Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tang Seng turned pale with fright, this enchanting monster is actually a man?

He wanted to break free, but he couldn't. The opponent's strength was surprisingly strong. In the end, he still touched Nanshan King. There, it really had the same structure as him!

Tang Seng wanted to vomit blood, and it was fine if the banshee took advantage of him, but why did the male demon do this too?

"You monster is so shameless... so shameless..."

King Nanshan was overjoyed, and thought Tang Seng's shy appearance was very cute, so he pinched his chin.

"I have no shame, what can you do to me? Are you disliking me for not being a real woman? Don't worry, I will soon become a woman."

"In the eyes of the poor monk, all living beings are equal, and you will not dislike whether you are a man or a woman. But you yourself, who dislike yourself as a man, actually came up with these crooked ways to change gender..." Tang Seng dared not raise his eyes to see The Great King of Nanshan, a charming and seductive woman on the surface, how could her real identity be a man?

It was too much for him to accept.

King Nanshan snorted unhappily: "What do you know, monk? I don't care about men's stinky skins. It's better to be a daughter. She is beautiful and delicate. She can dress herself up beautifully and seduce men. Don't you stinky men like soft and charming women the most?"

Tang Seng shook his head incomprehensibly. King Nanshan made a gesture to kiss, but Yingying next to him suddenly coughed.

"Your Majesty, although Tang Seng has been taken captive, the brothers Sun Wukong and others have not been dealt with. It is not a good time to absorb Tang Seng Yuanyang."

Nanshan King let Tang Seng go, and ordered people to shut him up in the backyard first, and all the little dancing demons dispersed.

"Then tell me, how can we get rid of them completely? The King of Japan saw in the clouds today that Monkey King killed dozens of my subordinates in one go with a big stick. It's not easy to deal with."

Yingying rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "My lord, anyone who has been sucked dry of Yuanyang will become a mummy. When the time comes, we will just take out a fresh mummy and call it Tang Monk. Sun Wukong and the others don't believe it. They just need to believe it." I will leave with the mummy, and then you will absorb Tang Seng's Yuanyang, so no one will bother you?"

"But what if they settle accounts with the king?" The king of Nanshan said in his heart that Monkey King has a bad temper and is not easy to provoke.

"My lord, you just say that the little monsters sucked it, and then catch a few little monsters and go out to take the blame. After Sun Wukong and the others get angry, they will naturally not trouble you." Yingying's words made King Nanshan's eyes light up. , That's right, let's say it was done by the little monsters under his hands.

"Yingying, you are really my king's military adviser. If this is done, my king will reward you with a piece of Tang monk meat!"

"Thank you, my lord!" Yingying was waiting for this sentence. It is not so easy for a little monster like her to become a big monster, or even live forever.

King Nanshan smiled, and immediately gave orders, and asked Yingying to choose a few little demons to take the blame.Yingying seemed to have become a big celebrity, so she took this opportunity to pick out all the little demons she didn't like.

"Touch!" At this moment, there was a loud noise from the cave door, causing the pebbles in the cave to fall down, and smoke and dust rose everywhere.

He heard a voice outside the cave yelling: "Monster, your grandpa pig is here, let my master out quickly! Otherwise, your skin will be ripped off, your tendons will be constricted, and your heart will be ripped out!"

Nanshan King was getting angry when another voice sounded: "Bajie, why are you using this phrase again without knowing how to change it?"

"Brother Monkey, will you scold me instead?" Zhu Bajie's displeased voice came.

King Nanshan tensed up, stretched out his hand to greet Yingying, and whispered: "It seems that Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are here, you get out quickly, and follow our previous plan."

"Yes, Your Majesty." With excitement in Yingying's eyes and fear in her eyes, she led a few little demons towards the entrance of the cave.

Opening the stone gate a little, and seeing Monkey King and the others were all there, Yingying panicked and said, "Grandpas, stop beating, stop beating..."

Sun Wukong saw that it was a little demon, and said displeasedly: "Call your king out! If you have the guts to take my master away, why don't you have the guts to come out?"

"This is Grandpa Dasheng, right? Grandpa Dasheng please forgive me, Elder Tang...Elder Tang..." Yingying burst into tears, trembling with fear.

