Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Little sister, don't be angry, don't be angry. I absolutely believe in you, and you definitely didn't do this!" Seeing that his sister was really angry, Zhu Bajie hurriedly smoothed things over.Based on his understanding of Tao Tao, she must not have done what she denied.

"Hmph." Tao Tao was upset with Zhu Bajie's boss, what kind of brother?The first reaction was to doubt her, it was too much.

"You are all in the same group, and you are the ones who poisoned my parents! Wuwuwu... My life is so miserable... Father, mother... how can my daughter live if you are gone... Wuwu... ..." The little lady cried and beat Tao Tao and the others into murderers, then threw herself on the two old men and cried.

Tang Seng was embarrassed. He had never encountered such a thing. From the bottom of his heart, he also believed in Taozi, but it happened too coincidentally.

"Tao Zi, Ba Jie, Wu Jing, how do you think this matter should be handled?"

"Hmph, don't ask me, who knows how they died. I can swear to God, I never poisoned the food!" Tao Tao turned and walked aside, very dissatisfied with Tang Seng.

She said not to feed these three people, but it was Tang Seng who wanted to feed them again and again.Of course, she could also understand Tang Seng's idea of ​​being kind to others, but she was dissatisfied that he suspected her the first time the accident happened.

"Master, I think this is just a coincidence. You just heard the little lady say that her father was sick and was about to see a doctor. Maybe she was too happy to eat and was in a hurry, so Choked to death." Zhu Bajie found a slightly more reasonable reason.

He stabbed Sha Wujing's arm again to make Sha Wujing express his opinion.

Sha Wujing was silent for a long time before he said: "What the second senior brother said is one possibility, the apprentice thinks there is another possibility, that is, the two old people are already dead."

"What? Old Sha, don't scare me!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help taking a step back, completely exposing Tang Seng.

Tao Tao was also a little surprised, could it be that Sha Wujing saw something?

Tang Seng frowned slightly, and blamed: "Wujing, if a person is dead long ago, how can he still move, eat, and talk? This is not a nonsense."

Sha Wujing's eyes showed a glint of predation, and he stretched out his right hand, and the Demon Subduing Staff suddenly appeared: "If they are not human beings, they are fairies!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped the little lady hard on the back of the head!

"Ah..." Tang Seng exclaimed, as if he had seen the miserable scene of the little lady's brain bursting.

Unexpectedly, when Sha Wujing started to attack, the little lady suddenly disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.When Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie were astonished, an evil wind hit and instantly swept Tang Seng away, leaving only Tang Seng's exclamation remaining in the air.

"Master!" Zhu Bajie and the others were startled, but they just looked around, where is there anyone else?

Tao Tao opened her mouth, a little regretful.Tang Seng is pure in nature, she shouldn't be angry with him, if she had been wary of that woman earlier, she wouldn't have let her succeed.

"Take every precaution, but I still haven't caught it!" Sha Wujing was also regretful, if he had made a move earlier, the goblin would definitely not be able to escape.

Zhu Bajie also fully accepted this fact. It seems that the goblin deliberately provoked their internal discord, and then took the opportunity to rob people.They fell for such a simple and crude trap.

People are unpredictable, really people are unpredictable.

"Lao Sha, it's useless to say these things now, the senior brother hasn't come back yet, we have to get the master back as soon as possible." Zhu Bajie closed the folding fan in his hand and slapped it on the palm of his hand. He looked at it solemnly. Eyeing the majestic mountains, he said: "Taozi, wait here for Brother Monkey to come back, Wujing, let's go, find someone!"

"Okay." Sha Wujing replied.

"Brother, Wu Jing, you should also be careful." Tao Tao warned.

If it is really the Bone Demon, then the Bone Cave is not too far away from here, and the Bone Demon is a relatively weak fairy in the book. With his brother and Wu Jing coming forward, he should be able to deal with it.

Seeing the two walking away, she sighed softly, and then glanced at the two old men lying on the side of the road, not even in the mood to eat.

