Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tao Tao frowned uncomfortably, feeling that the atmosphere was not quite right.Seeing this situation, Monkey King stood in front of Tao Tao very righteously, but his expression became gloomy.

Tang Seng slightly turned his body, just facing the abbot: "Abbot, you are welcome, we are all monks on foot, and we are used to eating and sleeping in the open air. The poor monk came here thanks to his disciples killing demons all the way. Now that we are in Guibao We are the ones who should say sorry for causing trouble to everyone. There is just one thing, please forgive me, the poor monk has a bad temper, if there is any conflict, I hope everyone forgives me."

Hearing this, the abbot reluctantly looked away, secretly thinking that he has a bad temper?It's just showing off in front of others. When I come to this Guanyin Temple, I will keep all of you coming and going!

"They are all monks, so I understand." The residence said with a smile: "Everyone who came from a long distance must be hungry and tired. I will let the disciples prepare vegetarian food, and you can go to sleep and rest when you are finished."

Tang Seng said hello repeatedly, looked at Sun Wukong specifically and said, "Wukong, Tao Zi, go and put your luggage away first. The so-called guests do as they please, so don't trouble others tonight."

Sun Wukong pretended not to understand, carried the luggage in one hand, and grabbed Tao Tao's arm with the other, smiling and said, "Master's words are strange. Old Sun has never troubled others. Taozi cooks three meals a day."

Tang Seng glared at Sun Wukong, and angrily said: "This is the Guanyin Temple, you don't mess around! Otherwise, you will make the Bodhisattva angry, and you will have good fruit to eat."

"Master calm down, apprentice has already made up his mind. After serving you and finishing your vegetarian meal, Lao Sun will go out to hunt some pheasants and rabbits, and make them with peaches in the back mountain to eat by himself. He will never pollute the place of the Bodhisattva." Sun Wukong has a habit of eating meat. No, no meat for three meals a day, how can you stand the non-greasy Vegetarian food?

I would rather live without a place than eat without meat!

Tang Seng was so angry that his face flushed, but he had nothing to do with Monkey King.

Unexpectedly, Tao Tao also spoke, and hid behind Sun Wukong with a smile and said: "Master, this time I will stand by Brother Monkey."

In addition to wanting to eat delicious food, more importantly, she couldn't bear the gazes of these monks, which made her very uncomfortable.If possible, she would rather spend the night in the wilderness than live here.

"Taozi, you have been spoiled by Wukong, don't cook for him again." Tang Seng was so angry that he wanted to expel Monkey King from the school. Why did he accept such an apprentice?

The abbot was curious, what happened to this master and apprentice?The master eats vegetarian food, and the apprentice eats meat?Does this count as family?

However, no matter what Tang Seng said, Sun Wukong still insisted on eating meat.

When Tang Seng was eating, it was already dark. Seeing that it was getting late, Monkey King asked Tao Zi to guard Tang Seng, and he went out to hunt first.Tang Seng was very angry, and it took him a long time to finish his meal. Tao Tao wanted to laugh but dared not laugh, for fear of adding fuel to the flames.

"Master, Brother Hou has that kind of temper, so don't be angry with him. Besides, Brother Monkey is a goblin, wild and unruly. If you tell him not to eat meat for a while, he can't stand it. It's like asking Master to you If you don’t become a vegetarian in the future, it’s like eating meat all the time, you can’t do it, can you?”

Tang Seng recited "Amitabha" and argued: "But since he has entered Buddhism, he should abide by the rules. If he continues like this, the Buddha will not forgive him."

Tao Taoxin said that it would be better not to forgive, if Brother Hou really became a Buddha, how would he eat the most delicious monkey brain?

If it wasn't for not eating people, she would have wanted to taste Tang Monk's meat. Is the reincarnated taste of this golden cicada really different from that of ordinary people?

Wait, there's a black fur monster around here, right?She rubbed her chin, secretly thinking that it would be good if the black bear monster was attracted, then Brother Hou beat it to death with a stick, and the bear would eat it, she hadn't eaten a bear's paw yet!

Tao Tao was delighted, and after half an hour, Monkey King finally came back, followed by the little white dragon who had turned into a human form.

Tang Seng saw that Sun Wukong was a thousand and ten thousand unpleasant, but he couldn't surrender, so he could only pretend that he didn't see it.

"Taozi, everything is done, let's go now." Sun Wukong watched Taotao make delicious food many times, and also learned the preliminary handling, so not only did he wash the skin of the pheasant and hare, but he even set up the stove up.

He told Xiao Bailong again: "You stay here, and I will change shifts with you after we finish eating."

Xiao Bailong looked at Tao Tao earnestly: "Sister Taozi, then you have to prepare some green vegetable dumplings for me!"

"I know, I know." Tao Tao was already hungry, and followed Monkey King to the back mountain quickly, but she didn't know that the abbot watched all their movements.

The smell of food soon came from the back mountain, it was the oily aroma of pheasants and hares roasted until golden!Just smelling it can make people excited and appetite.

Tang Seng snorted coldly when he smelled it, but Xiao Bailong's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Naturally, this fragrance also lured countless monks in the monastery to drool. The abbot pulled the most trusted little novice and told him: "Dezhi, take this opportunity to go to Heifeng Mountain immediately and tell the black king to come to lead people tonight." , the two men and the horse are his."

