Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"I want to eat! I can get a South Sea Night Pearl!"

"I'll give out a golden-horned double gourd!"

"I have a magic weapon called the Jade Dough Fan, which is most suitable for a beauty like Miss Taozi!"

"..."

The goblins responded one after another, and the scene suddenly became hot.

Seeing so many goblins vying to give her gifts, Tao Tao was very happy, and finally let Monkey King choose twenty of the highest value and invite them in.The rest of the goblins all sighed, and some were thinking about bringing better treasures.

But there are also quite a few shrewd ones who always regard the twenty goblins as pathfinders on the first day, and wait until these twenty goblins come out before deciding whether to participate in the future.

Twenty goblins were welcomed in, one table per person, and Tao Tao prepared different quantities of dishes according to the value of the treasures they gave.

For example, those who give magic weapons can eat five dishes, those who give treasured things four dishes, and those who give ordinary objects such as gold, silver and jade can only eat three dishes.

Of course, guests are free to choose which dishes to eat.There is a menu on each table. There are not only the names of the dishes on the menu, but also the corresponding images of the dishes for them to choose.

Where have the goblins seen these weird dishes?I want to eat everything I see, and I want to taste everything, but I can only think about it.

Waiting for all the goblins to order good dishes, Tao Tao found that most of the orders were meaty, and only herbivores like Rabbit Fairy and Deer Fairy preferred vegetables.

She made some overlapping dishes together in one pot. She is very skilled in her business. When two pots are served together, the dishes will be served one after another in a short while.

The goblins couldn't wait for the delicious food to arrive, and they couldn't wait to grab it with their hands. Seeing Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and others look contemptuous and scold barbaric.

"Smell! It's so fucking delicious! My king has never eaten such delicious food! It is said that the imperial meals in the human palace are all delicacies. I think the ones made by Tao Zi are even better than the imperial meals!"

"Is this really pheasant chicken? Why is it completely different from what I used to eat? I have spent so many years in vain, and now I know what delicious food is!"

"Awesome, Miss Taozi is really amazing. Although the taste of these dishes is different from the ones I ate before, and there are some strange flavors that cannot be described, they are still fragrant and delicious!"

"It's worth it. No matter how much money you spend, it's worth it. I will definitely come again next time."

The goblins were full of praise, but the goblins who hadn't served the food were drooling and looked forward to it even more.

The goblins waiting outside even took a deep breath. Just smelling the aroma in the restaurant, they were salivating, their eyes were red, and they wanted to go in and rob.

Tao Tao's busy work lasted for two full hours, and there were still countless monkeys to help, but Sun Wukong was very distressed.

Zhu Bajie was salivating greedily, seeing how busy the little girl was, he was too embarrassed to go in and beg for food.

Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed. As a sister-in-law, she couldn't help with anything, and she didn't know anything about cooking.She suddenly became a little worried. Will Brother Pig despise her in the future?

It wasn't until after noon that the goblins finished eating one after another, each of them was still unsatisfied, obviously not full.The delicious food hooked their gluttons, but they couldn't eat any more.

Sun Wukong drove the people out loudly with a sullen face, and said bluntly: "Leave quickly after eating, and see how tired Taozi is?"

The goblins rubbed their bellies and laughed, "It's delicious, it's delicious, I'll come back tomorrow!"

Sun Wukong's face became even more gloomy, and he really wanted to say don't come here tomorrow.When the goblins left the restaurant, they were surrounded by those waiting outside, all kinds of inquiries and compliments were ignored.

When the monsters were gone, Monkey King ordered the monkeys to close the shop and go find Taozi.

"Taozi, I think it would be good to receive ten people every day in the future, otherwise you will be too tired." On the one hand, Monkey King feels sorry for Tao Tao, but on the other hand, he is upset that cooking takes up too much time, leaving him and Taozi with no time to be alone. got along.

Tao Tao smiled and said: "It's a bit tiring, but it's a good deal! Brother Monkey, look at these things, although they can't be called great treasures, they are all very good things. Earned so many good things!"

She felt that goblins are really stupid people with a lot of money.

"If you want babies, you can take your time. Anyway, the food is delicious, so I'm not afraid that they won't come. From tomorrow, only ten people will be accepted." Monkey King insisted on his own opinion.

