Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]
Chapter 11 The Gao Family Recruitment Conference
Tao Tao almost spit out a mouthful of blood, the peerless handsome man surnamed Zhu, could he be talking about Zhu Bajie?How does that pig-faced guy look like a handsome man?Also peerless.
She looked the little lady up and down, thinking that there is nothing wrong with the eyes of these girls, right?Could it be that he stayed in the village since he was a child and never traveled far and never met a handsome guy, so even someone like Zhu Bajie can be called a handsome guy?
"Can he be as handsome as my brother Monkey? Can he be as handsome as Master?" Tao Tao pointed at Monkey King and Tang Seng.
The little lady glanced at the two of them, raised her chin slightly, and said disdainfully: "Huh, they are not of the same class at all. If you are not convinced, you can go to Gao Taigong's house to have a look with your own eyes. It just so happens that Gao Taigong gave him three daughters today. To choose a husband and son-in-law, Young Master Zhu himself will come up with a test to compare."
After finishing speaking, he ignored the crowd and lifted the hem of his skirt and floated away.
Tang Seng smiled, and there was a dark belly in that smile, and Tao Tao knew what he was going to do again.
"Wukong, Taozi, it seems that Grandpa Gao's family is the most prosperous in this village, why don't we go to Taigong Gao's house and have some vegetarian meals by the way."
Naturally, Tao Tao would not refuse, she still wanted to eat braised pig's trotters.Sun Wukong said that it didn't matter, and he was even more dismissive of the peerless handsome men, hmph, they were just greasy-haired and pink-faced little boys.
So the three of them followed the girls in the direction they were going, and within a few hundred meters, they arrived in front of the tall courtyard.
At this time, the wall yard was overcrowded with people, and it was very lively, all the people from the village came to watch, and young girls were the most among them.The girls crowded together, all stretching their necks and looking forward to it, and they kept discussing the handsome man surnamed Zhu.
Tao Tao saw someone maintaining order at the gate of the Gao Mansion, who looked like a housekeeper.
Tang Seng stepped forward to salute, and said: "This benefactor, the poor monk and two disciples came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. Today, we pass by the precious land and want to have a bowl of vegetarian food. I wonder if it can be convenient."
Seeing the extraordinary handsomeness of the three lives, the housekeeper immediately said politely: "It's convenient, it's convenient. It's a coincidence that the three came today. Today is the day when my master chooses husbands for the three young ladies. Why don't the three stay overnight and do it by the way?" How about a testimony?"
"That would be too intrusive."
"Don't bother, my master is also a person of Xiangfo. He must be very happy to welcome the eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty." The housekeeper glanced at the crowded front door and said embarrassedly: "This place is full of people. , I’ll take everyone in through the side door.”
"Then I would like to thank the benefactor." Tang Seng saluted again, and then followed the butler into the courtyard through the side door.
As expected, the side door was much quieter. The Gao Taigong's house was a large courtyard with four entrances, and only the front yard was occupied by lively crowds.
Just as soon as he entered the courtyard, Sun Wukong's face became serious, looking around, as if he was looking for something.
"Brother Monkey, what are you looking at?" Tao Tao asked knowingly.
Sun Wukong pulled her back a step, and whispered: "I'm afraid you are right again this time, there is a monster living in Gao's house, and it is a very powerful monster, with a monster aura."
Tao Tao pretended to be surprised: "No way? The monster lives in Gao's house. Could it be that Gao's family didn't notice anything?"
"We'll know when we ask about it." Sun Wukong licked his lower lip, with a trace of salivation in his eyes: "I hope this time it's also a bear demon, then we'll have bear paws again."
"Brother Monkey, haven't you gotten tired of eating dozens of bear's paws? I hope it's a pig demon, so that I can make braised pig's trotters and keep them delicious!"
So the two began to argue about the types of monsters. Sun Wukong insisted that it was a bear monster, and Tao Tao insisted that it was a pig monster.
Tang Seng's complexion darkened when he heard it in front of him. These greedy disciples couldn't control their mouths when they came to other people's homes.
After a while, the steward brought the three of them to the meeting place where the head of the house met guests, and personally invited Mr. Gao out.Gao Taigong was over fifty years old, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and he was really happy when he saw Tang Monk, so he invited him to the seat.
"The holy monk came just in time. I decided to choose a husband for my three daughters today. I will ask the holy monk to help me to be a witness."
"The benefactor is too polite. Once the poor monk becomes a monk, how can he bear such a witness?" Tang Seng evaded.
But Sun Wukong asked curiously: "Tell me first, how do you choose a son-in-law? You see my master looks like this, can he be your son-in-law?"
"You bastard, you talk nonsense, you just want to stay and be your son-in-law, why do you want to be a teacher?" Tang Seng reprimanded with a serious face, and a blush appeared on his handsome face.
"Master has wronged this apprentice. I heard that there is a peerless handsome man named Zhu here. Hmph, Lao Sun wants to see what kind of handsome man he is. In my opinion, even a single hair of Master's head is not as good as his hair." Can't compare."
