Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

In a blink of an eye, Tao Tao and Monkey King have been married for seven years.

In the past seven years, they have changed from newlyweds to old couples, and they have a better understanding and consideration for each other.They don't have the seven-year itch that other people have to experience. Perhaps life is too long, and seven years is just a snap of their fingers for them.

It's just that there is a very important problem that has been bothering the two of them, no, it is bothering the entire Huaguo Mountain!

Tao Tao was found to be pregnant in the third year of marriage, and her belly grew bigger day by day, but the fetus has not been born until now.

Although they knew that Nezha was pregnant for three years and six months, and Tian Xie's Ding Dong was two years and seven months old, Tao Tao and Monkey King couldn't help but worry.

"Brother Monkey, why don't we visit Grandpa?" Tao Tao said anxiously with one hand on her waist and her big belly.

The pregnancy is too tiring, and she hasn't had a good night's sleep for a long, long time.Fortunately, Sun Wukong knew how to love her, so he changed his tricks every day to make her happy and made her delicious.

In the past few years, Tao Tao hasn't even cooked food.

"Well, Laojun is an alchemist, so he must have researched in this area." Sun Wukong called somersault cloud, and then flew up with Tao Tao in his arms.

He deliberately slowed down the speed of somersaulting cloud, lest the wind be too strong and blow Tao Tao.

"Brother Monkey, what do you think our child will be? A monkey or a pig? Or a pig monkey?" Tao Tao has asked this question more than once, and she thinks it might be a little monkey.Because Tian Xie and the Ding Dong from Liu Er's house are monkeys.

Sun Wukong touched her head and said with a smile: "Whether it's a monkey or a pig, they are all ours anyway. Our child must be a genius, and he may be even more capable than the old grandson in the future."

Tao Tao couldn't help laughing, Brother Hou can make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, wouldn't their children want to blow the sky up in the future?

"Then let's agree first, if it's a girl, it's called Sun Xiaoxiao, and if it's a boy, it's called Sun Bufan."

"My daughter can also be called Sun Bufan, our two children must be extraordinary." Sun Wukong corrected.

"But it doesn't sound good to call a girl Sun Bufan." Tao Tao didn't have much talent for naming, but she found that Brother Hou had even less talent.

Sun Wukong touched his chin and said, "Just as you said."

So Tao Tao was satisfied.

When they arrived at Tushita Palace, Sun Wukong went in with Tao Tao in his arms without waiting for the second boy, Jinyin, to inform him.

Seven years in the human world are just seven days for Tushita Palace. The Taishang Laojun is still making alchemy in the alchemy room, and there are still delicacies made by Tao Tao on the table.

"Grandpa, brother monkey and I came to visit you again." Tao Tao was put down by Monkey King and called out kindly, but she was a little out of breath.

The old gentleman in the sky heard something was wrong at once, and hurriedly put down what he was doing, and walked over.

Seeing Tao Tao's big belly, suddenly something unpredictable happened.

"Taozi, your fetus must be more than three years old, right?"

"Grandpa is really sharp-eyed, you can see this? Counting today, it's exactly three years and eight months! Grandpa, brother monkey and I just want to ask you to see what's going on."

Tao Tao was filled with admiration, her belly was about the same size as other nine-month-old pregnant women, but Taishang Laojun could tell at a glance that she had been pregnant for more than three years.

"Sit down, Grandpa will give you a pulse." Taishang Laojun asked her to sit on the soft bed, while he sat aside, three fingers caught Tao Tao's pulse.

Sun Wukong watched nervously, but did not dare to speak indiscriminately.

Taishang Laojun let go of his pulse only for a while, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "No problem, no problem, everything is normal."

"Then how long will it take to give birth? Grandpa, this little guy has really tormented me. I haven't had a good night's sleep for a long time!" Tao Tao is really suffering. Pregnancy, whoever is pregnant, knows.

"It should be near. Taozi, if you persist for a few more days, this child is a lucky star and will become a great weapon in the future." Taishang Laojun showed joy, as if looking at some rare treasure.

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "With Laojun's words, Laosun and Taozi are relieved. But I don't know one thing, why is this child so long?"

Taishang Laojun stared at Sun Wukong, staring at Sun Wukong a little hairy, thinking that he had said something wrong.

"Has Wukong forgotten his origin? You were conceived from the sky-filling stone left by Nuwa. Do you know how many years you have been conceived in the stone? Compared with you, the child of you and Taozi is only three years and eight years old. Months, how long is it?"

"You are a spiritual creature between heaven and earth, and your child naturally inherits this, but with Tao Zi's blood, so this child must be more powerful than you."

Tao Tao opened her eyes wide, is she stronger than Brother Hou?She remembered that Monkey Brother was far superior to other monkeys when he was born, and he had a vivid memory when he was learning art in Sanxing Cave, and he knew it when he said it.

