[football] this god

"And then you just disappeared?"

Cristiano was watching the rain in Scotland when he received the text message from Messi, listening to the seemingly humble but boastful Sir Sir to tell his old friends about his little boy's exploits.

——"You should pay more attention to Cristiano's header. I suspect that Du Hei [1] doesn't know what air supremacy is, because he doesn't even know the height of the vertical jump when Cristiano headers." Jazz Time said so.

"In Scotland—unless you don't count Scotland as 'the world'." Cristiano replied, "Sir took me to Scotland, and he's bragging to old friends now."

"Then let's talk about it when you have time, anyway, I just want to congratulate you again." Leo thinks that playing with a mobile phone in a social environment is a very anti-social thing-although he himself is usually quite anti-social.

"You can say right now, I just made an excuse to go to the bathroom—oh my God, I think Jazz's old friend's wife is going to 'introduce me to a nice girl' if I sit any longer."

"Then you become" the stupid boy who hugged the goddess for the first time." Messi actually described him with what Cristiano used to describe the Champions League final - Cristiano became more and more convinced that Harvey and Harvey have been together for so many years. Iniesta is blind to think Messi is a good baby.

Again, it is estimated that among the people in the world who really understand Messi, only Harvey firmly believes that Messi is the best and best-behaved baby in the world, and Cristiano should be the best and best-behaved baby in the world Bao Bao was ruthlessly slandered just because he was a member of the opponent's family.

"First, don't replace Leo; second, make Leo happy." - It is said that this is the earnest teaching given by Guardiola when an Argentine coach went to the Nou Camp.

Whether Guardiola was "fearful that his children would be wronged in the national team" or just stated a fact at that time, the specifics cannot be tested-anyway, it is impossible for Cristiano to ask Guardiola next time he goes to the Nou Camp. Diola, in that case, he probably wouldn't want to set foot on the land of Madrid alive.

But in any case, Cristiano felt that this incident meant something.

For example: In fact, Messi is not a good boy like Cristiano.

Besides—it's terrible, such an old person is still treated as a baby.

Cristiano, who was a "mature big man" from "very early on", despised Messi.

"Believe it or not, but I'm not you, boy." Cristiano was determined to defend his dignity in this regard.

Although it is meaningless, and from the perspective of "this life", Messi is not wrong at all.

But the dignity of a man is a very wonderful thing.

Leo snorted, "If you're really not me", then why do you have time to reply to my text messages every time? ”—Leo may have a God’s perspective even when he’s not on the court.

Cristiano stared at this reply for a long time.

"I took the precious time chatting with the girls to reply you, why don't you appreciate Dade?"

"The premise is: you really know a girl who can chat with human language in the usual sense, not only with body language."

"As a minor, your implication just now is very 'adult'." Cristiano shot back.

"Just be honest." Leo tapped the phone with a straw for drinking iced tea in his mouth. "So you're angry? You just don't know a girl who can 'talk'."

"Do you know?" Cristiano snorted.

He knows Messi too well, Messi is very boring, and he can marry a wife...

Hey, wait... Wife?

"Nonsense." Leo arrogantly expressed his "superiority" as a man of taste.

"Hehe, then go chat with your girlfriend!"

"She has a boyfriend...don't use your dirty life experience to speculate on me and Antonella." Leo sarcastically returned.

Cristiano forgave Messi's arrogance with the tolerance of a European champion, "So what do you have to be proud of? Shouldn't bachelors encourage each other?"

"At least I have better taste."

"Hehe, I'll tell you later, I've been in the bathroom for too long, I have to go back." Cristiano tragically finished typing this line, pushed open the door of the bathroom and mustered up the courage to go back.

"Have you seen the Everton game? Of course, you should have seen it-" Jazz saw Cristiano come back and smiled at him, and then continued his speech, "I have always told Cristiano that Manchester United only loves The most manly man, but I didn't expect him to be so good—compared with him, all the stars in the audience are overshadowed."