Tang Seng continued to reprimand: "You monkey head, how can you say such rude words in front of the grandfather? How many times have you told me to be a low-key person, even if you are born handsome, don't belittle others in front of you, understand?"
The corner of Tao Tao's mouth twitched, and she said emphatically, "Master, Brother Hou, you don't have to be modest. In my opinion, both of you are ten times and a hundred times better looking than the one named Zhu. Grandpa, don't you think so?"
Grandpa Gao smiled shyly, nodded slightly, and said, "The great monks and disciples of the Tang Dynasty are both dragons and phoenixes among men. If the two are willing to stay and be the son-in-law of the old man, the old man will really wish for it. The three of you don't know. Zhu’s man is named Zhu Sichen, and he saved my third daughter Cuilan’s life half a month ago. At that time, Cuilan was going to worship the Buddha in a temple a few miles away, but encountered robbers. Fortunately, Sichen took action in time when she saw the injustice, and she was able to preserve her innocence. .”
"He escorted Cuilan all the way back. He is a great benefactor of my Gao family. This old man invited him to be a guest at home. Unexpectedly, because of this, disaster came."
"Why, he took your daughter by force?" Tao Taoxin said that this Zhu Sichen must be Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie is greedy and lustful, and the book says that he has taken his daughter for several years.
However, Grandpa Gao shook his head again and again, as if he had something difficult to say, he hesitated for a while before saying: "He didn't take my daughter by force, it's because my daughters didn't live up to their expectations, and they became interested in seeing the sex, looking at Si Chen's handsome face. Rufeng pestered him all day long to marry him. For this reason, she even beat her up several times in private, which made her face bruised and her hair torn off a lot."
Tang Seng: "..."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Tao Tao: "..."
"Oh, it's nothing. The girls in the village ran here all day when they knew about Si Chen, and even blocked the gate of my Gao's house. They peeped and fought several times without opening the door. The boy Sichen is very considerate of us, and he often comforts the girls himself. Recently, every morning, he makes small things for the girls in the village. The girls got together and finally stopped blocking the gate.
Tao Taoxin said, why is it for your sake?It's clear that they are trying to take advantage of the girls by hooking up with each other!
Unexpectedly, this Zhu Sichen had the ability to live among thousands of flowers without even a single leaf sticking to his body!
Grandpa Gao continued: "But as a result, the three daughters of the old man will not be happy, so after discussing with Si Chen, the old man decided to hold this son-in-law conference. Si Chen will personally come up with the questions, which daughter can pass his exam If you compare, you can recruit him as your husband."
Sun Wukong sneered when he heard the words: "Recruiting a husband? Old Sun advises you to give up this idea. Do you know why he attracts women like this? Because he is a goblin!"
She looked the little lady up and down, thinking that there is nothing wrong with the eyes of these girls, right?Could it be that he stayed in the village since he was a child and never traveled far and never met a handsome guy, so even someone like Zhu Bajie can be called a handsome guy?
"Can he be as handsome as my brother Monkey? Can he be as handsome as Master?" Tao Tao pointed at Monkey King and Tang Seng.
The little lady glanced at the two of them, raised her chin slightly, and said disdainfully: "Huh, they are not of the same class at all. If you are not convinced, you can go to Gao Taigong's house to have a look with your own eyes. It just so happens that Gao Taigong gave him three daughters today. To choose a husband and son-in-law, Young Master Zhu himself will come up with a test to compare."
After finishing speaking, he ignored the crowd and lifted the hem of his skirt and floated away.
Tang Seng smiled, and there was a dark belly in that smile, and Tao Tao knew what he was going to do again.
"Wukong, Taozi, it seems that Grandpa Gao's family is the most prosperous in this village, why don't we go to Taigong Gao's house and have some vegetarian meals by the way."
Naturally, Tao Tao would not refuse, she still wanted to eat braised pig's trotters.Sun Wukong said that it didn't matter, and he was even more dismissive of the peerless handsome men, hmph, they were just greasy-haired and pink-faced little boys.
So the three of them followed the girls in the direction they were going, and within a few hundred meters, they arrived in front of the tall courtyard.
At this time, the wall yard was overcrowded with people, and it was very lively, all the people from the village came to watch, and young girls were the most among them.The girls crowded together, all stretching their necks and looking forward to it, and they kept discussing the handsome man surnamed Zhu.
Tao Tao saw someone maintaining order at the gate of the Gao Mansion, who looked like a housekeeper.
Tang Seng stepped forward to salute, and said: "This benefactor, the poor monk and two disciples came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. Today, we pass by the precious land and want to have a bowl of vegetarian food. I wonder if it can be convenient."
Seeing the extraordinary handsomeness of the three lives, the housekeeper immediately said politely: "It's convenient, it's convenient. It's a coincidence that the three came today. Today is the day when my master chooses husbands for the three young ladies. Why don't the three stay overnight and do it by the way?" How about a testimony?"
"That would be too intrusive."
"Don't bother, my master is also a person of Xiangfo. He must be very happy to welcome the eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty." The housekeeper glanced at the crowded front door and said embarrassedly: "This place is full of people. , I’ll take everyone in through the side door.”