Their children are more powerful, so how powerful is it?

"Grandpa, is what you said true?"

"When did grandpa ever lie to you? You can go back and wait for the delivery with peace of mind. Once this child is born, it will surely be auspicious..."

Before Taishang Laojun finished speaking, Tao Tao suddenly clutched his stomach and screamed, his whole body tilted, and he fell on the soft bed.

"Taozi, what's the matter with you?" Sun Wukong was concerned and confused, thinking that Tao Tao had caught the wind and cold on the way here.

"It's about to give birth! Wukong, hurry up to Yaochi and tell the Queen Mother, and ask her to send an experienced woman over here!" Although Taishang Laojun was surprised, he was not flustered, he just didn't expect Taozi to give birth so soon .

Taozi was in a cold sweat from the pain, Sun Wukong heard it very unpleasantly, he gritted his teeth, and went to Yaochi to ask for help.

It is rumored that the Queen Mother has seven daughters, also known as the Seven Fairies. In the heavenly court, she is probably the most experienced in childbirth.

When the Queen Mother heard about this, she found a stable woman, who was an old fairy who had delivered her babies many, many years ago, and went to Tushita Palace herself.

For a while, the news that the wife of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the granddaughter of the Taishang Laojun gave birth in Tushita Palace spread like wildfire. The gods thought it was fresh and interesting. They have never seen anyone give birth to a child in the Heavenly Court for so many years. .

Nezha even rushed to the Tushita Palace immediately, but was blocked by the two boys of gold and silver and refused to let in.Younger gods such as Erlang Zhenjun, Wuquxing, 28su, etc. also went there one after another, and the whole heaven was shocked.

"Breathe in, push harder..." The old fairy invited by the Queen Mother was very experienced, and she followed her instructions, and Tao Tao found that she really felt better.

Monkey King anxiously walked back and forth outside the door, suddenly thinking of Liu Er back then.At that time Tian Xie gave birth, Liu Er was also very anxious.

"Wukong, the eyes of the old man you circled around are blurry, can you stop first?" Taishang Laojun was a little funny, the Monkey King who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, did not expect such a day to happen.

Monkey King finally stopped, but when he heard the screams inside, his expression became more and more ugly.

Taishang Laojun comforted: "Taozi has always been in good health, and this time he invited the best stable woman, so nothing will happen. I have made a fortune for this child, and it is a sign of great blessings and equal heaven. You and the peaches bring good luck."

Monkey King nodded, and his anxious mood gradually calmed down.

In the delivery room, Tao Tao had exhausted all her strength, and finally felt something coming out!

Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, Wen Po and the fairies suddenly exclaimed, as if seeing something incredible.

I saw a group of golden things bouncing and jumping to the ground, and it grew when it saw the wind, and soon stretched out its head and limbs. It turned out to be a golden monkey!

In the blink of an eye, the monkey grew to a height of nearly one meter, with a pair of big eyes rolling around, and suddenly turned into a little white fragrant pig again.

"Strange, monster?" A little fairy screamed out of shock.

"You are the monster, and your whole family is a monster." Unexpectedly, the little pig opened his mouth to curse, and a pair of mung bean eyes stared at the little fairy, his face was full of displeasure.

The little fairy blushed from being scolded, but she became even more frightened.

"Child?" Tao Tao was also dumbfounded. If the little fairy hadn't mentioned the monster first, she might have blurted out.

This thing is her child?Three years and eight months pregnant?

Why is it a little monkey for a while, and a little pig for a while?What the hell is this?

"Mother~" Little Fragrant Pig suddenly changed his face, jumped onto the bed with a smile, jumped onto Tao Tao's head and rubbed and rubbed with affection.

"Son?" Tao Tao still couldn't accept it, but felt very kind. She lightly touched Xiao Xiangzhu's head, and the more she touched it, the more she liked it.

Whether he is a monster or not, this one was born after three years and eight months of her pregnancy!

Little Fragrant Pig seemed to enjoy her touch very much, narrowed his eyes slightly comfortably, and said softly, "Mother, I'm not a son, I'm a daughter."

Tao Tao turned her over to have a look, there was no little dick, she was indeed a daughter!

Suddenly he became a little proud, this girl is really a mistress!He has grown so big since he was born, and he can speak, which is much better than a normal child who is three years old!

In the future, I don't need to breastfeed or wash diapers, and it's worth it to toss her in the stomach for three years!

"Peach?" The door was suddenly opened, and Monkey King broke in with a worried expression on his face.Seeing a little fragrant pig on the bed, he couldn't help being slightly startled, thinking that Taozi had changed back to his original shape.

"Father, give me a hug~" The little fragrant pig suddenly stretched out its two front hooves, and acted like a baby at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong was inexplicably surprised, this little fragrant pig is his and Taozi's child?

