[football] this god

After a night of tossing and turning, Leo finally decided to pretend to forget about bringing a partner to the party the next night, and with this wonderful idea...

——I still haven’t fallen asleep, so I can only get up and play games, run in the yard, water flowers, cut grass, wipe the ball, wake the dog from its sleep and brush its fur… In short, it’s just doing some shit. Consume your passion and energy after winning the Triple Crown.

This shit is very unlikely to be something a man with a partner can do.

The celebrations on the second day were also routine. In fact, there was nothing worth mentioning. Except that after the last program of the evening, when everyone was sleepy and decided to leave, Puyol specifically stopped All this matter.

Leo felt that something was wrong at the time, so he decided to find a reason to disappear immediately.

But Puyol ignored Leo's wish at all, and directly grabbed him with one hand, "Take your partner to the club's celebration banquet at [-] o'clock tomorrow night-especially Leo. By the way, let's reiterate the discipline, our guidelines yes:……"

"Don't insult Ronaldo!"

The originally bleary-eyed Barcelona players instantly stared and spoke in unison.

Leo was under a lot of pressure. He had never been so evasive and stammered in Barcelona, ​​"But, but he... no, she is a Manchester United fan."

A Manchester United fan who likes Ronaldo, Pique instantly felt that he had spied a secret—yes, a Ronaldo fan who likes Manchester United found out what Ronaldo likes to eat, Amway gave it to Rio, and Rio went to watch Manchester United without a word The game should also be to find a common topic. Later, caring about Ronaldo, and even having a little intersection with Ronaldo is to please girls and attract girls' attention.

Pique felt that his logic was perfect.

Tsk, Ronaldo, a cannon fodder in Leo's life and a third party who knows nothing.Pique defined Cristiano.

And just when Pique was immersed in his perfect logic, Puyol did something very satisfying, "It doesn't matter if she is a Manchester United fan, but you are her boyfriend, you won the treble and got a bonus, she Why don't you come to this event with you? Everyone will come—Leo, let me tell you, you love a girl when you bring her into your social life."

Stop farting, it's as if you know love well... All the members of Barcelona are in unison in their hearts.

But they still supported Puyol and condemned Leo, after all, eating melons is a big deal.

"But she doesn't have time." Leo continued to speak stubbornly. It is impossible for him to bring Ronaldo to appear from any angle-even if the Barcelona players can perfectly accept that Ronaldo is his boyfriend. As a player of this level, Ronaldo Type of person, his self-esteem is impossible to allow himself to appear in Barcelona's celebration banquet.That was a complete humiliation for Ronaldo.

What's more, it is impossible for the pigs in Barcelona to accept that Ronaldo is Messi's boyfriend-this news is enough to feed the delis all over Spain【1】.

But no one believed his words at all, "Then did you sleep alone last night?" - Someone proposed this epic melon, and everyone looked Leo up and down.

emmmmm, it really doesn't look like spending the night with a girl—it doesn't have that smell.

The Barcelona players looked at each other and thought it was terrible to be alone on such a great night.

But Leo said nothing.

"That's not okay, this is an official mission of the club." Puyol ignored this, "Leo, you can't come by yourself on a big day like tomorrow. This is a formal occasion, and some social interactions are by yourself Impossible - there will be other guests in addition to our partners tomorrow, you can't do these socials alone."

"If you are just a substitute for Barcelona, ​​then this is not mandatory for you, but you are not, you are a Ballon d'Or winner, and your social tasks are much heavier than others. You can't come alone."

Leo didn't believe Puyol's nonsense at first, but later found out that there was actually a requirement on the banquet program list given by the club to bring a female companion to attend-he googled it and found that Puyol actually It's really not about him, but when some social situations really need it, Leo can only urgently call Mendes from the home of a young player in Europe to Barcelona to discuss a solution.

Mendez: Day.

"Otherwise... do you have a female friend with a good relationship? Ask her to come to the rescue overnight?" Mendes asked not particularly sure, he didn't know if "now" Messi is still with Antonella The lady has a friendly relationship, after all, they haven't discussed this kind of relationship issues.

Leo also thought of Antonella at the first time, but Antonella couldn't save the nearby fire in the far water in Argentina, so even if he chartered a flight right away, he might not be in time.

What's more, it takes time to charter a flight, so it's too late.

And he didn't know much about other women, Leo frowned and thought for a long time, then shook his head.