These two old people must have been caught by the bone spirit to absorb their yang energy, and they are also poor people. After thinking about it, she took out a small shovel and planned to dig a hole to bury them.

As I was digging, I suddenly felt something was wrong. When I turned around, there was no one there.So she continued to dig, and dug two more shovels, only to feel a burst of evil energy behind her, and Tao Tao hit back with a shovel!

"Ah..." Suddenly, an old lady screamed from behind, it was the old lady who died in front of them!The old woman's right hand was red and swollen, and the shovel just hit her right hand.

Tao Tao was taken aback, what the hell is going on?Back from the dead?Or, were these two also fairies, and they were just pretending to be dead?

She felt a chill down her spine, turned her side slightly, and found that the old man was standing behind her, she must have been flanked.

"Let me tell you, if you dare to come over, don't blame me for being rude." Holding a small shovel, she slowly retreated towards the white dragon horse.

The old woman smiled sinisterly: "You little baby is quite strong, but don't worry, we didn't catch you back to eat you, but to let you help us stew Tang Monk meat."

"You guys actually want to eat my master? Do you know who my elder brother is? That is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago! He will be back soon, and he will definitely beat you to death!"

"Hmph, I'm just a Bi Mawen, what's there to be afraid of? Old lady, don't talk to her, lest my daughter wait in a hurry, do it!" The old man was already impatient, and suddenly the wind blew up and entangled Tao Tao. arm.

Tao Tao pretended to resist, gestured to the white dragon horse with one hand, then tilted her body, and fainted on purpose.

The old man picked her up and praised her, "Don't mention it, the food made by this little doll is really delicious."

"That's right, that Tang Monk's skin and tender meat must be even more delicious after being cooked by this little baby." The old woman agreed, and her mouth was watering after hearing that tone.

The two demons began to ride the clouds and fog, and arrived at the destination in a short time. Tao Tao opened her eyes a little, and found three large characters written on the door of the cave: Bone Cave.

It seems that this time I was careless, this is not one bone spirit, but three!

After entering the cave, Tao Tao was rudely thrown to the ground by the old man, and a familiar voice came from the cave: "Father, mother, you are back."

"I'm back, and I brought back the little doll who cooks." The old man smiled triumphantly, and then called two skeleton racks to tie Tao Tao up.

Tao Tao pretended to wake up in a daze, and looked inside the cave, the light was dim, and the furnishings were messy and rough, except for the three bone spirits, there were dozens of skeletons, which were also quite scary.

"Taozi, why were you arrested by them?" Tang Seng's worried voice sounded, and Tao Tao saw him being tied to his right side.

Tang Seng didn't suffer any harm, but he was a little scared, but compared to the previous times when he was arrested, he was much calmer.

Tao Taoxin said that it was not because she was worried about you, otherwise she would have to fight with the old man and old lady no matter what.

"Of course I brought her here to cook you. This little doll's culinary skills are extraordinary. With her cooking, the taste will definitely be even more delicious." Back in the cave, the old man and the old lady suddenly changed, and the worn-out clothes instantly turned into gorgeous dresses. The body is also embellished with shiny silver pieces.

The sallow and thin appearance also disappeared, and both of them were radiant and energetic, looking at least ten years younger.

The old lady pinched Tang Seng's chin and nodded with satisfaction: "He is indeed a handsome monk, and he must taste good."

"I said, are you sick again, old woman? Seeing young people, I feel itchy. Let me tell you, you are not allowed to mess around with Tang Seng, otherwise it will taste disgusting?" The old man looked unhappy, and Tang Seng My heart trembled.

"Hmph, you know how to frame me, when did I get itchy?" The old woman retorted weakly, then walked to Tao Tao's side, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, little baby, as long as you will be a Tang monk for us." Meat, we will let you go after the matter is over."

