Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Besides, Sun Wukong and others, after seeing off the Bodhisattva, came to the Hedi Water Mansion.Tang Seng was tied up in the backyard of the Shuifu, and Monkey King broke the chain to rescue him.

Almost all the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the water mansion have run away, leaving only an old turtle locked in a corner.Zhu Bajie looked at it strangely, thought it was a tortoise shell, and hammered it twice with a nine-tooth nail rake, unexpectedly a head popped out suddenly, and its limbs also slowly stretched out.

"It turned out to be a real tortoise!" Zhu Bajie shrank back, the tortoise was too big, its shell was at least as big as a table, and it must have been cultivated for many years. "You old turtle, why are you tied up here?"

When the old turtle saw the rake in Zhu Bajie's hand, he recognized him, and couldn't help but kindly smiled and said, "This must be Marshal Tianpeng, right? You brothers should have killed that monster when you came to this water mansion. Very good, so very good!"

"You actually recognize me?" Zhu Bajie became vigilant.

"The old turtle has lived for one thousand and three hundred years. I have heard of many gods and monsters. I also know that your elder brother is the Monkey King who is making troubles in the Heavenly Palace." Seeing Tang Seng come out, he was a little surprised to hear this.

When Sun Wukong saw the old turtle, he suddenly realized: "No wonder this water mansion is called the No. [-] of Shuiyuan. It must be your residence."

"The Great Sage has good eyesight. This is the old turtle's residence. It was just taken away by the monster half a year ago. He saw that he couldn't kill me, so he trapped me here. Now that the Great Sage is here, he hopes that the Great Sage will show mercy. Old turtle, help me out." The old turtle raised his head and bowed like a human being.

"That's easy to say, but Lao Sun also has something to ask." Sun Wukong saw the big tortoise shell of the old tortoise, so he made up his mind: "Our master and apprentice are going to cross the Tongtian River, and fishing boats are too slow, so I hope You can carry us for a ride."

The old turtle smiled and said, "As long as the Great Sage doesn't dislike the old turtle, the old turtle will naturally be willing to serve you."

"Then it's settled." Sun Wukong "touched" the two golden cudgels and smashed them down, breaking the chain that locked the old turtle.

The old tortoise was very grateful, and crawled back and forth in the water mansion for a few times before stopping: "Everyone, please come up, old tortoise, I'm ready."

"Master, you go up first." Sun Wukong helped Tang Seng to sit on the turtle shell, then let Tao Tao and Xiao Bailong sit on it, and finally the luggage.He, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing flew behind, protecting everyone as they crossed the Tongtian River.

The eight-hundred-mile long river, the old tortoise reached the end within two or three hours after casting the spell. At this time, the sky was just getting bright, and seeing the rising golden sun, several people felt refreshed and happy.

"Great Sage, the Xiliang Kingdom is ahead of us. I wish you all the best of luck." With a smile on his face, the old tortoise turned around and dived into the water, disappearing.

"This is Xiliang country?" Tao Tao glanced around and found that there was no difference.There seemed to be no one in the ten li radius around here, not even a wisp of cooking smoke.

"Why, have you heard of Xiliang Kingdom?" Sun Wukong asked.

"I've heard a little bit about it. It is rumored that all the Xiliang people are women, not a single man." Tao Tao smiled strangely, and looked at Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing in turn, and the four of them felt hairy . "I didn't say it, but with the looks of the four of you, if you go to Xiliang Kingdom, you might be snatched by the women to marry you back home."

"Stop talking nonsense. Don't say that we are all monks. Even if we are ordinary men, we can only marry a woman back. How can there be any reason to marry yourself?" Tang Seng educated Tao Tao, and said: "Shouldn't this be done?" You made it up on purpose, right?"

Tao Tao said with a look of injustice: "Why did I make up this to lie to you? Believe it or not, just walk forward and you will know."

Zhu Bajie licked his lower lip, and asked excitedly: "Little sister, is what you said true? This Xiliang country is really full of women? Are they beautiful? Gentle or not? Can they cook food?"

"What's wrong with you idiot? Do you still want to stay here as a backdoor?" Sun Wukong twisted his ear, causing Zhu Bajie to scream in pain.