Mendes thought about it, but he could find a temporary girlfriend for Messi himself - but he couldn't think of a way to fool his girlfriend, after all, Messi found a boyfriend and it wasn't his wrong!Why did he try to find a way for him!

There's another thing he might have to figure out for him though...

——"Mr. Messi and I both think you should know about it," Mendes thought and thought, and after greeting Messi, he sent a message to Cristiano, "Barcelona has a celebration party tomorrow, Barcelona The club asked Mr Messi to bring his partner - we are going to find him a temporary female companion to fool him."

After seven or eight minutes, Cristiano replied with one word, "Yeah."

It's hard to know if it's upset or just feeling like there's nothing to say.

Mendes thinks it is the former, because this is indeed something that has nothing to say - it must be done, there is no way to refuse, and naturally there is no need for evaluation.

But Leo always felt that Cristiano was a little unhappy-three crown celebrations, temporary female companions, every element sounded bad.

Leo asked for Mendes' mobile phone, and used Mendes' mobile phone to send a message to Cristiano, "So I assume you have no objection."-He asked in a pretend Mendes tone.

"Any comments, is it useful?" Cristiano quickly sent a rhetorical question.

Immediately afterwards, several more messages were sent.

"Don't ask such silly questions, Jorge, I'll think you're out of your wits."

"Of course I don't like it, but I have to pretend I don't have a problem with him—by the way, which woman is it? Is it Antonella?"

"Oh, I knew it, it must be her, she has a special attraction to a man surnamed Messi. The story between the two of them is really good! My childhood sweetheart, I said that I want to marry each other. Now that I have won the Triple Crown, I will marry her when I become famous. go home."

Hey Hey hey!If you keep pushing, I won't be able to save you!Mendez screamed inwardly.

Leo looked down at the screen of the phone without moving or making a sound. After a while, he continued to pretend to be Mendes and chat with Cristiano, "But your story is also good, what hypnosis, what acquaintances. You two are the same, I Guess."

"Don't be stupid. You know it's different! Messi is easy to be real! But I'm a smart person!" Cristiano replied immediately, "Okay! I won't tell you! You go Get him Antonella to participate in that shit Triple Crown celebration!"

"Do you mind the Triple Crown or Antonella?" Rio Mendes continued to ask.

"Jorge, you have too many questions today." Cristiano didn't notice it, but complained to Mendez, "Okay, shut up. Go to work!"

Leo thought for a while, "I'm afraid you're holding back in your heart."

Half a minute passed.

"Mr. Messi, spying is not a good habit." Cristiano exposed Leo - Leo didn't ask him how he found out, Leo just continued to ask, "Does it matter who I am? You can answer me."

"I'll answer you, Jorge." After being silent for a minute, Cristiano actually continued the conversation—he might have wanted to say something to Leo, but if Leo confronted Leo When his identity appeared, Cristiano couldn't say it anyway.

"I would love to tell Messi that I congratulate him, but I can't."

"The Triple Crown is no different from Antonella - I should bless him with either, but I can't do either."

Mendes was a little nervous, afraid that they would quarrel directly on his mobile phone, but it seemed inconvenient for him to intervene suddenly at this time, after all, this was a topic that was too private——Mendez could only stand up after deliberation Said that he wanted to go out for a walk.

Leo didn't object, he continued to look down at the phone screen.

It's not that who gets what the other has and has an honorable relationship between them, what one gets is what the other loses.

But even so, Leo still wanted to be close to Cristiano, just as he knew that Cristiano still wanted to be close to him.

The only two tigers in the [-] mountains should never coexist, but they always want to meet and hug - after all, a predator will only be attracted by another predator, and will not fall in love with his own food.

"Okay, let's go find Antonella as a female companion... Some social situations are really not something a man can solve alone." After a while, Cristiano returned a message, he was nothing for Real Madrid and Barcelona Annoyed and irritated by the contrast of his Triple Crown, but he does not want to end his relationship with Leo, "I can't say congratulations, but I... I don't know, I don't know."

Some pains are not all aches and pains.

"Silly*." Leo replied silently. He didn't want to talk about the Triple Crown with Cristiano anymore—they could talk face to face in the summer if necessary, but now the text is always easy to cause misunderstandings, and he wants to avoid this.

"?!"

"If I like Antonella, what else can I do with you?"

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