Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Great, I can finally play games again! I hope those people caught this time will be smarter. Those people caught before are really dumber than the other, and they can't answer anything." The second child cheered, he was only better than the red The child is more than 20 years younger.

Although he is only seven or eight years old, his actual age is close to three hundred years old.

The third child hesitated and said: "Can I not eat that little sister? I still want to eat the food made by the young lady."

"I want to eat the delicacies made by my little sister too!" The fourth child raised his hand in agreement.

The fifth and sixth sons sniffed and nodded quickly: "Even if Miss Sister loses, don't eat her, okay? Let's eat Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha first."

Hong Haier waved his hand, pondered for a moment and said, "Then let's do this. Let the four of them play a game, and the main thing is to see who loses first, Zhu Bajie or Monk Sha."

"Great!" A group of little demons were overjoyed, they came to the pillar together, and woke up Tang Seng and others one by one.

Tao Tao felt very sleepy, as if she had fallen asleep suddenly. When she opened her eyes, she immediately realized that something was wrong, she was actually tied to the pillar.Looking left and right, Tang Seng, Brother Zhu and Sha Wujing were also tied up, but Brother Hou and Bailongma were gone.

She immediately knew that this was another scam, and said that Hong Boy had no good intentions, and sure enough, she came after Tang Seng's flesh.I don't know if Brother Hou was burned away by the real fire of Samadhi, and whether he can come back to save them.

"You little monsters really have no conscience! Let your grandpa pig go soon, believe it or not, your grandpa pig will kill you!" Zhu Bajie was also very angry. When the black mist hit, he took out He fired a nine-toothed rake, but the little demon standing beside him knocked him unconscious.

Damn, he really underestimated these little monsters.

"What are you trying to do? Your grandpa Hong is standing here, if you have the ability to hit me!" The red boy put his waist up, raised his head, and stared at Zhu Bajie with contempt.

Zhu Bajie moved, but he couldn't struggle at all. He didn't know what the rope was made of, and the more he struggled, the tighter it became.In the end, there were red marks all over his body, and the little demons couldn't stop laughing.

"Brother, don't move." Tao Tao felt distressed, and if she struggled any longer, she might be strangled into her flesh.

Zhu Bajie was furious, but he didn't dare to struggle any more, he was humiliated by the accusations of a few brats.

The second child couldn't wait any longer, and said with bright eyes: "Let's play a game, as long as you can answer our questions correctly, you can save your life tonight. If whoever loses first, we will eat first!"

The third child added: "But Tang Seng and Miss Sister don't have to worry, Miss Sister, we still want to eat your delicious food. Tang Seng will eat together after we invite our fathers and kings."

"Amitabha." Tang Seng looked melancholy, feeling a little regretful in his heart.It seems that a demon is a demon, even such a little demon who has not grown up, still harbors ill intentions towards him.

Tao Tao asked curiously after hearing the words: "Could it be that you are a family?"

The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess are also very capable of giving birth, and they actually gave birth to six?No, just now that little demon said "fathers and kings", it means that their fathers are different. Could it be that the fairy world is so open that Princess Iron Fan has polyandry?

The third child said: "We are not a family, but we are better than a family. Because our fathers and kings sworn brothers, we became brothers after we were born. I am the third brother Pengpeng, and this is the eldest brother Honghaier. Known as the Holy Infant King."

Hong Haier frowned and said, "Why are you telling her so much? Anyway, they don't know how powerful our father is."

"Who said I didn't know?" Tao Tao really knew that these six little kids were the sons of Brother Hou's six sworn brothers!

Thinking about it this way, Brother Hou is really far behind. His son can catch Tang Seng and eat him. He doesn't even have a partner, and he is still a single dog... a single monkey.

"If I tell you, can you let me go?" Tao Tao lured her with a negotiable tone.

"Tell me first, if you're right, you don't need to play games tonight." Hong Haier was quite generous.

For a moment, the eyes of Tang Seng and others, as well as the little demons, all fell on Tao Tao, wondering if she could tell, and even more curious how she knew.

