majesty, drinking alcohol is harmful to your health, so drink less."

Sai Taisui hugged him in his arms and sighed: "My lord is trying to drink away his sorrows. The clever plan that has been planned for three years has failed like this. They even killed his child. How can you let my lord be willing?" ? Sigh, there are not even many followers left, and they were all beaten to death by the Monkey King, madam, I’m afraid I will wrong you in the future.”

Empress Yusheng shook her head and said with a smile: "I don't feel wronged, it is the king who made me realize the joy of being a woman. King, I believe that you will make a comeback one day, and then you will let me live a good life .”

"Ma'am, even for you, I will definitely work harder!" Sai Taisui was startled when he heard this, he pressed Empress Yusheng on the table, and was about to take off her clothes.

"Your Majesty, there are still servants watching. Can't you just bear with it when the sky is bright and white?" Empress Yusheng was ashamed and embarrassing, and suddenly touched the wine pot on the table, spilling her sleeve. "Oh, wait until I go back to my room and change my clothes."

Sai Taisui had no choice but to let her go, staring at her slender back as she left, and licked his lower lip.

Tao Tao's eyes lit up, and she buzzed, "Brother Hou, let's follow! This woman is the closest person to Sai Taisui, and she will listen to everything she says."

"You mean..." Sun Wukong quickly understood Tao Tao's thoughts, glanced at Zhu Bajie next to him, and made up his mind.

Seeing Empress Yu Sheng return to the bedroom and close the door at the last moment, the three of them flew in with all their might!

While Empress Yusheng was concentrating on taking off her clothes, Sun Wukong suddenly changed back to his original shape, covered her mouth with one hand, and knocked her out with the other hand.In order to let her sleep for a while, a few sleepy bugs were created to crawl into her nose, so that she would not be able to wake up for a day or two.

"Idiot, what are you looking at? Be like her!" Sun Wukong urged in a low voice.

"Huh? You want me to become a woman again?" Zhu Bajie was so excited that he changed from a bee to Empress Jade Saint. Monkey King picked up the clean clothes that Empress Jade Saint had just brought out and threw them to Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie put them on cheerfully. It was on, and she turned around in front of the mirror in a smug manner.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "Alright, alright, you are already enchanting and beautiful enough, hurry up and seduce that Sai Taisui, and ask him to give you the purple golden bell!"

Zhu Bajie cast a wink, and said with a coquettish smile: "It's such a trivial matter, hmph, just wait, I'll definitely be able to handle it."

Sun Wukong couldn't take it anymore and looked away, Tao Tao had already hit his head against the wall, and he would never admit that this was her brother.

Opening the door, Zhu Bajie walked out enchantingly, and when no one was around, he even smeared some saliva on the corners of his eyes, looking like he was about to cry.When he walked to Sai Taisui's side, he had already started sobbing softly.

"Ma'am, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying again?" Sai Taisui immediately put down the wine glass in his hand, pulled someone to sit beside him, and asked with concern.

"My lord, when I was changing my clothes just now, I saw a baby's clothes... blah blah... that was worn by our child before... blah blah...my son died so badly, lord, Will you stop loving me because of this... I have no sense of security..."

Zhu Bajie cried sincerely, and when he talked about the child, Sai Taisui's eyes were also red.

"Madam, don't be sad, I will definitely avenge our child and settle accounts with Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing!"

Zhu Bajie grabbed his hand and said, "My lord, that's not what I mean. Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are so powerful, you should not take revenge on them, I don't want to lose you too... blah blah..."

"Madam..." Sai Taisui was moved for a moment, hugged him in his arms and said, "I don't want to lose Madam either. If that's the case, let's have a few more children, so you won't be sad."

Zhu Bajie said: "But you men are always talking about one thing and another behind your back. How can you make me believe you? You have to give me your most precious things for safekeeping, so I believe that you will not seek revenge from them."

Sai Taisui smiled and said: "When did I lie to Madam? If I say I won't seek revenge from them, I will definitely not go."

"Hmph, empty words are useless. Your Majesty, you don't know how much people are worried about you, they are afraid that something bad will happen to you... blah blah..." Zhu Bajie took out his handkerchief and pretended to wipe his tears.

"Okay, okay, I'll keep my three purple gold bells for you, so you should believe that I won't take revenge?" Sai Taisui was helpless, and really took out three palm-sized bells from his waist, and put them in Zhu Bajie. hands. "Ma'am, this purple golden bell is my treasure, you must take good care of it."

"I will definitely take good care of the king's things, so that he will have a bottom of his heart. King, I believe in you, let's have a baby tonight." Zhu Bajie carefully put away the treasure, and offered to pour wine for Sai Taisui, Le De Sai Tai Sui smiled.

"Why wait for tonight? How about now..." As he spoke, he pressed the person on the table again.

Zhu Bajie glared: "Your Majesty wants to wet my clothes again?" He put the wine glass in Sai Taisui's hand and got up to leave: "I'll hide your treasure first, so that the little monsters won't go away."

"Then you have to hide it carefully." Sai Taisui reminded with a smile.

As soon as Zhu Bajie turned into the path, he changed back to his original appearance. Monkey King and Tao Tao also appeared together, and Sai Taisui finally felt something was wrong.

"Monster, let's see how you release the poisonous sand this time!" Sun Wukong saw Sai Taisui turned around, and immediately struck first, raised the golden cudgel and hit him.

"Sun Wukong, so it's you!" Sai Taisui was shocked, and when he saw the purple golden bell in Zhu Bajie's hand, he gritted his teeth with hatred.Taking out a long knife to block the golden cudgel, he shouted angrily: "Zhu Bajie, what have you done to my wife?"

