Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Slapping away the bull demon kings, Princess Iron Fan was quiet for a while, but when she heard the scolding, she was so angry that the veins on her forehead were throbbing.

Ruyi was also filled with righteous indignation, she slapped the table and said angrily: "Sister, this little bitch has come to bully you, do you still want to bear it? If you don't want to see her, my sister will help you go out and deal with her!"

Tao Tao's charming voice kept coming from outside: "You yellow-faced woman, you don't mind being ugly, but you still want to trap the old cow at home, what are you so worried about? I know you are jealous of my youth, beauty and beauty." Money, I was worried that the old black cow would not come home if he was having fun with me, so he used tricks to trick him back!"

"Sister, can this be tolerated?" Ruyi was so angry that she hated those little fairies who used their beauty to seduce others. Such little fairies should be beaten to death with a stick.

Princess Iron Fan laughed back in anger, got up and shouted loudly: "Take the cloak! If I don't tear this little bastard's mouth out today, I will write the name upside down!"

Immediately, a girl fetched her magic weapon, which was two sharp blue-edged swords. These swords cut iron like mud, and they were just right for the little vixen!Hmph, she doesn't even bother to use a plantain fan to deal with this kind of vixen, she feels that it has defiled the fan.

As soon as the stone gate opened, Princess Iron Fan and Ruyi rushed out with their heads held high, and four or five girls were behind them, all of whom came to help.

Tao Tao took a few steps back when she heard the sound of the stone door. She knew the style of the Iron Fan Princess, she would not talk much if she could move.So she had to keep a distance and prepare in advance, so that the other party would not be slapped by a fan when they went out.

Tao Tao crossed her hips, looking like a little girl, raised her head and looked Princess Iron Fan up and down, and said, "You're that yellow-faced woman? Heh... you really are a shameful old woman. Let's see how old you are. Why are you still shamelessly occupying the old black cow? Hand over the old black cow to me!"

"Little vixen, who do you think the yellow-faced woman is saying is old?" Ruyi raised her brows upside down, and her already mean face suddenly turned fierce.

"What are you? You are male or female, what right do you have to speak here? Pooh, talking to an old and ugly person like you, I feel insulted to my beauty." Tao Tao disdainfully Glancing at her, the words almost made Ruyi vomit blood.

"You, you..." Ruyi's mind went blank, and she even forgot how to say harsh words.

Seeing her useless appearance, Princess Iron Fan frowned slightly, and said with a sneer, "You really are a sharp-tongued vixen, you used this mouth to trick Old Hei Niu, right?"

Why do you feel a little dirty?

Tao Tao quickly argued: "Of course I tricked Old Hei Niu with my beautiful young face. Old women like you can't envy such a flowery face of mine. If you are sensible, hand over Old Hei Niu quickly." Come out, or I will come to your door every day to yell and scold you, so that you will have no peace."

"Hmph, do you think you still have a chance to come and scold again? My mother will send you to heaven today!" Princess Iron Fan was so angry that she couldn't bear it any longer, and immediately attacked Tao Tao with two Qingfeng swords.

Tao Tao had been prepared for a long time, and immediately dodged in a flash, and kept saying, "You old woman knows how to do it if you can't say it, and you do it, do you think I'm afraid of you? Even if you do it, you are not me. opponent!"

"Bitch, don't bully me too much!" Princess Iron Fan chased after her miss, her eyes were red with anger.

"Who are you scolding, bastard?" Tao Tao learned a few tricks from Monkey King, although it won't last long, but she can still cope with it.

"Of course I'm scolding you!" Princess Iron Fan was also confused, she was so teased by Tao Tao that she didn't see through the language trap.

Ruyi wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and secretly scolded Tao Tao for being sinister.

Tao Tao hid a few times, but after all she was no match for Princess Iron Fan, so she stopped letting the water go.With one hand, he pulled out the plantain fan from his waist, and slapped the other one towards the opponent!

"Why do you have a plantain fan... ah..." Princess Iron Fan exclaimed, thinking that Tao Tao's plantain fan could also fan people out, but unexpectedly a fire dragon suddenly sprang out of midair and flew towards her.

Princess Iron Fan was engulfed by the fire dragon before she could dodge it. Fortunately, she reacted quickly, blocked twice with the Qingfeng sword, and had Ruyi's help from the side, so no good or bad came out.But after suffering this loss, she was obviously even more angry, and she also felt a little more afraid of Tao Tao.