Tao Tao cleared her throat, and said with an inscrutable expression: "Aren't your fathers and kings the same as the Seven Great Sages who became brothers with Sun Wukong? The Holy Jiao Demon King, the third is the Hunting Great Sage Peng Demon King, the fourth is the Yishan Great Sage Lion Camel King, the fifth is the Ventilation Great Sage Macaque King, and the sixth is the Exorcism Great Sage Yu Tamarin King. The Monkey King Monkey King you beat away is gone."

Every time she uttered a name, the faces of the little monsters changed a little. When she finished speaking, all the monsters opened their mouths and stared at her blankly.

When I heard that Sun Wukong was also my father's sworn brother, I was even more entangled. How could that stinky monkey be brothers with my father?

Hong Hai'er was about to explode on the spot, but he thought that his father seemed to have said that there were seven people in the sworn marriage, but he never knew who the seventh person was.

Could it be that Monkey King really?

"You, how did you know?" The second child swallowed and looked at Tao Tao in disbelief.

"Little sister, what you said is true? Brother Hou and their father are sworn brothers?" Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows with joy. If this is true, then Brother Monkey is the uncle of these goblins!

How can a nephew eat his uncle, master and brother?Don't say you can't eat it, you need good wine and good food to entertain them!

Tao Tao said nonsense seriously: "This matter is widely circulated in the fairy world, and it is passed on as a good story by everyone. I know what's strange?"

She looked at the red boy and said with a thought, "Not only do I know that your father is the Bull Demon King, but I also know that your mother is a Rakshasa girl."

"Ah!" The red boy was really taken aback, blushing immediately and asked, "How do you know this?"

"Because I met your mother a few years ago when I was traveling around and playing around. And we also married sisters. She told me at the time that she had a son, nicknamed Honghaier, who was still cultivating in the Flame Mountain. I didn't expect this After many years, I met you again, and I was still tied here by you. Kid, if your mother finds out about this, let's see if she pulls your ears."

Tao Tao didn't blush or breathe when she told a lie. This kind of half-truth and half-false words are the most difficult to distinguish.Looking at Hong Hai'er again, he clearly believed it, and his expression was a little flustered.

This Tao Tao told him exactly his mother's name and where he practiced, so it couldn't be nonsense.Few people know about his practice in Huoyan Mountain, and it is impossible to know if he did not meet his father, queen and queen.

"You're not lying?" Hong Haier looked at Tao Tao with a hint of fear.

"Why should I lie to you? If you don't believe me, send a letter to your mother to ask now." Tao Tao's words were bluffing. The Banana Cave is tens of thousands of miles away. It is impossible to go back and forth in a short time.

The more righteous she is, the more guilty Hong Haier becomes.

"Haha, kid, did you hear that? My sister and your mother are sworn sisters, and my brother Monkey and your father are also sworn brothers! You are so disrespectful to us now, if your father and queen find out, you will feel bad Yes." Zhu Bajie can be considered elated this time, it turns out that his sister is so powerful that she even knows the monster's mother.

"Brother, what should we do now?" The little demons were a little panicked, they finally caught Tang Seng, so are they going to let him go again now?And they haven't played the game yet.

Honghaier gritted his teeth, and dragged his younger brothers to the side to discuss in a low voice.I saw a group of little demons nodding in agreement from time to time, arguing again, and laughing again.

Tao Tao was actually beating drums in her heart, she was afraid that Hong Haier would silence all of them if she didn't do anything.

Really want to do whatever, Hong Haier and the others quickly discussed it, and they all showed malicious looks.

"You don't need to say any more, so what if the grandson monkey is our father's sworn brother? He has already rebelled! He forgot that he is a monster, and he actually joined Buddhism to protect you, a monk, to go to the west to learn scriptures. Hmph, just rely on this one , we won’t recognize him as uncle!”

Hong Hai'er found a legitimate reason for himself, and suddenly he became confident, and he got rid of that little psychological burden.

He looked at Tao Tao again, with a cold smile: "You, like Sun Houzi, also devoted themselves to Buddhism, and my mother would never recognize a sister like you again, so don't blame me for being rude."