"What's wrong with my master?" Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing asked in unison, all having bad premonitions.

Yingying chirped, cried for a while before saying: "The little monsters in the cave are disobedient, and they all joined the battle and sucked up Elder Tang's Yuanyang... Now Elder Tang's body is here..."

She opened the stone door a little, and the four little demons immediately lifted out a thing covered with a white cloth, and put it outside the cave.

It was like a bolt from the blue, Monkey King and the others stared at the white cloth, but they didn't dare to go up to uncover it for a moment.

Tao Tao took a look at Yingying, and saw that although she was crying like pears and rain, she was not very sad, so she became suspicious.

She stepped forward and used a mace to pick apart the white cloth, and a mummy appeared in front of her eyes. This action seemed to wake up the three of Monkey King, and the three brothers knelt down together, staring at the mummy and crying.

Seeing the opportunity, Yingying hurried back into the cave and closed the door, but she and a few little demons hid behind the door and eavesdropped, even peeking out from a small crack.

"Master, why did you go like this..."

"Wuuu...Master, although the old pig doesn't like to learn scriptures, after all, I've been with you for so many years and I'm used to your existence. Now that you're gone, how can I let the old pig live..."

"Master, master..."

The three brothers were in great grief. The mummy was fresh, with a bald head, and about the same height and build as Tang Seng. No wonder the three of them were fooled.

Tao Tao touched his chin, Tang Seng is really so dead?I always feel that it doesn't make sense.Even if this Journey to the West mode is a bit different from the serious one, the main line is still the same, it's impossible to end here, right?

Seeing that the three brothers were still crying, she poked Sun Wukong's arm and said in a low voice, "Brother Monkey, what if the monster is lying and tricking us deliberately?"

Sun Wukong pulled her to squat down, how could there be tears in his eyes?

"Old Sun naturally thought of this, crying so much is just to let the monsters relax their vigilance. But that idiot and Junior Brother Sha seem to be serious, so let's move the mummy far away first."

Tao Tao secretly thought that Brother Hou was really a chicken thief, so he poked Zhu Bajie's arm again, and said: "Brother, Master is already like this, let him go to the ground for peace, let's find a place to bury him?"

"Wuuu...you should go to the ground and rest in peace. Master, you must have a good pregnancy in your next life. Don't be a monk anymore, so as not to suffer so much..."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing raised the shelf, and the two brothers walked and cried, crying and walking, and they left the sight of the monsters after a while.

Monkey King and Tao Tao followed behind, also pretending to cry, and didn't stop until they went to a place where there was no one.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing found a good place, one with a rake and the other with a stick, and began to dig a hole.

"Bajie, Wujing, you dig a hole here and bury it, and the old grandson will go to the hole to have a look." Monkey King whispered, worried that a little demon would follow and watch.

"Brother Monkey, Master is already here, what are you going to do in the cave?" Zhu Bajie complained as he pawed the ground.

Sha Wujing came to his senses a little bit, leaning on the demon-subduing treasure stick and asked, "Brother Hou suspects that Master is still alive?"

"Not dead?" Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, and suddenly raised his voice.

"Idiot, shut up, I'm afraid the wall has ears!" Sun Wukong scolded in a low voice, Zhu Bajie suddenly realized and covered his mouth.

Monkey King said: "Don't you think it's too strange? The monster knew that we would find it, so he specially prepared a mummy, otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence? Besides, even if this is really Master, we should To avenge him, there is no reason to let the murderer go."

"Brother Monkey, I'll go with you! These monsters are too hateful to even set up such a trap." Zhu Bajie was so angry that this mummy came from a monk who didn't know where he came from, and he regarded it as his master to mourn and pay homage.

"No, you just keep digging pits and burying people here, maybe there will be little monsters staring at our actions. I will change into a fake here in a while, and I will go to the cave with my real body to check for a while, so don't reveal your secrets. "Sun Wukong pulled out a monkey hair, blew a breath of fairy air, and immediately turned into a fake one.

The real body turned into a mosquito and flew away buzzing.

