Cohabitation with the sweet teasing ghost king
Chapter 001
There are three rumors in Xiaohe Town that there are three weird guys. One is the half-deaf and mute Song old man who was destroyed by an unknown fire 50 years ago. He has a ferocious face like a ghost.
Old man Song, his main job is a corpse picker, and his side job is the owner of a waste collection station.
The second is Huang Po, who has lived alone in an old stone house by the small river for 40 to [-] years. She is a great dancer, draws ghost charms, and has a face that is always whiter than flour.
Huang Po, the main job is a goddess, and the side job is the owner of a grocery store.
The third was Song Yan, who was separated from them by an earthen wall and lived next to each other for eight years, yet was still safe and sound.
Song Yan, eighteen years old, [-] tall, one pair of dark blue pupils of different colors, beautiful and incomparable.His young body and exquisite appearance would not make him a weird person, but he has a withdrawn personality and acts strangely. The older and more experienced people are, the more frightened they are when they see him.
And recently, he has a vague tendency to be promoted to the top of the three weirdos.It was rumored that he was about to inherit Huang Po and Old Man Song's main business.
Song Yan, a ghost talker with a main job and a student with a side job.
The three of them have a very clear definition of their main and sideline businesses. Whichever earns more money is the main business. Otherwise, it will not be so easy to make a living based on their interpersonal relationship in Xiaohe Town.
Old man Song's surname is Song, and Song Yan's surname is also Song. Except for Song Yan who borrowed old man Song's household registration to apply for an ID card, they have no blood relationship.
Song Yan is an orphan, or maybe an outcast.Eight years ago, he wandered to Xiaohe Town by chance, and set up a tent on the outskirts of Xiaohe Town to settle down, and became neighbors with old man Song and Mrs. Huang.
In the past eight years, the stone house, the thatched house and the cloth tent were replaced by three regular two-story brick houses. The only thing that remained unchanged was the two old walls that separated their houses.
According to Huang Po, the sand and stones on the two walls come from the bottom of the small river. They are the bed stones of the river god.
Of course, according to Song Yan, Huang Po was just talking nonsense.
That is, the three of them don't know how to share the cost of hiring workers to poach them. If they don't care about it, they will keep it.
"Ooh~oh!"
Xiao Hong, the big rooster of Mrs. Huang's family, jumped onto the wall, raised her head, and crowed in rhythmic rhythms.
When it sang the third sound, the window on the second floor of the brick building in the middle opened, and a young man with two bunches of dull hair on his forehead poked his head out with his eyes squinted.
At this time, the fine morning light pierced through the clouds and landed on the young man's face. The heterochromatic pupils were as magnificent as jewels, and had an almost bewitching aura, which was extremely beautiful.
The proud and self-satisfied Xiao Hong gracefully turned around, raised her head, and met Song Yan from the second floor.
"...Oh!" With a sound, Xiaohong's whole body froze, as if petrified, and fell directly back to Huangpo's side of the earth wall, and then there was another "plop", and the fall was quite solid.
"Oh! Aww!" Xiaohong continued to scream, her wings fluttered, her potential exploded, and she flew from the small gap in the window to Huang Po's room on the second floor, and then "swished" and got under Huang Po's bed. The frightening chirping sound was much quieter.
"Yes, how many times have I told you, don't provoke that master! Yes!"
Huang Po, who was woken up, began to swear routinely, which was quite rhythmic in line with Xiao Hong's still terrified "Aww".
In front of the window, the tired look on Song Yan's face dissipated a little, his brows slightly raised, and then he turned around in satisfaction.
This kind of situation that scares living things, Xiaohong is not an exception, Song Yan is completely worthy of the word "people and animals can't get close".
Of course, neither humans nor animals are willing to approach him, but he is very prone to attracting ghosts.
Inside the house, the warm morning light fell in, but the cold atmosphere still couldn't dissipate. Probably, his room was visited by ghosts again last night.
"When a cat is alive, what do you do if you don't take care of things by yourself, and worry about it endlessly after death?"
