[football] this god

"Messi won the Ballon d'Or for the second time, and thanked Maradona when receiving the award!"

"A special person! Messi expresses his affection for the head coach of the national team!"

"Maradona was interviewed after the award ceremony and called Messi my good boy!"

"The story of Maradona and Messi's national team revealed: the Argentine boy who grew up in the arms of the king"

The melon eaters on Reddit were also ignited by this story, but their comments were very strange.

""The Argentine boy who grew up in the arms of the king of the ball"-is this subtitle trying to kill me?Ask the reporter to look at Maradona's two tyrannosaur arms and tell me again, can he really hold the child? "

"T-rex, that's the best description I've ever heard of Maradona, at least one of the best - fire-breathing at every turn, and very short arms."

"Short, but useful, worth a World Cup."

"But seriously, Tyrannosaurus rex would be moved to cry...so he and Messi are in love? Oh my god, it's unimaginable, what am I talking about..."

"Let's say they are father and son... I'd rather imagine a Tyrannosaurus rex holding a child."

Cristiano looked at the online comments with a candy cane that Leo gave him in the bathroom before leaving Zurich, laughed so hard that he almost choked on the candy cane, "Jorge, you should see this - please, don't be serious Face, look at this, it's so funny, can you imagine a tyrannosaurus rex holding a baby? God, I'm dying of laughter just thinking about it."

Mr. Mendes looked at Cristiano somberly, without saying a word—well, it was clear that Mr. Mendes didn't think the incident was funny at all.Or at least, he didn't find it funny any more than he was annoyed now.

Cristiano looked at Mendes, of course he knew what Mendes was angry about, so Cristiano shut up quietly, then silently turned over on the sofa, turned his back to Mendes and stopped looking at him, as if In this way, Mendes will not be angry.

But of course, Mr. Mendez was still pissed, coughed, wanted Cristiano to pay attention, and looked at himself to apologize or something—at least an apology.

But Cristiano didn't. Cristiano pretended nothing happened and nested up without speaking. His sofa was like his desert, and he himself was an ostrich about 1.8 meters high.

Mr. Mendez snorted, "Cristiano, you have to face this, it's not funny at all - you can't pretend nothing happened, you know what happened here, or I wouldn't have met someone You can’t even laugh about Tyrannosaurus Rex holding a baby! You know that!”

Cristiano sighed, sat up obediently, and faced Mendes—although he was downcast, but to be honest, Mendes felt that his downcast was not because he knew he had done something wrong, but just because he felt I'm going to be trained, so I'm a little down.

Mendes was even angrier. If it wasn't because Cristiano was so tall and strong that he couldn't beat him anymore, Mendes would have tried his best to beat up Cristiano.

"I have been telling you before, but what have you done? Isn't all this worth reflecting on?" Mendes asked Cristiano.

Cristiano's expression told Mendes that he didn't intend to reflect, and Cristiano's answer also proved that he didn't intend to - Cristiano shook his head directly, "I don't think so, Jorge, you should know what I did All of this is just human nature. You can't count on two...you know, right? Do you think it's unexpected that this happened to us?!"

Mendes couldn't believe that Cristiano could talk such bullshit to him so confidently.

"Shameless! Shameless!" Mendes couldn't help lamenting the decline of the world and the decline of people's hearts.

But even though Cristiano heard this comment, he still didn't reflect on it, "Jorge, I didn't do anything-of course, of course, your approach is also perfect, it is simply a model among agents, Jorge , I have to compliment you and your flawless ability to work. I just couldn't love you more."

Mendez was not appeased at all, in fact he was even more annoyed.

After all, Cristiano's response made him have to recall his previous tragic experience.

——There was a certain break between the awards ceremony and the previous press conference. When Leo left the press conference, he said to Harvey in front of Mendes and Cristiano: "I'm going to the bathroom. , you go to the lounge first, I'll be there later."

This is a very common sentence, and the reason why he said it in front of Mendes is only because Mendes just happened to be standing here waiting for them—of course, Leo also knew how cold he was to the reporters just now Violence caused trouble for Mendes. He said he was going to the bathroom, and he also wanted to avoid Mendes' bitter face later.