"Look, Brother Monkey, this is our child, Sun Xiaoxiao! She has been so big since she was born, and she can still talk, she really is a genius." Tao Tao was overjoyed. Looking at this little fragrant pig now, she felt Cute and beautiful, I can't wait to hold it in my arms and hurt it.

"Little?" Sun Wukong stared at Sun Xiaoxiao, is this guy a daughter?He couldn't help but hugged the little fragrant pig into his arms, and gently stroked her hair, feeling quite complicated.

The feeling of being a father for the first time made him a little at a loss, and now he has a child, this is really his and Tao Zi's child!

For a time, a never-before-seen feeling came to my heart, which was happiness, joy, pride and love.

He gently kissed the little pig's head, unexpectedly, the little pig's head turned red, as if to hide the embarrassment, it turned into a golden little monkey again in an instant.

Sun Wukong was surprised, staring at the blushing little monkey, not daring to answer: "Little?"

"Father, I'm a girl, so I'll be shy like you." The little monkey buried his head in Sun Wukong's arms, wrapped his two slender arms around his neck, and said coquettishly.

"Hahahaha..." Sun Wukong was suddenly ecstatic, and laughed loudly: "It turns out that Laosun's daughter is so promising, she can speak well when she was born, and she can change her body shape. She is more promising than Lao Sun, she is more promising than Lao Sun!"

"Wukong, Taozi, this child is a rare genius, you are blessed." Taishang Laojun and Queen Mother also walked in, looking at the little monkey in Sun Wukong's arms, they all showed gratified smiles.

"Laojun is really amazing, he even counted this." Sun Wukong admired him.

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and nodded slightly, said: "You don't know yet, just now the cranes in Yaochi suddenly soared into the sky and neighed loudly, to cheer for the birth of this child."

The Queen Mother also said: "The white clouds that have been lingering around the Heavenly Palace for countless years have also turned into brilliant colors. Such a vision is all brought about by Xiao Xiao."

Their little one is so powerful?Tao Tao opened her mouth, her face full of disbelief.

Sun Xiaoxiao raised her small head, looked at the Taishang Laojun and the Queen Mother curiously, and then made a bow with her paws, and she knew how to salute, and everyone praised her again.

It's just that from this day on, the Tushita Palace has been in turmoil!

Although student Sun Xiaoxiao is a girl, she is skinnier than a large group of boys.Either jump into Taishang Laojun's arms and count his beards, of course, he may even pull them while counting; or he can play tricks on the two boys, gold and silver, so angry that the two boys burst into tears.

Or else, just go to tease Laojun's mount Qingniu, riding on Qingniu's back can't survive, and scare him with a diamond bracelet.

Tao Tao, on the other hand, opened her eyes every day, and her own daughter was nowhere to be found. After learning about what Sun Xiaoxiao had done, she taught her a lesson so that she would not bully others again, and the Tushi Palace stopped.

It turned out that classmate Sun Xiaoxiao was no longer satisfied with Tushita Palace, and went to other places without a teacher, causing the whole heaven to be a mess.

For example, sneaking into the Yaochi to watch the Queen Mother sleep, the Queen Mother was startled as soon as she opened her eyes; another example was picking flowers with the Seven Fairies, and the fairies were all stuck in them; another example was pestering Nezha to play with his Hot Wheels, The red-tasseled spear accidentally burned down a house...

The gods in the heaven finally couldn't take it anymore, and jointly sued the Jade Emperor!

Seeing the enthusiasm of the crowd, the Jade Emperor had to call Sun Wukong and Tao Tao, and asked them to leave the Heavenly Court with their poor children!And without his summons, Sun Xiaoxiao is not allowed to go to heaven.

Sun Xiaoxiao nestled in Sun Wukong's arms aggrieved, and asked softly, "Father, did I cause trouble?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "It's okay, your father and I caused a lot of trouble in the past. As my father's daughter, it is natural to be better than blue. Heaven is not fun, go, father will take you home, in the Huaguo Mountain, you can play however you want."

"Father is the best, kiss." Sun Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and kissed Monkey King on the face. The father and daughter were very unhappy.

Tao Tao: "..."

People say that a loving mother is a loser, why does she feel that Xiaoxiao is spoiled by brother monkey?No, no, no, I must teach this little brat a lesson while Brother Monkey is away, so that she will not go out and cause trouble in the future.

On the third day after returning to Huaguo Mountain, Tao Tao finally found an opportunity. On this day, Monkey King was invited to have wine with Liu Er and other demon kings. In fact, Tao Tao knew that he just wanted to show off his genius daughter.In short, Monkey King went out early in the morning and would not come back until evening.

Tao Tao summoned a big monkey and asked, "Where is Little?"

The big monkey said sadly: "Miss seems to be digging out crane eggs again..."

