[football] this god

Friends on Reddit took issue with Leo's ball.

"He shouldn't be doing it, he's bullying other people on the field."

"But you have to look at this matter from the perspective of Barcelona fans. They will think that Mr. Messi is full of romantic feelings-although he is dumb, he is undoubtedly better at talking about love than Wilde."

"That's true, my boyfriend was excited all night for Messi's goal."

"Excuse me, is there a woman in this place?"

"No, there's just a dick who pretends to have a girlfriend and pretends to be the girlfriend of his fantasy."

"Having said that, don't discuss such boring things as men and women. I personally think that Messi's ball is just to show off his talent and ability. This is undoubtedly unfair to other players. He can't insult like this. other people."

"Very reasonable, so I think people like him should break their own legs to comfort the glass hearts of some useless guys." - A Barcelona fan replied sarcastically to the previous comment, and got A whole bunch of light ups and a whole bunch of other similar jokes.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, look, Barcelona fans are as rude as you Barcelona people, what do you mean by "useless guy"?I have to say that Milan's players should be considered first-class players, if not the best in the world.How ridiculous of you to call them useless fellows. "Cristiano commented on the message when he read it here.

Leo was working on a puzzle on the iPad screen, and he just shrugged his shoulders when he heard Cristiano pressing the Barcelona fans, "The fans are all the same, and the Real Madrid fans like to say something after you score frequently." Ronaldo one The number of league goals in a season is equivalent to the three relegation teams in La Liga combined" bullshit - so shut up. "

Cristiano was dissatisfied. Cristiano's big eyeballs rolled straight, and he kept thinking about what he could say to counter the opponent. After thinking for a long time, "But Real Madrid fans never lie."

Leo frowned, barely stopped looking for the position of the puzzle, and looked at Cristiano thoughtfully, "Do you mean that the Barcelona fans are lying when they praise me?"

If it was a few years ago, Cristiano might have been afraid of Leo's misunderstanding, but now Cristiano is fearless, after all, he already knows the other party very well.

So not only was Cristiano not worried, but he was confident, "They said that you are like Wilde talking about love." Cristiano first stated the facts before criticizing, "But this is undoubtedly a hypocritical lie. You know that you are not Wilde yourself, let alone love words, in fact only half of their sentence is true-"I am a mute". "

Leo curled his lips, too lazy to talk to Cristiano, and continued to put his head down to work on the puzzle.

Cristiano was very dissatisfied that the other party ignored him like this, and he decided to compete with the jigsaw puzzle for attention or something.

"Look, look, you treat me like this, you are such a person, and Barcelona fans say you look like Wilde, isn't that hypocrisy?" Cristiano accused Leo confidently, "Except for me Who else can endure your cold violence? Who else can survive under your cold violence except me?"

Leo didn't bother to talk to him and continued to put together the puzzle.

Cristiano scratched his chin, "What the hell are you fighting for?"

This time Leo answered Cristiano, "I can't tell you."

Well, it's better not to say it.

But Cristiano was a man who never gave in, remember?So Cristiano will not be defeated by mysticism and cold violence, but he will become more and more courageous, "Then why did you buy this?"

"I didn't buy it, it was a gift from a fan." Leo said vaguely.

Cristiano questioned this statement very much. After all, he felt that few fans would send such strange things—especially few fans would send such things as Mr. Messi. After all, Mr. Messi looks like a...you You know, uninteresting, unattractive, uncharismatic.

Cristiano really doesn't believe that other than him, there is no one else who can discern and appreciate such a wonderful thing as Mr. Messi.

Thinking of this, Cristiano sighed and realized that it might be true that "back then" Ms. Irina laughed at him for his aesthetic problems-although "back then" Ms. Irina said that he wore weird clothes.

"I don't believe it, who did it!" Cristiano continued to ask.

Leo disliked him, found him annoying, and threatened to hang up the video-Cristiano decided that he was very angry, so although he didn't hang up, he still didn't speak.

