Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

A woman is actually the national teacher of a man's country.

Seeing how beautifully she was dressed and dressed up so enchantingly, those who didn't know thought she was a queen or a concubine.

The national teacher chuckled and said, "But you came here for the Buddhist scriptures from the Tang Dynasty?"

"You can't hide anything from the national teacher." Ruqian sat down opposite the national teacher, and didn't mind the other party's rudeness or greetings, on the contrary, he was used to the other party's attitude. "There is a cute and clever little girl among the Buddhist scriptures. The food she cooks is very delicious, and it is a hundred times better than the real imperial chef. So I hope..."

"I hope she will stay and serve as your royal cook?" The national teacher glanced at him, his brows and eyes were full of flair, Ruqian couldn't help but blushed a little when she teased him like this. "Your Majesty, ask yourself, do you just want her to be your royal cook?"

Ru Qian said embarrassingly: "In short, I hope she can stay. But her senior brothers seem to be unwilling. There is a man named Zhu Bajie who is also her own brother, and he is very protective. These people are very powerful, not even Ruyi. It is impossible for me to use force against their opponents, so I came to ask the national teacher for an idea."

"Didn't you threaten them with a customs clearance certificate?" The national teacher picked up a grape and fed it to his mouth, tasting it carefully.

"I didn't expect the national teacher to know this." Ruqian didn't hide anything, and even said the two conditions of Ruyi.

The national teacher nodded slightly, his eyes turned, as if everything was clear in his chest: "Since that's the case, I'll give you an idea, but I don't know if you can be ruthless."

Ru Qian was taken aback, he knew that the national teacher had always been ruthless in his actions, so he didn't know what he wanted to do this time.But he is the king of a country anyway, although he treats people modestly and looks gentle and elegant, he is more ruthless than most people in his heart.

"Master, please tell me."

The national teacher stretched out two slender white fingers, and took out a package from his chest and put it on the table: "This is a package of extremely powerful Mongolian sweat medicine. You can find a chance to put it in the meal and let them eat it. If you want to kill or cut, it’s not a word from you? But Monkey King, you have to leave it to me.”

Ruqian was a little surprised, he stared blankly at Meng Hanyao, and then looked at the national teacher: "The national teacher knows Sun Wukong?"

A trace of hatred flashed in the eyes of the national teacher, and he said coldly: "Not only acquaintance, but also an enemy! Now we finally meet, this time we must make him die!"

She stuffed the sweating medicine into Ruqian's hand, and said in a deep voice, "This is the only way I can do it. Your Majesty can figure it out."

Ruqian clenched his hands tightly, took a deep breath, and left the secret room.

"Sun Wukong, you have betrayed me for 500 years, and I was severely injured by the Tathagata to save you. This time, I must make a calculation with you." In the secret room, only the national teacher gritted his teeth and muttered.

The lunch was delivered to Sun Wukong and the others by Ruqian Palace servants. Although it wasn't as delicious as Tao Tao's, it was still the royal chef's handiwork, and it was much more refined than the country dishes.

However, they were all vegetarian dishes, which made Zhu Bajie very dissatisfied.

"It is said that there are delicacies from mountains and seas in the palace, but this His Majesty only fools us with vegetarian food. I think he just saw that the younger sister is unwilling to stay, and deliberately humiliated us."

"Eat if you can." Sun Wukong put a piece of cabbage in Zhu Bajie's mouth, even if he wants to eat meat, don't say it in front of his master.

Monkey King took a bite of the green vegetables, and the taste was okay, but he felt a little strange.He tasted other dishes and felt the same way. Seeing everyone eating happily, as if they didn't find anything, he also wondered if he was overthinking.

However, the doubts in his heart persisted for a long time, so he simply didn't eat those dishes, and only took a few mouthfuls of rice.

Five or six small dishes were eaten up by Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing like a storm, while Tang Seng and Tao Tao restrained themselves and mainly ate their fill.

Zhu Bajie wiped his mouth, and suddenly felt a little dizzy in his head, and double images appeared when he looked at people.

"Little sister, don't dangle around, my brother can't see you clearly."

