Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Old Sun has to chase after him to express concern? Besides, you dead pig can let me chase you?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

Zhu Bajie immediately changed his attitude, pressed his arm, and said with a smile: "No need, no need, Tao Zi has grown up and has his own ideas, so don't bother Brother Hou."

Sun Wukong patted his hand away, snorted coldly and said, "Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking, you're still doubting the authenticity of Lao Sun. Dead pig, I haven't doubted your authenticity yet!"

"What do I have to doubt?" Unconvinced, Zhu Bajie straightened his chest and defended: "Old pig, I didn't go crazy..."

"Second Senior Brother, don't say any more, Senior Senior Brother's obsession is also to deal with that goblin, to save us." Sha Wujing warned, then looked at the bricks and rubble on the floor, and suggested: "Let's use a spell, first Clean up all these things. Otherwise, you won't be able to finish it in one day, and you won't be able to leave in one day."

"Very good, very good, Lao Sha, come on." Zhu Bajie said leisurely, shaking his fan.

Sha Wujing: "..."

Several people were busy, Sun Wukong suddenly changed his face, and said solemnly: "There is a monster from the south, go and protect Master!"

"Brother Monkey, are you telling the truth? Could it be that the scorpion spirit has returned?" Zhu Bajie was stunned, and his lazy look disappeared, and he immediately took out the nine-toothed rake.

"It's possible. That scorpion spirit is very powerful, and her cultivation level is not inferior to that of the old grandson. She didn't hurt the master before, and I'm afraid she wants to make a comeback." They all found a red cloud floating over from the south.

Not daring to delay any longer, the two brothers hurried to Tang Seng's residence, telling "Monkey Brother to be careful" while running.

As soon as the two of them left, the red cloud flew straight towards the palace, and there was a person standing on the red cloud. That person had an arrogant red hair on his head, and he was not a scorpion spirit.

They got closer, and when they saw the other person's appearance clearly, the yellow-haired Monkey King frowned even more. That person actually looked exactly like him!

"Where is the monster? How dare you pretend to be a fool with the appearance of the old grandson!" The yellow-haired Monkey King was furious, and suddenly flew into the air, blocking Hongyun's direction.

Standing on the red cloud is the red-haired Monkey King. After hearing what Tao Tao said, he drove somersaulting clouds to Xiliang.He was already on fire, but now that his identity was questioned by the other party, he immediately went berserk.

"It's you, a monster who claims to be Lao Sun? You shameless fake! Lao Sun's name is so easy to pretend? See if I don't beat you to death!"

The yellow-haired Monkey King was in a hurry, and cursed: "How dare you say I'm fake? You monster, you don't even piss and look in the mirror to see your own virtue. How dare you call yourself Monkey King without dyeing your hair yellow?! Look Great!"

All of a sudden, two Monkey Kings, one red and one yellow, started fighting in mid-air, scaring Xiliang Kingdom trembling up and down, and they all retreated into the room and dared not come out.

Ruqian wants to cry but has no tears, who is he provoking?Why did they all come to his palace to make trouble?

Ruyi's injury was mostly healed, and when she saw the two Monkey Kings fighting in the sky, she couldn't help but sneered, "Brother, don't worry, Tang Seng is still with you, these two Monkey Kings will definitely not move the palace again."

"Just one Sun Wukong is enough trouble, why another one? Righteous sister, is it possible that this Monkey King is still a twin?" This is why Ruqian took Tang Seng and others to live in his palace. Tang Seng is a talisman.

"Probably not, otherwise there wouldn't be a fight. Presumably one of them is a monster, and deliberately turned into Monkey King. Hehe, I would rather the monster kill Monkey King to relieve my hatred!" Ruyi gritted her teeth, Red Boy's revenge was not avenged, and she herself was beaten black and blue by Monkey King, which is unreasonable.

Ruqian sighed, in mid-air, the two Monkey Kings had passed dozens of moves in a blink of an eye, the red-haired Monkey King was slightly better, but he couldn't firmly suppress the yellow-haired Monkey King, let alone wound him to death.