Leo didn't notice at first that Cristiano decided to be angry. It wasn't until after 3 minutes that Cristiano didn't speak that Leo realized that something was wrong——Leo put down the small puzzle piece in his hand and took A little melancholy looked up at Cristiano.

Cristiano insisted on not speaking.

"Do you still keep the portraits we bought on the streets of Paris that year?" Leo asked suddenly, which sounded like it had nothing to do with the previous topic.

Cristiano looked at him and insisted on not speaking.

Leo thought for a while, "I still hang your portrait in my bedroom."

Cristiano showed a satisfied smile, and then nodded, "Of course, but let me say it again, I think his painting is very inappropriate-how could the reflection of a wolf be a fox! This is not in line with human common sense at all!"

Leo thinks that Cristiano has no artistic cells at all, he looks like an uneducated guy, "You don't know anything about art, I think he draws very well-although I don't know why he drew me like that, but anyway, I think he did a good job of drawing you."

Cristiano curled his lips, "What a coincidence, I actually think your painting is not bad-but, well, don't change the subject, don't think that I will forget your puzzle when you mention that strange guy .”

"I didn't, actually I was just inspired by this puzzle, so I also sent you a puzzle as a gift." Leo said, "I specially ordered a puzzle online... er, I just I won’t tell you what pattern I ordered, you can check it when the time comes.”

When Leo said this, Cristiano might have wanted to ask what the picture was, but at this time Dolores knocked on the door and told Cristiano that he had a package delivered——Cristiano Let Leo wait, he will get the package and come back.

Leo had a faint feeling that his customized puzzle had arrived. He felt that if Cristiano opened his package in person, he might be embarrassed, so he wanted to hang up the video call quickly.But Cristiano didn't let Leo get his way, and Cristiano went out before Leo said it.

Leo had to sit and wait.

Three or five minutes later, Cristiano came back with a large box. As soon as he entered the door, he said loudly to Leo: "You actually bought the puzzle? How many pieces did you buy? I will put it together in my lifetime." Is it over?"

"500 yuan." Leo immersed himself in the puzzle, pretending to be indifferent, but Cristiano could see a little suspicious red in his ears.

Cristiano became even more curious, and he immediately began to unpack the packages.

The first thing that caught Cristiano's eyes was the completed diagram of the puzzle.

"Wow..." Cristiano marveled. "Okay, I guess I'll finish it - I gotta say I kind of... like this, thanks."

"Needless to say, it's so formal." Leo lowered his head and still didn't look at Cristiano, "I just bought it casually. Well, I hang up. That's it."

"Hey wait." Cristiano stopped Leo with a smile, "You said that you customized this puzzle because you were inspired by a jigsaw puzzle given to you by fans? So what exactly did that guy give you?"

Leo didn't speak.

Cristiano rolled his eyes, "If you show me the schematic diagram for completing the puzzle, next time I can let you... You know, I will give you the initiative next time, and we don't have to rely on guessing punches to grab it." Up and down ". "

Leo thought about it and thought it was worth considering.After all, every time Cristiano always tried his best to misinterpret the rules of the game, so that he could not get the "initiative". If he got this promise, Leo felt that he would not lose money.

Leo slowly showed the completed diagram of the puzzle - and Cristiano triumphantly showed his share, although he knew it was made by Leo, Leo must know what it was.

The picture in Leo's hand is the handshake picture when he and Cristiano met for the first time in Zurich-it was obviously customized according to the photos taken by the media present at the time: Cristiano turned his back to the photographer, while Riley O's eyes and most of the face with a half-smile expression were exposed above Cristiano's shoulders.

The one in Cristiano's hand is a "mosaic" of two paintings drawn by the artist back then.

——On both sides of a river, an adult wolf on the left bank looks at the shadow of a fox printed in the water, while on the right bank, a little white fox squats obediently and looks at the shadow of an adult wolf printed in the water.

The author has something to say: The case has been solved, the case has been solved

Leo's portrait solves the case

I'm too tired today, so I won't add any jokes, let's talk about it tomorrow...