[football] this god

God is fair. The Premier League started earlier than others and ended earlier. After winning the FA Cup, the club celebrated briefly and then announced the holiday arrangement, and then everyone can herd sheep.

"Where are you going on vacation? Back to Portugal?" Jazz walked up to Cristiano with a smile and asked.

The alarm bells rang in Cristiano's heart-he was too familiar with this drama, and he had experienced it many times at Manchester United.But the facts have warned him countless times, no matter how long the alarm bell rings at this time, he still has to answer, after all, this is Jazz, "Uh, maybe go on vacation or something..."

"To Argentina?" Jazz continued to ask with a smile.

…It was the fault of the Argentinian sweetheart again——Cristiano knew without asking, “No…that yerba mate tea was sent by a friend…an acquaintance of mine.”

—No, they are not friends, thank you.

Jazz showed an expression of "Yeah, yeah, you are just acquaintances" - this expression is too familiar, Cristiano has repeatedly shown this expression after his little Chris was ten years old, watching him bring back "Do homework together / The little girl who reads/discusses groupwork.

—but at least his little Chris brought home a pretty sweet little girl.

"No, not going to Argentina..." Cristiano gave up the explanation and directly denied, "Maybe go to Ibiza. Just stay for a few days, and then go to the national team, the European Cup year, you know."—— That is Cristiano's traditional vacation choice, where he has preferred accommodation hotels, restaurants, and even his yachts have relatively fixed berths in the "back then".For a star of Cristiano's level, it is very important for a vacation to have a place that is familiar with and can be assured of privacy.

Although even with a certain degree of privacy, his vacation was still exposed almost entirely under the lens of the media... But in any case, Ibiza is a destination he likes with confidence.

"Don't do bad things." Jazz patted Cristiano on the shoulder with a smile, and then walked away with happy steps, "Don't be sorry for that girl—that's a really good girl."

Cristiano: ...

However, before going on vacation, basically all clubs have a routine schedule that must be followed-the dinner after the season.

"Steak and mixed strawberry and raspberry juice, lemon instead of mint leaves." —— Before picking up the menu at the restaurant, Giggs quickly ordered for Cristiano, "I knew you wanted to choose this, but you Why don't you give it a try..."

He accuses Cristiano of this.

"Shut up, Ryan," Keane cut him dry - Giggs shut up.

"Although Jazz didn't say it, I can see that he is not very satisfied with this season." Keane started today's "conversation" after ordering food-a very official summary, "An FA Cup is not very important for Manchester United. It’s something to be proud of, but it’s also not something to be gratified about. We’re going to hit a bigger goal next season.”

"My God..." Ferdinand groaned, clearly despairing of the weighty subject, but... yes, he didn't dare blame Keane.

Apparently everyone else thought so too.

A long table, only Cristiano nodded empathetically, "That's right—hey, Leo, why are you poking me? I'm not wrong!"

Keane glared at Ferdinand, who was trying to avoid the subject, and then nodded approvingly at Cristiano, "You've done a good job this season, but next season you'll have to do better, you remember when you came to Manchester United to change clothes Did you make any promises when you were in the room?"

Cristiano clearly realized that Keane was implying something, but sorry, it was months ago, and he said a lot of words every day, he really didn't know that Keane was implying the line, "Uh... ...I promise..." - Well, Keane's complexion is not very good, it seems that this is a very serious question, if he can't remember it, it is very likely that Keane will directly make him today's main course meat Pie out.

Cristiano racked his brains for memories.

Ferdinand cleared his throat, tugged on Cristiano's sleeve under the table and pointed quietly in the direction of Van Nistelrooy as he looked over.

God bless Rio Ferdinand!

"Golden Boot!" Cristiano said loudly, "Yes, of course! Next season I will make Ruud the European Golden Boot!"

...It's the Premier League Golden Boot, my little ancestor...Ferdinand covered his face sadly at this big talk.

Ruud froze for a moment, then couldn't help shaking his head and laughing—he knew why Keane had to hold the season summary meeting during the dinner.Because Keane wants to give Cristiano a chance and resolve a little gap between them.

