[football] this god

“‘They’re too low in IQ for me’?Is this a human language! ’ When Neymar’s words finally got out in the newspapers a week after the Champions League semi-final, Marcelo was so ashamed that he jumped on a chair in the dressing room and asked the others loudly, ‘What does he mean! "

No one spoke, and now they all regret the stupid way they supported Cristiano, and now it's good, they are now publicly executed.

And by the way, they have now booked a season in which all four major players are empty, and have started preparing for the new season in advance. What's even more frustrating is that they don't even know whether Mourinho is confirmed to stay in the next season.

Heart congestion.

However, Cristiano is not worried about Mourinho. He has a kind of honey confidence that Mourinho can eventually stay and succeed.Cristiano has always believed that brutalists like Mourinho have their own set of great survival methods. He is good at finding living space from various strange states and winning wars about survival—as long as the team is not called Chelsea.

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Mr. Mourinho's life's Waterloo share has basically been used on this weird team that won the Premier League one year and is bound to relegation the next year. Cristiano has always felt that something was in Mourinho's mind by Chelsea's boss Spell, otherwise it cannot explain why Mourinho fell into Chelsea's deep hole twice and made a fuss.

As for Neymar's nonsense, Cristiano doesn't think it's surprising to say this given his IQ - Mr. Neymar has always been very unclear about his own IQ.

Commonly known as stupid | forced not to know.

- "The goal is brilliant, the barb is a bit of a... well, you know, I always think there's no need to go after that in that area, because the barb is not a big deal. But have you thought about changing the celebration? "Neymar "once" asked Cristiano this way on WhatsApp once, when Cristiano had just completed his first Champions League defense in his life.

"No, I kind of like this move, it's so cool to do, you can try it anytime. And the sponsors like it too, they want me to have a signature move or something." Cristiano replied, "Like Stars like us need something iconic, and I have a lot of experience with that — in case you were wondering.”

Cristiano paused again, "By the way, I don't care about barb shit! That doesn't matter to me at all! Don't spread rumors!"

Mr. Neymar first sent an emoticon representing an embarrassed smile, and then replied: "You know, many people say that we are very similar, born on the same day and on the same month. But now it seems that I don't think so, because at least from the celebrations and pouring As you can see from hooking this question, my IQ is obviously higher.”

Cristiano was silent for 1 minute, and Neymar once thought he had won, and was very proud of it.

But Cristiano won in the end.

Cristiano replied: "But the fact is that people who can say this sentence generally do not have a high IQ-because of social 0 points."

——"But the newspaper said that he brought a gift to Cristiano." After grabbing the newspaper and reading it carefully, Ramos said in a tone of discovering the New World.

All eyes in the locker room were on Cristiano, waiting for Cristiano to reveal what kind of gift it was.

Cristiano kept his mouth shut and insisted not to push - Cristiano doesn't hate gossip, but he doesn't like others to gossip about himself.Especially when it comes to him and Neymar, after all... As far as you know, he doesn't care about being with people with such low IQs.

But the people who eat melons are very suspicious. They looked at Cristiano suspiciously. They obviously think that there must be something wrong between Cristiano and Neymar. Otherwise, if it is just an ordinary courtesy gift, there is no need for Cristiano to look The expression of a martyr who regards death as home.

So the friends at Real Madrid are ready to torture if necessary - but there is a wise man among them.

As a new human being in the new era, Mr. Di Maria immediately jumped onto Twitter, quickly located Neymar's account, and found an update 5 minutes ago.

"My gift to Ronaldo." - Pictured: a signed football.

Judging by his replies to others, it was the ball he used in the game when he scored his first career goal.

Mr Di Maria announced the news loudly, followed by screams in the dressing room that could blow the roof off, and Mr Ramos began to confess to Casey that they should not have plotted in solidarity with Christie Jarno, because Cristiano has already secretly communicated with the other party for the song-of course they don't really think that Cristiano has developed some shitty friendship behind their backs, they just think it's too weird.

