Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The three of Huli felt very humiliated, and were looking for another chance to get back, so they agreed to Monkey King's proposal without even thinking about it.

"Sun Wukong, how are you doing?" Hu Li was a little impatient even now.

After playing with Sun Wukong this time, he is about to make a unique move.He would never allow Tang Seng who came to Che Chi Country to fly out again!

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "It was too boring to play before, guessing and guessing is a waste of time, this time we play a big game, how about picking skin, cramp, and heart? I'm afraid you won't agree!"

"Hahahaha..." The three of Huli couldn't help laughing, they really wanted to come up with something, they were planning to come up with a unique move, but they didn't expect Monkey King to bring it up.

That being the case, they will stay with them to the end.

The king and queen on the side were terrified. The king said with a pale face, "How can people live if their skin has been peeled off, their tendons have been pulled out, and their hearts have been dug out? Little master Datang, national teacher, you should not compare yourself to this!" It's dangerous."

"Comparison, of course." Hu Li said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the three of us have been in Che Chi Kingdom for three months, and we haven't shown you the real methods yet. Let you see them today."

Sun Wukong said: "Let the old grandson see and see."

Zhu Bajie's real body finally came back, and when he heard this, he complained in a low voice: "You stinky monkey, did you just take my old pig's mantra over because you couldn't think of another way to compete? Let me tell you, I am good at being a little girl." , If you want me to scratch my skin, cramp my muscles and dig out my heart, that is absolutely impossible."

"You don't need to do anything this time, just look at me." Sun Wukong smiled and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, then leaned in front of Tao Tao and said, "If you are afraid later, close your eyes."

"Yes, I'm a little scared. Brother Hou, although I believe in you, do you really want to come to such a heavy-tasting competition?" Tao Tao didn't know what to say anymore.

She thought that beheading, disembowelment, and frying in the oil pan written in the book was already harsh enough, but compared with peeling skin, cramp and digging out heart, it was still a little milder.

"That's not the case, how did you clean them up and upright? Don't worry, it will be over in less than half an hour." After Sun Wukong comforted him, he said to the three brothers of the national teacher: "Come and compare first, which one of you will go first? "

"Of course I'm here!" Hu Li was the first to stand up.

At this time, the lanterns had just come on, and oil lamps were lit everywhere in the palace, making the main hall as bright as day.

The king ordered two executioners to play, and these two executioners were responsible for skinning Monkey King and Huli.For the sake of fairness in the competition, Hu Li asked the two to peel the skin together, and Monkey King agreed without hesitation.

Hu Li sneered secretly, he had already said hello to Lu Li and Yang Li, as soon as Monkey King's skin was peeled off, he would turn into a goshawk and take it away.Hmph, Sun Wukong will lose his skin when the time comes, let's see how he survives!

"Start skinning!" Following an order, the two executioners stepped forward and stripped the shirts of Monkey King and Hu Li, exposing their chests.

The two executioners looked a little excited. They had handled some serious prisoners in this way before, but those prisoners were ordinary people. As soon as they opened a hole in their necks, they were bleeding profusely and screamed in pain.This is the first time to pick the skin of the master of the country and the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty. I wonder if they will also scream?

With one stroke, the necks of Monkey King and Hu Li were cut open. Strange to say, the two didn't even yell or speak, and they didn't even shed any blood.

Sun Wukong took advantage of the unexpected and turned into a fake monkey to peel the skin, while his real body had already flown into the air, waiting to pick up Huli's tiger skin.

Clothes made from refined tiger skin would be especially warm, and he thought about making a tiger fur coat for Tao Zi.Later, he skinned Lu Li and Yang Li, and made a coat for himself and his master.

Tao Tao has already covered her eyes with her hands. Although she knows that Brother Hou will definitely not die, seeing him skinned with her own eyes is still quite strong.Zhu Bajie thought she was afraid, so he deliberately opened the folding fan to cover her face.

"Sister, don't be afraid, that stinky monkey must have other plans, he didn't shed a drop of blood... Oh, the skin on his chest has been ripped off, and the stinky monkey's flesh is still trembling..."