Tao Tao had no choice but to put down those treasures, and hooked Monkey King's neck with both hands: "Brother Monkey, don't worry, I'll be idle all day without cooking, and it's boring, okay? Then we will receive ten in the morning and one in the afternoon." How about receiving ten?"

That way it won't look too busy.

Sun Wukong was kissed by her, how could he think of anything else?Confused, she agreed, and Tao Tao snickered.

One month passed so quickly, Tao Tao earned a lot of money, and the monkeys also built their big house with Zhu Bajie!

The two big houses are next to each other, the one of Monkey King and Tao Tao has seven entrances and seven exits, it is unbelievably large, the one of Zhu Bajie is smaller, with only three entrances, after all, they don't come and live often.

For such a large house, it cannot be completed overnight if it is to be fully furnished.As large as pavilions, towers and pavilions, as small as plants and trees, all must be carefully selected and watched by Monkey King and Tao Tao in person.

In this way, the things given by the goblins came in handy. Some of them were traded overseas to buy necessities; some were directly decorated in the house, which was beautiful and luxurious.

The preparations for their marriage have also begun, and Zhu Bajie and Xiaoyu have helped a lot.Write invitations, distribute invitations everywhere, embroider dresses, wedding gowns...

For this reason, Xiaoyu specially invited dozens of helpers from Tianzhu, including Xi Niang, maidservants and so on.

The goblins who came to eat heard that they were going to get married, and they all joined in the fun, and they all expressed that they would definitely come to congratulate them when the time came!

However, other people’s invitations can be done by Zhu Bajie and others, but there are some invitations that must be attended by Monkey King and Tao Tao in person, such as Tang Seng, Sha Wujing, and Xiao Bailong, and Tao Tao’s cheap grandfather, Taishang Laojun , and friends Tian Xie and Liuer Macaque that I met on the way to learn the scriptures.

The first stop the two went to was Tang Chang'an, where Tang Seng, Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong were all here.Because of receiving the will of the Tathagata Buddha, Tang Seng taught and transformed people's hearts in Chang'an. Sha Wujing and Xiaobailong also sincerely turned to the Buddha, hoping to achieve a positive result in the future.

This is the first time that everyone has met since the farewell to Lingshan. When Tao Tao and Sun Wukong arrived at Hongfu Temple in Chang'an, Tang Monk was wearing a brocade cassock to give a lecture to the common people.Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong stood behind him, one on the left and one on the right, looking very harmonious.

After the lecture was over, the people dispersed, and Tao Tao and Monkey King appeared.

"Master has become a Buddha, and he really feels more like a holy monk than before." Sun Wukong praised, and the three Tang monks were suddenly surprised, and all smiled.

"Master, we have come to visit you, I miss you so much during this time." Tao Tao flew over and took Tang Seng's arm affectionately.

"Wukong, Taozi, why are you here?" Tang Seng laughed, and he was very happy to see the two of them suddenly.

Tao Tao raised her head and blinked her eyes: "Master, guess what."

Sha Wujing greeted the two of them, and said with a smile: "It's still guesswork? Master, do you see how happy and loving they are now? It must be a matter of course, and they are about to achieve a positive result."

"Eldest brother, Taozi, are you getting married?" Xiao Bailong was overjoyed, it's only been a few months, isn't it too fast?

Sun Wukong said: "Lao Sha and Xiao Bai are smarter. The old grandson led the monkeys to build two big houses in Huaguo Mountain. Now that the construction has been basically completed, they are going to marry Taozi. Other people can ask Bajie and the others to help. I want to send invitations, but Taozi and I must come personally for Master, Junior Brother Sha and Xiaobai."

"Brother, Tao Zi, Lao Sha is here to congratulate you first! I wish you will be united forever and have a precious son!" Sha Wujing cupped his hands and smiled broadly.

Following Tang Seng's chanting these days, his gloom has receded a lot, and his breath has become more peaceful.

Xiao Bailong also said: "Then I wish you a happy marriage and eternal happiness."

Although Tang Seng regretted that Sun Wukong and Tao Tao did not chant sutras to Buddha with him, he also expressed his understanding and support for the choices of his apprentices.