Sha Wujing smiled and said: "I'm not too busy walking, let's get some food first."

So Tao Tao poured out a bunch of fish and shrimps from the space, Tang Seng frowned, while Sun Wukong and the others looked joyful!

After breakfast, I continued on the road. This walk lasted a whole day, but I didn't meet anyone.At noon the next day, they encountered a river again, but this river didn't look deep or very long, but the water was very clear.

There was a boatman on the river, who was coming with a small boat, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened with joy, this is the first person Xiliang country met!He wanted to see if she was a beautiful girl as the younger sister said!

"Are you guys going to cross the river?" The man parked the boat by the river, and when he spoke, it was a man's voice, clearly a gentleman.

Immediately, like a deflated ball, Zhu Bajie poked Tao Tao's arm and said, "Didn't you say that all Xiliang people are women? How come they are big men?"

Tao Tao scratched her head, logically it shouldn't be, she couldn't figure it out either.However, whether it is the old man of the Chen family or the old tortoise, they only say "Xiliang country", and they don't say it is Xiliang women's country.

"It's about crossing the river, so it's convenient for you, the boatman, to give us a ride, master and apprentice." Although Tang Seng was puzzled, he felt that Taozi was deceiving him on purpose, so he didn't take it to heart.

But the boatman said: "Two copper coins per person, you have so much luggage, you have to add another copper coin, I won't cross the river if you don't give money."

Tang Seng said: "We are all monks, how can we have gold, silver, money and silk on our bodies? It is convenient for you, the benefactor, to do us a favor."

"No, no, no." The boatman was unwilling to say anything at first, but when he raised his eyes, he suddenly saw Tao Tao behind the crowd, and his eyes lit up: "That's a little girl? Oh, what a beautiful and cute little girl! You too, little girl!" Want to cross the river?"

"Yeah." Tao Tao didn't know why, but always felt that something was wrong.

The boatman couldn't help but said happily: "Then get on the boat quickly! Hahahaha... Why didn't you say that there are girls who want to cross the river? For the sake of girls, I won't charge you for this trip."

"What's the reason for this?" Tang Seng looked suspicious, but Monkey King was thoughtful.

But seeing that the boatman is just an ordinary person, not a monster, Monkey King still intends to go on his boat.

After a few people and the white dragon horse got on the boat, the boatman pushed the penny, and the boat drove forward at a high speed.The boatman still looked at Tao Tao from time to time, which made Tao Tao feel a little uncomfortable, so he hid behind Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.

It was already noon, and everyone was a little thirsty. Tang Seng saw that the river was clear, so he took out his bowl and scooped some up.

"Master, you can't drink this water!" Tao Tao hurriedly grabbed the bowl from him in shock, and poured the water into the river.If she is not mistaken, this is Zimu River, if you drink the water in it, you will get pregnant!

"Taozi, I think the water in this river is clear, so it should be fine to drink some." Tang Seng thought she thought the water was not boiled, so he wouldn't let him drink it.

"You can't drink it even if it's clear. There are many small things that you can't see in this world, maybe they are in the water. Once you drink it, it will get into your stomach, and the pain will make you roll." Tao Tao naturally couldn't say this. If you drink water, you will get pregnant, so you can only scare her first.

Sun Wukong said: "Taozi's words are also reasonable, you just have to bear with it. I see a fruit forest in front of me. When I get there, I will pick some fruits for you. It can satisfy your hunger and quench your thirst."

Tang Seng had no choice but to endure it first.

The boatman didn't react when he heard everyone's conversation, because his attention was attracted by Tao Tao, and he didn't hear what everyone said at all.

After finally crossing the river, after everyone disembarked, the boatman was still staring at Tao Tao.Tao Tao hurriedly walked a few steps and got into the fruit forest.

"Brother Monkey, this boatman is too strange, does he have some quirks?"

"How can there be any eccentricities? I just look at you more because I see you are beautiful and cute." Monkey King smiled and picked a peach and handed it to her. The peach was big and red, and it was sweet and delicious at first glance.