"You little brat, what do you want to do?" Tao Tao became a little nervous, this kid is really ruthless, no wonder he dared to become king on this mountain.

"What are you doing? Of course it's playing a game! Whoever loses will be our dinner!" The second brother folded his arms and laughed to himself, looking at the red boy, he said, "Brother, you should come up with the questions first. "

"Very good." The red boy's brows and eyes also had a hint of joy, and he slapped his head and suddenly had an idea: "Yes, I will test your poems, and whoever can answer it will count as my pass."

"Want to take the old pig's poetry test? Heh..." Zhu Bajie smiled triumphantly. In order to hook up with girls, he learned a lot of poetry!

Even there is a little poem on his folding fan, it is still in the Book of Songs.

Tang Seng and Sha Wujing looked sad, Tang Seng had only read Buddhist scriptures since childhood, and Sha Wujing had never read anything.

He heard Hong Boy shaking his head and saying: "Guan Guan Jujiu..."

"In Hezhizhou, a fair lady, a gentleman is so good! Hey, you brat, even a grown-up person can actually read love poems, so you can't be a good monster when you grow up." Zhu Bajie seemed to be trying to answer a question, When someone else read a sentence, he read the rest.

After reading it, he satirized Honghaier, who immediately blushed and became angry.

"Who asked you to snatch my lyrics? You pig, you can pick up another one if you have the ability!" Red Boy's poems are usually read to Princess Iron Fan by the Bull Demon King, so they are really love poems.

None of the people he captured in the past, or those lands of mountain gods, matched up.When I met Zhu Bajie today, he became more and more courageous as he fought.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "Let's not talk about one song, even ten old pigs can pick it up."

Hong Haier was so angry that he raised his voice and shouted, "Quiet girl..."

"Once I'm in the corner of the city, I won't see you if I love you, scratching my head and hesitating." Zhu Bajie replied even faster, that arrogant smile almost broke through the sky.

Both Sha Wujing and Tang Seng looked shocked. Is this the Bajie they knew?It turns out that Bajie doesn't just know how to eat and sleep.

Red Boy was taken aback for a moment, and changed another song: "Altair Altair..."

"Jiaojiaohe Han girl, with slender hands, and wielding a stick. This is still about the daughter of the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong. Little monster, you have never seen the daughter of the Seven Fairies. Old pig, I met one back then. It was really... "

"To shut up!"

Hong Haier was so angry that he wanted to sew Zhu Bajie's mouth shut.

"Brother, this Zhu Bajie is amazing, you don't seem to be able to subdue him, why don't you let the younger brother try?" The second child was impatient for a long time, and immediately jumped out excitedly when he saw that the red boy was deflated.

"You try it. If Zhu Bajie can't answer this time, he will be the first to eat him!" Red Boy still remembers his revenge.

The second child rubbed his head, and came up with an idea: "I don't know how to recite poems, so I'll give you a nine-chapter arithmetic. Listen carefully: today there are [-] steps from Tian Guang, and from [-] steps. Ask Wei Tian geometry?"

Zhu Bajie suddenly lost his temper, his eyes flicked here and there, but he didn't dare to look at his second child.

He can recite hundreds of thousands of poems, but this nine chapters of arithmetic is unheard of.What is wide fifteen steps, from sixteen steps, I have never heard of it.

Seeing his appearance, Hong Haier couldn't help but grabbed his ear, and said with a sneer: "Zhu Bajie, aren't you very good? Answer if you have the ability, if you can't answer, I will eat you right now!"

Zhu Bajie screamed in pain, wanted to hide but couldn't dodge, and scolded Honghaier half to death, so Honghaier's hands were even harder.

Sha Wujing and Tang Seng were distressed, but they couldn't answer, they both looked sad.

Tao Tao, who was silent for a long time, said, "Isn't it just one mu? There's nothing to say. Brat, let my brother go quickly."

Hong Haier hesitated, and glanced at the second child, who was biting like a chicken pecking at rice.Honghaier snorted, then let Zhu Bajie go, and let the second child continue to write questions.

The second child looked at Tao Tao with great interest, and asked curiously, "Miss Sister, have you also learned Nine Chapters of Arithmetic? Then I will make another one, and you can see if you can answer it."

He thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Today there are twelve-eighteenths, how much is it?"

"Two-thirds." Tao Tao almost blurted out, she didn't know how to answer this kind of elementary school math, she didn't even raise her eyelids.

"Awesome, come again! Today there are two-thirds, four-sevenths, and five-ninths, how much do you get?" The second child read a series of numbers in one breath, and Tang Seng and others were dizzy. Even the red boys snapped their fingers.

Tao Tao rolled her eyes, and this time she thought for a few seconds before answering: "One and fifty-fifty-63."

Seeing that the demons were shocked, she asked with a smile, "Why don't I come out with one? Today there are pheasants and hares in the same cage, with 35 heads on top and 94 feet on the bottom. How many pheasants and hares are there?"

"Second, how many are there? Tell me quickly, you can't lose to her!" The little demons pulled their hair and clothes, for fear that the second would lose face.

The second child looked confused, scratched his head vigorously, and muttered in his mouth, but didn't answer for a long time.

"94, two, forty... 47... Oh, don't argue, let me think about it again." The second child scratched his head, his face flushed, and after a long time of breaking his fingers, he still didn't come out.

The third child pushed him aside when he saw an opportunity, and let him ponder slowly by himself: "Miss, I don't know nine chapters arithmetic, let's compare tongue twisters! I will say a tongue twister, if you can say it verbatim Even if you win!"

"Tell me." Tao Tao listened to the strange dialect of the third child, and she couldn't even tell the difference, and she had an idea in her heart.

The third child shook his head and read: "Phoenixes are painted on the pink wall, and phoenixes are painted on the pink wall. Red phoenixes, pink phoenixes, pink phoenixes flower phoenixes."

Listening to his speaking speed, Tao Taoxin said that you are called a tongue twister?The old grandma's grinding mill is almost the same.

She immediately crackled out the tongue twister of the third child, and said it three times in one breath, which made the third child dizzy, his eyes lit up, and he almost worshiped her as his teacher on the spot.

"Little boy, listen, I'll give you one too. Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty. Try it."

The third child made a mistake as soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't tell the difference with his flat tongue, and he couldn't pronounce four and ten at all, so he was pushed by the fourth child with a slap, and asked him to roll to the corner to practice slowly.

The fourth child has a small head and a shrewd look. Seeing Tao Tao keep his two elder brothers in trouble, not only does he not feel frustrated, but he is eager to try.

"I'll come too, I'll come too, Miss Sister, let me ask you, the scorpion and the crab are playing guessing games, why didn't they win or lose after playing for a whole day?"

"You are also a problem? Because scorpions and crabs can only produce scissors!" Tao Tao looked at the fourth child as if he was mentally retarded, and opened his mouth to ask, "What is in the middle of your father, the lion and camel king?"

"It's the waist." The fourth child answered as a matter of course, and after thinking for a while, he said, "It's meat and bones."

"Stupid, it's a hunchback." Tao Tao raised her chin, telling him to go away too. "Who else has a problem?"

All the monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, the fifth and sixth sons sniffed, and stepped out cautiously: "We still have a problem."

"Say." Tao Tao roared, and the two little demons trembled from the roar, but one uttered a riddle, and the other wanted to play idiom Solitaire.

Tao Tao took care of the two little demons without any effort, especially the son of the old Liuyu Tamarin, who couldn't pick it up at the end, and burst into tears, with snot falling out of his nose.

Before I knew it, I played for most of the night, Tang Seng and others fell asleep, but the little demons were crying and thinking, and began to wonder if they were really stupid.

They had a good time playing, but they didn't know that Sun Wukong was in great misfortune. The black mist made him dizzy for several hours, and he still had bursts of pain during the period, and he didn't gradually recover until dawn.

Fortunately, Xiao Bailong took good care of him, otherwise he would have to rain all night if he fainted by the roadside.

"Damn you brat, you can't just let it go this time! Little Bailong, let's go, let's fight back!" Sun Wukong had a grim face, called out the golden cudgel, and headed towards the Huoyun Cave.