"Wukong, Taozi, you have also known each other for more than ten years, and now you can come together, I am really happy for you as a teacher."

"Then master accept this invitation, and you must come when the time comes. The old grandson regards the sky as his father and the earth as his mother. Master is the person closest to me. At that time, I hope that master can sit in the high hall and let Tao Zi and I Pay homage."

Sun Wukong sent three invitations, and Tang Seng and others accepted them. It was the fifteenth day of October, and there were still three months left.

Tang Seng nodded and smiled: "I promise you, Master, I will go there on time."

Sun Wukong and Tao Tao were happy without mentioning it. At noon, they had a vegetarian meal with Tang Seng before getting up and going to the next place.They went to Macaque Mountain, which is located in Dongsheng Shenzhou, so the distance is relatively close.

Unexpectedly, when we arrived at Macaque Mountain, we saw that the gate was closed tightly, but the house was full of voices and shouts from time to time, as if something important had happened.

The two looked at each other and realized that something was wrong, but still knocked on the door according to etiquette.

"Who is who?" An impatient voice came from the door and asked.

Monkey King said: "I am Monkey King, I am here to send invitations to your king, open the door quickly."

The door of the room slammed and opened from the inside, and a little demon in green immediately apologized and said, "So it's Sun Dasheng and Miss Taozi, please invite inside. Your Majesty and Madam have specially ordered that as long as the two come, you can go in directly." .”

Xiao Yao obviously recognized Monkey King and Tao Tao, after all, they had attended the wedding banquet.

"Oh?" Monkey King was not in a hurry to go in. He just glanced around and saw people coming and going inside, and asked, "What happened to your family today? Why is it so noisy?"

The little demon rubbed his hands and said happily: "Our wife is about to give birth! The king was very worried, so he summoned the whole house to get busy. The king was worried that someone would disturb him, so he ordered the little one to close the door tightly. But the two It's a distinguished guest, you can go in directly when you come, so it won't affect you."

"Tian Xie is going to give birth?" Tao Tao was overwhelmed with surprise. They were sending invitations, but they didn't expect to meet such a happy event. This trip really came at the right time.

The little demon said happily: "Yes, yes, Madam has been pregnant for two years and seven months. Many demon kings who are proficient in medical skills have come to see them, and they all say it is a fairy fetus! Now it is finally about to give birth. Everyone is looking forward to giving birth to a fairy!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes secretly, the two monsters still expect to give birth to a fairy?These goblins are truly whimsical.But it was a happy event after all, he couldn't refute anything, so he led Tao Tao into the house.

After passing the front yard, I found that the rear was even more chaotic. The six-eared macaque was walking anxiously outside the delivery room, and a large group of goblins followed him to serve, all with nervous expressions.

"Ah..." Hearing a scream from the delivery room, Tao Tao's eyes widened and her hairs stood on end.She recognized that it was Tian Xie's voice.

"Brother Monkey, it seems scary to have a baby..." Tao Tao used to be ambitious and wanted to have two babies, one boy and one girl.But hearing Tian Xie's screams again and again, he flinched immediately.

It turns out that it is so difficult for goblins to have children.

Sun Wukong nodded approvingly, and comforted him: "Let's not be in a hurry in the future. If you are really pregnant with a baby, you must hire the best stable woman. It must not be like this..."

He couldn't imagine that if Tao Zi screamed like this in the future, would he be so impatient that he would make a big fuss in Huaguo Mountain.

"Sun Wukong? Peach?" The six-eared macaque walked back and forth three times, and finally saw the two of them, and couldn't help being overjoyed. "When did you come here? Did you come here to take a look because you knew Tian Xie was going to have a baby?"

Monkey King laughed and said, "I don't have six ears like you, and I can hear things thousands of miles away. How could I know that Tian Xie is about to give birth? We are here to send invitations."

He put an invitation in the hands of the six-eared macaque, and the six-eared macaque opened it and said happily, "You two are going to get married? Is this the end of learning?"

"I got the scriptures a few months ago, and now the master has become a Buddha, and he took Brother Sha and Xiaobailong to teach people in Chang'an. Taozi and I went back to Huaguo Mountain. Bajie and Xiaoyu are also in Huaguo Mountain now. , Taozi opened a restaurant, and built two houses on the mountain, and now they are waiting to get married and move in."

