[football] this god

A draw against Espanyol can only be regarded as a small setback in the league, but in fact the impact of this setback is not limited to the league - as Puyol mentioned in November As they said, the purpose of their efforts to expand their advantages in the league is to concentrate more energy on the next Champions League games.

Although Puyol's words at the time were nothing more than a small excuse, but what this sentence itself contains is indeed the natural truth of football games-whether they are willing to accept it or not, the next Barcelona players are fighting for the championship on two lines The most important April really realized the truth of this sentence.

But before telling the story of April, there is another small episode on Valentine's Day that I have to mention.

On the night of Valentine's Day this year, Cristiano and Rio beat up their league opponents and Champions League knockout competitors in different places in Europe-"an impressive night, I have to say." Mendes afterwards This satirizes Cristiano and Leo.

But in general, at least Cristiano and Leo are quite satisfied with the game that day and the following things as the parties involved.

Don't get me wrong, there is no weird plot, in fact, they just left their teammates and coach together after both games were over, flew quietly to Paris, and rented a Senna through the hard work of Mr. Mendes Cruise on the river - "No one will find out, as long as you two don't go crazy standing on the deck watching the night view, I will tip the staff on the boat very generously, maybe tens of thousands of euros, and let them promise that they will never Go into the cabin." Mendes said very depressed.

Cristiano thanked Mendes 12, but it may not seem to be working.

After all, Mr. Mendez was just madly telling him to "shut up, shut up, shut up! Cristiano, shut up before I go to sex."

Cristiano chose to keep his mouth shut.

——"Then I really didn't expect that you would be willing to help this kind of help. What is this? Pimping? But to be honest, there are still many things that I didn't expect," Jazz was forced to accept When gossiping, he commented like this, "For example, I actually never thought that the two of them could actually be together for so long."

"I didn't expect that either. I thought that they would not be able to stand each other after playing together for two days, and then they would break up." Mendes said, "But in fact, I have to admit that they are getting closer and closer. The better - honestly, Cristiano... it's not that I'm kidding him, he's not exactly a guy who sits around."

Jazz sighed, "Isn't it? I expected those wild models to work harder or something. But I really didn't expect them to be so disappointing."

"They are very competitive, but there is no way, Cristiano is like a bewitched." Mendes said, "I can't say it, some girls want to sit directly on his lap, but he actually smiled and said" Miss, there is a chair beside you." "

"Sorry, but what is "Gu"? " Sir asked very politely.

Mendez: ...the generation gap.

"Forget it, forget about it—so are they crazy? Why are they going to Paris? Can't they go on a date in the dark sewers like all cheating people do?" Sir asked, obviously, he still Has a very strong prejudice against Mr. Messi.

A welcome stereotype, Mr. Mendes thought.

"The two of them have a portrait that needs a meeting." Mr. Mendes began his journey of solving puzzles, and shared the gossip about the portrait that he didn't like to hear at the beginning - Jazz also thought it was very unpleasant. up.

"You shouldn't have told me." Jazz said dryly, "I thought that people who have been together for seven or eight years are old couples, and there will be no such childish so-called romantic behaviors."

Mendes felt even more that he couldn’t be blind alone, so he decided to continue feeding the Jazz, “Actually, Cristiano made a special preparation—can you imagine? Cristiano actually asked me to buy it for them.” Roses and delivery from the best restaurant in Paris. The scariest thing is, that restaurant doesn’t deliver, so can you imagine how much it cost me to convince them?”

"But it's Cristiano's card anyway." Jazz reminded Mr. Mendes appropriately.

"That's true," Mendez agreed, "it's his card anyway."

——Cristiano booked the roses, but Mr. Mendes got one thing wrong: not all the money for the roses, cruises and takeaways he booked was for Cristiano alone, but half of it was for Leo.

"So are you serious? Mr. Macy, you insist on asking me for dating money like a primary school student?" Cristiano asked Leo at the time, looking at the takeaway and roses on the table, "I still don't What’s the importance of knowing this—and seriously, won’t the bank suspect you of withdrawing tens of thousands of euros from the bank at a time? How many people still take cash instead of online transfers these days?”

Leo's expression told Cristiano that he was annoyed by him, but Leo answered the question anyway, "I always keep some cash at home-although it's usually useless, but just in case."

"Sounds like something people from my dad's generation would do." Cristiano laughed at Leo. "My dad likes to save a few thousand euros at home. He doesn't trust banks."

Leo felt that this conversation was even more meaningless, and he flicked the spaghetti on the plate without speaking.

Cristiano pursued the victory and tried to defeat Leo in one fell swoop, "It is impossible for any modern person to do such a thing. It is a shame. It is as if someone insisted on lighting candles in the era of electric lights-isn't it A little weird?"

Leo looked at Cristiano blankly, still not speaking.

Cristiano thought he had won so much that Leo had nothing to say, so he began to exult, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't admit defeat in this matter. Because after all, you are not a modern person." It's completely real, so real it's undeniable."

Leo rubbed his forehead and put down the fork in his hand, "Okay, I just finished a game and I'm sleepy - take your time for supper, I'm going to sleep first."