Tao Tao let out a "huh" and didn't bother with the boatman anymore, took out the dagger, peeled the skin, and started to eat the peach.

I don't know who planted this orchard. It's no less than five miles in diameter, and it's all peach trees.With such an appearance, it looks a bit like the peach garden of the Queen Mother.

Zhu Bajie is the best eater, he ate at least five of them in one go, and his stomach was round.Tang Seng and Tao Tao also ate one and a half of each. This peach is really filling and thirst-quenching.Monkey King and Sha Wujing ate three each, while Little White Dragon had no interest and just ate some grass.

In order to avoid starvation, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie also picked more than a dozen of them and carried them with them.

"The owner of this orchard is really kind-hearted. He knew that we were hungry and hungry when we came from Chechi country, so he specially planted a peach tree on the other side of the river." Zhu Bajie happily waved his fan, still wondering what the owner of the peach orchard would do. Not a big beauty.

When I came to Xiliang country, I saw a boatman. Perhaps that boatman was special, and the rest of them were all women, as my younger sister said.

Tang Seng nodded and agreed: "I will leave the Taoyuan in a while. If I meet the owner of the Taoyuan, I must come to express my thanks."

Coincidentally, when everyone walked out of Taoyuan, they really saw a house not far in front of them.The house was magnificent, and there were two gatekeepers standing at the door, holding guns and looking unkindly.

Seeing Tang Seng and his party coming out of Taoyuan, they immediately blocked the way.

"Are you foreigners? Where did you come from? Where are you going?" The two gatekeepers looked fierce, but when they saw Tao Tao, their expressions suddenly changed and their tone softened: "This girl doesn't know your name. ?”

"What are you doing?" Zhu Bajie was extremely defensive, and immediately put Tao Tao behind him, poked a gatekeeper's chest with a fan, and said displeasedly: "I'm still standing here, just want to tease my sister, believe it or not Rake you to death."

"You stinky man, don't move your hands." Unexpectedly, the gatekeeper was also fierce, and he was not threatened at all, so he slapped him with his palm.

It stands to reason that he is not Zhu Bajie's opponent. Zhu Bajie should have avoided it deftly, but he suddenly slowed down by a pat, and happened to be slapped in the chest by the gatekeeper.

"Ouch... Ouch..." Zhu Bajie's face turned pale immediately, and he yelled loudly while clutching his stomach.

Sun Wukong and the others thought he was trying to be funny, but they didn't expect Zhu Bajie to bend over while yelling, with bead-sized beads of sweat oozing from his forehead, which surprised everyone.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Tao Tao hurriedly supported him, Zhu Bajie was definitely not pretending.

Could it be that the gatekeeper was too powerful, so he slapped Zhu Bajie with a single slap?

Sun Wukong grabbed the gatekeeper's collar with one hand, and said with a sneer, "This is the way of hospitality in your Xiliang country? If my brother has any troubles today, I will definitely not forgive you... Ouch..."

Before he could finish his fierce attack, Sun Wukong suddenly screamed and covered his stomach with one hand.

"Brother Monkey, what's the matter with you?" Tao Tao supported one of them with one hand, inexplicably feeling bad, why is this situation like that?

The stomachache was like an infection, and soon Sha Wujing also covered his stomach, and finally Tang Seng, Tang Seng was so painful that he couldn't stand up, and fell directly to the ground.

"Master, are you okay?" Tao Tao helped Zhu Bajie and Monkey King to sit on the nearby stone, and hurried to help Sha Wujing and Tang Seng.

The two guards didn't seem to be surprised by everyone's situation at all, and pointed at Monkey King and others, mocking and laughing.

"Peach, my teacher's stomach hurts so much, it's like flesh and blood are churning, is there something wrong with the peach you ate just now?" Tang Sengjun's face was pale, the strange pain was unbearable, it was worse than being thrown into a pot to survive It hurts to cook.

"Master, my stomach hurts too. There must be something wrong with the peach...I'm not talking about you, but the peach I ate just now." Monkey King hurriedly explained.

Zhu Bajie was already groaning in pain, leaning head to head with Sha Wujing, with both hands tightly pressing his belly, how could he still look as chic as before?