The yellow-haired Monkey King felt a little strenuous, but he didn't mean to back down. Instead, he became more and more courageous as he fought.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who ran to Tang Seng's side, finally realized that something was wrong. Before, they thought it was the scorpion spirit who had returned, but now they saw the red hair. Isn't that the monkey brother who went crazy?

"Bajie, what the hell is going on here? Why is there another Wukong? Which one is the real one?" Tang Seng was also confused. Although he had never seen Monkey King in a state of madness before, he also heard that Zhu Bajie and the other two mentioned.

After Sun Wukong became mad, he had red hair.

Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said, "Maybe this red-haired man is the real Brother Monkey. I suspected that the one I brought back was a fake, but he could answer all the questions I asked him, and he was so sincere to Master, and even helped Xiliang Kingdom Build a palace."

"Yeah, if this is fake, why did he do this? With his ability, it is enough to just take Master away." Sha Wujing also looked puzzled, it is enough to be a monster to do this. fight.

"It's not good..." Zhu Bajie closed his fan and said anxiously: "Brother Red Haired Monkey is still in a state of madness, if he defeats the other one, maybe this time he will really kill everyone in the palace .”

"Then let's help Brother Yellow Haired Monkey?" Xiao Bailong suggested.

"That doesn't work either, the yellow-haired monkey is probably a fake, how can we help the fake deal with the real?" Zhu Bajie hesitated, and analyzed: "The yellow-haired monkey didn't do anything to Master, maybe he was afraid of the red-haired monkey Well. Once the red-haired monkey loses, the yellow-haired monkey may attack Master."

Xiao Bailong sighed: "Why are the two monkey brothers like this?"

Sha Wujing had a different opinion, and guessed: "Could it be that the red-haired monkey brother is fake? At that time, we were fainted by the dog emperor's drug, maybe the monster took the real monkey brother away at that time , I turned into Brother Monkey to stay with us. But unfortunately, I was forced to show my original shape by the scorpion spirit, so I grew a head of red hair, and then went on a killing spree?"

"Lao Sha's statement also has some truth." Zhu Bajie nodded, but it was actually just a kind of comfort to himself.

After listening to what they said, Tang Seng couldn't find a definitive answer, so he said anxiously: "What should we do now? One of the two Wukongs must be fake."

Zhu Bajie was also anxious like an ant on a hot pot, unable to come up with a good idea, and finally said with emotion: "Fortunately, the little sister is not here, and it is safe in the heaven after all."

"Bajie, in fact, Taozi didn't go to Heaven, she went to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva." At this time, Tang Seng couldn't hide it any longer, and felt a little ashamed when he told the truth, because he lied before.

Zhu Bajie was shocked: "Ah? Master, why didn't you tell me earlier? My little girl is a little girl, why did she go to the South China Sea to find Bodhisattva alone? What if there is any danger along the way..."

"Second Senior Brother, calm down, Taozi is kind enough to go to Bodhisattva, she must have noticed something is wrong before. Besides, if Bodhisattva really comes, maybe you can tell which one is real and which one is fake." Sha Wu Jing persuaded Zhu Bajie, always felt that the second senior brother cared about him and made chaos, and underestimated Tao Zi too much.

Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice, that was his own sister, how could he not care?

While speaking, the situation outside changed again. The two Monkey Kings fought for a long time but failed to kill their opponents. They were entangled and inseparable. Suddenly, they heard a shout, and they stopped at the same time!

"Sun Wukong? Which of you is the Monkey King!" It turned out to be Tian Xie who had gone and returned.

She couldn't let go of the injury she had suffered all night, so she planned to see if Monkey King was back.Unexpectedly, not only Sun Wukong had come back, but two more came, which immediately gave her a big headache.

"I am Sun Wukong!"

"I am Sun Wukong!"

The two Monkey Kings immediately answered in unison, both of them looked rebellious.Except for one red hair and one yellow hair, the rest are exactly the same.

Tian Xie is messed up, what is going on?How could there be two Monkey Kings in the world?

She stared at the red hair and said: "I know you, you were the one who fought against me yesterday." Then she stared at the yellow hair and said: "Then who are you? You say you are Monkey King, what evidence do you have?"