Song Yan pinched his earlobe, and fell asleep with the whispering sound of a nagging ghost last night. The quality of his sleep was extremely poor. He managed to sleep soundly in the morning, and woke up Xiaohong next door, so that he could have a good look at it. No wonder.
After brushing his teeth, washing his face, washing his hair and taking a shower, after 20 minutes, Song Yan grabbed his school uniform jacket and black backpack, went downstairs, locked the door, and walked towards Xiaohe Town Middle School.
Today is the last day for him to go to school after he is about to graduate in his third year of high school, and he will also receive his graduation certificate by the way.
As for Song Yan's college entrance examination results, it came out half a month ago, with a score of 644 in science.
In the past six years of schooling, Song Yan, who hadn't taken the exams a few times, just silently snatched away Xiaohe Town's top scorer in the college entrance examination.
Moreover, with such high scores, he didn't choose any good schools in big cities, so he filled in Ninetowns, which is less than 30 minutes away by car, as a choice of a middle-class university, the only choice.
However, Xiaohe Town will no longer be called Xiaohe Town in two months. Country people, but city people.
The boundary of the Jiucheng New District is in front of the river that can be included in the house of Song Yan and the three of them. , living near the water, the land they built their houses on is quite valuable!
"Song Yan, don't forget about your evening work!"
Huang Po's voice came from far behind, Song Yan raised his right hand and made a gesture to show that he did not forget.
He, Huang Po, and Old Man Song, the three of them work together as a team, Huang Po is in charge of pretending to be gods and ghosts to create an atmosphere, Old Man Song is in charge of most of the physical work, Song Yan is in charge of communicating with ghosts, understanding and meeting their needs, Afterwards they get reasonable compensation from it.
"Song Yan is here, Song Yan is here..." On the school road, Song Yan walked by, all kinds of human language and ghost language mixed together.
They glanced at Song Yan curiously or timidly, but there were not many people who actually went up to talk to Song Yan, and Song Yan was already able to ignore most of the big and small ghosts who came up to chatter.
"Song Yan, my wife..." A middle-aged male ghost leaned forward. He was one of the few male ghosts that Song Yan could not ignore.
Middle-aged male ghost.Occupation before death: teacher.Cause of death: Death from overwork.The root cause of his lingering ghost is that he misses his wife and his students, hesitating on the school road and hesitating...
Song Yan tried to resolve it, but it was useless. As long as Xiaohe Middle School is still there, he probably won't be able to leave.
"She remarried," Song Yan replied blankly, while counting silently in his heart, "1, 2, 3."
"Wow!" With a sound, the teacher male ghost howled...
Song Yan continued to move forward, passed through it, and finally went upstairs, and then answered the questions of the two student female ghosts. When the three ghosts cried together, he arrived at his classroom, and Gently pinched his earlobe.
"Song Yan, the real person doesn't show his face. I didn't expect your grades to be so good."
The young man in the same sports school uniform strode forward, folded his arms, and looked down at Song Yan from a height, with obvious sourness in his words.
He is the monitor of Class [-], Grade [-], and has been ranked number one in his age group for a long time. If it wasn't for Song Yan, Xiaohe Town's number one student in the college entrance examination would definitely fall on him.
"Well," Song Yan's eyes swept across the young man, and he paused for two seconds to retract. He nodded lightly, indicating that he accepted the sentence, and there was no intention in his expression to continue chatting with the young man.
Song Yan's learning ability is extremely strong. He didn't go to elementary school. He studied by himself for two years, and started studying directly from the first grade of junior high school. Even so, he has been in school for six years, but his impression of his classmates is very weak.
He was disturbed by all kinds of ghosts at night, and it was difficult to sleep well. Occasionally, he had to go out to work at night with the old man Huang Song. The communication between the classmates in six years is almost zero.
Song Yan didn't feel sorry for this, he was special after all, and having too much contact with him was not a good thing for his classmates.
Not only did Song Yan think so, the elders of his classmates must have told them so countless times in private.
Class monitor Meng Qiang was choked to the core, his face flushed slightly, before he could say anything more, his friend stepped forward and pulled him away from Song Yan's desk.
"Song Yan is very evil, don't make trouble for yourself..."