Mendez sighed.

In fact, even if Leo was cold and violent to the reporters at the press conference, Mendes did not dare to say too much. After all, Leo is not Cristiano, and he does not have a deep personal relationship with him. Sample.

But Leo slipped away anyway.

At this time, Cristiano was also worried that Mendes would fail to force Leo and would turn around and complain to himself, so he rolled his eyes and immediately escaped by urinating.

Harvey looked at the backs of Leo and Cristiano running away one after another, and then at Mendes who was standing there helplessly, "Mr. Mendes, if I were you, I would follow, after all, to be honest , I can’t stand Leo’s cold and violent reporters at the press conference—I support you to teach him a lesson.”

Of course, Harvey is certainly not a messenger of justice, he just wants to see if Mendes dares to force Leo.

After Harvey finished speaking, he waved his hand and fled.

Mendes thought about it, but he still didn't dare to push Mr. Messi - he asked the team leaders of Leo and Cristiano to go to the lounge to wait for the players to come back, while he waited in the corridor and took care of some things .

But after waiting for 10 minutes, the two still didn't come back, and the FIFA staff had already come to check with them on the waiting process.

The staff of the team said they were going to the toilet to arrest people, but Mendes was very vigilant. He was worried that the two bad boys were hiding in the toilet and doing something shameful, so he said with a smirk that he didn't need the team to do anything , He happened to be going to the bathroom, so he could catch them back by the way.

The staff scratched their heads, saying that you are the boss and you have the final say.

Mr. Mendez rushed to the toilet and saw the cleaning sign in front of the door. His heart trembled, and he made countless bad guesses in an instant. He looked around to see if there was no one around. Actions open the door, enter the door, close the door - all in one go.

Mr. Mendez was ready for the worst, but when he took a deep breath and turned his head to face the heartache of his life, he found——

Two Golden Globe-winning gentlemen sat on the sink, facing him and blinking at him.

Seeing them so cute, Mendes was almost pissed off.

"Why did you put up a sign when you were just sitting and chatting?" Mendes didn't dare to ask Leo, so he could only question Cristiano.

Cristiano Picca blinked his eyes, "Keep it secret! Why can't we put up a sign while chatting? No, Jorge, what do you think we are doing in the bathroom with the sign up?"

Mr. Mendez choked, and then rekindled his momentum. "What did I think? I didn't think why! I just want to tell you guys, don't go to the bathroom in Zurich to chat! It's too easy to be found!"

"Mr. Mendez, I think you should reflect on yourself." Leo spoke slowly and joined the battle.

Mendes didn't dare to yell at Leo, but he still didn't expect to be beaten up.

"Excuse me sir, what did you say?"

"Wait! Jorge, you never cared that I was called Mr.! You are the difference..." Cristiano appeared to disrupt the order.

"Shut up!" Mr. Mendes yelled.

"I think there's something unhealthy in your head," Leo pointed to his head, "a bit nasty, IMHO - I just had a few words with Ronaldo and didn't waste much time."

Mr. Mendez thinks that Mr. Macy Jr. is purely provocative. It is obvious that they did something wrong, but they still jump out and talk about him?Isn't it because you have a lot of bad deeds and too many dark histories?

"I don't know what obscene content you are talking about. I am just afraid that you will fight for the Golden Globes. As for what obscene things you are thinking, I think this is something you need to reflect on." Mendes was straightforward.

——"All in all, you still won the verbal battle, you should be happy, Jorge." Cristiano tried to comfort Mendes.

Mr. Mendez did not speak.

"Oh yes, and do you know what Messi said later? He said, "I finally know how your strong words were developed. It turned out to be random."Hahahahahahaha, it's funny! ’ Cristiano tried to tease Mr Mendes.

But instead of laughing, Mr. Mendez got angrier.

"I don't have a son like you!" Mr. Mendes yelled.

At this time, the old Mr. Aveiro, who happened to pass by the door and only heard such an endless sentence, frowned.