"Your wife has already met Hades, hey, my brothers will send you down to accompany her!" Zhu Bajie shook the bell, and a sea of ​​flames burst out of thin air, completely surrounding Sai Taisui.

Sun Wukong suddenly rushed out of the fire, slapped him on the head, and cursed: "You idiot, do you want to burn me to death together? Can't you wait for me to come out before setting the fire?"

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "How can this fire reach you, Brother Monkey? Even the Eight Diagrams Stove of Taishang Laojun can't burn you to death. Brother Monkey, if I set the fire slowly, the monster won't run away?"

"Zhu Bajie, do you think that my king really can't escape?" Sai Taisui was also an old monster who had practiced for many years, he just cut a passage with a long knife and escaped from the fire.

Seeing the opportunity, Monkey King hit him with a stick, and urged: "The place is narrow here, you two go out first."

Seeing that Tao Tao couldn't help, she dragged Zhu Bajie away first. Zhu Bajie wanted to shake the bell, but Tao Tao pressed it back.

The two fled to the entrance of the cave, and Zhu Bajie suggested on a whim: "Little sister, why don't I release the poisonous sand? Anyway, the stinky monkey won't get hurt after eating the elixir, so I'm helping him lighten the burden."

"You just want to use Sai Taisui to test your power. Why are there so many excuses?" Tao Tao was speechless, thinking of Empress Yusheng again, and said, "Aren't you the most sympathetic to jade? That Empress Yusheng is still stuffed under the bed. You this time Put the poison, she will definitely die."

"Hmph, that kind of woman dies when she dies, and the old pig still feels sorry for her? She cheated on the king with a monster, and gave birth to a monster's child who wants to inherit the throne. This is a great crime against the Nine Clans." Zhu Bajie was not confused at this time. , really took out the third purple golden bell, and shook it twice towards the hole.

Immediately, the cave was densely covered with yellow sand, and there was a tendency to spread out. Tao Tao hurriedly stepped back dozens of steps to avoid the terrible poisonous sand.Zhu Bajie had taken the elixir and had a 36-hour immunity period, so he looked in curiously at the entrance of the cave.

Soon, his whole body was covered by yellow sand, but the yellow sand could not do anything to him, not to mention the corrosion and bleeding holes, there was not even a trace.

"Monster, Laozhu will let you taste the power of this poisonous sand!" He was very unhappy, and just after he finished saying this, he saw Monkey King flying out with a stick, almost hitting Zhu Bajie on the head with a stick.

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he fell to the ground and said in a panic, "Brother Monkey is me, don't mess around."

"I knew it was you who wanted to fight." Sun Wukong was really angry. He was fighting with Sai Taisui when suddenly yellow sand filled the air, so blurry that he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't see clearly. He was almost slashed by Sai Taisui. middle.

This idiot can play tricks.

"Hey, Brother Monkey, I also want to help you. Look, how easy it is to just shake the bell like this? You don't need to waste that effort. By the way, Brother Monkey, is the monster dead or not?" Zhu Bajie supported the stone wall Standing up, he quickly stepped back a few steps away from Monkey King.

Sun Wukong didn't bother to argue with him, put away the golden cudgel and said, "After being hit by the poisonous sand, I beat him a few more times, he must be dead." He stretched out his hand to Zhu Bajie: "Give me the purple golden bell."

Zhu Bajie hid, and said unconvinced: "Why? I cheated this purple golden bell from him, and that is my treasure."

"Your baby? If you shake around like this wherever you go in the future, do you want to live? Give me the bell, or I will kill you." Monkey King did not dare to let him carry such a baby, and threatened .

"I'm not a fool, why would I shake it everywhere I go? Brother Hou, you clearly want to keep it for yourself, I won't be fooled! If you dare to hit me, I'll ring the bell." Zhu Bajie this time He won't hand it over even if he is killed, just kidding, he hasn't warmed up this baby yet, so why give it to the stinky monkey?

"bring here!"

"No!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight, a golden light flashed in midair, and a peaceful and majestic voice said: "Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, why don't you return the Zijin Bell to me?"

"Bodhisattva?" Both of them were dumbfounded, and saluted, "I have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded, and appeared in front of the two of them in a blink of an eye, and said, "It seems that I am still a step late in coming, and this golden-haired cat was beaten to death by you."

"This monster belongs to Bodhisattva?" Sun Wukong was not happy now: "Bodhisattva, why do you always do this kind of thing? Why don't you take care of your pet and let him out to make trouble? Then His Majesty the King and the Golden Holy Empress were almost killed by him. He killed him, and he also licentiously luaned the harem to put a cuckold on the king, making him a laughing stock in the world."

"You monkey head, did I let him out on purpose? He was my mount, and he sneaked into the lower realm when I was not prepared, which caused disaster. He caused such a disaster and was killed by you Forget the wrongdoing. It’s just that the purple gold bell was originally tied around his neck, so you have to give it back to me.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva tapped his finger lightly, and the purple golden bell turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared from Zhu Bajie's hand, and landed on his hand again.

"The matter here is over, you should hurry back to Zhu Ziguo and continue on your way." After speaking, he disappeared in front of the three of them.

Sun Wukong snorted softly and said, "Why don't these gods and Buddhas discipline their animals well? They always let them out to harm people."

Just as he was talking, a big emerald green bird suddenly flew in mid-air, with something tied to one foot of the bird, and it flew straight towards Tao Tao.

"Little sister, be careful." Zhu Bajie pulled out the nine-tooth rake and wanted to hit it, but the bird dodged cleverly and said, "Don't hit it, don't hit it, I'm here to send invitations!"

"Send an invitation? Whose invitation?" The three of them stopped their hands for a moment of curiosity.

The bird's feet trembled, and the thing tied to it hung down immediately. It was really a red invitation card.