Tao Tao looked at the four of them, scratched her head, and said, "But I ate it too, and my stomach doesn't hurt."

"Girl, it's because you are a woman. The peaches in our Xiliang Kingdom can only be eaten by men to cause stomach pains, oh hehehe..." One of the gatekeepers covered his mouth and smiled, with a meaningful expression on his face.

The other gatekeeper didn't smile, but he knew the inside story by looking at it.

"Well, could it be that they are pregnant?" Tao Tao couldn't even believe it when she said this. She took precautions and even poured out the water in Tang's monk's bowl. She didn't expect that people had evolved to eat peaches. Pregnant!

She stroked her forehead with one hand, it was really a coincidence.

The gatekeeper who covered his mouth and smiled showed surprise in his eyes: "It turns out that the girl knows so much about our Xiliang country, and they are pregnant! They will give birth to a white and fat boy in less than three days. Congratulations to the four of you! "

"I...congratulations...your mother..." Zhu Bajie cursed in anger. He is a man, how can he have children?

This Xiliang country is really terrible!

Sun Wukong's face was also gloomy to the extreme. In the past, he had a way to deal with the misfortunes of his master and junior, but he never expected that he would get involved this time.Have a baby, what are you kidding?

"Wukong... how can this be good? As a teacher, he is a man, how can he produce a child... If he gives birth to a child, he will break the precept... what face does he have to go to the west to seek the scriptures?" Tang Seng I was so anxious that tears fell out, I only felt that the movement in my stomach became more and more obvious.

Three days, a woman needs ten more people to conceive, how can they give birth to a child after three days of pregnancy?

"Master, don't worry...there must be a solution to this matter..." Sun Wukong reluctantly stood up, and Tao Tao immediately supported him.He looked at the two gatekeepers and said displeasedly, "Since you live by the Taolin, why didn't you inform passers-by in advance? You really have no good intentions!"

Seeing that he was so fierce, the two gatekeepers didn't dare to laugh anymore.

"Little master, you have wronged us. We only care about people coming from this side, but we can't control people coming from Zimu River. But we have seen many situations like yours. My master said that all guests who come and go If there is any difficulty, we will help each other. So you guys, you can go to the house for a while to settle down."

Only then did Monkey King stop his anger, and with the help of two gatekeepers, he helped Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing into the house.

The owner of the house is a petty official who manages Taoyuan. When he saw the situation of Monkey King and others, he wanted to send them to rest on soft couches.

However, the stomach hurts so badly, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others lay on the soft couch, still moaning and moaning non-stop.

Seeing that all the people in the house were men, Tao Tao finally understood what was wrong. It turned out that the Xiliang Country was not a country of daughters, but a country of men!

"Everyone who came from afar must have eaten the peaches in the forest. Those peaches are the treasures of our Xiliang Naner Kingdom for passing on the family line. Any man who eats them will conceive and give birth after three days. But women can't eat them. That's why this girl has no influence."

Xiaoguan Taolin smiled and explained, staring straight at Tao Tao, just like the two gatekeepers before.

Tao Tao wanted to vomit blood. She originally thought that she would see countless beauties when she came here, and then she made fun of Brother Hou and the others who were being watched by the girls. She didn't expect everything to be reversed, and she became the one being watched.

"Little sister...you, you lied...this Xiliang country is clearly full of men...but you said they were women, which made my brother look forward to nothing..." Zhu Bajie still didn't forget to scold Tao Tao while he groaned, This made Tao Tao even more depressed.

"My lord has also seen many people who ate peaches and conceived. May I ask if there is a way to conceive? My master and senior brothers are going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, so we can't delay here because of this." Tao Tao remembered the book It is said that there is a birth spring, but it is not sure now.

Taolin Xiaoguan hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, there is a way to get pregnant. There is a Ruyi lady in our country, she lives in the Ruyi temple two miles east of the palace, and there is also a flower planted in her temple. Taolin. If you go there to pick a peach and eat it, the baby will be lost. It’s just that this Ruyi empress is not easy to talk to, and she hates women very much. It may not be easy for a girl to go there to pick peaches.”