Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"It's tied here, and I told the other uncles just now." Hong Haier took the arm of Monkey King and took him to see Tang Seng and the other four.

The four Tang monks were so hungry that they couldn't even open their eyes.Especially Tao Tao, who still has two dark circles under her eyes, Sun Wukong felt inexplicably distressed.

"Father, this is Tang Seng, this is his apprentice Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, and this is the little sister Tao Tao who is in charge of cooking. Father, let me tell you, this young lady cooks delicious food, but she refuses to cook." Do it for us."

Hong Haier originally wanted to praise Tao Tao for being clever and clever, but he thought how embarrassing his brothers had lost, so he didn't say it in the end.

Monkey King pretended to look at him for a while, then nodded in satisfaction and said: "As expected of my son, he is really powerful."

"My son was able to catch Tang Seng with the help of my brothers. Father, now that everyone has gathered, can we cook Tang Seng's meat?" Red Boy invited everyone to sit down, and the Bull Demon King naturally took the first place, followed by five brothers.

These six people have not seen each other for a long time, and they are very cordial when they meet today.

The Demon King Peng put his arms around his son and said with a smile: "You little dolls are really amazing. How do you say that? It’s because of your favor. Big brother, without further ado, let’s let Tang Seng be steamed, shall we?”

Xiao Bailong was a little anxious, but seeing Monkey King's calm expression, he didn't rush to speak.

"Dapeng, it's not that I don't want to eat Tang Seng's meat, but you also know that this Tang Seng has a great apprentice named Sun Wukong, and that is the brother we sworn together back then. Sun Wukong is very capable. We captured his master, and he will definitely not eat it." I will let it go, this is not a good time to eat Tang Seng."

Sun Wukong looked worried, as if he was very considerate of everyone.

Xiao Bailong immediately echoed: "That's the reason. As long as Sun Wukong is still around, Tang Seng won't be able to eat. Besides, Sun Wukong is also our sworn brother..."

Peng Demon King is a rough man, he touched his head when he heard the words, frowned and said: "It was Sun Wukong who betrayed my brothers and took refuge in Buddhism. Hmph, I don't have such a brother!"

"That's right, and he didn't bring us with him when he went to the Heavenly Court to be an official, otherwise, how fun would it be if we went to the Heavenly Court together and made troubles in the Heavenly Palace together?" took their limelight.

"Isn't it? We are all his elder brothers, and we were no worse than him at that time. How can he get the Monkey King who was bestowed by the Jade Emperor himself, and we have nothing? Later, it turned out to be good. I heard that he ate up all the money in the heavenly court." He bought the flat peaches in the entire flat peach garden, and even stole countless elixir from the Supreme Lord, which made his skills advance by leaps and bounds. Up to now, you and I are no longer his opponents."

The Macaque King was very worried about this matter, everyone was born as a monkey, so how could Sun Wukong become famous and his reputation spread throughout the world of fairies.As for their brothers, they are all unknown until now.

King Yu Tamarin, who is also a monkey, also nodded fiercely. He also heard that the fairy daughters in the heaven looked at Sun Wukong differently, obviously he was more handsome than Sun Wukong.Hmph, those women really have no eyesight!

Sun Wukong, who was sitting on the side, was in mixed moods. It turned out that this was how his elder brothers treated him.Remember how righteous and friendly they were when they first became sworn brothers?Sure enough, brotherhood is no match for a little fame.

"Then according to everyone's opinion, we want to get rid of Monkey King together?" His tone became a little cold. If these "brothers" want to kill him, then he has nothing to say.

"This... big brother, we don't mean that either. We mean that Tang Monk still has to eat, so Sun Wukong just cleans him up and drives him away." The lion and camel king was the first to express his opinion. In fact, they have nothing to do with Sun Wukong. Deep hatred.

The Macaque King had a different opinion. He sneered and said, "Fourth brother, if you want to be merciful, you have to see whether Sun Wukong will be merciful. If you eat him and master, how can he not come back to take revenge? It's the wild fire that can't be exhausted. The spring breeze blows and gives birth again."