"You can shut up now." Tao Tao couldn't help pinching Zhu Bajie, wishing to sew his mouth shut.

Zhu Bajie gasped in pain and dared not live broadcast anymore.

Tang Seng over there also turned his face away, chanted "Amitabha Buddha" several times, secretly thinking that the young people nowadays are getting wilder and wilder.

The speed of the two executioners was quite fast, and they peeled off the skin on their chests and backs in a short while.Not only did the two not shed a drop of blood, but they also stood there chatting and laughing freely, which surprised everyone.

Then it was time to chop the legs, Lu Li and Yang Li saw that the time was almost up, Lu Li immediately used his power to transform into a vicious goshawk.The goshawk neighed in mid-air, and instantly swooped down in the direction of Monkey King, with its two sharp claws heading straight for the piece of skin that had been peeled off!

Sun Wukong was already in mid-air, and he found out the first time the goshawk appeared.Luckily, the secret channel was well prepared, otherwise he would have to endure a lot of pain to grow out of the skin if the goshawk took it.

In an instant, he blew on the goshawk, and the goshawk turned around and headed towards Huli.Lu Li and Yang Lizheng were secretly proud, seeing this scene shocked, it was too late for Lu Li to stop it.

The executioner had just finished peeling Hu Li's skin and was still holding it, when the goshawk plummeted down, grabbed the skin with its talons and shot towards the sky, disappearing in a blink of an eye.

"Skin! My skin!" Hu Li watched his skin being snatched away, and his face turned pale with anger.With this excitement, the protective spell tried its effect, blood flowed from his body immediately, and he turned into a bright red monster.

Everyone couldn't help frowning, and even the executioner took a step back. Seeing such a terrible scene, I'm afraid I'm going to have a nightmare tonight.

Zhu Bajie clicked his tongue twice, and said in a low voice: "You're still smart, little girl, you didn't see Hu Li's tragic situation, tsk... Your brother and I will leave a psychological shadow. This stinky monkey is really a good trick."

"Brother!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Li and Yang Li flew towards Hu Li together.

But it was too late, the tiger's mana was exhausted, and a large pool of blood flowed out, and soon fell to the ground and died.After death, it suddenly changed back to its original shape, it was a skinless tiger with eye-catching eyes, which shocked everyone.

Sun Wukong cast a spell to wear the skin back, and the real body returned to the ground. He sneered and said, "What national teacher? It turned out to be a tiger spirit that has been cultivated to become a spirit. Your Majesty, you should pay more attention this time."

"Drag it on! Drag it on quickly!" The king was already trembling with fright. Not to mention the tragic death of the national teacher, it turned out to be a monster. How could his heart bear it?

Lu Li and Yang Li were furious, and Lu Li stepped forward and scolded angrily: "Sun Wukong, did you use some means? My eldest brother is a dignified person, how could he suddenly become a tiger? The next round will be up to me." Come to bet with you!"

"It's a gamble. This time there is no need for an executioner. Let's do the cramp ourselves. All the tendons in this body will be pulled out one by one. Do you dare?" Sun Wukong was in a good mood after finishing a monster, and the rest Two, he also had to clean them up in one go.

"Why don't you dare? Just pump it!" As he said that, Lu Li wiped his left wrist without using a dagger or knife, and a hole suddenly opened on his wrist. He found the tendon from inside and pulled it out forcefully.

Sun Wukong was similar to him, but his hamstrings were the first to twitch, and those hamstrings looked like two long noodles, but he pulled them out easily.What's even more amazing is that without his hamstrings, he still stands like a slack, no difference from before.

After cramping his hamstrings, he cramped his hands again, but this time he slowed down. When he got the second hand tendon, it seemed to be very difficult, and he couldn't pull it out after a long time.