Not far away, there were indeed two little demons peeping, and they had a panoramic view of everyone's actions.It wasn't until Zhu Bajie and the others buried the mummy and cried for a long time in front of the grave that they turned back with a smile.

As soon as I got back, I happily reported: "Your Majesty, you were fooled. Monkey King and the others were all fooled. They buried that fake Tang Monk and are still crying at the grave."

"Okay!" King Nanshan slapped his thigh and said ecstatically, "Hurry up, bring Tang Seng out to me now. My king is going to suck his Yuanyang now!"

Yingying stopped her and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, now is not the time."

"Why isn't it time yet? Aren't they all fooled?" King Nanshan frowned, she couldn't wait any longer.

"Your Majesty, they have been fooled, but they haven't gone far. What if they suddenly figured it out and come to trouble the King again? You have to wait for them to go far before the King can enjoy Tang Seng." Yingying said. King Nanshan sat back again, nodded his head and said: "Since that's the case, you should keep an eye on them, and report when they leave."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The little demon who was following him slipped out again in desperation.

Yingying said: "My lord, is that little one going to stare at Tang Seng? Absolutely don't let anyone get close to him."

"Go, go, show me Tang Seng." Nanshan King ordered, and Yingying immediately smiled triumphantly, and then turned around and went to the backyard after resigning.

As everyone knows, all this was heard by Monkey King who turned into a mosquito. Monkey King was both happy and hated. He was happy that Tang Seng was still alive, and hated that these monsters dared to deceive him.

He immediately followed Yingying. It turned out that Master was locked in the backyard and had to find a way to get him out.

Following Yingying all the way around the cave, he arrived at the so-called backyard in a short time, and saw Tang Seng tied to a big locust tree at a glance.

Sun Wukong flew over in surprise, and finally rested on Tang Seng's shoulder. Just as he was about to remind him, Yingying asked, "Elder Tang, are you afraid?"

One hand touched Tang Seng's face, and Tang Seng dodged left and right in a panic, but he couldn't dodge at all.

"Whether a man or a woman gives or accepts a kiss, I hope you will respect yourself."

"Hehe..." Yingying covered her mouth and chuckled, and said shyly, "Elder Tang is really a gentleman, and I like it very much. You don't know, in the past, in the palace of Lion Camel Kingdom, he fell in love with you at first sight. It was only later The golden-winged roc was captured by the Tathagata Buddha, so he ran away because of his cowardice, but he never expected to see you here again."

"You, you are the subordinate of the golden-winged roc?" Tang Seng was a little surprised, and then he looked at Yingying, and he felt familiar, like a court lady who had served him back then.

Yingying smiled and nodded: "So, this is fate. Elder Tang, it must be God's pity that we can meet again after thousands of mountains and rivers."

Tang Seng was silent, he would rather not have this kind of fate.

Yingying suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered: "I am now a popular person next to King Nanshan, and all the little demons here will listen to me. Elder Tang, as long as you promise me to stay with me in the future, I will find a way Get you out. Otherwise, you will be sucked dry of Yuanyang by Nanshan King and turned into a mummy."

"The poor monk is a monk, how can he agree to your request? Female Bodhisattva, please let me out with kindness." Seeing the hope, Tang Seng pleaded softly.

"If you become a monk, you can return to vulgarity. Elder, do you think that I am not beautiful enough? Even if I am not beautiful, it is easier to accept than Nanshan King who is neither male nor female, isn't it?" Yingying looked at it admiringly. Looking at Tang Seng, he stroked his cheek with one hand.

Sun Wukong almost lost his footing when he heard this, is Nanshan King male or female?Could it be that, like Bajie, he likes to play the role of a woman?

However, Nanshan King's rank is obviously higher than Bajie's by a few grades, and even he was deceived by pretending like this.No, this news must be told to Bajie, that idiot might compare his beauty with others.

"Master, promise her." He buzzed a reminder.

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and his face was obviously happy. Yingying thought he had figured it out, and her eyes became more expectant.

"How could the poor monk dislike your appearance? Beauty and ugliness make no difference to the poor monk. The poor monk is only worried that if you fail, it will hurt you."