Cristiano froze for a moment, feeling that something was wrong—he scratched his wise chin, but he still didn't quite understand. After thinking about it for a while, he saw that Leo was really going to leave, so he stopped him before thinking about it.

"We haven't met, don't you want to have a supper with me?" Cristiano blinked and asked the "scumbag" Leo.

Leo turned his head to look at Cristiano's hand holding his wrist, then looked at Cristiano's innocent expression, thought for a while, and sighed, "But I don't like talking to you when I'm having supper. Discuss who's modernization."

Cristiano scratched his chin again. "Just chatting," he muttered.

Leo looked at him with a speechless expression, but in fact he still spoke, "How did you... like winning so much that you found a girlfriend?"

"First, you also like to win. Didn't you find a tolerant person like me? Second, when did I say that I had a girlfriend? You are slandering." Cristiano thought very confidently that he He never mentioned his "historical problems", and he felt that he might be able to get some dirty benefits by relying on this wave of counterattacks.

Leo looked down at Cristiano, "That time, also in Paris, when we were waiting in line for the cruise ship, you put your hand on my neck and said your ex-girlfriend liked it when you did it."

Cristiano was tongue-tied—he really didn't remember it, and he didn't expect Leo to say it so clearly that he didn't even remember it.

But fortunately, Cristiano quickly reacted, "But they all disappeared in the end, but you still kept in touch with Antonella—you even admitted that you said you wanted to marry her."

Leo got a little angry, "They"?You didn't tell me it was a plural noun.And besides, I was a child when I told Antonella, and Anton was getting married! "

"But I didn't promise to marry any of them. You made a promise—although it didn't work out in the end, but it always happened. Thinking about it this way, I still lost money. You have to make corresponding compensation and prove that you are right. I feel guilty," Cristiano argued.

Leo was still arguing seriously, but when he heard this, he knew that Mr. Ronaldo was going to start routine tricks again, "I don't have any apologies to you, and speaking of it last time, you clearly promised me to give me the initiative this time." — that’s when you last had to ask me to show you a jigsaw puzzle a fan sent me.”

Cristiano was at a loss for words at the moment, but when he rolled his eyes, a trick came to his mind immediately, "Of course I will give you the initiative."

Leo felt that there must be something wrong with Cristiano agreeing so happily, he frowned and looked at Cristiano, "Really?"

Cristiano looked hurt, "You don't believe me."

"I trust you and it doesn't end well every time." Leo replied with a straight face.

Cristiano gave up pretending to be pitiful, stood up and put his arms around Leo's waist, and whispered his plan in his ear for a while.

Leo stepped back a little, looked at Cristiano with a half-smile, and said after a few seconds, "Then what are you waiting for?"

——"Sure enough, it was an impressive night."

Afterwards, Cristiano responded with sarcasm about what Mr Mendes called an "impressive night".

Mr. Mendes looked at his shit expression, decided to go to church with Jazz next time, and prayed that Ronaldo and Messi would break up.

The author has something to say: [Juventus large-scale star chasing scene 5] [Melo is not reborn in the joke]

Mr. Bentancur brought his favorite yerba mate to the scene on the day of his return to training, and prepared to give it to Ronaldo as a meeting gift.

"But I bet Ronaldo won't like it," Dybala replied regretfully to Bentancur's message when he heard the idea. "I heard he doesn't like yerba mate."

"Are you collecting information behind my back? Are you still human?" Mr. Bentancur accused Mr. Dybala of cheating.

"No, Leo took the initiative to tell me."

"Which Leo...? Is it the one I thought?"

"Yes, the jewel of silence in Barcelona, ​​the king of cold violence in Argentina, the greatest mute in the history of world football-Mr. Rio Messi." Dybala said.

The story is like this.

——"It's true, I swear, Ronaldo is coming to Juventus! God, how many people have dreamed of this scene? At least I have been dreaming of me assisting him every day recently." Mr. Dybala was in the Argentine team at the time The restaurant of the hotel where he stayed in Russia said to his teammates, "I have bought a large gift box of the best brand of Argentinian yerba mate tea as a meeting gift for him."

"You'd better shut up, Leo doesn't like to hear this." Aguero reminded the young man very kindly, "He has been in a bad mood recently, and if you let him hear this, he will be even angrier, and then you can Appreciate a real mute."

- Then Dybala looked behind Aguero and politely asked Messi good morning.

——Messi looked at Dybala and ignored Aguero at all.

This is not very common. After all, if there is only one person in the world who can get a "good morning" from Mr. Messi on a regular basis, it is definitely Mr. Aguero.

But he ignored Aguero today-Aguero knew he was right, and Mr. Messi was really angry.

"He doesn't like yerba mate," Messi told Dybala stiffly. "Ronaldo doesn't like this, don't waste your time."

"Although it's pitiful to be caught, I still have to ask a question." Mr. Bentancur politely said that he wanted to ask a question when he heard this.

Dybala agreed.

"How does Messi know that Ronaldo doesn't like to drink yerba mate? Do they know each other?" Mr. Bentancur asked.

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Dybala was lost in thought.