Lu Li had pulled out all four of his tendons, seeing how difficult Monkey King was, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sun Wukong, do you have a cramp and your hands have no energy? Do you need me to help you pull it out? Hahahaha... I'm afraid that you won't be able to put it back out. If you lose the muscle, it depends on how you use your strength in the future. "

Sun Wukong raised his head and glared at him, at this moment, a strong wind hit the high platform, just hitting the four tendons in Lu Li's hand.The strong wind seemed to be mixed with knives, and when a gust of wind blew by, the four tendons unexpectedly shattered to the size of a fingernail, and all fell to the ground.

Lu Li took a step back in shock, and Monkey King finally pulled out all four tendons at this time.

"National teacher, why are your tendons broken? It's broken into such pieces, but can you connect them back?" Sun Wukong seemed to think that the stimulation wasn't enough, so he walked up to Lu Li step by step, and handed his tendons up. He laughed and said: "Your tendons seem to be useless, do you want to put Lao Sun's tendons on your body?"

"You...you..." Lu Li's legs suddenly went limp, he couldn't stand anymore, he knelt down on the ground, trembling uncontrollably.

"Even if you lose, you don't have to perform such a big ceremony. How can the old grandson afford it?" Monkey King stuffed his tendons back while joking: "Since you don't want my tendons, I'll put them back myself."

"Sun Wukong...you are deceiving..." Lu Li suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood, his face was distorted, and then he fell to the ground.

As soon as he died, he quickly revealed his original shape, which was a deer demon.

"Second brother!" Yang Li rushed to the high platform again, picked up Lu Li's head, and found that he had stopped breathing.

It doesn't matter if the tendon is pulled out, as long as it is returned within a quarter of an hour, it will return to normal.But Lu Li's tendons were broken into pieces, and in a panic, he forked his spell, and died suddenly.

Yang Li's eyes were red, this Monkey King killed his two elder brothers in one breath, this revenge must be avenged!

"Sun Wukong, you are too deceitful!"

"When did Lao Sun deceive others? This is an aboveboard competition." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Or do you mean that you brothers can't afford to lose?"

"Stop pretending! My two brothers are very capable, you must have used insidious tricks to kill them! Monkey King, I will never let you go!" Yang Li took off his shirt and took a handful from the executioner. The long knife said sharply: "Now let's dig out your heart! If you lose, I will chop you into pieces!"

"Little brother, it's not good to be so hostile, it's easy to lose your temper. If you die later, you three brothers won't even have a body collector, should you think about it again?" Sun Wukong said clearly It is for the sake of Yangli, but in fact it is using aggressive methods.

Sure enough, Yang Li became even angrier when he heard it. He slashed open his chest with a "poof", and grabbed his heart with his left hand.

Seeing that he was so active, Sun Wukong took a knife hypocritically, intending to cut his own chest.

It was too late to say it, and when Monkey King cut his chest, Yang Li stabbed him with a knife.It turns out that taking the heart just now was just to paralyze Sun Wukong, he wanted to kill him in one fell swoop while Sun Wukong was concentrating!

"Touch!" Sun Wukong had been guarding against him for a long time. With a long knife in his hand, he just blocked Yangli's attack.

"My son, don't be so anxious if you want to die. I want to see if your heart is red or black." , happened to hit Yang Li's head.

Hearing a scream, Yang Li fell to the ground without any strength to fight back, his brains splattered, and he couldn't die anymore.

When he died, he also changed back to his original form, which was a tall white-haired goat.

Sun Wukong slammed the golden cudgel into the ground, and glanced at everyone coldly: "I have seen it, these three national teachers are all monsters! They are not from the Sanqing sect, let alone Taoist priests, but they just took the opportunity to stir up trouble and kill people." It’s just common people! Whether it’s Taoism or Buddha, you’ve always cared about the common people in the world, and you’ve always been merciful, and you’ll never do such things that harm the common people! Old Emperor, you must keep your eyes open in the future. Believe in evildoers."

"Yes, yes..." The king was so frightened that Monkey King's blow just now was so fast that he had no time to react.When Yang Li's brains splattered, he could see clearly and almost vomited.

This Monkey King is definitely a evil star that he dare not provoke!

