Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Chapter 16 It's Really Not a Duck House

The clothes were all provided by Tao Tao, with everything in red, yellow, blue and purple, and everyone wearing them stood together like a group of flowers and butterflies.

In order not to reveal her secrets, Tao Tao also changed her appearance a little bit, and Monkey King also changed that yellow hair into black hair and tied it into a small braid.

"Dong dong dong." Tao Tao knocked on the door.

The doorman took about half a minute to open the door this time. When he saw five beauties with different temperaments in front of him, his eyes were straightened, and his attitude was ten times better than before.

He looked at Tao Tao's body one by one, and he didn't even want to blink his eyes!

Tao Tao suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment, everyone's costumes and makeup were done by her.

She doesn't say anything about herself, she is a cute little loli; Tang Seng is dressed up as a blushing lady; this time, brother monkey has become a cold and charming royal sister; her brother is a seductive vixen; Sha Wujing What's more special is a gloomy girl with her head hanging down.

With so many money, she didn't believe that the people inside could resist it.

"Little brother, we sisters were going to visit relatives, but we went the wrong way. It's getting dark now, so I wonder if we can stay overnight?" Tao Tao's voice was sweet and sweet, and the doorman heard Trembling, he quickly looked back.

The doorman's saliva was about to drip, he nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, of course! My old lady said that only female guests are accepted, all beauties... Ladies, please come inside!"

"Then thank you, little brother." Tao Tao winked at him, the doorman's bones were about to crumble, and let him open the door to lead the way.

Tang Seng sighed and shook his head, but Zhu Bajie was very interested and thought it was very fun.

Tao Tao secretly thought that maybe she guessed it right, what old lady?Maybe it's the old bustard at the Duck House.

In other words, this is the first time to visit a duck restaurant, and I don't know how good-looking the little brother is inside?If they are not as good as Brother Hou and the others, they can close their doors and go out of business.

Entering the gate of the courtyard, the inside can be described as carved beams and painted buildings, magnificent, Tao Tao looked around curiously, but unexpectedly did not see the younger brother and the noble lady who came to consume.

She rubbed her chin, thinking that it should be early, and the little brothers haven't gone to work yet.

"Taozi, what are you thinking about all the way? Look at that smirk." Monkey King had already noticed that something was wrong with Tao Tao.

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he also came over and asked in a low voice: "Little sister, what did you see?"

"No, no, I just think this place is very strange, why do you only accept female guests?" Tao Tao hurriedly looked away, no matter how bold she was, it was hard to call this a duck restaurant.

Zhu Bajie nodded slightly and said: "It's a bit strange, could it be a goblin..."

"There is no evil spirit here. It should have nothing to do with fairies. Let's go in and have a look." Monkey King is very sensitive to evil spirits.

Hearing what he said, you don't have to be nervous.

While speaking, the doorman had already led them to the front hall for receiving guests. The hall was brightly lit, and there was actually a kind old lady sitting there.

"How many are the distinguished guests who came to stay here? Please sit down." The old lady was very kind, she glanced at a few people, and was secretly amazed.

Tao Tao also looked at the old woman, and thought that she didn't look like an old bustard, she was kind-hearted and full of dignity.

Fearing that Tang Seng would reveal his secrets when he opened his mouth, Tao Tao said on behalf of everyone: "Old mother, we sisters went to find relatives, but we accidentally went the wrong way. Seeing that it was getting late, we wanted to stay overnight. Please forgive me."

The old woman smiled and said: "Don't bother, don't bother. Old lady, my yard is very big, but there are not many people living there, and I often provide accommodation for passers-by."

"My old mother is really a kind person. By the way, my name is Tao Tao, and these are my sisters." Tao Tao paused suddenly when she said this. Generally speaking, the elders should speak when they go out. The old lady should not worry too much.

As expected, the old lady didn't care about it, but kept looking at the people, and praised with a smile: "The young ladies are really beautiful, and the old lady has never seen such a pretty lady in her life for so many years. I don't know how many people live in Where, are you married?"

The more Tao Tao heard it, the more suspicious she became. Could it be that this old bustard is not only doing business in duck houses, but also wants to do business in brothels?She is not afraid of the other party making trouble, after all, Monkey King and the others are not easy to mess with.

Before she could speak, Sun Wukong waved his hands in a soft voice and said, "Never married, never married."

Tang Seng also echoed: "We are all people who eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha."

"Eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha's name is not a monk, so we can naturally get married." The old woman was even more satisfied when she heard the words, and suddenly said: "With the appearance and demeanor of these young ladies, they must look down on ordinary people, so they have never married. Just in time, the old woman’s family is not bad, with a thousand acres of fertile land, eight hundred cattle and sheep, and I don’t think she will worry about silk and satin for the rest of her life.”

