Time travel without cheats

Ran Xiaole was woken up by the pain in her stomach.

God let him lie down in the middle of the road, um, fortunately he was not face to the ground, and a big carriage came, and he was run over like a rotten rag, If he can't be killed by a lightning strike or run over by a car, Ran Xiaole can be regarded as an interpretation of the miracle of life.

He who has nothing to live, often has nothing to die, neither hell nor heaven bother to take him in.

The more barren life is, the longer one can live.

However, fortunately, it was the stomach. If the wheel went a little lower, Ran Xiaole, who had lost all children and grandchildren, should be able to wake up more thoroughly.

"Oh, little brother, are you okay?"

By the time Ran Xiaole realized it, he had already been pulled to the side of the road.There was chaos all around, he was not dizzy, but blind, he was still nearsighted, his eyes were full of gaudy things, and he couldn't see anything clearly.He could only hear the hustle and bustle in his ears, probably a market, but none of it was as clear as the shouting and cursing that was close at hand.

"Smelly beggar, don't even look where this is! Don't dirty our place! Get lost!"

"Master, the children have been hungry for several days, can you do me a favor..."

"Hey old man, your grandson's life and death is none of my business! Get out, get out, I don't want to get my hands dirty and beat you!"

The people beside him were pushed and shoved, even Ran Xiaole staggered, and a crying little voice yelled: "Grandpa!"

"You villains will be struck by lightning sooner or later!"

Ran Xiaole trembled subconsciously...Wait...I seem to have been struck by lightning? !

I!of!Cang!sky!ah!

I!Home!Of course!return!live!Go!

Before Ran Xiaole had time to lament that he was finally not disgusted by the goddess of luck as a piece of chewing gum sticking to the soles of his feet this time, he realized an important problem——

where is this?

Anyway, it's not home.

So the question is, where the hell is this?Can it be teleported instantly after being struck by lightning?

Bridge bucket sack!transfer?

Ran Xiaole squinted his eyes hard, but he still couldn't see anything clearly except for the two black shadows, one big and one small, that were rushing towards him.

"Oh, that..." It should be an old man, right? "uncle…"

"Hey little brother, this is nothing to ask for, so hurry up, so as not to be beaten."

Ran Xiaole let out an "oh" without knowing it, and while supporting the old man subconsciously, he asked, "So where is this?"

"I said little brother, did you get trampled on by a carriage?"

"By...carriage?"

"Can't you?"

"Are you kidding me, people still use carriages in this day and age?"

The old man laughed, and coughed twice, "Ahem, little brother, of course we scumbags have never seen it before. It is only used by a rich family like Duanfu."

"A big family... wait a minute, you just said... Duanfu?"

"Well, it's that noble courtyard. I thought I could get a meal outside. Who knew that the richer the family, the colder it is..."

Confused.

Ran Xiaole's messy brain finally pulled out a thread of truth, but it was too scary, he shivered, and stuffed it back without hesitation.

"Master, let me ask you, just now you... oh no, where is the tavern we begged for?"

"Are you really stupid?" The old man looked at him in surprise.

Ran Xiaole laughed dryly: "Aren't I an outsider, how about being hit by a carriage?"

"Oh, yes, no wonder you feel unfamiliar." The old man nodded without doubting him, and said, "That's 'Wanxiangtang', it's not a tavern, it's the largest pastry shop in the capital, just by smelling the smell Greedy, today is my baby's tenth birthday, so I was thinking about asking for some snacks that the nobles don't want to fill my baby's stomach. Pity my good grandson. He has been hungry for several days with my old bones. ..."

Ran Xiaole responded perfunctorily, and when the old man said the three words "Wanxiangtang", he was in no mood to continue listening to the rest.

Wanxiangtang, in Chapter 1 of Angry Bird's new book "Duan Ran Biography", among the few passages that Ran Xiaole saw, the only place name he remembered.

coincidence.

I thought it was a rouge seller, but it turned out to be a pastry seller.

This is not the point at all, is it!

At this moment, there must be something in Ran Xiaole's heart galloping, screaming, roaring, but he just pursed his lips calmly, and forcefully squeezed out five words, "So that's how it is."

What else?Years of experience in online novels told him, wear it.

Oh my god, you have learned how to help me this time.

I beg you when I want to study and go to school, I beg you when I am squeezed by the bastard foreman, I beg you when I post a post and want a few people to read it, when did you listen?Why is it that if I just think of wearing a book in my heart, you are willing to give me a big fight?

Do you know what rhetorical exaggeration is?What should be listened to and what should not be listened to, what is true and what is false, don't you have some b numbers in your heart after being the big boss of the universe for so many years!

Why... there is no principle at all!

Moreover, I only read three chapters of this book, oh no, three paragraphs!How do you let me survive in the dangerous arena created by that dead bird?Who knows what will happen to who is good and who is bad, at least let me read it before wearing it!

Ran Xiaole kept an angry, helpless, sad but polite smile on his face, but his heart was already flooded with barrage, double-click 666, God TM fate, yes, free shipping oh dear.

Booming in a trance...

