[football] this god

BREAKING NEWS:

According to a staff member of a brand, they noticed suspicious red marks on Messi's body when they came to a hotel in Madrid to take a group of promotional photos for Barcelona's Messi at around ten o'clock yesterday morning.Not only that, but when the female make-up artist in the filming team walked into the bedroom to help Mr. Macy get things, she heard a suspicious snort coming from the closet, and noticed that there were other sundries in the trash can next to the bed. Under the cover, a small piece of a certain brand's packaging bag was exposed.Combining the above, we have reason to think that Mr. Messi is hiding in the golden house in Madrid.

——————————————————————The Sun

Reddit was slaughtered in an instant.

"Fake news, I swear. Don't you want me to believe that that frigid looking little guy in Barca is not single and his girlfriend is willing to hide in the closet for him. My wife won't even let me touch the closet .”

"Although reason tells me that the Sun is not wrong, I don't believe that he can find a girlfriend. He has the kind of appearance that has no desire at all."

"You straight men are too hot-eyed."

"But even if you look at it from a gay perspective, it's the same, right?"

"'You straight guys', why can't a girl say it? "

"Because Reddit has thousands of mountains full of birds, and thousands of paths without girls?"

"Brother upstairs, even though I'm a straight man, I still think your two lines of poetry are too eye-catching."

"Hey! Aren't we talking about Messi and frigidity? Anyone else remember this?"

"I remember, but I don't believe he has a girlfriend either! I think he is the kind of person who has no perception of women at all! If you say he has a boyfriend, I might believe it politely."

at the same time.

The Barcelona locker room was blown up, everyone surrounded Pique and stared at him.

"I really don't know." Pique wanted to cry, but now he really wanted to go to the sky—to go to the sky and hide for a while.

"Gerald, you are too surprising." Harvey looked hypocritical and heartbroken, "You actually...whether you didn't know about it or deliberately concealed it from us, it's too surprising and sad. "

Puyol was not in a hurry to speak, he watched Pique carefully.At first, he also thought that Pique was deliberately helping Leo hide this matter - after all, it is not surprising to have a girlfriend, but having a girlfriend in Madrid is quite... strange, and it is worth concealing - now he sees Pique This expression doesn't seem to be fake.

"But didn't you notice it at all?" Puyol asked after pondering for a while, "It is very difficult for a man and a woman to have such a relationship without trace. Especially in a long-distance relationship like them, Haven't you noticed that Leo disappeared suddenly before?"

It's hard to do without trace. Why didn't you find out?Pique slandered, besides, why should I know about his sudden disappearance or something?Am I the Macy's babysitter?

"Leo doesn't talk to me very much, especially about his own affairs." But Pique didn't dare to push his captain, so Pique could only quickly explain, "But I heard that Aguero said about Leo's girlfriend before. It's the Espanyol staff—maybe the girl went to Madrid with her, so..."

The gossip inside the Argentine national team is not widely spread. Another Argentine in Barcelona, ​​Mr. Mascherano, happens to not have a girlfriend who is good at inquiring about gossip, so Barcelona has not been affected by this gossip.They do occasionally wonder whether Leo will have a girlfriend, but they have never had a real hammer to this level-but in other words, why is the secret that Mascherano has a dazed and ignorant face can provide for Pique? know?

Well...it doesn't matter, anyway, Pique knows everything, and he "knows" with a very authoritative.

But this time, it was obvious that no one believed this kind of nonsense.If it is really a member of the Espanyol club, why go all the way to Madrid to "that what", Leo can go back to Barcelona and take her home-speaking of this, the Barcelona players suspect that Leo arranged for that bullshit publicity photo The filming was also a cover for meeting her.

This is even more suspicious!

In this era when elementary school students have favorite children, what is there to hide about Leo's relationship as an adult man in his 20s?Barcelona's team rules do not include the prohibition of dating.

The more I thought about it, the weirder it became—everyone turned their heads and glanced at the corner of the dressing room at the same time.

"Could it be that Aguero heard it wrong? Maybe he is a fan of the Spaniard." Busquets offered advice, "Maybe he lives in Madrid or somewhere near Madrid."

"It's possible," Pique said hastily, "very likely. Maybe it's a Spaniard fan living in Madrid...uh..."—Judging from the expressions of his teammates, they obviously felt that such a person was unlikely to exist , even if it exists, how did you meet Leo?