"The old grandson is the evidence!" The yellow-haired Monkey King sneered, "I was the one who fought with you yesterday. You are so blind that you can't even recognize me. Could it be that any monster with red hair is the one who fought with you yesterday?" Did you fight?"

Tian Xie opened his mouth, thinking that the words made sense, but seeing the red-haired Monkey King, he felt that what he thought was right.

Wait, I shouldn't ask who is the real Monkey King, but who is the Monkey King who has a marriage contract with her.

Thinking of this, Tian Xie pointed at himself and asked loudly: "Then tell me, who am I? Where did I grow up? Whoever can answer the question is the real Monkey King!"

Unexpectedly, the two Monkey Kings taunted at the same time: "It's just a scorpion spirit, who cares who you are, who cares where you grew up?"

Tian Xie almost went mad with anger, one Monkey King is hateful, but two Monkey Kings are still so hateful!

"Ahhh...don't care about you guys, just keep fighting, anyway, the one who survives must marry me! Otherwise, I'll sting you to death!"

The two Monkey Kings were stunned for a moment, but they stopped their hands together, and even put away the golden cudgel.

Tian Xie's complexion was really red and then white, white and then black, wishing to make a big move to kill both of them.

"Huh...huh..." A heavy panting sound came from not far away, which immediately aroused the three people's attention, and only then did they see a person lying on the roof under their feet, and the voice came from her.

It was Tao Tao who was exhausted, she spent a lot of effort and failed to catch up with Monkey King, and it was already two hours later when she came back.

Fortunately, there seemed to be no casualties at the scene, so she was relieved, and it was good that she didn't come back late.

"Little sister! It's my younger sister who's back!" Zhu Bajie also kept watching the sky, only saw a corner of Tao Tao's dress, and recognized him.

He hurriedly flew up to the roof to help Tao Tao up. Seeing that she was half dead from exhaustion and her forehead was covered with sweat, he felt very distressed.

"Little sister, what's wrong with you? Master said that you went to the South China Sea to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva. Why didn't Bodhisattva come with you?"

"Second senior brother, let Taozi drink first." Sha Wujing actually flew up with a teacup, and Tao Tao drank a couple of sips before he calmed down.

"No, I met Monkey Brother before I went to the South China Sea... He heard that there is a Monkey King here, no, he had to run over to clean up the house... I was afraid of accidents, so I came back halfway..." Tao Tao looked up The two Monkey Kings were secretly proud of themselves.

These two stinky monkeys compete with each other, only the few of them can be safe.

"Just come back, you don't know how worried my brother was when Master said you went to the South China Sea." Zhu Bajie took out a silk handkerchief to help her wipe off the sweat on her forehead, and finally put her heart back into her stomach, and whispered Question: "You say that red-haired monkey is the real monkey brother?"

"Well, he didn't go crazy, I think he developed a second personality." After Tao Tao finished speaking, she saw that the two looked confused, so she explained: "It's just another consciousness split from the same body, monkey Brother's main consciousness was suppressed by him."

The two understood half understood, Zhu Bajie asked: "Then, how can the main consciousness of that stinky monkey come back? This monkey brother is not easy to provoke, even Lao Sha and I will fight."

Tao Tao shook her head regretfully: "I don't know, if I knew, I would have changed him back."

She snickered softly, "I know the yellow one is fake, so I deliberately tricked the red one over and let them restrain each other, so we'll be safe."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and praised: "Little sister, you are so smart, two monkey brothers fight each other, we are really free."

Sha Wujing said: "But if Brother Monkey doesn't come back for a day, my heart will be restless."

"What are you guys muttering over there?" The yellow-haired Monkey King flew towards the three of them, saw Tao Tao and asked, "Tao Zi, are you back from Heaven?"

"Heavenly Court? She went to find Lao Sun! She knew you were a fake, so she specially sent rescuers to deal with you. Hmph, Lao Sun wants to see how long you can pretend to be a fake?" The red-haired Monkey King also flew away. Come over, stare at Tao Tao condescendingly and order: "Hurry up and get some food? Do you want to starve me to death?"

Tao Tao: "..."

The red-haired Monkey King said impatiently: "If you are disobedient, Lao Sun will beat you to death now, and find another little monster to cook for me."