Ran Xiaole followed the beggar grandpa and grandson in a daze with a stomach full of complaints. After walking for an unknown amount of time, she finally stopped.

"Grandpa, are you tired?" The kid who hadn't spoken all this time finally opened his mouth and helped his grandpa to sit down. "Shall I get you some water?"

"Water? Where is there water?" After walking for a long time, Ran Xiaole was also a little thirsty, and the sky gradually became dark. He looked around, probably a place where he could shelter from the rain, "Uh... where is this?"

The old man raised his hand and waved in front of his eyes, "Little brother, your eyes... are blind..."

"I'm not blind, I can see." Ran Xiaole held the old man's skinny hand and smiled, "It's just that I can't see clearly, well, it's very unclear, and it becomes blurred when I'm far away."

"Oh, what a poor man, no wonder you can't hide from the carriage." The old man sighed, "This is a ruined temple, because people died before, and it's too far away from the city, other beggars don't want to come, it's better for us The grandparents and grandchildren picked a place to shelter from the wind and rain, alas, little brother, are you afraid of ghosts?"

Ran Xiaole shook his head, he was really not afraid.

There are many things scarier than ghosts.

"You are quite courageous, but in this world, ghosts hide from people! Don't worry." The old man smiled, pointed to the distance and said: "There is a lake over there, it is summer now, if it is too hot, you can go to Wash, my grandson usually goes there to scoop water."

Hearing what the old man said, Ran Xiaole really felt a little itchy on his body, he nodded, he was saved by the old man, he was somewhat grateful in his heart, and said with a smile: "Master, let your grandson take care of you, I will give it to us Scoop up some water. By the way, I'll wash it too, it's too hot."

"Don't, there is a section of forest road that is not easy to walk, so let the baby take you."

"But you..."

The old man waved his hand, "It's okay, no one is here, besides, who would bully me, a bad old man." After speaking, he turned to his grandson and said, "You son of a bitch, take brother with you."

The child didn't talk too much, nodded obediently, and said to Ran Xiaole lightly: "Let's go, go and come back quickly."

Ran Xiaole walked with the child, he was a dead house, he didn't know how to talk to others, and because of his ugly appearance, no one wanted to talk to him, not to mention that the other party was only a ten-year-old child, so he walked in an extremely silent way .The shadows of the trees around made him dizzy. On the eve of the embarrassing cancer outbreak, the child finally turned around and said, "Here we are."

"Oh, thank you." Ran Xiaole wanted to raise his hand to rub the child's head, but he turned his head to avoid touching it, so he was even more embarrassed.

"Ha, ha..." He laughed dryly, "My eyesight is really bad..."

"You wash it quickly, I'll pick some fruit for grandpa, and I'll come find you later."

"Oh."

After the child finished speaking, he left, and Ran Xiaole walked to the lake by himself. Taking advantage of the still light, he bent over and washed his face, feeling much better in an instant.

He put his face close to the surface of the water to see his own appearance. According to the routine of wearing a book, it should... change, right?

as predicted…

no change.

Beep—it's a dog.

No, shouldn't she be put into a handsome b's body and marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life?Isn't that what it says in the books?Why am I still me?And you can't even see farts!

Speaking of which, do I have glasses?It's fine if you don't make me handsome, so why don't you take Laozi's glasses together!Although the bottom of the glass bottle is useless, it is better than nothing!

Ran Xiaole didn't want to say anything anymore, there were too many flaws, he was afraid of irritating himself.

Fortunately, Ran Xiaole's cramped legs, which kept above the water in a strange posture, conveyed to him the only good news so far—at least his lame leg was healed by lightning.

Hahaha I thank you!Thank you all!

He clapped his hands and was about to take off his clothes and take a shower, but when he touched himself, he petrified again. What's the meaning of the patches and holes all over his body? co...cosplay?

Hahaha ... hahahaha ... hate, don’t kidding ...

Ran Xiaole, who was so angry from laughing, fell on the grass behind her. She must be dreaming...um...it must be...pinching...I wake up...I fall asleep...I wake up again...I sleep again...I wake up again...I...forget me Don't sleep with your sister.

You still think I'm not poor enough, do you?

I used to have an advertising shirt to wear anyway, this, this, this... bullies don't wear such things!

Ran Xiaole now finally understands why the old man keeps calling himself "little brother."

Of course it's not because my brothers are too young, but because I'm really in trouble with them.

Speechless Ran Xiaole looked up at the Danxia sky that was not covered by smog, he couldn't see anything clearly except the blood-like setting sun and God's smug teasing.

"Fuck your grandma! Get out!"

Of course God wouldn't go away, so Ran Xiaole, who couldn't afford to offend or hide, went off by herself, went to wash and wash.

The author has something to say:

Hug me distressedly and send me a few chirps~

My current mood is just like the title of this chapter

I want to laugh...

I turned on the computer early in the morning and found that Chapter 1 has only one hit rate

I ordered it myself um...

Have you noticed that the plot looks familiar hahaha

Well, I'll stick with it whether anyone watches it or not

After all, it's my own hard work, so I have to be worthy of myself.

Thank you for reading my text, little ones, thank you all!

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