"Where did I hang around?" Tao Tao was puzzled and asked in confusion, "I haven't drunk, why are you talking nonsense?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head, but he became more and more dizzy, and finally fell down on the table with a plop, unconscious.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Tao Tao stood up to help Zhu Bajie, who knew that when she got up, she staggered and felt dizzy, but fortunately she was supported by Monkey King.

Sha Wujing also fainted suddenly, followed by Tang Seng, and then Tao Tao.

When Sun Wukong saw the crowd falling into one piece, he was so angry that he punched out, but he held back his strength at the last moment.

This king is really hateful, for using such a low-handed method when he fails to threaten him.He sneered, since that's the case, let's see what the other party wants to do!

He hastened to expel all the food he ate. Fortunately, he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food. Although his head was a little dizzy, he never lost consciousness.

Suddenly footsteps came from outside the door, Sun Wukong immediately lay down on the table, pretending to faint.

After half a stick of incense, there was a slight voice from outside: "It should work, right? Go in and have a look."

It was Ru Qian's voice.

After hearing a "squeak", the door was opened.

"Your Majesty, I'm dizzy, I'm all dizzy." A palace official reported happily.

"Tie them up, no, Miss Taozi doesn't need to be tied up..."

"Who said there is no need to tie her up? Your Majesty, this Tao Tao is not an ordinary person. Once she wakes up, you will definitely not be able to restrain her. Not only must she be tied up, but she must also be tied up with a rope specially made by the national teacher." Another woman's voice came, Sun Wukong frowned slightly, this person was obviously not a mean Taoist nun.Calling himself a national teacher?

As the national teacher approached, Sun Wukong's heart moved, and he found a faint evil spirit coming, this is a monster!

Several palace people quickly tied up Sun Wukong and others, and then were carried to another place.This distance is very long, and Monkey King heard the word "secret room" again, so he guessed the general situation.

When he got to the secret room, Ru Qianrang the palace people tied everyone to the chairs, after finishing all this, they drove out the palace people again, only him and the national teacher were left in the room.

"National teacher, I have already stunned them according to your method, and Sun Wukong also sent you here, why did you bring Tao Tao here?" Ruqian was a little displeased, always feeling that he was being shot by the national teacher Made it.

The national teacher smiled coquettishly, and tapped Ruqian's chest twice, and Ruqian couldn't help but blush: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I'm just borrowing these people for a while, and I'll definitely return Tao Tao to you when it's all used up. Don't you just do what you want? As a woman, as long as you lose your innocence, you will be dead set on you. "

"Master, don't talk nonsense." Ru Qian blushed even more, and quickly glanced at Tao Tao who was in a coma, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.

"Your Majesty has a lot of things to do every day, so let's go take care of state affairs first. When I finish dealing with Sun Wukong's affairs, I will naturally send Tao Tao to your bedroom. Tonight, you can have a spring festival." The national teacher drove Ruqian out , although Ruqian was anxious, he still left first.

Only then did Sun Wukong know that everything was caused by the national teacher. He seemed to know him from what the national teacher said, and he had a grudge.But after thinking about it, he couldn't think of such a monster, so he couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.

After Ruqian left, the temperature in the secret room suddenly dropped a lot, and Monkey King could feel the national teacher walking in front of him step by step.He has already planned that as long as the monster dares to do something, he will never show mercy.

Unexpectedly, the chin was picked up by two soft fingers. With a fragrant wind, the national teacher murmured: "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, you must not have thought that one day it would fall into my hands, right? Back then you As soon as I left, I waited bitterly in Huaguo Mountain alone, and later I found out that you actually made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and was crushed by the Tathagata under the mountain."

Monkey King was taken aback, this monster actually knew Huaguo Mountain?But in his memory, there is absolutely no such female monster in Huaguo Mountain.

"Do you know how desperate I was at that time? I searched everywhere but couldn't find you. I even sneaked into Xitian and bit the Buddha when he was unaware. It's just that the poison was not strong enough. The Buddha only hurt for a few days. I was seriously injured and fell down to earth. It took me hundreds of years to recover from my wounds, and then I heard that you have come out from the mountain and entered the Buddhist gate to protect Tang Seng to go to the West to obtain the scriptures."

"Hahahaha..." The national teacher suddenly laughed, and there was sadness and pain hidden in the laughter. "Not only did you not find me when you came out, but you also forgot the grievances of the past! You were suppressed by the Tathagata at the foot of the mountain, how could you not take revenge, and even entered Buddhism?! Monkey King, you really disappointed me!"