"Bitch, don't think that you have a fan, so does my old lady! Eat one of mine!" Princess Iron Fan finally took out the banana fan from her mouth, and the banana fan became bigger and longer in an instant, and it was about to fan Tao Tao.

"Ma'am!" The Bull Demon King's voice suddenly came from midair, and Monkey King No. [-] rushed over just in time, just in time to block Tao Tao.

Princess Iron Fan paused, but she looked suspicious: "Which monster did you become? Don't think I will be fooled again!"

"Ma'am, if I change into a monster, you will beat me to death! After I was slapped away by you, I passed by the Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain, and only then did I know that Xiaoyu came to you. I was worried that Madam would be wronged, so I hurried all the way I rushed back, but who knows it is still a step late." Monkey King No. [-] shook his head melancholy, and assured Princess Iron Fan: "Madam, don't worry, I will definitely teach Xiaoyu a lesson."

"Old Hei Niu, did you take the wrong medicine? She slapped you away, and you still want to teach me? Shouldn't you teach her? This yellow-faced woman doesn't love you at all, and doesn't give you face at all, you Why are you still defending her?" Tao Tao put her hands on her hips, her face turned pale with anger.

Monkey King No. [-] shouted angrily: "Shut up! She is my wife, you are just my concubine, no matter what, you can't come and bully her! I thought you were considerate and gentle, but I didn't expect You are such a person!"

Tao Tao's eyes turned red, and her eyes suddenly misty, she said aggrievedly: "Old Hei Niu, you don't love me anymore, woo woo woo... You actually attacked me, I did it for your own good, and you actually attacked me because of a yellow-faced woman." I... I don't care, I'm going to kill her!"

As he said that, another fan slapped Princess Iron Fan, Princess Iron Fan dodged in panic, but Monkey King No. [-] slashed out with his palm, breaking the fire dragon in two.

Protecting Princess Iron Fan with one hand, he said with concern: "Ma'am, don't worry, with your husband around, no one can hurt you."

"Your Majesty..." Princess Iron Fan was so moved that she was on the verge of tears, she stared obsessively at Monkey King No. [-]'s side face and said, "I was the one who blamed you before."

"Madam, it's the old Hei Niu who is at fault. I used to think that this little goblin was considerate, gentle and considerate, but I didn't expect that she would even bully you. Such a wicked woman, what do I want her for?" Monkey King II After comforting Princess Iron Fan, Hao looked fiercely at Tao Tao: "You wicked woman, don't pester me anymore, my old black cow will cut off all ties with you from today on!"

Tao Tao was in the shape of a beauties holding a heart, her eyes widened in disbelief and said: "What are you talking about? You want to break up with me? How can you say such ungrateful words, old Hei Niu? In the past two years, you have eaten my clothes, worn mine and slept with me Yes, want to get rid of these in just one sentence? I don't accept it!"

"Oh, that's all voluntary on your part, what's the matter with me?" Sun Wukong No. [-] sneered, and Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but feel elated, feeling better.

"Old Hei Niu, you are too deceitful!" Tao Tao said "shua shua" with two fans. Seeing the flames approaching, Monkey King No. [-] dragged the iron fan princess to hide, but the fire dragon turned towards them as if it had eyes. Chased after.

At this time, Princess Iron Fan still doubted the authenticity of the Bull Demon King. She put the fan in Sun Wukong's hand and urged: "Your Majesty, take the fan and teach that little elf a lesson."

"Don't worry, ma'am, I will take good care of her today, so that she won't dare to trouble you again!" Sun Wukong gave Tao Tao a wink as he spoke, Tao Tao hurriedly slapped her twice, and flew away with the oil on her feet .

"Where are you going?" Sun Wukong No. [-] yelled angrily, and then comforted Princess Iron Fan: "Madam, let's go into the cave to rest first, and the old cow will definitely clean her up."

"Then be careful, my lord." Princess Iron Fan exhorted happily.

Monkey King No. [-] didn't have the time to talk nonsense to her, so he held up his fan and chased after Tao Tao. The direction they were heading was the Flame Mountain.

Tao Tao stopped on a big rock after flying dozens of kilometers away. She was so nervous about her acting just now, she was afraid that Princess Iron Fan would see it through.Fortunately, she and Brother Hou cooperated tacitly, and their acting skills exploded, successfully tricking the fan into his hands.