"Bring her back to me, and tell her that I have something good for her." Tao Tao was also helpless. She didn't even know where her daughter went all day long, so she only returned to Huaguo Mountain for two or three days. Shengling shunned Sun Xiaoxiao.

"Yes, ma'am." The big monkey left with a resentful expression on his face. Obviously, he was also teased by Sun Xiaoxiao.

Tao Tao grabbed a chair and wanted to remove the chair legs, but she was afraid of breaking Sun Xiaoxiao; seeing the thick vines beside her, she felt that she couldn't do it.I searched and searched, and finally took out a mace, which is also good as a deterrent!

About half an hour later, Sun Xiaoxiao was finally carried back by the big monkey. The corner of the big monkey's mouth was black and blue. Even if he didn't want to use it, he knew that Sun Xiaoxiao must have tormented it.

Sun Xiaoxiao's originally golden monkey hair turned yellow and black at this time, and his body was covered with dirty things. Whenever he saw Tao Tao, he would fly towards him.

"Mom, mother, do you see what I brought you?"

Tao Tao grabbed her wrist and said with disgust: "Stay away from me, what kind of dirty things are you covering all over your body? Sun Xiaoxiao, how many times have I told you that you can't be naughty or bully others? You just ignore it, right? I Let me tell you, don't think that you can do whatever you want with the support of your father and king."

Sun Xiaoxiao's bright eyes suddenly dimmed, and she spread her left hand and said, "Mother, I just heard that your father said that you are weak and need tonic, so I want to give you some crane eggs..."

On the dirty hand lay a white egg, it really was a crane's egg.

Tao Tao's heart softened all of a sudden, and it was hard to take out the mace again.Is she being too cruel?After all, this is her daughter, and she is always thinking of her... But this guy is really too skinny, if he doesn't punish him, he will definitely turn upside down!

She took the crane egg from Sun Xiaoxiao's hand, and deliberately said with a straight face: "Xiao Xiao, your mother received your heart and was very touched. But recently, many little demons said that you bullied them, so what's going on?"

Sun Xiaoxiao looked at Tao Tao pitifully, sniffed, and said, "How could I bully them? I just wanted to play with them. They are so useless. They can't always beat me. Every time I win..."

"In the end, he was beaten up until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen? And he set fire to his tail?" Tao Tao was stern, and Sun Xiaoxiao cried on the spot.

"Wuuuuuuuuu... Mother doesn't love me anymore and always criticizes me. I want to tell my father!"

Tao Tao couldn't laugh or cry, this poor child bullied others like that, how can she be wronged by criticizing her?

She "bumped" the table, and said, "Let me tell you, your father is not at home today, so don't even try to ask him for help."

Sun Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, how could there be tears in her eyes?All are sly lights.

"Hmph... Mother doesn't love me anymore... Father Wang clearly said that Huaguo Mountain is his territory, I can play however I want... I just bullied the little monkey, why is mother so angry?"

"Are you still talking to me? Is everything your father said right? To live in this world, one must first know how to be polite and respectful, not to bully the weak, and to accept punishment for doing something wrong. Little, do you think your father If you are not afraid of the sky and the earth, you can really be lawless?"

Tao Tao said earnestly and earnestly: "You don't know that your father and king were skinnier than you back then. Not only did you steal the peaches from the peach garden, but you also disrupted the peach feast of the queen mother and empress. You used your own strength to deal with the entire heaven..."

"Father is so powerful?" Sun Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up suddenly, gearing up, eager to try.

Tao Tao: "...I'm talking about a negative example. Your father made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, what happened? He was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha for 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain. He didn't eat or drink. Bitten by lice, that's the price of being wrong."

The light in Sun Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly went out, and her little head drooped.

"It turns out that the father is so powerful, there are still opponents."

"There are people beyond others, and heaven beyond the sky. Xiaoxiao, no one is the strongest, but truly powerful people will not bully the weak and be unreasonable. If you really want to grow into a strong person who is respected, you should know etiquette, Respect others first."

After Tao Tao finished speaking, she felt that she was very philosophical, as if there was a golden light shining in the back of her head.

Sun Xiaoxiao nodded half-understood. For the rest of the day, she did not bully the monkeys again. Tao Tao was very pleased. It seemed that her persuasion and education had worked.

But as soon as Sun Wukong came back at night, she went to file a complaint, which made Tao Tao dumbfounded.

On the bed, Monkey King said protectively, "Little is still young, Taozi, so don't be too strict."

Tao Tao was knocked speechless by him, her cheeks were flushed, panting, she could only roll her eyes.

"Father, I knew you loved me the most. But you don't want to punish mother with such great strength. You see, mother is crying." Sun Xiaoxiao suddenly got out from under the bed and looked at me curiously. Two people who are moving in harmony.

Tao Tao immediately petrified on the spot, and Monkey King also had black lines on his face.

Whose broken child is this, get rid of it quickly!