The national teacher was crying and laughing, and Sun Wukong was puzzled when he heard it, who is this monster?Why do you know everything about him?

However, sneaking into the Western Paradise and biting the Buddha is bold enough. I'm afraid this monster's cultivation level is not inferior to his.For a while, his vigilance increased a lot.

Then I heard the national teacher say again: "Since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless! I will eat Tang Seng first, and then kill your three juniors and sisters. Let's see how you go to learn the scriptures!"

The national teacher's heart was swayed, and the finger that provoked Sun Wukong's chin was loosened, and a steel fork with a cold light appeared in the palm of his hand.

Seeing that the steel fork was about to stab Tang Seng, Monkey King opened his eyes suddenly, and broke the rope with his arm.At the same time, the golden cudgel flew out, becoming larger and longer at a speed visible to the naked eye, and lay across Tang Seng's body.

With a sound of "dang", the steel fork hit the golden cudgel hard, making a muffled sound.

"Sun Wukong, you are actually pretending!" The national teacher was shocked, his seductive eyes were full of disbelief, and then his cheeks flushed: "Then you heard what I just said?"

Sun Wukong grabbed the golden cudgel and pushed the national teacher violently, and the national teacher took several steps back.

He stood in front of Tang Seng and the others, and said in a deep voice: "I heard everything, but Lao Sun doesn't know you. You monster is trying to deceive me, so hurry up and report your name, maybe Lao Sun will spare you. "

"Don't know me?" These words greatly stimulated the national teacher, the national teacher raised his head and laughed miserably: "Hahahahaha...you actually said that you don't know me? Sure enough, men are fickle! Monkey King, just rely on you In a word, you should die!"

"If you have something to say, if Lao Sun really knows you, he will definitely not pretend not to know you. You should report your name quickly." Sun Wukong frowned slightly, he had already thought of all the female monsters he had encountered since he was born Again, but still no match for the number.

The national teacher's eyes were cold, and he said sharply: "I'm Tian Xie! I didn't know you when I was in Huaguo Mountain. At that time, you were still a monkey, and you promised me that you would marry me in the future. This Have you forgotten after only 500 years? Or are you pretending not to know each other and not daring to face me?"

Her eyes suddenly fell on Tao Tao, and she suddenly said: "Have you fallen in love with someone else? In love with this little fairy? Monkey King, you are so ruthless!"

"Stop talking nonsense." Sun Wukong stood sideways to block Tao Tao, and said displeasedly: "Old Sun has never heard of Tianxie, let alone know him, you must have misunderstood the person."

"Did I recognize the wrong person? Don't think that you can become a human being after shaving. I will recognize you even if you turn into ashes. Monkey King, if you don't want to see me again, just say it. Why don't you remember? You really let me down. .” Tian Xie’s eyes were filled with tears, full of despair.

She laughed at herself: "It's in vain that I took revenge on the Tathagata for you, but I was injured and cultivated for so many years. Hehe... I think I was really blind, and I paid for all my enthusiasm. If you betray me so much, don't blame me for not keeping it." Love it."

"A self-talking woman, Lao Sun even said that he doesn't know you, so why are you still hanging on? If you leave here, Lao Sun will treat it as if nothing happened. If you are stubborn, Lao Sun will not be polite. It's gone." Sun Wukong was a little annoyed by what she said, why should he plant everything on him?There is something wrong with this monster.

"Go to hell!" Tian Xie was extremely annoyed, the steel fork suddenly became bigger and longer, and became a three-strand steel fork of Zhang Xu.

The three steel forks flickered coldly, and suddenly attacked Monkey King.Seeing her, Monkey King was really merciless, and the power of the golden cudgel was also exerted to the extreme.

"Bump bump!" The two quickly went through several tricks, Tian Xie did not fall into the disadvantaged, Monkey King's guess came true, the strength of this monster is indeed not inferior to him.

There were four Tang Sengs tied up next to them, so Sun Wukong was inevitably tied up, but Tian Xie's move was fatal, and instead deliberately approached Tang Seng and the others.

"Monster, if we have the ability, let's go out and fight!" Sun Wukong forced Tian Xie back again, and wanted to change his strategy.