This is likely to be the message that the Jazz asked him to convey again: now is not the time to compete for positions, and now Manchester United's main striker is still him, and Cristiano is just his midfield support-the Jazz don't like people to make trouble, but they don't like it. I like the turbulence of the team.

Van Nistelrooy isn't a bad kid, he's just worried about his position and playing time, but that's easy to fix -- because as of the foreseeable future, it's never been an issue.

Cristiano must have understood too.

"If I win the European Golden Boot next season, I'll eat a bowl of haggis, but what if I don't?" Van Nistelrooy asked Cristiano half-jokingly.

Cristiano had no way out, he closed his eyes, "Then I'll eat a bowl of haggis!"

Keane seemed to show a smile, and even tolerated Giggs' protests that they had humiliated Haggis in this way.

The atmosphere in the restaurant is much more relaxed.

No one likes trouble, everyone likes peace-even if this peace itself is not strong enough.

"By the way, have any of you bought tickets for the Champions League final?" Giggs took his salad from the waiter and picked up a small piece of tomato to taste. "It's too difficult to buy, I can't buy it at all." ——But to be honest, I really want to see it live, and this year is likely to be the dark horse of Porto. It would be a pity to miss such a once-in-a-century spectacle.”

Cristiano felt no pity at all.

"What about the national team? Have you forgotten the European Cup this summer? It will be assembled by then."

"For the final, there is no problem with taking half a day off - the national team will definitely organize to watch the final that day, you know, this is the usual practice. No player wants to miss the final."

"Okay, but anyway, you have to ask Cristiano when it comes to tickets," Ferdinand said, putting his arm around Cristiano's shoulders, "Don't forget that he has a common agent with Mr. Mourinho. Man - Hey Cristiano, don't make that look, now the whole world will know you don't like Mr Mourinho."

Cristiano showed a smirk, "Jorge gave me two tickets - he can't go because of something, do you want to go?"

Giggs' eyes were burning, and he nodded frantically—the others also looked at Cristiano reservedly, shyly but with clear intentions.

For God's sake, that's the biggest dark horse in the Champions League so far. If he really wins, then Mourinho will be able to rank among the top coaches before all other coaches of the same generation-it's a pity not to watch such a big excitement ?

"Cristiano, go by yourself."

However, Keane only said one sentence, and the faces of others completely fell down-"It's not fair, Roy, Cristiano said he didn't want to go, and he didn't like Mourinho. So why not let He gave us the ticket? And he has to go to the Portuguese national team to report, young people can’t just ask for leave.” Giggs took the lead in defending the possibility of watching the show.

Although he felt in his heart that if Ferdinand asked for a ticket, he would not be able to beat Ferdinand with Cristiano.

But 1% is better than 0.

What's more, he can also bribe Ferdinand to give him a ticket.

"Cristiano needs to learn. Anyone can understand this kind of leave," Keane said. "After all, watching the top games will help him grow-you have no room for growth. And, Cristiano , your distaste for Mourinho is illogical, you keep denying him, but the fact is that he is a good coach and you have to learn to admit that."

Why should I learn?I don't need it at all!Cristiano wanted to refute.

"I can understand Cristiano," Ferdinand said suddenly.

Cristiano felt as if something big was going to happen, but he couldn't think of it all at once, so he had to look at him very vigilantly.

"His little girlfriend loves Mr. Mourinho too much—a man's jealousy, Roy, don't underestimate this." Ferdinand was proud of his intelligence, "Our Cristiano is a big boy!"

——"I see." A burst of laughter erupted from the entire long table.

Cristiano blushed all of a sudden, and without thinking about it, he said loudly: "That's not true! Just watch it! I'll bring that Argentine to watch with me!"

There was a moment of silence in the private room.

……

and many more……

Something seems wrong... what did he say just now...

Is it too late for him to pretend to pass out and lose his memory?

作者有话要说：ronny快嫁我扔了1个地雷投掷时间：2017-06-1510：22：44

ronny快嫁我扔了1个地雷投掷时间：2017-06-1512：33：31

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