[football] this god

Although Puyol heard about it afterwards, he felt that Pique's idea was covered with the word "stupid" from head to toe, but there was no way. It's not very good to agree-so forget it, it's not a big deal anyway, Puyol thought, let's listen to them this time.

But after all, Puyol is not the party, so his submission does not mean much.

On the day of the party, although Leo showed up, he only showed up alone—yes, let alone his girlfriend, he didn’t even bring a dog.

Pique immediately stood up and blamed Leo as an envoy of justice, "Leo, how could you do this? We all brought girlfriends, but you didn't let your girlfriend come over? You are too disrespectful to other girls. Sorry. She will think us Barcelona are some heartless scumbags."

Leo couldn't figure out what not to bring out had anything to do with the scumbag, so he thought Peake was joking.

He didn't talk to Lipick because he didn't think it was necessary.

But in fact, everyone else showed a very approving expression - especially the ladies in the box - Leo was a little strange by them, "What's the matter?"

The expressions of others looking at him changed: look, look, this person has already become a habit.

Leo felt that there was no future in talking to them, so he simply ordered a yerba mate tea and concentrated on observing his own tea, refusing to talk to others.

"I thought Leo was an honest man," Harvey said suddenly.

Pique understood, and when he was about to follow, he was preempted, "But I never expected that he would treat a poor girl like this—the girl was even willing to hide in the closet for him. ’ said Iniesta.

Yes, Mr. Iniesta actually took the initiative to join the gossip brigade. This is a phenomenon-level event-you can see this from the shocked eyes when Leo raised his head-this obviously greatly inspired The gossip desires of colleagues in the Barcelona locker room.So Busquets shook his guts and began to push, "It is said that on the day he hid in the closet, there was more than one packaging bag for a certain special item in the trash can."

The ladies rolled their eyes at Busquets, deeply despised these straight men who only had smarts in their heads because of his obscene hints.

But the other men took it very seriously, after all, this matter is still very important in their hearts—Alves was the fourth to stand up, "Maybe Leo treated people like this because they asked him for a Ronaldo game ball."

Puyol raised his glass and took a sip of the juice, deciding not to participate in this silly game.

Luckily he wasn't involved.

Pique's next words directly raised the atmosphere of the audience to the highest point.

Pique said: "What does this mean? This means that Leo cherishes the broken ball very much, so he must have some illegal connection with Ronaldo."

At the beginning, everyone was terrified by this sentence. They were all worried whether Leo would really have a special close connection with a certain Real Madrid player-some people with very big brains had even imagined that Leo would join Real Madrid and Real Madrid played Barcelona in a 9:1 situation in the national derby, and they felt their souls were crying wet.

Leo put his hands on his knees and continued to observe his yerba mate like a well-behaved schoolboy, as if the whole galaxy contained in that cup of yerba mate.

After carefully observing Leo's expression, the friends of Barcelona thought that Leo didn't seem to have this idea-and once they got rid of the horrible fantasy, the friends of Barcelona returned to their old wisdom.

It just so happened that they all had a little experience dealing with Leo, so they chose the corresponding measures-they decided to keep firing.

"I think so," Harvey reacted quickly, "Leo must be jealous that his girlfriend got that broken ball." - If Harvey knew that Pique accidentally told the truth, he might not When he said this, his expression was so relaxed and lively.

But little fool Harvey doesn't know anything about it now.

"I think so, my God, Leo, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! This is so weird!"

"How can you argue with girls? It shouldn't be."

"The point is, when you fight with girls, there are girls who want to be with you! This is simply ridiculous!"

"Yes, I originally thought that Leo would be a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

"That girl must be the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary. Otherwise, no girl would be willing to save a cheapskate like Leo."

Barça's friends began to chatter and push one after another, but Leo in the center of the storm remained motionless and continued to observe his cup of yerba mate, as if he could distinguish the color of the cup of tea every second like a change.