Yingying said wildly: "You don't have to worry about this, elder, as long as you promise me, I will definitely be able to rescue you!"

"Okay, the poor monk is willing to give it a try." Tang Seng felt more at ease knowing that Monkey King was by his side.Even if the monster couldn't save him, the disciples wouldn't leave him alone.

"Okay, then I'll make preparations and take you away tonight." Yingying wished she could escape with Tang Seng right now, she was so happy that she didn't notice the mosquito on Tang Seng's shoulder, and left happily.

As soon as she left, Tang Seng whispered: "Wukong, what should I do?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Master, Lao Sun didn't know how to rescue you before, but now that someone is helping, it's not much easier? Don't worry, as long as she takes you out of the cave, Lao Sun can rescue you back at any time! "

"Okay." Tang Seng also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Master, then you stay here first, I'll go and see what she wants to do." Sun Wukong followed Yingying, only to find that Yingying went to the wine cellar where the wine was stored, opened a jar of wine, and then Throw in a black pill.

Sun Wukong suddenly realized that this guy wanted to poison him, but he didn't know what kind of pill it was. It would be best if he could directly poison King Nanshan to death.

After Yingying finished all this, she closed the lid again, carried the wine jar out, and went all the way to the kitchen.

The little demons in the kitchen saw her coming, and they were all respectful. Yingying hummed proudly and asked, "Is your king's dinner ready?"

"It's ready, does Your Majesty want to eat now?"

"When it's ready, serve it up." Yingying ordered, and left with the wine jar in her arms.

When she arrived in front of Nanshan King, Yingying put the wine jar on the table with a smile, and the goblins in the kitchen brought out the dinner, all of which were delicious meat.

"My lord, I should be very lucky to have caught Tang Seng today, so I asked them to add a few more dishes, and I also specially took out a jar of fine wine. My lord, I'll fill it up for you, little one."

Yingying poured a large bowl, and when the wine came out, it gave off a tempting aroma.

King Nanshan nodded, picked up the wine and drank it down, Yingying couldn't help being ecstatic, this is the Mongolian sweat medicine she got in the lion camel country palace, one pill can stun several cows, and it was used on King Nanshan Just right.

"My lord, I'll fill it up for you again, little one."

Nanshan King stopped drinking, grabbed a chicken leg and ate it, and rewarded Yingying with one, which made the little demon envious.

"You still go to guard the Tang monk, and when Monkey King and the others leave, send them to me immediately."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Yingying held up the drumstick and left happily.

Half an hour later, King Nanshan finally fell asleep, Yingying was overjoyed, she made a little demon faint and tied him to a tree, and Tang Seng was dressed as a little demon.

"Elder, just follow me for a while, don't make a sound, I'll take you out right away."

"Okay." As soon as Tang Seng escaped, Monkey King followed up, thinking that this little monster really has some skills.

Yingying led Tang Seng around and around, and her status was revealed at this time. No one dared to stop the interrogation along the way, and soon led Tang Seng to the entrance of the cave.

The four little demons guarding the gate also bowed their heads and asked doubtfully, "Sister Yingying, are you still going out so late?"

Yingying raised her chin slightly, and said proudly: "Your Majesty told me to go out and see Sun Wukong and the others. You should open the door quickly. If you delay your Majesty's business, you will suffer."

"Yes." The little demons were startled when they heard the words, and they didn't dare to say any more, they opened the cave door together with force.

Yingyingxi's heart was about to jump out, her feet were still steady, and she walked out.Unexpectedly, after only taking two steps, his face changed, and he stared at the front in horror, his body trembling.

King Nanshan sneered, "Where are you going?"

"My lord, I, I'll go out to see if Sun Wukong and the others are gone..." Yingying swallowed her saliva and managed to find an excuse.

"Oh? Then why did you bring Tang Seng with you?" Nanshan King stared straight at Tang Seng dressed as a little demon with dim eyes. Tang Seng immediately felt cold and hurriedly lowered his head.

King Nanshan suddenly grabbed Yingying's neck, and shouted angrily, "You're such a spoiled brat! It's in vain that my king trusts you so much, yet you dare to betray him!"