Seeing a few people stunned, she continued: "I have three sons, all of whom are of high-class character and appearance, and they are all unmarried. Why don't the young ladies stay here, so as to save you from running around day and night."

"Pfft..." Tao Tao just took a sip of water, and immediately sprayed it out, so panicked that Zhu Bajie stepped forward to help her wipe the water.

"Little sister, why are you so careless? It's too rude in front of the old mother."

Tao Tao blushed from the choking, she finally knew where it was, this was not the Duck House, but the Bodhisattva House!

If she is not mistaken, this is the story of Zhu Bajie's marriage in the book.At that time, the old mother of Lishan was transformed into an old woman, and Guanyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjusri Bodhisattva were transformed into her three beautiful daughters.

As a result, Bajie couldn't hold on to one of them, and was put into a case.

Didn't expect the bodhisattvas to play a cross-dressing game this time?

She immediately put away her contempt, the old woman in front of her was probably Li Shan's old mother, and this was the first time she saw a real fairy!

But in this way, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat meat tonight, otherwise the bodhisattvas will put a magic spell on them, and they won't even think about eating meat for the rest of their lives.

"I'm fine." Tao Tao cast a cautious look at Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie thought her eyes were cramped, and was puzzled for a moment.

Tao Tao sat there politely, and took the lead in expressing her attitude: "I appreciate the kindness of the old mother, but I am still young, and I haven't considered talking about marriage yet."

The old woman looked at the others, especially at Tang Seng: "What about you guys? I see that you are about [-] years old. I wonder if you have someone in mind?"

Tang Seng blushed, and quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, poor... I haven't considered this matter yet."

Sun Wukong also said: "Thank you for the kindness of the old mother, but I have never considered it. Besides, this matter requires the order of the parents and the words of the matchmaker, so I dare not make a private decision for life."

He took a look and saw Zhu Bajie, who looked like a demon, and smiled secretly: "Why don't you stay here, little pig? Little pig, you like to eat well and dress well, stay here as the old mother's wife, and the old mother will definitely not treat you badly. "

Zhu Bajie glared at Sun Wukong, and said falsely, "Sister, don't make fun of me, am I that kind of person? Besides, I will go wherever Taozi goes, unless Taozi also stays."

"Second sister, what are you talking about? I will never stay!" Tao Taoxin said okay, this time the second brother is not greedy for female sex, and of course he is not greedy for male sex, he started to seek pleasure.

Sun Wukong was also anxious when he heard this: "You can't keep the peaches, otherwise who will cook in the future?"

Tao Tao: "..."

It seems superfluous to be touched by Brother Monkey.

Tang Seng almost chanted "Amitabha". Seeing Sha Wujing who had been silent all this time, he suggested, "Wujing, why don't you stay."

Sha Wujing raised his eyes slightly, and said gloomyly: "You all know it's a fire pit, but you let me jump into it, you are really kind."

Tang Seng was embarrassed, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie stopped talking. Along the way, I always felt a little alienated from this Junior Brother Sha.Not to mention Tao Tao, who never dared to initiate a conversation with Sha Wujing.

"Old mother, it seems that none of us sisters have the will." Finally, Tao Tao concluded.

It's strange if you have the will. They are all men, so how can you marry a man?Tao Tao complained in her heart.

Originally, I thought that the old mother would walk away like it was written in the book, but I didn't expect that the other party just smiled disappointedly, and called out the three sons to greet everyone with good wine and food.

I have to say that when Tao Tao saw the three masculine and handsome sons, Tao Tao was moved for a moment.These three people are worthy of being transformed by Bodhisattvas, all of them are tall and handsome, full of extravagance, no matter their appearance, figure or temperament, they are not inferior to the group of four who learn from Buddhist scriptures!

What's even more rare is that they are all first-class warm men, and they are so considerate in greeting them, Zhu Bajie is a little bit reluctant to leave.

Tao Tao was a little worried, what if the second brother changed his mind in the middle of the night and was put in a case and hung up again?

After dinner, the old mother arranged accommodation for the five of them, and they all settled in the same small courtyard.Each person has a room, so there is no need to worry about whether men and women will not get along with each other.

But Tao Tao is still a little uneasy, this plot should not be so easy to get away with it.So she tried her best to listen to the movements of Zhu Bajie next door. This pig was the most unstable factor.

In the dead of night, Tao Tao fell asleep staring at her.

In the dark night, a figure floated out of one of the rooms. With his head lowered, the figure quietly listened to the movements of the other rooms, and then walked quickly towards the next yard after making sure that no one was still awake.

When they came to the house of the three brothers, the figure pondered for a moment, and finally blew open the door of the elder brother's room, and in a flash, he touched the other's bed.

The eldest brother woke up suddenly, saw the figure beside the bed and almost exclaimed, but the man covered his mouth.

"I am not with them. They are all human traffickers. As long as the three of you brothers can help me kill them, I will stay and be your daughter-in-law."

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