The other demon kings couldn't help looking at each other. Although they couldn't bear it, they felt that what the macaque king said was the truth.They all know Sun Wukong's temperament very well, and he is definitely not a person who is willing to let it go.

"No, I still don't agree to get rid of him." The Lion Camel King insisted this time, and threatened: "If you want to kill him, I will definitely not participate."

Sun Wukong quickly echoed: "I don't participate either, that monkey is a bit hateful, but the crime is not worthy of death."

"What Big Brother said is true." Xiao Bailong also naturally stood by Sun Wukong's side.

The macaque king's eyes flickered slightly, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "You have to defend that Monkey King so much, you have to make my brother suspicious. I heard that Monkey King is good at 72 transformations, so it might not be difficult to become our brothers, right?"

"Fifth brother, what do you mean?" The lion and camel king was immediately angry.Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong looked at each other, and their mood became a little subtle.

Hong Haier was startled, and hurriedly pulled a few younger brothers and asked, "Where did you invite the fathers and kings here? Could it be because of Monkey King's way?"

Especially ask the fourth child, because the fourth child was the first to come back with two fathers.Now the father of the fourth child, the lion and camel king, is trying his best to speak for Monkey King, which is really suspicious.

The fourth child tremblingly said: "I met my father on the way home. My father said that he had just finished drinking from an uncle. He was indeed reeking of alcohol at the time. Is he lying? Third brother's father is It can’t be a fake if it’s invited from home.”

The sixth child sniffled and said, "I also invited the two fathers and kings out from home, it can't be fake."

Everyone looked at the second child, and the second child panicked and said, "It's impossible for my father to be a fake. I went to the Black Flood Sea myself, and my father and Uncle Niu were fighting at the seaside."

"That's strange." Hong Haier scratched his head, and finally concluded: "Now there are five fathers invited from home, only the fourth son, your father came halfway, I think your father is the most suspicious .”

"Ah? Isn't my father my father?" The fourth child was dumbfounded, how could this be possible?

"Sun Wukong is full of tricks, I'm afraid he really became your father, otherwise why would your father protect him?" Although Hong Hai'er felt that her father was a bit suspicious, but since she came with the second father's father, then It can't be fake.

The second child scratched his head and said, "Brother, we can't tell the difference, Tang Seng and the others probably can tell the difference, why don't we try them?"

"What good idea do you have?" Hong Haier's eyes lit up.

"We can identify one by one, and whoever finds out that Tang Seng and the others get nervous must be Sun Wukong!" The second child was desperate to come up with such a bad idea, but Hong Haier and the others applauded unanimously.

As everyone knows, Tao Tao and the others suddenly realized when the Monkey King raised doubts.Looking at the six demon kings again, when they noticed some small details of them, they really recognized Monkey King and Little White Dragon.

Everyone looked at each other and immediately had an idea. If the other party wanted to expose Monkey Brother and Xiao Bailong, they had to protect them to the end.

When the demon kings were arguing, there was a sudden commotion on Honghaier's side, and Honghaier said loudly, "Fathers, please calm down first, we already have a way to identify Monkey King. We have fought against Monkey King several times, and we are already familiar with him. Every move, I will identify, you are Monkey King changed!"

He raised his hand and pointed at the Lion Camel King, while the other little demons paid attention to the movements of Tao Tao and the others, and they really saw a change in their expressions.

"What nonsense are you talking about, kid?" The Lion Camel King laughed back angrily, and stood up in a "bass".

Seeing the opportunity, Tao Tao hurriedly said, "You guys are mistaken, he is definitely not my Brother Monkey."

"That's right, how could my monkey brother become him." Zhu Bajie shook his head hastily with frightened eyes.

The performance of the two made the monsters even more suspicious.

The macaque king laughed and said, "If he wasn't transformed by Monkey King, why are you so eager to deny it? If you defend him like this, he will become even more suspicious."