Cristiano felt ashamed of such flattery.

"And the European Cup final—seriously, who was the last one who could perform so well in the final of an international competition at this age? Pele? Is there anyone else?" Jazz didn't feel that he said anything strange Words-but to be honest, this is already very strange, after all, it is even more outrageous than "Pelé was 17 years old and took the World Cup with Cristiano to play in the Champions League".

Bailey: I didn't intend to use your son as a background board, don't talk about me, thank you.

However, all those present were old friends of the Jazz. Apart from "laughing" at Jazz's bragging a little bit in good faith, they didn't have a particularly exaggerated reaction-there was no exaggerated reaction, and this is the most exaggerated part.

Cristiano is familiar with this - not because they are particularly tolerant, but because... they are used to it!

"Chris, my son, the Golden Boot in the Primary League." Cristiano once boasted of his son in front of old friends, "I swear by the great Cristiano Ronaldo - I even saw him in Zurich. On the podium, he said to the people in the audience: Please, please be creative, don’t give me this crap all the time, the fuel money for the plane is expensive, and it’s too uneconomical to make such a trip every year. It can’t be done all at once Give me ten years."

His old friends rolled their eyes at first, but in the end they became adept at laughing at him while adding sugar cubes to their black tea.

Experience this psychological transformation yourself.

He didn't want to know how Jazz was bragging when he didn't hear it.

"Maybe there is Maradona." An old friend of Jazz joked Jazz, "Come on, I know that's what you want to say-"Cristiano, yes yes yes, the latest kid I bought , you don’t get it, this kid treats Leo like a Championship substitute in training.”Seriously, does our esteemed Mr. Ferdinand know what his manager says about him? "

Ferdinand: [Smile cannot load.gif]

——This is obviously Jazz's closest circle of friends. He can say anything to them, and he completely trusts them not to reveal any strange things to outsiders.

"In short, he is flawless in your eyes." Another old gentleman said, "If you go on talking, I can't help but ring the alarm."

"Of course he's not perfect." Jazz looked at Cristiano, as if his conscience had decided to be humble.

The others showed an expression of "It's over, he's coming again" at the same time-Cristiano didn't want to ask what kind of painful lessons they had experienced.

"It's just that I can't think of his imperfection for a while." Cristiano remembers saying this to his son in front of others.

"But I haven't found any imperfections in him yet." Jazz smiled reservedly.

The three old men on the opposite side whose combined age was close to [-] years old hissed very inappropriately for their age.

"Maybe he has a very unpleasant girlfriend," suggested the wife of one of Sir's old friends, "that's what happens to young boys, they meet very pretty girls, and... my son that's it."

Her husband cooperatively took off his reading glasses and pretended to wipe his eyes.

"Then you are wrong, my esteemed lady." The Sir confidently picked up his small teacup in a steady posture, "My Cristiano is a very discerning young man——Cristiano , tell me about that little Argentinian girl."

This time it was Cristiano's turn that the smile could not be loaded.

"Sir, that Argentine brat actually..." Cristiano tried in vain to explain.

Jazz looked at him meaningfully and shook his head with a smile, "Do you know Ryan, what is the most admirable thing about our lovely Mr. Giggs?"

The Jazz usually don't call their players that way, and Cristiano thinks it's not a big deal.

"When Ryan heard you invited the girl, he bought a ticket to the same stand from a scalper for a thousand pounds - and guess what? He told me it was a girl in a hoodie and Jeans, girl with shoulder-length hair. Although he didn’t see her face, but Cristiano, a girl who wears a hoodie and jeans on a date is definitely not a bad kid.”

Cristiano gaped.

What can he do?

He was going to buy a razor clipper and sneak into Barcelona to shave Messi's head.

Oh no, let's get rid of Mr. Giggs before that.

The author has something to say: 【1】Du Hei, a military theorist, air supremacy is to fight for high altitude