Among them, people with higher IQs, such as Cassie, were thinking about whether Neymar was thinking about getting closer to Cristiano, so he presented the football as a gift, expressing friendship and saying that he did not really want to come to Cristiano. Nuo grab the top card or something.But this seems to be unable to explain why Neymar said after the game that Real Madrid has a low IQ and is not suitable for him?This is totally contradictory, right?Unless you think that latter thing is some kind of yes or no.

But Casey also believes that Neymar's IQ does not seem to be enough to complete such difficult thinking.

At this time, Cristiano's scalp was numb amid the screams in the Real Madrid locker room. He wanted to poke Neymar to death-he was not afraid of what these people would think, after all, it was a gift from Neymar. It's not that he really took the initiative to push Neymar, he just...

He just finds them annoying!Cristiano can perfectly predict that these people will hold this matter until he retires.

And far away Barcelona is also extolling Neymar's extraordinary nerves-even though they are not the parties at all.

After all, there is a respectable gentleman named Pique in their dressing room, and this gentleman has a mouth like a hotel door that has not been locked for years.

Pique was in high spirits, loudly preaching Neymar's gossip, and did not forget to recite Neymar's Twitter, although the update did not say much.

Puyol stopped him, saying: "Enough, I don't want to hear the crap about how Neymar loves Ronaldo so much and is determined to stay with him - even if he can't join Barcelona, ​​I don't want him to join Real Madrid .Actually, my biggest wish in life is..."

"Real Madrid are disbanded on the spot." Harvey replied quickly, "disbanded on the spot now."

"Yes, disband on the spot." Puyol not only did not blame Harvey's quick answer, but encouraged him and recognized him, "Again, I don't want to see Neymar, Ronaldo, and Real Madrid stay and fly together."

Harvey expressed his gratitude for his recognition, "But Carls, I think you said it's not a double stay and a double flight, but a double flight."

The Barcelona locker room roared with laughter, and Puyol laughed too—he shrugged, patted Xavi on the shoulder, and said, "You're so bad, boy."

Leo couldn't help raising his eyebrows because of the nonsense of "Shuang Su Shuang Fly", but he still thinks that the IQ of sending a signed football is too low-after all, everyone now thinks that he is going to replace Ronaldo , and he just sent a signed football at this time?

Isn't this a provocation?Although I don't know why, his provocative method seems familiar.

But Leo is not worried that Neymar will go to Real Madrid, because Leo intuitively feels that Neymar really seems to dislike Real Madrid's IQ-although his IQ is not gratifying, although Leo also dislikes Real Madrid's IQ, although he I think everyone in Barcelona hates it.

"But he really despises Real Madrid's IQ!" Pique insisted, and then he saw Leo nodded - Pique was very moved, if he remembers correctly, he has never been in the question of gossip. O's approval.

Pique was flattered and encouraged, "His father seems to have publicly rejected Real Madrid-now other clubs are crazy about it."

Puyol and Xavi now seem to find this matter much more interesting, and they began to ask for details.

But speaking of Pique, there is actually no way to know more details. After all, from his personal point of view, even if he is really very knowledgeable, he still has no way of knowing what the old Neymar and Florentino said behind closed doors—— After all, he neither knew Neymar old nor Florentino.

It is rare that there is no official news about Pique, and everyone immediately expresses their opinions and develops their own whimsy.

Leo was amazed that his team-mates could find so many ways to criticize Real Madrid.

But instead of engaging with the topic, he put his head down and decided to check out Neymar's Twitter for some fun.

Then he saw a reply from Quaresma—sorry, he doesn't know why two people who can't hit eight shots are chatting happily under such a strange Twitter.

Quaresma said: "It reminds me of the time... When I was still at Barcelona, ​​Cristiano also gave Leo the game ball he scored.

Leo's scalp went numb, and he subconsciously looked up at Pique carefully—for the first time, he was a little afraid of Pique and his gossip.

Too bad he should have killed Quaresma to silence him.