Tao Tao seemed to be intimidated, and after a while she nodded with a pale face, and said falteringly: "Yes, but there are three of you, I don't know your tastes, and I don't know which part of him you all like to eat... in case -You all like arms and legs, but two arms plus two legs, how do you divide them?"

The old woman and the old man frowned suddenly, they hadn't thought about it.

The little white bone spirit lady who kidnapped Tang Seng came forward and expressed her opinion cautiously: "Father, mother, I want to eat my arm."

"Go, how can you talk here?" Unexpectedly, the old couple reprimanded and drove away the people together, the little lady of the bone spirit couldn't help but blush, and retreated to the side with tears in her eyes.

Tao Taoxin said that this is not right, how could a real parent treat a daughter like this?Shouldn't the best part be given to the daughter?This family of three is interesting.

The old couple continued to discuss which part to eat, but Tang Seng was not more frightened, and asked in a low voice, "Taozi, where are Wukong and the others?"

"Brother Hou hasn't come back when I was arrested, but Bai Longma will tell him the truth. My brother and Wu Jing should find here soon, don't worry, they will rescue us." Tao Tao replied in a softer voice , secretly thinking that Tang Seng is not stupid, and knows that she is just delaying time.

As expected, Monkey King returned shortly after Tao Tao was taken away.Little White Dragon turned into a human, and quickly told Monkey King everything that happened before, and Monkey King's face suddenly sank, these goblins really don't want to live anymore!

"With the skills of Bajie and Wujing, we must be able to find the residence of the goblin." Monkey King thought for a moment, and decided to fly into the sky to find the trace of the two.It's just that there are high mountains and dense forests here, so it's really not an ordinary difficulty to find two people.

But he was really lucky, within half a stick of incense, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing returned.

"Brother Monkey, you are back. Master was taken away by the goblin!" Zhu Bajie complained loudly when he saw Sun Wukong, and felt a little guilty, afraid that Sun Wukong would scold him.

Sun Wukong said: "I already know about this, even Taozi was captured by them. Those two old guys cheated to death, and after you left, they took Taozi away, saying that they wanted her to be Tang's monk meat. "

"What?" Zhu Bajie felt his eyes darken. He was the one who asked Taozi to stay and wait for Monkey King. Taozi was taken away, and he had to bear a lot of responsibility. "My sister, is she in danger? Brother Monkey, let's go and save her!"

"Tell me first, what did you all discover?" Sun Wukong ignored him and asked Sha Wujing instead.

Sha Wujing said calmly: "We followed the demon wind and chased all the way forward, and found a bone cave on a mountain ahead, which must be the residence of the demon."

"Okay, take me there."

Without saying a word, the three brothers rushed over to the Bone Cave.

When he arrived at the door, he found that the door of the Bone Cave was closed, and he didn't need Sun Wukong's instructions, so Zhu Bajie shook his fan and shouted!

"Monster, release my master and Tao Zi quickly! Otherwise, you will die! Stinky monster, if you dare to hurt a single hair of my sister, I will definitely skin you, stretch your tendons, and dig you out!" heart of!"

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, is this a jingle?

But no matter how loud Zhu Bajie yelled and scolded, the cave door was still tightly closed, and there was no intention of the goblin coming out.

"Since we can't shrink back, let's do it directly." Monkey King has never seen such a resilient goblin.

Immediately, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing went into battle together, and the nine-toothed rake and the subduing demon staff were not ordinary things, and they smashed the big stone gate open in just two blows.

There was a loud bang, sand and rocks were flying in an instant, smoke and dust were everywhere, but there was still no movement inside.

"Be careful, there may be an ambush inside." Monkey King took the lead and walked in first.

The light in the cave is dim, although the arrangement is messy, but there are stone tables and benches, etc., and there is a piece of rope thrown by the pillar beside it.

Zhu Bajie walked over and picked it up, saying: "This must be used to bind peaches..."

"Idiot, don't guess randomly." Monkey King frowned, but it seems that people often live in this cave.