The Barcelona friends said that their mouths were dry and the dishes were ready, but Leo still didn't say a word-the Barcelona guys shut their mouths resentfully, ready to start eating.Together with their girlfriends, they decide to isolate Leo, and they want Leo to know that anyone who is determined not to share a single word of gossip with their friends doesn't deserve a social life.

But before Puyol had time to take his first bite of the side dish, mashed potatoes, Leo actually spoke.

"I'm not jealous of the other party getting that ball." Leo raised his head and said this-he still had his hands on his knees at this time, looking like a well-behaved elementary school student.

The residents of Barcelona immediately forgot the food on their plates and stared at Leo with burning eyes.

Leo looked at the roast beef in front of Harvey, and stopped talking - Harvey immediately distributed a large piece of roast beef to Leo's plate graciously, ignoring the disappointment of Pique who was looking forward to the food the most. gaze.

"I will give "her" whatever she likes, except for my soul, which I insist on keeping. said Leo after a mouthful of beef, "my soul is mine. "

At this time, Leo still does not forget to hint to others that he loves anyone and everything and will not completely surrender himself to the other party, whether it is a partner or a club.

But everyone was immersed in the gossip and had no time to think about it.

In fact, some of my friends have already been aroused by this sentence to a certain extent, but they still want to continue listening-but Leo stopped again at this time, and he looked at the grilled shrimp on the big plate in front of Pique.

Pique immediately chose the best-looking shrimp on the plate and gave it to Leo, ignoring Alves who was about to move right in front of the shrimp——there is no one in the back, Alves thought sadly So, if I knew that he also had a girlfriend, I wouldn't tell anyone.

Leo ate the prawns and went on: "'She' is not a Barcelona fan, 'she' only likes me—well, liking Ronaldo is a momentary blindness. "-He didn't lie, Leo always thought that the only smart decision Ronaldo made in his life was to date him.

Some people roll their eyes, but generally they want to keep listening—and Leo is now looking at the pizza in front of Iniesta, who immediately picks the one with the most sausages and hands it to him.

Leo ate all the sausages and continued his story, "As for "she" is the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary?Certainly not. "—Because he is a man, Leo thought to himself, "After all, "she" is not here to save the world, "she" is only related to me. "

Some people began to want to stop Leo's shamelessness, they thought it was a custom of losing Barcelona's top card, but this attempt was stopped by others, and others wanted to continue to hear how bad this story was. .

Leo glanced at the scallop suggestively, and the prettiest one on the table immediately appeared on his plate.

"I've been with 'her' for seven years. ’ Leo continued.

Everyone stared at Pique, who lowered his head and gnawed on the baguette.

"I'll still be with 'her'," Leo said, "maybe one day you will dislike 'her' when you know who this person is, but that's okay, I won't change my decision. "

Some people began to worry because of this sentence, because they had a premonition that this person's identity might be a bit unusual, otherwise Leo would not have said that.

"But you can rest assured that my loyalty to Barcelona will not change in the slightest because of this person." Leo said, "I said, I can give the other party everything, except my soul, which I keep for myself."

Once freed from worry, everyone began to silently roll their eyes again.

"As for you asking me why I didn't bring "her" here. Leo paused, and was really satisfied to find that everyone pricked up their ears and held their breath waiting for the final answer.

"Are you stupid? Didn't I say that 'she' likes Ronaldo?So what is "she" doing here?Listen to you sitting here mocking Ronaldo? "Leo said slowly.

After a brief moment of dumbstruck, everyone realized that Leo wasn't even going to share a word with them, let alone bring his girlfriend over for dinner with the shit.

The much-mocked Barcelona residents began racking their brains trying to find a little useful information in Leo's nonsense just now.

However, they failed. In addition to continuing to emphasize the useless details that his girlfriend likes Ronaldo, Leo only revealed that they have been together for seven years, and the rest of the details did not appear—what time, Where, how they met, and what country the other party was from, nothing.

No fart.

The soul hostess who had dinner today: 404NOTFOUND.