Meng Qiang's friend Chen Chengshu paused and turned his head suddenly, but it was because Song Yanhu raised his eyes to look over, with a very serious and weird gaze, but, he wasn't looking at him!
Song Yan looked away, Chen Chengshu's heart was still beating too excitedly for a long time before he calmed down, he was frightened by Song Yan.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Meng Qiang asked Chen Chengshu, turned around and couldn't help but glared at Song Yan. Could it be that Song Yan cast some evil spell on Chen Chengshu?
"No, it's nothing," Chen Chengshu shook his head, his heartbeat returned to normal, and everything around him was extremely normal.
In another 2 minutes, their homeroom teacher came in to talk, seniors and teachers of various subjects came in to talk, until they each received their graduation certificates and left, nothing unusual happened again, and Song Yan... the last time he went to school in the third year of high school, He still slept on his stomach.
"Dingling!" The bell rang in the evening when school was over, Song Yan pinched his earlobes, and sat up straight with his brows furrowed.
This time it was purely caused by his noisy classmates. At the end of the day, there was no silence in his ears.
"It's really noisy..." Song Yan whispered, and turned his head to look out the window. A round of red sun was hanging on the top of the mountain, and the real sunset time was not far away.
"It's getting dark." Song Yan whispered calmly, his expression indifferent as usual.
But the students in the classroom who hadn't finished their walk in time couldn't help shivering together. Song Yan's expression when he said this, ma'am...it was terrible!
In less than five seconds, the classroom was emptied, and the students who were stranded in the school were also dispersed in a very short time.
Song Yan picked up his backpack, left the classroom and went downstairs, but instead of going home the same way, he went around the mountain behind the school and went down the path to the side of the waterway embankment.
Over there, the old man Song was paddling a wooden boat from afar. Huang Po was wearing her standard thousand household rags and sat on a small bamboo stool in the center of the wooden boat. There was another bamboo stool in front of her, which was Song Yan's place. .
As the wooden boat approached, Song Yan jumped onto it, the boat swayed twice, and Song Yan was already seated.
"Hi-ho..." Old Man Song let out a deep and hoarse snort, and the wooden boat moved away from the embankment and headed downstream for Heisha Town.
Old man Song, his main job is a corpse picker, and his side job is the owner of a waste collection station.
The second is Huang Po, who has lived alone in an old stone house by the small river for 40 to [-] years. She is a great dancer, draws ghost charms, and has a face that is always whiter than flour.
Huang Po, the main job is a goddess, and the side job is the owner of a grocery store.
The third was Song Yan, who was separated from them by an earthen wall and lived next to each other for eight years, yet was still safe and sound.
Song Yan, eighteen years old, [-] tall, one pair of dark blue pupils of different colors, beautiful and incomparable.His young body and exquisite appearance would not make him a weird person, but he has a withdrawn personality and acts strangely. The older and more experienced people are, the more frightened they are when they see him.
And recently, he has a vague tendency to be promoted to the top of the three weirdos.It was rumored that he was about to inherit Huang Po and Old Man Song's main business.
Song Yan, a ghost talker with a main job and a student with a side job.
The three of them have a very clear definition of their main and sideline businesses. Whichever earns more money is the main business. Otherwise, it will not be so easy to make a living based on their interpersonal relationship in Xiaohe Town.
Old man Song's surname is Song, and Song Yan's surname is also Song. Except for Song Yan who borrowed old man Song's household registration to apply for an ID card, they have no blood relationship.
Song Yan is an orphan, or maybe an outcast.Eight years ago, he wandered to Xiaohe Town by chance, and set up a tent on the outskirts of Xiaohe Town to settle down, and became neighbors with old man Song and Mrs. Huang.
In the past eight years, the stone house, the thatched house and the cloth tent were replaced by three regular two-story brick houses. The only thing that remained unchanged was the two old walls that separated their houses.
According to Huang Po, the sand and stones on the two walls come from the bottom of the small river. They are the bed stones of the river god.
Of course, according to Song Yan, Huang Po was just talking nonsense.
That is, the three of them don't know how to share the cost of hiring workers to poach them. If they don't care about it, they will keep it.