"Then I would like to thank the benefactor." Tang Seng saluted again, and then followed the butler into the courtyard through the side door.
As expected, the side door was much quieter. The Gao Taigong's house was a large courtyard with four entrances, and only the front yard was occupied by lively crowds.
Just as soon as he entered the courtyard, Sun Wukong's face became serious, looking around, as if he was looking for something.
"Brother Monkey, what are you looking at?" Tao Tao asked knowingly.
Sun Wukong pulled her back a step, and whispered: "I'm afraid you are right again this time, there is a monster living in Gao's house, and it is a very powerful monster, with a monster aura."
Tao Tao pretended to be surprised: "No way? The monster lives in Gao's house. Could it be that Gao's family didn't notice anything?"
"We'll know when we ask about it." Sun Wukong licked his lower lip, with a trace of salivation in his eyes: "I hope this time it's also a bear demon, then we'll have bear paws again."
"Brother Monkey, haven't you gotten tired of eating dozens of bear's paws? I hope it's a pig demon, so that I can make braised pig's trotters and keep them delicious!"
So the two began to argue about the types of monsters. Sun Wukong insisted that it was a bear monster, and Tao Tao insisted that it was a pig monster.
Tang Seng's complexion darkened when he heard it in front of him. These greedy disciples couldn't control their mouths when they came to other people's homes.
After a while, the steward brought the three of them to the meeting place where the head of the house met guests, and personally invited Mr. Gao out.Gao Taigong was over fifty years old, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and he was really happy when he saw Tang Monk, so he invited him to the seat.
"The holy monk came just in time. I decided to choose a husband for my three daughters today. I will ask the holy monk to help me to be a witness."
"The benefactor is too polite. Once the poor monk becomes a monk, how can he bear such a witness?" Tang Seng evaded.
But Sun Wukong asked curiously: "Tell me first, how do you choose a son-in-law? You see my master looks like this, can he be your son-in-law?"
"You bastard, you talk nonsense, you just want to stay and be your son-in-law, why do you want to be a teacher?" Tang Seng reprimanded with a serious face, and a blush appeared on his handsome face.
"Master has wronged this apprentice. I heard that there is a peerless handsome man named Zhu here. Hmph, Lao Sun wants to see what kind of handsome man he is. In my opinion, even a single hair of Master's head is not as good as his hair." Can't compare."
Tang Seng continued to reprimand: "You monkey head, how can you say such rude words in front of the grandfather? How many times have you told me to be a low-key person, even if you are born handsome, don't belittle others in front of you, understand?"
The corner of Tao Tao's mouth twitched, and she said emphatically, "Master, Brother Hou, you don't have to be modest. In my opinion, both of you are ten times and a hundred times better looking than the one named Zhu. Grandpa, don't you think so?"
Grandpa Gao smiled shyly, nodded slightly, and said, "The great monks and disciples of the Tang Dynasty are both dragons and phoenixes among men. If the two are willing to stay and be the son-in-law of the old man, the old man will really wish for it. The three of you don't know. Zhu’s man is named Zhu Sichen, and he saved my third daughter Cuilan’s life half a month ago. At that time, Cuilan was going to worship the Buddha in a temple a few miles away, but encountered robbers. Fortunately, Sichen took action in time when she saw the injustice, and she was able to preserve her innocence. .”
"He escorted Cuilan all the way back. He is a great benefactor of my Gao family. This old man invited him to be a guest at home. Unexpectedly, because of this, disaster came."
"Why, he took your daughter by force?" Tao Taoxin said that this Zhu Sichen must be Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie is greedy and lustful, and the book says that he has taken his daughter for several years.
However, Grandpa Gao shook his head again and again, as if he had something difficult to say, he hesitated for a while before saying: "He didn't take my daughter by force, it's because my daughters didn't live up to their expectations, and they became interested in seeing the sex, looking at Si Chen's handsome face. Rufeng pestered him all day long to marry him. For this reason, she even beat her up several times in private, which made her face bruised and her hair torn off a lot."
Tang Seng: "..."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Tao Tao: "..."
"Oh, it's nothing. The girls in the village ran here all day when they knew about Si Chen, and even blocked the gate of my Gao's house. They peeped and fought several times without opening the door. The boy Sichen is very considerate of us, and he often comforts the girls himself. Recently, every morning, he makes small things for the girls in the village. The girls got together and finally stopped blocking the gate.
Tao Taoxin said, why is it for your sake?It's clear that they are trying to take advantage of the girls by hooking up with each other!
Unexpectedly, this Zhu Sichen had the ability to live among thousands of flowers without even a single leaf sticking to his body!
Grandpa Gao continued: "But as a result, the three daughters of the old man will not be happy, so after discussing with Si Chen, the old man decided to hold this son-in-law conference. Si Chen will personally come up with the questions, which daughter can pass his exam If you compare, you can recruit him as your husband."
Sun Wukong sneered when he heard the words: "Recruiting a husband? Old Sun advises you to give up this idea. Do you know why he attracts women like this? Because he is a goblin!"
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