Tao Tao wanted to laugh out loud, and praised her wit.

After a while, Monkey King No. [-] rushed over, and he had returned to his original appearance.The two looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing.

"Brother Monkey, did I look like you just now?"

"It's so similar, otherwise Princess Iron Fan wouldn't be so angry. Old Sun didn't play badly just now, did he?"

"Brother Monkey played very well, coaxing the princess into a circle."

Another burst of laughter.

"Let's stop complimenting each other, it's important to go to Huoyan Mountain quickly, so as not to have long nights and dreams." Tao Tao took the initiative to hold Monkey King No. [-]'s hand, and Monkey King No. [-] smiled happily and walked side by side with her.

Princess Iron Fan was still waiting foolishly in the cave, and even chatted with Ruyi about what happened just now, her cheeks flushed with joy.

However, after waiting for a long time without seeing the Bull Demon King come back, Princess Iron Fan was a little worried.

"Ma'am, grandpa is back!" At this moment, a girl happily came to report, and Princess Iron Fan immediately turned her worries into joy and went up to greet her in person.

"Your Majesty, you're back, so you caught up with that little vixen and cleaned it up?" Princess Iron Fan affectionately held the Bull Demon King's arm, and the Bull Demon King's face was inexplicably surprised.

"Little vixen? The lady is talking about Xiaoyu?"

Princess Iron Fan stared, and said displeasedly: "Still pretending to be confused with me? Didn't you just say that you wanted to catch up with her and give her a good lesson? Or did you just say that you were just trying to make me happy? Old Hei Niu, you have severed all ties with her." , if it continues to be like before, I will not spare you!"

The Bull Demon King was shocked and said: "Ma'am, what are you talking about? I was sent away by you for tens of thousands of miles, and I just got home. When did you say you were going to teach Xiaoyu a lesson?"

"Old Hei Niu, what do you mean?!" Princess Iron Fan was furious, her joy instantly turned into hatred, and she cursed angrily, "Just now that little bitch came to provoke me and hurt me, you took the initiative to come out!" Help me, and break the friendship with her. How long will it take for you to turn your face and deny anyone? Old Hei Niu, I must teach you a lesson today! Give me back the fan!"

"Ma'am, ma'am, you really misunderstood me. I'm afraid that I was transformed by Monkey King just now, and deliberately stole your fan. You won't really give him the fan, right?" Care about and angry, that plantain fan is their treasure, how can it be cheated by outsiders?

Princess Iron Fan also realized that something was wrong, and said in shock: "You really didn't lie to me?"

"Ma'am, what time is this, how can I lie to you? No, I have to take the fan back, that stinky monkey, I can't let him go!" The Bull Demon King hurried out after speaking, leaving the iron fan behind. The princess was sulking all by herself.

Ruyi rolled her eyes, and reminded in a low voice: "Sister, do you really believe what he said? I think the Bull Demon King might be a fake, and he was deliberately covering up for that little vixen."

"Touch!" Princess Iron Fan slapped the table, and the wooden table immediately shattered with a muffled sound.

"My old lady has endured enough until today. It was the little vixen who bullied the door first, so don't blame me for being merciless! Let's go to Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain to settle accounts with that vixen!"

"Sister, you finally figured it out, let's go, we must scratch that vixen's face!" Ruyi was very active, and followed Princess Iron Fan to Moyun Cave in a hurry.

Besides, the Bull Demon King, this Bull Demon King is still real, after spending some time with the jade-faced fox, he was still worried, so he rushed to the Banana Cave.In the end, the monkey came one step ahead and tricked the plantain fan away.

The Bull Demon King is not an idiot either, he knew that if he chased after him like this, he would definitely not be able to take back the fan. Since the stinky monkey can change into his appearance, then he should also become someone else's.

At first he wanted to look like Tao Tao, he knew that Sun Wukong was very kind to Tao Tao, but when he caught up with Sun Wukong and saw a girl beside Sun Wukong, it was Tao Tao, so he could only become someone else.After much deliberation, I think Zhu Bajie is the most suitable.

He speeded up, and when he climbed a mountain, he pretended to be coming from the front, and when he saw Monkey King No. [-] and Tao Tao flying over, he immediately shouted loudly: "Brother Monkey, Tao Zi, are you back now?"