"Ooh~oh!"
Xiao Hong, the big rooster of Mrs. Huang's family, jumped onto the wall, raised her head, and crowed in rhythmic rhythms.
When it sang the third sound, the window on the second floor of the brick building in the middle opened, and a young man with two bunches of dull hair on his forehead poked his head out with his eyes squinted.
At this time, the fine morning light pierced through the clouds and landed on the young man's face. The heterochromatic pupils were as magnificent as jewels, and had an almost bewitching aura, which was extremely beautiful.
The proud and self-satisfied Xiao Hong gracefully turned around, raised her head, and met Song Yan from the second floor.
"...Oh!" With a sound, Xiaohong's whole body froze, as if petrified, and fell directly back to Huangpo's side of the earth wall, and then there was another "plop", and the fall was quite solid.
"Oh! Aww!" Xiaohong continued to scream, her wings fluttered, her potential exploded, and she flew from the small gap in the window to Huang Po's room on the second floor, and then "swished" and got under Huang Po's bed. The frightening chirping sound was much quieter.
"Yes, how many times have I told you, don't provoke that master! Yes!"
Huang Po, who was woken up, began to swear routinely, which was quite rhythmic in line with Xiao Hong's still terrified "Aww".
In front of the window, the tired look on Song Yan's face dissipated a little, his brows slightly raised, and then he turned around in satisfaction.
This kind of situation that scares living things, Xiaohong is not an exception, Song Yan is completely worthy of the word "people and animals can't get close".
Of course, neither humans nor animals are willing to approach him, but he is very prone to attracting ghosts.
Inside the house, the warm morning light fell in, but the cold atmosphere still couldn't dissipate. Probably, his room was visited by ghosts again last night.
"When a cat is alive, what do you do if you don't take care of things by yourself, and worry about it endlessly after death?"
Song Yan pinched his earlobe, and fell asleep with the whispering sound of a nagging ghost last night. The quality of his sleep was extremely poor. He managed to sleep soundly in the morning, and woke up Xiaohong next door, so that he could have a good look at it. No wonder.
After brushing his teeth, washing his face, washing his hair and taking a shower, after 20 minutes, Song Yan grabbed his school uniform jacket and black backpack, went downstairs, locked the door, and walked towards Xiaohe Town Middle School.
Today is the last day for him to go to school after he is about to graduate in his third year of high school, and he will also receive his graduation certificate by the way.
As for Song Yan's college entrance examination results, it came out half a month ago, with a score of 644 in science.
In the past six years of schooling, Song Yan, who hadn't taken the exams a few times, just silently snatched away Xiaohe Town's top scorer in the college entrance examination.
Moreover, with such high scores, he didn't choose any good schools in big cities, so he filled in Ninetowns, which is less than 30 minutes away by car, as a choice of a middle-class university, the only choice.
However, Xiaohe Town will no longer be called Xiaohe Town in two months. Country people, but city people.
The boundary of the Jiucheng New District is in front of the river that can be included in the house of Song Yan and the three of them. , living near the water, the land they built their houses on is quite valuable!
"Song Yan, don't forget about your evening work!"
Huang Po's voice came from far behind, Song Yan raised his right hand and made a gesture to show that he did not forget.
He, Huang Po, and Old Man Song, the three of them work together as a team, Huang Po is in charge of pretending to be gods and ghosts to create an atmosphere, Old Man Song is in charge of most of the physical work, Song Yan is in charge of communicating with ghosts, understanding and meeting their needs, Afterwards they get reasonable compensation from it.
"Song Yan is here, Song Yan is here..." On the school road, Song Yan walked by, all kinds of human language and ghost language mixed together.
They glanced at Song Yan curiously or timidly, but there were not many people who actually went up to talk to Song Yan, and Song Yan was already able to ignore most of the big and small ghosts who came up to chatter.
"Song Yan, my wife..." A middle-aged male ghost leaned forward. He was one of the few male ghosts that Song Yan could not ignore.
Middle-aged male ghost.Occupation before death: teacher.Cause of death: Death from overwork.The root cause of his lingering ghost is that he misses his wife and his students, hesitating on the school road and hesitating...
