[football] this god

——Mourinho is not born to be annoying, but he has to be annoying.

After Cristiano learned of Mourinho's remarks at the post-match press conference, he made the above evaluation. Mendes did not comment on this, but reminded Cristiano to prevent a fire in the backyard.

At first, Cristiano didn't really know what this sentence meant, until he talked to Leo and found that Leo's expression was indifferent when he mentioned it, and he seemed indifferent.

Cristiano scratched his chin, feeling that something was wrong with this matter.

Cristiano hesitated for a moment, "You know this is a normal operation, and the general head coach will protect his players like this at this time-and you also suggested to Jorge to let him help me and Mu Rinho wants this commitment?"

Leo hummed lazily, but he couldn't see if he agreed with Cristiano's statement.

Cristiano scratched his chin again, "Do you care about this?"

Leo snorted softly and said nothing - but of course, that was an obvious enough cue for Cristiano, who scratched his chin again, "I thought you'd already thought about it... ..."

Seriously, who would have thought that a person with a normal aesthetic would like Mourinho?Is this really stupid?And what's even more ridiculous is that Messi is still jealous of Mourinho?Is this something normal people do?If it wasn't for Leo's serious expression and his lack of sense of humor, Cristiano would have thought Leo was joking.

Leo frowned, but still didn't speak.

Cristiano scratched his chin for the fourth time, "How about we talk about something else?"

Leo's face was not very good-looking, and he still didn't speak.

Cristiano had a premonition that he would not be able to get away with it today, and he began to rack his brains to think about where Mr. Messi's fire extinguishing point was.

——"Hello." Cristiano greeted Messi politely in a meeting he also forgot the occasion.

At least Cristiano felt that he was quite polite.

But Messi ignored him.

……

Wait a minute, Messi ignored him?Messi just glanced at him, but didn't say hello to him?Is this what people do?Is this a normal social norm?Cristiano was so upset that he asked sullenly: "I thought I would at least get a 'hello'? "

Messi glanced at him again, but still didn't speak.

Cristiano glanced at Antonella, who was a little embarrassed standing next to Messi, and thought that Antonella is really a great lady, who can live with such cold and violent lovers—— Of course, he did not expect that he would also become the recipient of cold violence lovers "many years later".

Antonella poked Messi and signaled him to say hello to Cristiano—Cristiano looked gratefully at the great woman Antonella, and expected Messi to say hello quickly, and then they both Only then can we find our own mothers.

But Messi still didn't speak—Antonella patted Messi's arm holding her hand, and Messi showed her a small warm smile, then let go of her hand obediently, letting Ann Donella went to the buffet table to get some drinks and desserts.

no?etc?What do you mean by throwing your cold violence lover husband here?Am I a store deposit office?Cristiano screamed frantically in his heart.

What is more puzzling than Ms. Antonella's behavior is that Messi, who stayed in front of Cristiano, did not leave but did not speak.

Cristiano scratched his chin and decided to run away.

But just when Cristiano's feet were about to move, Messi's ability to judge the movement of human legs once again played a great role-Messi instantly grasped Cristiano's intentions and showed it at that moment His defensive ability as a talented player: he moved immediately, appeared in the trajectory of Cristiano's intended movement and blocked Cristiano who wanted to steal.

Cristiano was very speechless, he had no choice but to start recalling how he had gotten into trouble with Messi recently - it's common for them to get into trouble, but the problem is that he didn't know what kind of trouble would make Messi blatantly brutalize him.

After much deliberation, Cristiano feels that the only major thing he has done recently is to support Mourinho after losing.But the problem is that Cristiano doesn't know what the big deal is. After all, this is a routine operation in the football circle, and any professional player will not tie up with others for this.

And more importantly, although Cristiano supported Mourinho, he didn't scold Barcelona and Messi!

"I read the recent news. You publicly supported Mr. Mourinho—even if you lost to Barcelona this season." Messi finally said, "walking on the street deserves to be beaten to death" level.

Cristiano considered this a blatant provocation.

"Mr. Messi, do you have any questions? I support my coach, do I need to ask you for instructions?" Cristiano asked Messi angrily.

Messi didn't speak, and Cristiano suspected that Messi himself felt that he was wronged, and he didn't know why he lost his temper-yes, although Messi only adopted a silent tactic, Cristiano believed that Messi was obviously right. This is extremely annoying.

Having won the first battle, Cristiano snorted and was about to run away.

But Messi defended him again.

"What do you want to do? Do you want to fight?" Cristiano looked around furtively, and asked in a low voice when he saw that other people were not paying attention to the battle here.

"I'm in a bad mood." Messi said suddenly after being silent for a while.

Cristiano was a little confused by this unnecessary honesty, and he asked in a daze, "Why?"

No, wait... As soon as Cristiano said this, he realized why he asked Messi why he was in a bad mood?That's none of his business at all, okay?

But before Cristiano could say something to save face, Messi kept talking.

"I don't know," Messi said.

The corner of Cristiano's mouth twitched, "So you just made a temporary decision, and just pulled me into a scapegoat and made a punching bag?"——Cristiano decided that he was going to be furious at Messi.

"I didn't, you didn't take it on behalf of others." Messi looked calm, as if he was just chatting with Cristiano about the recent good weather in Spain, "I'm just mad at you, although I don't know why."

"Okay, okay, then you can think carefully before deciding." Cristiano said dryly, "Good luck, I'm leaving."

But just as Cristiano turned around, he heard Messi speak again behind him, "In the reporter's article, you said that you and Real Madrid need Mourinho. Is this a misreading or out of context?"

"Of course not," Cristiano, as a proven expert at dealing with questions, can answer such low-level questions directly without thinking, "Both Real Madrid and I need Mr. Mourinho. Someone who needs it - in football. Nobody can replace him."

Messi snorted and didn't say anything—although he didn't know why, but Cristiano knew that the little man was so angry again, because apart from being angry, there was no reason why Messi couldn't watch the whole process later. Don't look at him.

——Cristiano meditated on the past and stood in the setting sun.

Then I extracted a few keywords, and then got the answer.

"He needs me, and I need him too, but the reason I need him is because I want to beat you and get more things than you." Cristiano organized the language a little bit, and then gave his own answer, "So at the end of the day, I need you."

"The more we are against each other, the more you need me? The more we are at odds, the more... we can't be together, the more you need me? Is it really impossible for those who are really by your side to help you to replace me? asked Leo.

Cristiano revisited Leo's displeasure.

He used to think that it was just the jealousy between ordinary lovers, but he forgot that as a "comer", his ability to recognize everything now is far from that of Leo who experienced this for the first time.

No matter how mature Leo is, he is still only a young man in his early twenties. The distance and incompatibility bring him more pressure than Cristiano imagined——Leo knows better than anyone that the uniqueness of their relationship is What, so he never worried about the beautiful skin, he only worried that when Cristiano was busy with the confrontation between the two, a new "irreplaceable" appeared in his life.

Cristiano was silent for a while.

"Can Xavi and Iniesta replace me?" He asked back, "They accompany you every day, play with you and help you. Am I really irreplaceable for them?"

"Of course." Leo said without thinking.

After he finished saying this, he suddenly froze—the next second, Leo laughed.

"That's good, Ronaldo, that's good. If you want, mark your words."

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