"Bajie?"

"elder brother."

Sun Wukong No. [-] and Tao Tao landed as expected, and Sun Wukong No. [-] was still carrying the plantain fan, showing off happily: "This time I don't need your Wind-fixing Pill, Lao Sun also got the fan."

"This is the plantain fan? Brother Hou is really amazing." The Bull Demon King complimented with bright eyes, rubbed his hands together and smiled, "Brother Monkey also let me touch this fan? You must be tired after carrying it for so long Now, the old pig will share the burden for you."

Sun Wukong No. [-] did not suspect him, and was about to give the fan to Zhu Bajie, but Tao Tao suddenly stepped forward to block it.

"Brother Monkey, first make sure he is real or not. We can become others, and others can become people around us." Tao Tao remembered a passage in the book, after the Bull Demon King became Zhu Bajie, he swung his fan again and again. If you cheat back, you have to guard against it.

Sun Wukong No. [-] was stunned, secretly almost fell for it, he asked: "Where is the Dingfeng Pill? If you take out the Dingfeng Pill, Old Sun will believe that you are Bajie."

The Bull Demon King's complexion changed slightly, and he argued: "I forgot to take the Dingfeng Pill, if Brother Hou wants it, I'll get it for you when I go back later."

"Take your head! Old Hei Niu, are you turning into Bajie to deceive me? Eat me!" Sun Wukong No. [-] said and wanted to slap him with a fan, sending the Bull Demon King thousands of miles away.

Seeing that he had been seen through, the Bull Demon King simply returned to his original appearance, took out his magic weapon and was about to fight back.

Tao Tao said: "Wait, don't do anything yet. Brother Niu, if you are in the mood to ask us for a fan here, you should hurry to Moyun Cave and have a look. Maybe Princess Iron Fan is cleaning up your little beauty there."

"What?" The Bull Demon King was startled, and suddenly remembered what Princess Iron Fan said before, saying that Xiaoyu went to the Banana Cave to provoke her and hurt her.With Princess Iron Fan's temperament, Xiaoyu must not be let go.

He broke out in a cold sweat, stared at Monkey King No. [-] and Tao Tao bitterly, and threatened: "Lao Niu will let you go today, and come to settle accounts with you after finishing the housework!"

"Brother Niu, go slowly." Tao Tao provoked the Bull Demon King away with a few words, very happy.

Monkey King No. [-] gave her a thumbs up, Tao Zi is still very good, she can't be too coquettish, she can't be too coquettish.

The two flew forward for a while, and suddenly heard a familiar shout from below: "Brother Monkey, Tao Zi, why are you back?"

Tao Tao looked down and saw another Zhu Bajie, the two landed again, this time Sun Wukong No. [-] asked directly: "Idiot, did you bring Dingfeng Pill?"

"I brought it, this one." Zhu Bajie reached out and took out a round bead. The bead was as smooth as jade, and it looked like a good thing.

Sun Wukong No. [-] just slapped the fan over without saying a word, and Zhu Bajie really didn't move at all.

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Doubt that I am an old pig? If you do this again, I will get angry." Zhu Bajie almost got hit in the face by the plantain fan, and took two steps back in shock, wanting to get the nine-toothed rake.

"Really, this Eight Precepts is true." Sun Wukong No. [-] laughed and explained: "Just now the Bull Demon King changed into your appearance and almost cheated the banana fan from Lao Sun, so Lao Sun has to be on guard order?"

Zhu Bajie was dubious, so he asked Tao Tao: "Little sister, is what this stinky monkey said true?"

"Brother, it's true. But there was a fire in the backyard of his house, and he's going back to put out the fire now. We've got the plantain fan, and we're going to the Flame Mountain." Tao Tao smiled and said, "Let's go together."

"Okay! Looks like this is a real fan." Zhu Bajie suddenly realized, and also laughed.

The three of them arrived at the Huoyan Mountain in a short time. The raging fire that stretched for eight hundred miles emitted scorching heat, making people sweat profusely from the distance.

Monkey King No. [-] stopped and said: "You two are waiting for me here, I will go up and try first."

"Brother Monkey, be careful." Although she was sure that the fan was real, Tao Tao still warned her.What if he was injured again like another monkey brother and Tian Xie?