"Monster, you dare to threaten Taozi in front of the old grandson, what are you?" The yellow-haired Monkey King was not happy, and said with a sullen face: "Taozi was deceived by you, others will not, you should stop being a tyrant here!"

Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice: "Why do I think the yellow-haired one is more like Brother Monkey? The red-haired one is too cruel, he doesn't see us as brothers at all."

Sha Wujing remained silent, obviously agreeing with this view.

Tao Tao was a little helpless, and said in her heart, Brother Hou, Brother Hou, if you come back unchanged, everyone will abandon you.

The two Monkey Kings fought again, but they still failed to kill one of them. After the fight, even Ruqian and the others got bored and told the guards what to do.

Zhu Bajie and the others returned to the palace, but Tian Xie followed her unexpectedly. Sha Wujing blocked her at the door and asked displeasedly, "What are you monster doing here? Do you still want to harm us?"

Tian Xie waved him away, and said mockingly: "Presumptuous! I am the national teacher of Xiliang Kingdom, I can come and go anywhere in the palace at will, what are you?"

Sha Wujing did not give in, and once again blocked the person: "You want to go in and out of other places in the palace at will, but you can't do it here. My master is inside, and you will never be allowed to hurt him!"

"What an arrogant bald donkey! Do you really think that all monsters are interested in your master? My master doesn't need to eat Tang monk meat to live forever. Pooh, I really think of myself as a sweet potato. If you don't get out of the way , I will ask His Majesty to drive you all out, and see how you go to learn scriptures without customs clearance documents."

Tian Xie crossed his arms and sneered, the last sentence really had some effect, Sha Wujing began to hesitate.

"Wujing, let her come in, she is here for Brother Monkey, not Master." Tao Tao whispered something, Sha Wujing was silent for a moment, and then stepped aside.

Tian Xie stared at Tao Tao and laughed: "You little goblin is sensible, how do you know that I won't do anything to Tang Seng?"

"If you wanted to do something, would you still talk so much nonsense with us?" Tao Tao shrugged, thinking that the sum of all the people here might not be a match for this scorpion spirit.

"You're right." Tian Xie raised her eyebrows and walked in arrogantly.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing both raised their vigilance, but Tian Xie didn't do anything, just found a seat and sat down, staring at the door motionless to watch the two Monkey Kings fight.

Tao Tao also looked at with her chin propped up, the two monkey brothers didn't seem to know how to get tired at all, they were playing back and forth, having a great time.The red-haired Monkey King seemed extremely excited when he met his opponent, his murderous aura subsided a bit, and he was not as vicious as yesterday.

"Don't you even know which Monkey King you like?" She asked suddenly.

Tian Xie was stunned, and then blushed: "What's your business? Hmph, men are all virtuous, like the new and dislike the old. Don't be complacent, little fairy, Sun Wukong will abandon you sooner or later."

Tao Tao: "..."

Zhu Bajie was not happy: "What nonsense are you talking about, monster? My little sister has nothing to do with the stinky monkey. Even if it did, it was my little sister who abandoned the stinky monkey. If the stinky monkey dares to make my little sister sad, I can't kill it he!"

"Brother, you don't need to talk." Tao Tao was even more helpless.

Tian Xie, on the other hand, looked envious, and laughed at himself: "If only I had an older brother, let's see who dares to bully me. No, I can't let them continue like this. Dead monkey must give me an explanation today!"

Tian Xie couldn't sit still anymore, stretched out her hand, and took out the three-pronged steel fork of her weapon, her eyes darkened, and she rushed out.

Tao Tao and the others followed quickly, and saw Tian Xie rushing towards the two Monkey Kings without fear of death.Suddenly, a puff of white smoke spewed out, and the two Monkey Kings suddenly lost their vision. Tian Xie took the opportunity to fork each other, hit the two Monkey Kings with two bumps, and were instantly sent flying!

The three of them were almost stunned, these sisters are really tough, Zhu Bajie thought to himself that he couldn't do this.

Suddenly, a red-haired Monkey King flew upside down towards Tao Tao, bumped into Tao Tao, and when he was about to land, he twisted his body and stretched out his long arms to hug Tao Tao.

Their lips touched and they froze at the same time.