Tian Xie sneered and said: "I won't go out! Sun Wukong, seeing that you care so much about that woman, it's because of her that you refuse to recognize me, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the old grandson doesn't know you." Sun Wukong was already a little annoyed, the woman kept repeating these few words, I'm afraid she really has something wrong with her brain.

"Don't admit it? I'll beat you until you admit it!" Tian Xie suddenly spewed out a puff of white smoke, which instantly enveloped the entire secret room.

Monkey King felt dizzy after only half a sniff. The white smoke actually had a paralyzing effect.

Without even thinking about it, the golden cudgel hit Tian Xie's direction, hit the three steel forks, and the steel forks were knocked flying as if they were unmanned.Monkey King suddenly felt bad, and it was too late when he turned around.

Suddenly, a huge poisonous scorpion appeared in mid-air. With a poke of its tail, a poisonous scorpion pierced into Tao Tao's chest.

"Ah..." Tao Tao screamed suddenly, the poisonous thorn woke her up in pain, and her whole body twitched involuntarily.

The pain was indescribable, like tens of thousands of thin needles were piercing the whole body, and the pain penetrated into the bone marrow.Tao Tao yelled louder than once, with a cry in her voice, but she couldn't get rid of the rope, and finally she overturned her chair and fell to the ground.

"Peach!" Sun Wukong was furious, his eyes turned red suddenly, and he roared angrily, "Damn you monster, I'm going to kill you!"

In an instant, a strong wind came, and the white smoke in the secret room was instantly sucked dry. Tian Xie was taken aback, and turned into a human form again, feeling a murderous aura pressing over.

The Monkey King in front of him suddenly changed, his golden hair instantly turned fiery red, and his already cold face became even more gloomy.The whole person is like Shura from hell, exuding a strong cold and murderous aura, and he can no longer feel the breath of a human being, which makes people shudder.

He clenched the golden cudgel tightly in one hand, with an evil smile on his lips, his gaze was like a knife, and he rushed forward.

At that moment, Tian Xie felt a little fear, and her intuition told her that she was no match for the person in front of her.

So in an instant, she flew towards the door, and the murderous aura behind her was pressing on her step by step, chasing her like a ghost.

"Boom!" The golden cudgel smashed down, and a palace was instantly destroyed with a loud bang.

The entire palace was alarmed, Ruqian ran out in a hurry, and saw Monkey King chasing the national teacher flying all over the sky, and everywhere he passed was a mess.Sun Wukong seemed to have completely lost his mind, he didn't care how many people would be hurt, he only had one thought in his mind, which was to kill Tian Xie!

"Sun Wukong, are you crazy? Do you really want to kill me?" Tian Xie was chased to nowhere to hide, and if he didn't pay attention, he would be hit with a stick.If it weren't for her high cultivation base, she would have been beaten to death by Monkey King long ago.

Monkey King remained silent, the aura exuding from his body became stronger and stronger, and the air pressure became lower and lower.

In the secret room, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were awakened by Tao Tao's screams one after another. Zhu Bajie saw his sister curled up in pain, and was so anxious that he was going crazy.Nai He's body was tied up with a magic rope, and he couldn't break free at all.

"Little sister, what's wrong with you? How could you be in such pain? Damn it, who did it? Where did the stinky monkey go? Little sister, if you bear with it, brother will definitely break free and save you!"

"Brother...it hurts...I hurt so much...there is a monster...a big scorpion...she stabbed me..." Tao Tao's voice was trembling when she spoke, she knew too well that It must be the scorpion spirit hidden in the territory of Xiliang country.

It's just that she didn't know why the scorpion spirit appeared in the palace and tied them all up.

"Miss Taozi!" Ruqian's voice suddenly sounded, seeing Tao Tao's appearance, he rushed in.

"Save my sister quickly! Untie her quickly!" For a moment, Zhu Bajie couldn't think of being murdered by Ruqian, and his heart was all on Tao Tao.

Ru Qian said "oh" twice in a panic, and hurriedly untied the rope on Tao Tao's body, and it took a long time to untie it.Under the urging of Zhu Bajie, the guards he brought untied the ropes of Zhu Bajie and the three of them. Zhu Bajie immediately knocked Ruqian away and hugged Tao Tao in his arms.