Sun Wukong briefly talked about what happened during this period, and the six-eared macaque nodded again and again, as if quite surprised.

"Then I'll congratulate you first. During this period of time, because I was worried about Tian Xie's body, she was pregnant with her child for two years and seven months, so I haven't paid attention to other things recently. Don't worry, Tian Xie and I were married on the day you got married. I’m sure, maybe I’ll bring a baby with me.”

Tao Tao asked curiously: "Do other goblins take so long to conceive a child?"

All she knew was that Mrs. Yin had been pregnant with Nezha for three years and six months. Nezha was born as a meat ball that could jump, but was chopped open by Li Tianwang with a sword. It turned out to be a three-year-old baby inside.

Nezha can say that he can talk and walk as soon as he is born, and he can go to the East China Sea to make a scene, but he is envious of others.

The six-eared macaque frowned, shook its head and said: "No other monster has been pregnant for more than a year, and I don't know why Tian Xie has been pregnant for so long. The doctors who came here are all congratulations, saying that Tian Xie is pregnant with a fairy fetus, so we leave the child behind."

"Maybe it's really a fairy fetus. Then it's settled. When we get married, the three of you must come." Tao Tao began to hope that Tian Xie's child would be born soon, and she also wanted to see what it was. Kind of.

In other words, what would be the child of the six-eared macaque and the scorpion spirit?

"Yeah. Hurry up and have one after you get married, and then our children can play together." The six-eared macaque smiled knowingly at Monkey King, who put his arms around Tao Tao's waist and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Wow..." There was a baby crying suddenly in the delivery room, all three of them were startled, and ran towards the door together.

The door was opened from the inside, and the six-eared macaque couldn't help but rushed in.

"lady?"

"Smelly monkey, it hurts me to death... Hurry up and see our baby..." Tian Xie's voice was weak, but full of joy.

Tao Tao glanced at the door, and saw Tian Xie leaning tiredly on the head of the bed, his face was pale, but his eyes were shining brightly, looking at the child in Granny Wen's arms.

The six-eared macaque hugged the child, but the child was too small and soft, he couldn't even walk in his arms, which made Tian Xie laugh.

When Tian Xie saw the child, his face suddenly changed slightly, and he asked worriedly: "Why are you so ugly and so dark?"

The six-eared macaque, however, had a happy expression on his face, and said defensively, "He was just born like this. Look at how cute he is, exactly the same as when I was a child."

"You were so ugly when you were young?" Tian Xie couldn't believe it, obviously the six-eared macaque was tall and heroic now, although it had a hairy face, it couldn't hide its inherent handsomeness.

Listening to the bickering between the two, Tao Tao couldn't help laughing, and walked in.

"Xiong, congratulations on your happy birthday to Lin'er. I didn't know that my eldest nephew would be born in time today, so I didn't bring any presents. I've always been wearing this wish bracelet, so I'll give it to him as a gift now."

Tao Tao took off the green bracelet from her wrist and put it in the child's arms, taking the opportunity to see the child's appearance clearly.

It's ugly, thin and dark, with wrinkled skin, but it looks like a monkey.The child has three ears on each side of the cheek, which seems to have inherited the characteristics of the six-eared macaque.

"Taozi, why are you and Monkey King here?" Tian Xie was also very happy to see them.

Although Sun Wukong couldn't enter the delivery room due to his status, he stood outside the door, so Tian Xie saw it at a glance.

The six-eared macaque said: "They are here to send invitations and they are going to get married. I told them that I will take the children to the banquet together. Madam, you should get well soon."

"Yeah, the time is only three months later, and your confinement will be over by then, so you must come to my wedding banquet with Brother Monkey."

Tian Xie nodded: "Don't worry, I'm indispensable."

After Sun Wukong and Tao Tao left Kiwi Mountain, they went to the last stop: Tushita Palace.

Tao Tao was actually a little apprehensive, she knew that Laojun had always hoped that she would become a fairy, but she chose to be with Brother Monkey.This time we get married, I don't know how grandpa will react.