Song Yan tried to resolve it, but it was useless. As long as Xiaohe Middle School is still there, he probably won't be able to leave.
"She remarried," Song Yan replied blankly, while counting silently in his heart, "1, 2, 3."
"Wow!" With a sound, the teacher male ghost howled...
Song Yan continued to move forward, passed through it, and finally went upstairs, and then answered the questions of the two student female ghosts. When the three ghosts cried together, he arrived at his classroom, and Gently pinched his earlobe.
"Song Yan, the real person doesn't show his face. I didn't expect your grades to be so good."
The young man in the same sports school uniform strode forward, folded his arms, and looked down at Song Yan from a height, with obvious sourness in his words.
He is the monitor of Class [-], Grade [-], and has been ranked number one in his age group for a long time. If it wasn't for Song Yan, Xiaohe Town's number one student in the college entrance examination would definitely fall on him.
"Well," Song Yan's eyes swept across the young man, and he paused for two seconds to retract. He nodded lightly, indicating that he accepted the sentence, and there was no intention in his expression to continue chatting with the young man.
Song Yan's learning ability is extremely strong. He didn't go to elementary school. He studied by himself for two years, and started studying directly from the first grade of junior high school. Even so, he has been in school for six years, but his impression of his classmates is very weak.
He was disturbed by all kinds of ghosts at night, and it was difficult to sleep well. Occasionally, he had to go out to work at night with the old man Huang Song. The communication between the classmates in six years is almost zero.
Song Yan didn't feel sorry for this, he was special after all, and having too much contact with him was not a good thing for his classmates.
Not only did Song Yan think so, the elders of his classmates must have told them so countless times in private.
Class monitor Meng Qiang was choked to the core, his face flushed slightly, before he could say anything more, his friend stepped forward and pulled him away from Song Yan's desk.
"Song Yan is very evil, don't make trouble for yourself..."
Meng Qiang's friend Chen Chengshu paused and turned his head suddenly, but it was because Song Yanhu raised his eyes to look over, with a very serious and weird gaze, but, he wasn't looking at him!
Song Yan looked away, Chen Chengshu's heart was still beating too excitedly for a long time before he calmed down, he was frightened by Song Yan.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Meng Qiang asked Chen Chengshu, turned around and couldn't help but glared at Song Yan. Could it be that Song Yan cast some evil spell on Chen Chengshu?
"No, it's nothing," Chen Chengshu shook his head, his heartbeat returned to normal, and everything around him was extremely normal.
In another 2 minutes, their homeroom teacher came in to talk, seniors and teachers of various subjects came in to talk, until they each received their graduation certificates and left, nothing unusual happened again, and Song Yan... the last time he went to school in the third year of high school, He still slept on his stomach.
"Dingling!" The bell rang in the evening when school was over, Song Yan pinched his earlobes, and sat up straight with his brows furrowed.
This time it was purely caused by his noisy classmates. At the end of the day, there was no silence in his ears.
"It's really noisy..." Song Yan whispered, and turned his head to look out the window. A round of red sun was hanging on the top of the mountain, and the real sunset time was not far away.
"It's getting dark." Song Yan whispered calmly, his expression indifferent as usual.
But the students in the classroom who hadn't finished their walk in time couldn't help shivering together. Song Yan's expression when he said this, ma'am...it was terrible!
In less than five seconds, the classroom was emptied, and the students who were stranded in the school were also dispersed in a very short time.
Song Yan picked up his backpack, left the classroom and went downstairs, but instead of going home the same way, he went around the mountain behind the school and went down the path to the side of the waterway embankment.
Over there, the old man Song was paddling a wooden boat from afar. Huang Po was wearing her standard thousand household rags and sat on a small bamboo stool in the center of the wooden boat. There was another bamboo stool in front of her, which was Song Yan's place. .
As the wooden boat approached, Song Yan jumped onto it, the boat swayed twice, and Song Yan was already seated.
"Hi-ho..." Old Man Song let out a deep and hoarse snort, and the wooden boat moved away from the embankment and headed downstream for Heisha Town.
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