But of course, the second half of the question is not important.After all, Barcelona's players have seen the world. They know that there is no need to explore how a player met his girlfriend, otherwise you will find that your imagination is so barren - a private message on a social networking site, a Twitter hangout When I saw a photo, there were all kinds of strange things, and they were not serious.

"It's good if it's not someone related to Real Madrid." Puyol thought for a while, and felt that this kind of statement was also possible-he didn't doubt the gossip from Aguero, because he believed that Aguero was undoubtedly the best player for Leo. Good friend, if he confirms it, it is basically official certification, "The Espanyol club is of no importance."

Members of the Barcelona locker room nodded in agreement. If Leo really has a girlfriend who is a Real Madrid fan, it might be a big deal. After all, there are many players who ran to their girlfriend's home team because they couldn't bear the pillow talk. —If Leo does the same and runs to Real Madrid because of a woman's pillow, then they will be pissed to death.

But if it's an Espanyol club, it's irrelevant. After all, a club like the Espanyol can't support Leo, and it's impossible for Leo to look down on them.Leo is a smart man, he must know that there are only two clubs in Spain that can match his status and talents-Real Madrid and Barcelona.

And Real Madrid, unfortunately, is a very stupid club.

"But Leo didn't say anything at all." Seeing that the alarm was lifted and everyone's expressions relaxed and happy again, Villa finally couldn't help his inner desire and said, "And as soon as the news was revealed, it was Seriously, I'm just too curious."

Pique glanced secretly at a corner of the locker room, and then quickly looked away.

Puyol originally thought that since this matter was not dangerous, he could stop here and not push him any more, but he saw the eager expressions of everyone, and decided to indulge them today, as a little change of clothes after the victory over Real Madrid. room benefits.

"Not at all." Harvey said, "Doesn't his Argentine national team teammate Aguero know? Although he misunderstood some details. But generally speaking, he is still informed."

Speaking of the Argentine national team... Everyone turned their attention to Mr. Mascherano, the Argentine national team teammate of Rio in the Barcelona locker room.

Mascherano immediately complained, "No, I swear I don't know, Leo doesn't care about me!"

Everyone quietly glanced at a corner of the dressing room, and then quickly withdrew their gazes and continued to press like no one else.

"I believe you." Busquets patted Mascherano on the shoulder, "Leo only has one more healthy vocal cord than the mute."

"But Leo actually let the girl hide in the closet!" Pique said suddenly, "And the red marks on his body, this is too exciting and too ugly. It looks like an affair."

The word cheating ignited the enthusiasm of the Barcelona locker room.

"Yes, hiding in the closet, my God!" Harvey said happily, "And have you noticed, that girl snorted coldly when she saw a female staff member coming in!"

"You're too impolite, Xavi," Iniesta didn't agree with their pressure, "Don't talk about this kind of thing, it's very embarrassing to Leo, and very embarrassing to other girls."

Harvey immediately shut up, he didn't know why!He just shut up subconsciously!

"It's Leo who should feel embarrassed about that girl." Valdez suddenly made a major opinion, which changed the situation of the battle.

"That's right! How could Leo treat girls like this!" Harvey quickly echoed, hoping that Iniesta would forget what he just said, "It's as if the girls did something wrong! But between adults What's wrong with being in a relationship? It's so disrespectful to girls!"

Iniesta thought about it, and felt that what Harvey said seemed to make sense?

Seeing that Iniesta didn't speak, Harvey immediately became enthusiastic again, "I didn't expect Leo to be like this! He can't treat an innocent girl like this. Does he discriminate against people who are Spanish fans?"

"It's possible!" Pique, who was ridiculed because he didn't know that Leo was hiding in the golden house in Madrid, immediately followed up loudly, wanting to avenge himself, "Who would have thought that Leo would be the kind of person who would look at him with tinted glasses?" What about human beings? He actually discriminates against fans of small clubs, and disrespects girls like this! I misunderstood him!"

Everyone praised Pique for his sense of justice.

But some people don’t think so—it’s getting more and more outrageous. If you knew the true identity of this “girl”, would you still speak for “her”?If you don't kill him, it will be light.

Leo snorted, stood up from the corner of the locker room, and went straight out to warm up—he didn't even look at his gossip teammates.

SLAY.

All Barcelona looked at Leo's back, and the word suddenly popped up in their minds.

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