The three monsters were dead, and Tang Seng and others did not stop him any more. The king was so frightened that he hurriedly asked someone to bring a certificate of customs clearance. After covering the jade seal, he handed it to Tang Seng himself.

"Holy monk, thank you for your hard work. I really didn't know that the three national teachers were actually monsters. I'm sorry for delaying you. If you are in a hurry, you can start your journey now." The king dared not even look at it now. Looking at Monkey King, I wish these people would get out of Che Chiguo as soon as possible.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "I helped you deal with the monsters anyway, why are you driving us away now? You are too heartless as an old emperor. Our master and apprentice will not leave tonight, so we will be in your palace How about a one night stay?"

The king smiled uglier than crying: "Little master, you misunderstood me. How could I drive you away? The gate of the palace is always open for you, and you can stay as long as you want."

"Stop being hypocritical, we'll just stay for one night." Zhu Bajie interrupted his nonsense, but his mind became active.

After all, this is the imperial palace. After the master falls asleep, they can go to the imperial dining room to eat delicious food!

So when the people in the imperial dining room were preparing breakfast the next day, they found that a lot of meat was missing, and more than half of the raw, cooked, and half-baked meat was missing.There were still some traces left on the ground, and the flesh seemed to have been bitten by something, so scared that everyone thought there was a monster again.

Of course it was done by Monkey King and the others. They not only ate their fill, but also let Tao Tao take away a lot.After all, in the next time, I don't know when I will meet such a generous family again.

Sun Wukong and others walked for seven or eight days without leaving the border of Chechi Kingdom. Since the flood was receded, the monks of Chechi Kingdom have all returned to the temple, and the people have returned to normal life.

Seeing the people live and work in peace and contentment, Tang Seng rarely praised: "Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, Taozi, you have done a good job this time and saved the common people."

"Then Master, can we eat meat now?" Everyone was elated after hearing the praise, and Zhu Bajie revealed his thoughts as soon as he was happy.

Tang Seng was so angry, when will these apprentices get rid of their greedy mouth?Eat, eat, be careful to be eaten by others one day.

One day when the crowd came to a big river, they saw that it was getting late and the surroundings were deserted. Tang Seng sighed that he was afraid that he would sleep in the wilderness again.

"Wukong, the river is very fast. The river is hundreds of miles wide. There are no houses nearby, and there is no boatman. How can we cross the river tomorrow?"

"There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Master, don't worry too much." Sun Wukong waved his hand, and flew into the air to look at the river, but he couldn't see the opposite bank, probably hundreds of miles away.

Tao Tao looked at the river left and right, wondering if he could catch some fish tonight, when he suddenly saw a stone monument not far away.

When I got closer, I saw a line of big characters engraved on the stone tablet: Eight Hundred Li Tong Tianhe.

"Brother Monkey, this is going to be difficult. It turns out that this river is called Tongtian River, and it is [-] miles wide." Tao Tao remembered that there was a carp spirit in Tongtian River, which was also a pet kept by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

If you want to cross the river, you have to kill the carp spirit first.

Thinking of a fat and meaty carp, she suddenly felt hungry. Speaking of which, she hadn't eaten fish for a long time, and she missed it.I touched my stomach and felt even hungrier. I still don't know where tonight's dinner is.

Sun Wukong flew down from the sky, but his eyes lit up: "I don't need to sleep in the wilderness tonight, and I don't have to worry about running out of food. I smelled a smell of food just now, and it came from the lower reaches of the river. There are people not far ahead."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go there quickly, maybe we can make it in time for dinner!" Zhu Bajie was full of strength when he heard the food, and led the white dragon horse towards the downstream at a fast speed.

Tang Seng was dizzy from being jolted on horseback, nearly fell down, and gave Zhu Bajie a hard look.

Three miles ahead, everyone saw a village, and the head of the village was still a large family, cooking dinner with little smoke.

The hungry masters and apprentices couldn't wait to knock on the courtyard door. The owner of the house was also hospitable, and when he heard that they were Buddhist scriptures from the East, he welcomed them in.