The Peng Demon King was a rough man, so he immediately took out his magic weapon and pointed it at the Lion Camel King: "Sun Wukong, you are so bold, you dare to become the fourth brother to sneak in, and deliberately provoke us brothers to quarrel! I wanted to forgive you You die, so you can't be merciful!"

The Lion Camel King was going mad with anger, and said coldly, "Third Brother, are you out of your mind? I came to Huoyun Cave with you. If I were Monkey King, I would have packed you up on the way. Can we wait until now? "

Especially when seeing his own son looking at him suspiciously, the lion camel king was even more speechless, and grabbed his little boy: "You also doubt me? I am your father!"

"Let go of him! Monkey King, what do you want to do? Come at us if you have the ability, don't do anything to the child!" King Macaque and King Yu Tamarin also stood up and pulled out their magic weapons at the same time.

"Wuuu...you are not my father, you are not my father...uuuuu..." The fourth child was frightened and cried, tears fell on the hands of the lion camel king.

The lion camel king was angry and distressed, so he had to put his son down first.

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong looked at each other and smiled, hey, this group of monsters had better be as chaotic as possible.

"Son, I'm really your father. If you don't believe me, let me tell you a few things that only you know and I know?" The Lion Camel King suppressed his anger and comforted his son softly.

The fourth child nodded with tears in his eyes, and the Lion Camel King finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "You wet the bed when you were seven years old, but your mother punished you by kneeling in the yard for a whole morning, or did you plead for your father and let you get up?" .”

The fourth child couldn't help but blush, and covered the lion camel king's mouth: "Father, I believe you are my father, don't say any more."

If such a shameful thing is said, how will he mess around in the future?From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of a few brothers, and sure enough they were all covering their mouths and giggling.

Peng Demon King, Macaque King and Yu Tamarin King were dumbfounded. So they really got it wrong?

Sun Wukong took the opportunity to roar angrily: "Fifth brother, fourth brother is clearly true, but you falsely accuse him of being Monkey King, what are you so worried about? Hmph! Maybe you are Monkey King, and you deliberately provoke our brothers to disagree! If you just now By mistakenly killing the fifth brother like that, we will lose a brother and a helper!"

The other four demon kings immediately pointed their magic weapons at the macaque king, and the macaque king was so angry that his neck was flushed.

"How could I be Monkey King? Big brother, don't blame good people casually!" The macaque king was really confused, and asked Tao Tao and the others: "Do you think I am Monkey King?"

Unexpectedly, Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie nodded together, and Zhu Bajie said earnestly, "Brother Monkey, you are just too hot-tempered, otherwise you wouldn't have revealed your secrets so quickly. You'd better run away quickly, lest they catch you too."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not Monkey King at all, you, you guys are really mad at me!" The macaque king was about to have a heart attack, and he wanted to drag Zhu Bajie out and beat him to death.

"Sun Wukong, what else do you have to say now? Even your companions have identified you!" The Lion Camel King snorted coldly. Just now, this dead monkey deliberately planted a frame on him. This time he would be in vain if he didn't expose the dead monkey's true colors. Be human.

"Fourth brother, I'm really not Sun Wukong, I, I..." The macaque king suddenly saw his son, couldn't help but waved to the fifth son, "come here, son, come and tell them that I am your relative." father king."

Unexpectedly, the fifth child hid further away, only showing a pair of eyes staring at the terrifying macaque king.

The macaque king threatened: "If you don't come, I'll tell you about how you couldn't learn to fly and fell into the cesspit when you were a child!"

Fifth child: "..."

The fifth child cried, and threw himself into the macaque king's arms in an instant: "Father, don't say any more, I believe you are my real father."

The macaque king was satisfied this time, looked around the crowd and said, "I'm Monkey King? Brothers, please don't be so reckless next time, okay? It's easy to wrong people by talking nonsense."

All the monsters looked at each other, and unexpectedly mistaken two suspects in a row. Who is Monkey King?Or is there no Monkey King at all?

Seeing that the situation was not good, Monkey King quickly smoothed things over and said, "Haha, brothers, sit down first, sit down first. From my point of view, there is no Monkey King here at all. Everyone is just guessing."