Zhu Bajie pulled out a shiny object from the side of the rope, and said sadly, "Brother Monkey, I didn't guess randomly. Look at this, these are Taozi's earrings."

Sun Wukong took it and saw that it was indeed the pearl earring that Taozi used to wear. This time, even he was a little uneasy.

"Search, they must not be far away!" Sun Wukong's eyes turned cold, and suddenly he found a slight sound coming from the depths of the cave, and he flew away instantly.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing hurriedly followed, only to hear a "crash" sound, and a series of white skeletons fell in front of them.

Behind these white skeletons is an inconspicuous stone gate. The three of them looked at each other and smashed the stone gate with all their strength!Entering the stone gate is a staircase leading to the underground. The underground is dark, and there seems to be a red light flickering in the deepest part. Presumably this is the real hiding place of the goblins!

But he didn't think that all this was an illusion made by the Bone Demon's family of three.

Tao Tao and Tang Seng were indeed moved, but not underground, but another cave next to this cave.They even heard everything that happened in this cave clearly.

"What about the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago? From my old lady's point of view, it's nothing more than that. Hmph, once they go to the underground space formation, they won't be able to come out alive. There used to be immortals trapped there." The old lady disdainful He spat out.

Tao Tao and Tang Seng couldn't help worrying, never expecting these goblins to have such deep scheming.It's just that they were gagged just now, and they couldn't shout anything.

Tao Tao's palms were sweating, no, she had to try her best to delay the time, she believed that Brother Hou and the others would escape successfully.

"Little baby, we have already figured out how to eat Tang Seng, you can start to do it now." The old woman touched Tang Seng's smooth and delicate face again, and smiled a little wretchedly.

"Do you really want to eat Tang Seng?" Tao Tao said awkwardly: "It's difficult to make this human flesh, you have to dissect him first, and then take out the intestines and stomachs inside, then the bloody one... "

She frowned and shook her head, which made Tang Seng's skin crawl.

"After finishing all this, it's not counted, and the hair and meat must be plucked, and then marinated separately. It takes three days and three nights to get rid of the fishy smell. After that, it needs to be dried..."

"It's so troublesome? I think I can eat Tang Monk's meat tonight." The old man was unhappy when he heard it. How could he wait for three days and three nights?The so-called long night and many dreams, he couldn't wait for a moment.

"Then forgive me for being helpless." Tao Tao sighed regretfully, seeing that the other party seemed about to explode, she changed the subject: "Do you all have to eat Tang Seng?"

"What do you mean? We worked so hard to catch Tang Monk and refuse to eat it. Could it be possible to keep it at home?" The old woman gave her a displeased look.

Tao Tao lifted her chin towards the little lady who was standing quietly beside the bone spirit: "It's a pity that Tang Seng is so handsome, he stayed to be your daughter's son-in-law."

"Peach, stop talking nonsense." Tang Seng knew that she was delaying time, but he still couldn't help but refute: "The poor monk is a monk, how can he do such a thing? Besides, they are all goblins, don't you want to be poor?" Should monks and sheep enter the tiger's mouth? No, no, absolutely no."

Unexpectedly, the little lady's eyes lit up, and she approached a few steps and said pleadingly: "Father, mother, my daughter is willing to ask him to be her husband. My daughter has never begged you for anything. This time, I will beg you, and you will do it." For my skin's sake, spare his life and let him be my husband."

After saying that, he bent his knees and kowtowed three times to the old couple.

The old man and the old woman looked at each other and muttered a few words in a low voice. Finally, the old woman smiled and helped the little lady up: "It turns out that the daughter is moved by spring. If this is the case, the mother promises you that she will not eat Tang Seng and let him be your husband-in-law." , the bridal chamber immediately!"

"Thank you father, thank you mother!" The little lady was overjoyed, and Tao Tao also breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, Tang Seng's life was temporarily saved.

But the more she looked at this family of three, the more she felt that something was wrong. Is this little bone spirit lady really their own?