"Yes, Master." Dezhi agreed with a smile, licked his lower lip again, and salivated: "Master, that beautiful woman..."

"Of course I stayed for my teacher to enjoy it." The abbot smiled sinisterly, and patted Dezhi on the shoulder: "Don't worry, after I have tasted something new for my teacher, I will let you taste the taste of beauty."

"Thank you, Master!" Dezhi was overjoyed, and immediately went out happily.

Unexpectedly, after walking for a few miles, he saw a familiar figure galloping towards him, it was the black fur monster from the Black Wind Cave in the Black Wind Mountain.

It turned out that apart from the monks of Guanyin Temple, the fragrance even alarmed the bear monsters twenty miles away.The black bear monster has heard from other goblins that recently a group of Buddhist scriptures from the east will pass by here. There is a beautiful young lady in this group. This young lady has a unique skill, which is cooking food!

The delicacy she made was so shocking that the ghosts and gods would cry. All the goblin friends said that as long as they could eat a bite, they would be willing to die.

Therefore, the black fur monster had noticed the movement of this group of people early on, and he was overjoyed to find that they lived in the Guanyin Temple. Now that he smelled the mouth-watering aroma of food, he finally couldn't hold back, and went out of the mountain to run to the source of food coming.

Unexpectedly, when he ran halfway, he was blocked by an acquaintance.

Dezhi couldn't help being overjoyed when he saw the black bear monster, and immediately stopped him: "My lord, my lord, I didn't expect to meet you here. I am Dezhi."

The black bear monster stopped impatiently and asked, "What are you doing here? But your master has orders?"

"Your Majesty knows things like a god. It was Master who asked me to report to His Majesty. I will go to the temple to lead people tonight. There are two young and strong monks and a white horse, which must suit His Majesty's taste." De Zhi wisely did not mention it. Tao Tao, master can say, this little lady has to stay and enjoy herself.

The black bear monster's eyes flickered slightly, and he guessed what the abbot was thinking, and immediately snorted coldly: "The monk and the white horse are not necessary, but I have to take that little lady away. You go back and let your master prepare well. Once the time is over, my lord Come get someone."

"Ah? But..." Dezhi was dumbfounded, how did this black bear monster know that there was a beautiful little lady?And only that little lady.

The black bear monster coldly reminded: "Don't blame me for not reminding you. The monk who learned the scriptures has an apprentice named Sun Wukong. This guy is the master who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. It is not so easy to deal with. When the time comes, let your master be careful." , Remember to add a little more sweat medicine, so as not to be woken up by him halfway!"

After finishing speaking, he ignored Dezhi and continued to drive towards the source of the fragrance.

However, being delayed by Dezhi, when he got to the back mountain of the Buddhist monastery, he found that there was only a pile of oily bones left there.The black fur monster leaned closer and sniffed it vigorously, wishing he could swallow the bones and eat them.

No, I must get that little lady!

After Dezhi hurried back to the monastery, he immediately reported the words of the bear monster to the abbot, and the abbot frowned greatly when he heard the words. He didn't expect the bear monster to try to rob him.

"Master, why don't you hand over the little lady, the black bear monster is not easy to provoke. If you offend him, he will eat you too, but what should you do? This monster is a heartless, cold-blooded animal. The master has been friends with him for more than 200 years, why don't you just eat it if you say it?"

Dezhi doesn't dare to covet the little beauty now. A beauty is beautiful, but a little life is more important.

The abbot's eyes were dark, and he thought for a moment before saying: "What are you afraid of him? Didn't he say that Monkey King is very powerful? Let's find a way to let him fight with Monkey King. No matter who wins or loses, we will pick it up." Great deal."

How could he be willing to let go of the little beauty who was about to get it?Back then, it was because of a village girl that he went to the black bear monster to deliberately sue his master for being black, which caused his master to be brutally eaten by the black bear monster, and then he succeeded in becoming the abbot.

Now that he meets a woman who is hundreds of times more beautiful than the village girl, even if he dies, he has to taste it!

The abbot took a look at the sky, and it was already approaching midnight. With a sigh of relief, he took out a large bag of perspiration medicine and a long tube from a cabinet.

At that time, you only need to put the sweat medicine into a long tube and blow it into the room, even an elephant can be fainted.

He stuffed the sweat medicine and the long tube into Dezhi's hand, and said: "You do this yourself, first go to stun the little beauty, and then bring her out. When the black bear monster comes, say that Monkey King has been guarding In the little beauty's house, we can't do anything, let him solve it by himself."

Dezhi took the things, gave a thumbs up and said: "Master is still brilliant. But, Sun Wukong is so powerful, if he finds out..." He hesitated and said, "Master, I have to find someone to let the apprentice know." .”

The abbot glared at him, and finally said: "Forget it, I will give you a briefing personally as a teacher, let's go!"

Dezhi was satisfied this time, so the master and apprentice worked together and sneaked out of Tao Tao's bedroom.

In order to implement tonight's plan, the abbot specially let Tao Tao live in the east wing of the small courtyard, and arranged Tang Seng and Monkey King in the west wing of the courtyard.

Dezhi filled the long tube with sweating medicine, exchanged glances with the abbot, then pierced the window paper with the long tube and blew it in.