But the macaque king pressed on every step of the way. How could he just let it go if he suffered a loss and lost face?

"Brother, I have a proposal, I wonder if you would like to listen to it?"

"Tell me." Sun Wukong secretly said that it was not good. He knew that this macaque king was the most cunning when he was sworn in. Most of the ideas he proposed were very harmful ideas.

I heard the macaque king said: "It's very easy to tell whether there is Monkey King among them, just like the fourth brother and I did just now, we can tell the difference by talking about a private matter of our own children. Big brother, why don't you take care of it?" Hey, let's talk about a personal matter about the red boy first."

Sun Wukong knew that this fellow would be a killer move if he made a move, how could he know about Hong Boy's private affairs?Looking at Hong Haier again, he actually agreed with him, as if he wasn't worried about his embarrassment being exposed.

"Of course this is good, but I think we have to fully respect the opinions of the children." Sun Wukong couldn't object directly, otherwise it would be too obvious.

Unexpectedly, Honghaier was the first to raise his hand and said: "Father, we all agree! Although it is embarrassing to be exposed, but it is worthwhile to be able to catch Monkey King."

Sun Wukong wished he could be dragged out and beaten up, this stinky boy knew how to tear things apart.

As soon as Honghaier agreed, the rest of the little demons naturally raised their hands in agreement, so it was difficult for Monkey King to say anything more.

"There are too many embarrassing things about Hongbai, let me think about which one to talk about, how about starting with the sixth brother?" Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and found himself a step down.

Yu Tamarin Wang did his part: "In this case, let me talk about our Fat Ding first. Fat Ding liked to eat peaches the most when he was a child. Once he ate too much and his stomach was ruined. He was lazy and ended up in his pants. ..."

"Father, don't talk about it anymore, it was all a long time ago." Lao Liu covered his eyes, his cheeks were already flushed, and he didn't dare to look into the eyes of everyone.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk anymore." King Yu Tamarin laughed and asked, "Brothers, can I prove my innocence?"

"Yes, yes. Third brother, then you can talk about it too." The macaque king patted Yu Tamarin on the shoulder, confirming his identity.

So Demon King Peng also told a private matter about his son, which made everyone laugh.In this way, the only suspects left are Monkey King and Little White Dragon.

Xiao Bailong clenched his fists nervously, cold sweat came out on his forehead, the macaque king felt something wrong when he saw it, and opened his mouth to drink to reveal Xiao Bailong's identity.

Sun Wukong stood up suddenly, supported Xiao Bailong's shoulder with one hand, and asked with concern: "Second brother, but the injury happened again? It's all the fault of the elder brother. There is no importance in fighting skills."

"Brother, I don't blame you, it's because my skills are inferior to others." Xiao Bailong hurriedly followed his words, and only then did everyone resolve their doubts.

It's just that he has been reluctant to tell his son's private affairs for a long time, which makes the atmosphere a little more dignified.

Hong Hai'er was also very suspicious, his gaze suddenly caught on to Xiao Bailong's neck.Little Bailong was burned by the real fire of samadhi, and his injuries have not healed yet. Although his appearance has changed, the scars cannot be concealed.

This time, the red boy saw it!

"He's not Second Uncle, nor Sun Wukong, he's Little White Dragon!" Red Boy's flaming spear immediately attacked Little White Dragon, and all the demons were startled, and they also surrounded Little White Dragon.

Red Boy explained: "Little Bailong was burned by me with fire before, look at his neck, there are still unhealed wounds!"

"That's true!" The Peng Demon King who was closest saw the scar on Xiao Bailong's neck at a glance.

Xiao Bailong's identity was exposed, so he simply stopped pretending, and changed back to his own appearance as soon as his body changed.

His face was pale, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I am Xiao Bailong! You group of monsters who don't know what to do, even want to eat my master and senior brothers. Even if I die, I won't let you succeed!"

"Xiaobai back up." Sun Wukong also knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, and with a touch of his face, he instantly changed back to his own appearance.

He sneered and said: "The old grandson is here, but what will you do!"